Hong Sanpang was sprayed with wine, and his expression was a bitter force. For example, sometimes he suddenly giggles without warning, laughing like a Chinese ghost story......

"I said my second brother, isn't it that he is taught every day, and suddenly he can't be stimulated by one step to the sky, and he loses his mind, right?"

He Gu's face was full of black lines, and he didn't necessarily have to tell these two that he was peeping just now, right? After a moment of silence, He Er Xiaozu used his usual skills and changed the subject: "Eh...... I'll tell you a secret, I think there's a good chance I'll find out who my daddy is!"

Xiao Sheng turned his head and looked at him in surprise.

Hong Sanpang said curiously: "I said my second brother He, don't be funny." We were all picked up from the woods, and we didn't have a father or mother since we were children. Why did you suddenly find your own father, tell me who your father is?"

Xiao Sheng was also curious, and he said with a straight face: "If this is the case, I think it is very likely that we may be a father." After all, it was picked up from a wood. ”

Hong Sanpang looked at Xiao Sheng with disdain: "Are you blind...... Three models for one dad. Isn't that weird?"

The little saint was extremely solemn: "It may be half-sibling." ”

He Gu really couldn't listen to it anymore, and a popping chestnut fell on Xiao Sheng's head: "Ya! Then this thing is too profligate, so it's better to shoot us directly on the wall ...... at the beginning."

Sun Xiaosheng: "......"

Hong Sanpang: "......"

He Gu has always had no good impression of his parents, so if he abandons him, abandon it. It's not good to throw him somewhere, but if you want to leave him in this kind of place, you can't even be a good human race, and you have been bullied and oppressed for many years.

He snorted and said indignantly: "If one day I really recognize my ancestors and return to my ancestors, I have to hang that goods up and train them well!"

Rumble!

As soon as the words fell, a thunderbolt swept through the void in the middle of the night.

He Gu was so frightened that his face turned pale, and he immediately knelt on the ground and kowtowed repeatedly: "God, earth, I was wrong! I was really wrong! I must honor my father well and ......offer him as a son."

Speaking of which, He Gu faintly felt that something was wrong...... Whatever!

Xiao Sheng was already laughing on the side: "Don't pretend to be a man, pretend to be thunderstruck!"

Hong Sanpang rolled his eyes: "To be serious, you haven't said who your father is." ”

He Gu scratched his head and said, "Today I came to the slave house to look for you." I didn't expect the old man to suddenly come over and ask me for the medicine, do you know how expensive the medicine is for the old man...... Where can I afford it? I was even ready on my knees, and I was thinking about saying a few words to soften and influence the old man, but I didn't expect him to change his mind and not only take me medicine money. And on the contrary, they cared about me...... He also said that if you offend a great character, remember to look for him. Damn, this look is like staring at my own son!"

The two were speechless, so many years...... No matter from the internal structure or the external structure, I didn't see any relationship between He Er's little ancestor and the old man.

If it is true, it is nothing but adultery...... They really couldn't find any other adjectives.

He Gu's eyes were dripping, and then he turned on the reasoning mode: "Fat man, little saint, think about it carefully." How did we know Broadman, it seems that we have known each other since childhood. It was the Hundred Old Man who picked us up in the first place. Over the years, he has suffered internal and external injuries, and although the old man has also asked us for money, he has never seriously accepted it. As long as you say that you don't have any money, you will end up with it. ”

"And we followed him in the first place. Suddenly, one day he talked to me and told me a lot of truths. One last turn and asked me what my dream was. At that time, I only said that I just wanted to be a foodie quietly, but the next day I was recruited by the eunuch fire house, and from then on I worked as a slave there. Now that I think about it, maybe the old man still has a hidden identity in Eunsi, if I said I wanted to take a bath. Wouldn't it be possible to wait for the Holy Maiden to change her clothes and take a bath?"

He Gu talked a lot, and after repeated scrutiny of the theory, he finally came to the terrifying conclusion that Bai Xiaosheng was his father.

Hong Sanpang and Sun Xiaosheng just listened with the mentality of watching a play at first, but they didn't expect to think deeply when they listened to it in the end.

Especially Hong Sanfat, the bun face folded together again, with a serious face: "Just analyze it like this, don't talk about it...... It's really possible. ”

He Gu touched his chin and muttered: "You said that if I find the old man at this time and kneel down and hug his leg, will I be able to directly waive all the medical expenses in the future." By the way, I ordered the senior management to give me a promotion and a salary increase, and take a saint as my little wife......"

Two: "......"

"Not even at all. At the very least, let me serve the holy woman to bathe...... I'm just looking, and I don't really have anything else in mind. ”

“......”

Xiao Sheng was quite speechless: "I said Second Brother He, can you have a little far-sightedness and great ideals." ”

He Gu's eyes darkened, and he seemed to be very aggrieved: "I have been bullied all my life." finally had such an opportunity to recognize his ancestors and return to his ancestors. If the old man is really my father. How can I make up for the benefits I didn't enjoy before...... Besides, I have no other pursuits. Isn't it just to watch women take a bath...... and did not go to prostitution, such a clean and self-conscious, poor and happy young man is really rare in the world. ”

"You always say that the old man is your father, but do you have any evidence? Catching thieves and stolen goods, catching rapists in bed, is now a society ruled by law. Little Shengwen crepe said.

Mommy admits a kiss and catches rape and has a fart relationship!

Hong Sanpang didn't dare to compliment Xiao Sheng's language, and secretly slandered in his heart.

Speaking of the evidence, He Gu sighed deeply, and his eyes showed infinite regret. I couldn't help pinching my throat and singing: "Life is already so difficult, don't break down some things......"

Hong Sanpang and Sun Xiaosheng trembled, and clapped their hands, this broken sound...... Must be scored out of a single score.

The reasoning is over, and the is over. He Gu suddenly became serious, stared at the two of them and asked, "Although I don't know what the relationship between Old Man Bai and me is." But there is one thing I always remember, he told me that people must have dreams. Even if it's just a little slave...... I don't know if you have any plans for the future. ”

"Intended?"

Hong Sanpang thought for a while with a fat face, and said seriously: "Lose weight and take a beautiful daughter-in-law." Buy a quiet cottage and hire a few loyal servants to live in peace for the rest of your life...... It doesn't get much better than this. ”

Xiao Sheng shook his head helplessly and patted the fat man on the shoulder: "Fat brother, I think it's still possible to take a beautiful daughter-in-law." You're going to lose weight...... It's harder than climbing to the sky. ”

Hong Fatzi slapped away the thin hand with a "snap", and smiled: "Hmph! Little Sage, what are your dreams?"

"I'm ......"

Sun Xiaosheng smiled treacherously: "I want to make money! A lot of money, so much that I can't spend it all." I'm going to buy a big storehouse and heap all the gold and silver in it. I'm going to ...... I also want our brothers to be safe and sound for the rest of their lives, be healthy, and live a long life. When you are old, you can still play happily together, and then when you are angry, you can bury them in a feng shui treasure together, and let the grass on the grave grow slowly......"

Burst!

This time, He Gu's wine confused Sun Xiaosheng's face. What kind of broken language is this, if you don't have culture, don't pretend to be a literary and artistic youth. Wait for your breath to be buried in a feng shui treasure land, and let the grass on the grave grow slowly......