"Hehe, I have admired Uncle Red Rat for a long time, and I am fortunate to see it today, Xiaopeng is really fortunate to have three lives. ”

Elder Red Rat also involuntarily brushed his little short beard with details, and it could be seen that he was very happy, extremely happy.

"Haha, King Xiaopeng laughed, the contemptible person is the penultimate elder of the House of Elders, and it has become the biggest contrast with your Feipeng Great Elder. ”

"Contemptible people can't afford the three lives of King Xiaopeng, King Xiaopeng is still commensurate with his peers, I'm older, you can call me eldest brother. ”

"Xiaopeng doesn't like to break the rules the most, I absolutely disagree with what Uncle Red Rat said, what is the penultimate first, what is the biggest contrast. ”

"The demon clan is created by everyone's joint efforts, the prosperity of the demon clan is inseparable from any member of the demon clan, the red rat clan as the most member of the clan, for our demon clan can make the greatest contribution, every time there is a war, since ancient times, the red rat clan has passed on important information for the demon clan, tracking the enemy, and even encircling and suppressing extremely strong enemies. ”

"So I think that although the Red Rat clan is not the strongest in terms of strength, it is among the best in terms of qualifications and merits. ”

Elder Red Rat is also excited now, he has seen someone say this about them from the United States, he loves to brush his beard when he is happy, and now he can't wait to finish brushing his beard.

The smile on his lips couldn't be closed, and he couldn't hold it back.

"Haha, hee-hee, quack, ah-ah, hey-hee!"

When King Xiaopeng saw this scene, although he was extremely respectful on the surface, he was hopelessly despised in his heart.

What kind of thing is this, he hasn't said anything about the earth-shattering ghost and god sycophancy sentence he learned from the human race, that's it, if you say it, this guy won't have to laugh to death on the spot.

The surrounding crowd was also a little discussant, and the sound of this discussion reached the ears of King Xiaopeng, and he found that it was a little different from what he thought.

"Do you think this Xiaopeng King is funny, or is he drinking too much fake wine, and he dares to slap this guy's ass. ”

"Yes, the last time I patted the sycophants, the graves are now three feet high, hasn't he heard a word? ”

"You can't touch a tiger's buttocks, and you can't touch a mouse's ass. ”

"Haha, this Xiaopeng King is nothing more than that, bah, I'm ashamed of the handsome and boundless cleverness I shouted for him just now. ”

Li Que also listened to the surrounding discussions, after all, it was still necessary for him to pay attention to these geniuses, because it was definitely these geniuses who were in the finals.

He also heard the common saying said by the crowd, he couldn't touch the tiger's buttocks, why hadn't he heard the meaning of the latter sentence, so he naturally had to ask Bai Xiaogang.

Li Que suddenly rolled his eyes, he really hadn't touched the butt of the old antique, although he knew this, but driven by curiosity, he also stretched out an evil hand to Bai Xiaogang.

Bai Xiaogang is now also looking at King Xiaopeng happily, with a slight mockery on his face, suddenly he felt that a hand appeared on his buttocks, his face quickly turned red, and a white gas automatically appeared on his nose, and a nameless anger immediately rose to his body, and there was a great sense of humiliation that filled his body.

"Boom!!Roar!!Uh, uh, uh. ”

"Li Gongzi, it turned out to be you, I'm sorry, I'm sorry, this is all a natural promise, don't mind. ”

"I'm just curious, don't mind. ”

After saying this, Bai Xiaogang also smiled honestly, and then Li Que asked the reason for these two sentences.

Hearing Li Que ask him this question, he also gave Li Que a careful explanation.

First of all, the tiger's butt can't be touched, he doesn't know this, anyway, as long as someone touches his body, he will not go overnight to make all reactions, as if he has this characteristic since birth, and the most important thing is that his whole body and even his soul will have a sense of humiliation, shame, and he doesn't know why.

As for the rat's fart, this one is similar to the tiger.

The rats themselves don't know that there will be an effect when they pat the rat's ass, that is, these people who pat the horse's ass will have a bloody disaster within a month, either they will bleed to death and die violently, or they will be seriously injured and their flesh and blood will be broken.

So no one has the courage to slap the basketball team's ass, and as for the reason for this matter, it has been studied for a long time, but I don't know if this evidence is credible.

The person who researched it was naturally the Chenxi who studied the murder case of Huang Huang and the bear clan laughing and killing.

He used his life to study, he first slapped a rat's ass, and then he hid in his own house and did not come out, and did not see anyone.

Others will not harm him, and they are curious to see if he will die violently in this research.

So no one went to his house for a month, and no one bothered him, and after a month and a day he appeared safe and sound in front of everyone.

Then he said something, that is, there is a big guy called sycophant, I don't know how to cultivate, but he is the originator of patting sycophants, but he only allows people who practice the way of sycophants to pat the sycophants of high-ranking nobles, and everyone else will be punished by him.

As for whether this is true or not, no one knows, I guess even Na Chenxi himself doesn't know.

Li Que also wanted to laugh a little when he heard it, this is also a big guy's sycophant, that Chenxi is really interesting.

The case he listened to in Chenxi had no obvious evidence or anything, but the evidence didn't seem to be that important, what mattered was the result. Although Chen Xi investigated every case in a daze, Li Que's results were correct.

For example, the dar demon of the bear clan, such as Huang Huang, who absorbs people's IQ, these are all right.

King Xiaopeng heard similar words now, and then his face turned green, and his body was a little panicked.

"Shoot the mouse's ass for 30 days and die violently? The rat's ass can't be slapped? The punishment of the sycophant machete? Oh my God, why is it not written in the strategy. ”

He quickly took out the strategy he had worked so hard to buy from his arms, and then looked at the author.

It is clear and clear, and there are seven big characters written on it.

"Elder Red Rat of the House of Elders. ”

Now he almost vomited blood, which pit goods were sold to him, he must be bloody before he dies, hateful, hateful, annoying.

Then he was embarrassed, this red rat elder also saw this scene, of course, he also listened to what the people around him said, he didn't laugh anymore, and he felt a little uncomfortable in his heart.

But he can understand it, he also knows that these words are like curses, he still likes this Xiaopeng King very much, what a righteous and kind-hearted young man, he will definitely help him.

Touching his beard, he looked directly at King Xiaopeng with a sharp gaze.

"King Xiaopeng, let me ask you a question first, whether what you just said is sincere. ”

King Xiaopeng is here now, he doesn't know what to say, he really wants to turn his face with Elder Red Rat and insult Elder Red Mouse, but after thinking about it again, the sycophants have already been filmed, and things have happened.

If he turned his face with Elder Red Rat, he would really lose his wife and soldiers, and he was still very smart.

So his bird's head nodded, and he gritted his teeth and said righteously.

"Honorable, born as a human being, everyone is equal, even the treacherous Terrans know this sentence, are you not as good as those hateful Terrans?"

Isn't it true that I am talking about sycophancy, which is to infinitely expand the words of praise for a person, and to exaggerate the false words that are beneficial to a person by playing the role of a flattering and servile vassal. ”

"If the facts are also sycophants, then the whole world is sycophants. ”

"For example, a martial emperor said to his wife, you are very beautiful, I love you to the bones, and I can kill everyone in the world for you. ”

"This is also a sycophant?"

"For example, everyone here, if someone says that you are an indispensable member of the demon clan, you are all the pride of the sky, you are all the pillars of the clan, and the entire clan is incomplete without you, you are equivalent to a part of the sky. ”

"That's true, too. ”

Suddenly, King Xiaopeng raised his hand and pointed to the sky and shouted at the sky.

"Oh my God, if you're missing a corner, it's incomplete. ”

Then he had to point to the earth.

"Earth! If you are missing any people, monsters, flowers, trees, or even soil, you are not complete. ”

Then he pointed to the sky with his left hand and the ground with his right, and shouted with righteous words.

"Heaven and earth are still like this, why should the demon clan slander their family brothers, the sky is on behalf of the divine might, on behalf of the emperor, on behalf of the ruler, the earth is on behalf of the will, on behalf of the courtiers, on behalf of the protectors. ”

"I can call the great heavenly grandpa, and the respected grandma of the earth, are these all sycophants?"

"What I mean by these words is that the red rat clan does have merit, and those who have merit should be praised, these are facts and not sycophants, and then everyone should unite as one to build a perfect family, and the lack of a member is imperfect, why heaven and earth can go through countless times is because of unity. ”

After saying these words, he was extremely excited, his blood was surging, he felt that he was too talented, and he learned these words from a human race.

Sure enough, the effect was good, and the surrounding crowd was stunned, and then bursts of shouts came out.

Elder Red Rat also had tears in his eyes, looking at King Xiaopeng with a look of extreme love.

Xiaopeng Wang also enjoyed this feeling very much, he felt that he was floating, he was dizzy, and he felt that the heat flow in his whole body could not be contained.

Then he realized that something was wrong, why did the people around him see him not as respectful, but shocked, and his pupils constricted.

Why did Elder Red Rat weep, why did he look at himself like a hero?

Then before he fainted, he heard a voice, it turned out that he had spoken too much, too addicted, and his mouth spurted out a stream of blood every time he said a word, and now he fainted from excessive blood loss.