20 bizarre ads
Xing Ye is not in class today! Cool turn, Ba Shi De board! Xing Ye is not in class today, so he can be lazy if he wants!
Didn't go to class, it's true!
However, the students and teachers of the fifth class are not surprised, and they are not the slightest surprised, they have become accustomed to the matter of Xing Ye's absenteeism, the management of the first middle school is relatively loose, strictly speaking, it is not that the management of the school is not good, but the relatively liberal management, more attention is paid to cultivating students' independent learning ability and hands-on ability, such a measure also makes the reputation of the first middle school in the outside world mixed, because the students who come out of this school are either particularly outstanding talents, or good-for-nothing scum.
Of course, our star master undoubtedly belonged to the latter before.
But now, it's still unknown whether Xing Ye is good or bad.
Getting back to the point, since Xing Ye didn't attend classes in the classroom, where did he go?
There is only one answer, the library.
That's right, Xing Ye went to the library, and stayed in the library for a long time, and was ready to fight here for a long time!
"Chinese and English are almost the same, so let's focus on mathematics first, and then complete the sub-subject after the main subject is completed." Xing Ye sat next to the bookshelf, he didn't feel dirty, he casually copied a math tutorial book and read it, there was a cheat of 'super memory', he didn't even need a pen and paper, he could calculate multiple steps in his mind in an instant, and his mental arithmetic ability was also very terrifying.
The aunt who is in charge of cleaning and sanitation of the library is new this semester, and when she saw Xing Ye sitting next to the bookshelf reading books, she couldn't help but nod her head in appreciation: "This kid is good, he works too hard!" ”
Yes, Master Xing has been sitting here for three hours!
Seeing that Xing Ye had been sitting on the ground, occasionally bending his legs and frowning, somehow, Aunt Cleaning had a feeling of distress, in her eyes, this was a rare obedient child, so she lightly carried a small stool over, put it beside Xing Ye, and whispered: "Child, sit on the stool and read a book." ”
Xing Ye was stunned for a moment, a little moved, stood up and said, "Thank you, Auntie." ”
The time to get out of school at noon was approaching, but Li Ze lost his mind in the classroom, looking at the text message sent by the housekeeper on his mobile phone, Li Ze suddenly had a feeling of insanity, recruiting ...... What kind of recruitment is this Nima! Of course, it is impossible for Li Ze, who is well-cultivated, to say this, but this sentence is exactly what he feels in his heart.
It all started in the morning.
Xing Ye suddenly had a whim at that time, and ran directly into the library, Chen Kai and Wei Bo went back to the fifth class classroom to go to class, but Li Ze did not immediately enter his classroom, but called the housekeeper, and gave the USB flash drive to the housekeeper, asking the housekeeper to make 10,000 copies of the contents before noon, and then he could hand it over to Xing Ye.
Who knew that there was a job advertisement stored in this USB flash drive!
Who still recruits in the form of flyers these days?
If you're still using it, then there's no doubt that you're out! 58.com, Ganji.com, Zhilian Recruitment, etc., these are the popular forms of recruitment, of course, there are also interviews directly in the talent market, and such situations are not uncommon, but recruitment flyers, this thing seems to be very old, right?
Okay, it's just a job flyer, but the content of your ad is too shocking, right?
First of all, the first sentence of the split head is completely messy: recruit dog legs.
Recruit doglegs.
Company size: Unknown.
Nature of the company: individual.
Company industry: dogleg subsidiary.
Work experience: Unlimited.
Nature of work: full-time.
Minimum Educational Qualifications: Unlimited.
Management experience: Unlimited.
Monthly salary: 20,000 yuan, no benefits, bonus separately.
Number of recruits: several.
Work location: Jiangcheng.
Job Category: Doglegs.
Job Responsibilities: Responsible for all the affairs around the star master to ensure that he can be on call.
Job requirements: 1. Love dog legs or have relevant experience is preferred; 2. Elders with a skill and outstanding ability are preferred; 3. Good appearance is preferred, male or female; 4. Frequent job hopping is declined, and those who are willing to fight for a lifelong career with dog legs are preferred; 5. Good conduct, no bad record; 6. Fresh graduates are acceptable.
Contact number: 136... 235
After reading the whole article, Li Ze suddenly burst into tears.
This format is still decent, but the specific content is so good!
Dogleg subsidiary... Dogleg Profession... Love dog legs or have relevant experience is preferred......
This is simply a strange advertisement in the recruitment world!
But these are not the point, the focus is on the last one, the contact number, how to look at this number and how familiar, it took a long time for Li Ze to find out that this number is his own mobile phone number, after the 10,000 leaflets are sent out, he can expect how many calls his mobile phone will receive every day in the next few days, this has not yet started, he already has a headache, if it really starts, he doesn't know what he will be tortured into!
However, this is the task assigned by the star master, strange is wonderful, and a headache is a headache, but it still has to be printed, and it is still 10,000 copies, not 1 less copies!
"Jingle Bell ......"
The other students were immediately excited when they heard the bell for the end of class, and they could rest for two and a half hours after school at noon.
But when Li Ze heard the bell for the end of class, his face suddenly turned purple, and the bell for the end of class was like a talisman, which frightened Li Ze's face a little whiter, but fortunately, he was already very white, and it was not obvious if he was white, "That's it, anyway, I lost all my face, and it is nothing to lose it again." Li Ze exhaled deeply, stood up and walked outside the classroom, as if rushing to the execution ground.
Walking out of the classroom, the housekeeper was already waiting at the door.
"Young Master, it's ready." The butler's expression was a little strange, but he still didn't ask anything.
There were two strong middle-aged men standing next to him, each of them carrying a one-meter-square cardboard box, seeing that they were blushing and their necks were blue, these two cardboard boxes should be very heavy, they were still out of breath at this time, but neither of them complained about anything, but stood very quietly aside, the young master didn't speak, they didn't dare to say anything.
Li Ze nodded: "Okay, thank you two, you two will stay for the time being, and you may need your help later." Uncle Lin, you go back first. ”
The butler said respectfully, "Okay, young master." Then he walked away.
The meaning of going back is not to go home, but to return to the place where he should stay, and the place where he should stay is out of Li Ze's sight, but he can't be too far away from Li Ze, he must ensure that he is on call and ready to accept Li Ze's orders at all times, which is a bit similar to a dog's leg, but his status is far higher than that of a dog's leg.
"Please help you lift the carton again." Li Ze said to the two porters.
A moment later.
In the library, Xing Ye stretched his waist for a long time, yawned, and muttered very contentedly: "The math is also done, and in the end, there is only reason left." "When he was first classified, he chose science, so his main subject was naturally physics, chemistry and biology, which means physics, chemistry and biology.
At this time, Li Ze walked in: "Master Xing." ”
It just so happened that Aunt Cleaning walked over from this side again, and when she heard Li Ze's respectful voice, she was quite surprised, looking at Li Ze's high-quality clothes, and then looking at Xing Ye's casual clothes, she couldn't see that Xing Ye's status was above Li Ze, but Li Ze was very respectful to Xing Ye.
"Yes, yes, this child's family should be quite wealthy, but he has no habit of being dirty, he is thrifty and studious, it's so rare!" A smile hooked up at the corner of Aunt Cleaner's mouth, and she appreciated Master Xing even more in her heart.
Xing Ye put his finger in front ......of his mouth: "Shhhh
Then he put the book back lightly, returned the stool to the cleaning aunt, and said softly: "Thank you Auntie for the stool, I'll go first." ”
Seeing this, the cleaning aunt was full of admiration and affirmation, and said, "Good boy, no thanks." ”
What, good boy!?
As soon as Li Ze heard these three words, he almost fell to the ground with his feet weak, and the smile on his face turned into dementia.
This scene was seen by the cleaning aunt, and she immediately disliked it: "The child next to him is tall and handsome, but he is not very good, just a title, as for such a big reaction?" She thought that Li Ze's reaction was Li Ze's way of expressing his disdain and ridicule, and he didn't dare to come so secretly.
Poor Li Ze, Li Ze, who is cultivated and has an extraordinary bearing, was accidentally shot while lying down.
Walking out of the library, Xing Ye asked, "Is everything done?" ”
Li Ze said respectfully: "It's okay." ”
"Okay, you can find a hundred people for the master now, who will be responsible for distributing leaflets, the location is not limited, as long as it is in China, it is OK, and the 10,000 copies will be copied as soon as they are sent, a total of 100,000 copies, and then tell the master after they are sent." As he spoke, Xing Ye stopped, "What, are you hot now?" Xing Ye looked at Li Ze who was constantly wiping his sweat in surprise, feeling very strange.
Although the weather is gradually getting hotter now, the weather is still very cool today, and he even feels a little cold, why did Li Ze sweat so much in half a minute?
"yes, yes, it's a little hot." Li Ze continued to wipe his sweat, not knowing what to say.
Fortunately, at this time, Chen Kai and Wei Bo came over to relieve him.
"Master Xing, we're here." The two ran over panting, and Chen Kai explained: "Master Xing, we were called by the head teacher just now, and now we are let go, sorry!" "This matter must be explained clearly, a job with a monthly salary of 50,000 yuan is not easy to find, even if there is such a job, it is not something they can do, so Xing Ye's thigh must be tightened.