I have to say that Xie Xiaogongzi is a talent.

In gags, he can get a big man drunk without getting drunk.

Poor Lord Shen Panshen, after entering the house, he didn't say a few words, he was dragged to drink vigorously, and even, for the reason that Xie Xiaogongzi didn't want to drink at all, he poured wine into people's mouths with the other party's hand one after another, and didn't even give people a chance to say a word.

For example, Lord Shen, "Thank you...... Gongzi Xie, the lower official ......"

Master Xie, "Eh, just say a kind word, let's see it at first sight, drink at first sight!" ”

For example, Lord Shen, "Thank you...... Mr. Xie ......"

Master Xie, "Thank you, what are you doing?" You are so polite, just to get rid of the relationship with the master? ”

Xie Xiaogongzi, who has not been touched by alcohol, has a kind of unscrupulous and unreasonable boldness after getting drunk, and he supported the excitement of the audience alone, don't say that Shen Pan can't speak, that is, everyone present has no part to speak. Mrs. Taishou, who took the maid to serve the dishes, was so stunned that she forgot to sit down.

Shi Huan smiled and said, "Madame, don't be surprised, Xie Xiaogongzi doesn't drink well, I'm afraid he's already drunk." ”

Hearing this, Lord Shen, who had an unspeakable mouth: ...... Drunk! Xie Jiang didn't drink it at all!

……

So, Lord Shen succeeded in getting drunk.

When he was drunk, he didn't say the truth, so he slept on his stomach, sleeping unconscious, and was carried to Zi'er's house without the slightest sign of waking up.

The house is not big, but the yard is not small, the wall is very high, and there are two big trees in the wall, most of the leaves have fallen off, and they are thick on the ground, and they make a rustling sound when they step on it. But the grass was luxuriant, and it was growing wildly.

Xiao Xiao was lonely.

Gu Yansheng followed the play all the way, and His Royal Highness the Second Prince who watched the play was still a fastidious Royal Highness - there was a golden silk nanmu chair in his carriage, and Gongzi Xie carried people with his legs crossed and watched the play with his chin crossed.

On the chair, there were three layers of upholstery and four layers of silk, and the little maid behind him also held an umbrella for him - shade.

Watching the play was boring, His Royal Highness Gu tilted his head and asked Gu Ci, "What if Shen Pan has an excellent amount of wine and is not drunk with a thousand glasses?" ”

Gu Gongzi was particularly light and light, "Xie Jiang has drugged the wine." "Make sure you can drink Lord Shen in the time of a meal.

Yes, no wonder Gongzi Xie didn't drink a drop of wine himself.

Today's Gu Ci is particularly knowledgeable and endless, "The person who designed to break Shen Pan's carriage on the street is also Xie Jiang." "In order to have a justifiable reason, Lord Shen poured wine.

Gu Yansheng: ......

"Why did Shen Pan offend you?" Gu Yansheng asked Gu Ci, and his tone was very casual, like an old friend for many years.

"Huh?" Gu Ci stood aside, glanced at Gu Yansheng with interest, and didn't speak.

Gu Yansheng understood, squinted his eyes and explained, "Xie Jiang's kid, although he has not made a deep acquaintance, he also knows it." He has a big temper, he comes quickly, but he goes quickly, he is impulsive, but he is not meticulous, and he wants the temple to say...... If he offended him, getting drunk and tying him up and beating him was the most complicated method he could think of, as for deliberately breaking the carriage or something...... His brain couldn't figure it out. ”

Shi Huan laughed and coughed.

Gu Yansheng seemed to remember Shi Huan beside him, glanced back, from head to toe, his brows furrowed again, "How can the girl's family live so roughly......"

Shi Huan was stunned for a moment, looked down at himself, and listened to Gu Yansheng's instructions to Pian Yu, "Go, there is still an umbrella on the carriage of the main hall, put it on your young lady." ”

In late autumn, the sun is not strong. There was a fatality here not long ago, and it was a psychological effect, and I always felt that the sun here was much weaker than outside the courtyard wall. This delicate second highness even wore an umbrella, and even asked others to be as delicate as him.

Shi Huan waved his hand resignedly and asked Pian Yu to take it - His Royal Highness is not only exquisite, but also very axial, if he doesn't follow him today, I'm afraid that he will be calloused again.

At that time, he was young, and naively thought that he could correct Gu Yansheng's stinky problems, but ...... In the end, she had to bow to the evil forces.

Her helplessness fell in Gu Ci's eyes, and she realized it immediately, quietly approached Shi Huan's ear, and asked in a low voice, "How many of your habits come from this?" The voice was closed, and there was a hint of laughter.

Her ears were warm, and she subconsciously shrank before she whispered, "Hmm." Noticed? …… Isn't it troublesome to look at? Between his eyebrows, there was helplessness.

"No, it won't." Gu Ci pursed his lips, and his eyes were a little broken.

Gu Yansheng, who was always holding his cheeks and was a little bored, lifted his eyelids, looked at the heads of the two people who were about to get together, raised his eyebrows with interest, and ...... Is it? It's a character. It's just a pity......

It's a sick seedling!

Xie Jiang and Xu Taishou were busy working inside, and they didn't know what they were busy with, silently, only occasionally they could see the figure cast on the window paper, and it disappeared in a flash.

After a long time, the sky gradually darkened, and His Royal Highness Gu couldn't sit still anymore - the exquisite Highness was almost unbearable to the point of unbearable the messy environment around him, and his sitting posture changed again and again, as if there were nails under his buttocks, and it seemed that there was something dirty under his feet that he didn't even know where his feet should rest.

But he wanted to see what Gu Ci wanted to do to this servant of the Ministry of Rites, who should not have much to do with him.

After a long time, there was a sudden "whoop" in the house, which completely tore the silence in the house, abrupt and terrifying, so that Gu Yansheng's erlang leg staggered, and there were one of the few gaffes in His Royal Highness Gu's life.

Gu Yansheng leaned forward and supported his jaw, trying to make himself look like he was not out of shape. Secretly biting the back of his teeth, he decided to record this gaffe in Gu Ci's account.

The movement inside became louder and louder, and Shen Shilang's voice was stretched slender and sharp, with a taste of liver and gall cracking, "You...... You! How are you still alive?! ”

"You can't live! You, you, you go away! I didn't kill you! It's you...... It's you! ”

When the words fell, Shi Huan's face stiffened slightly, and sure enough, it was him...... That Zi'er's fellow countryman.

There was only Shen Shilang's voice in it, and the others could only be heard squirming, and they couldn't distinguish the sound.

Gu Yansheng understood, oh, pretending to be a ghost...... He tilted his head and looked at Gu Ci with a sarcastic expression, "Murder? When did the government decide a case without telling the truth and relying on real evidence, and it was necessary to rely on this trick of pretending to be a ghost? ”

After speaking, he shook his head and was amazed.

Gu Ci was not moved by the other party's subtext at all, and smiled lightly with his eyebrows and eyes, "Now...... It's not time yet. ”

Gu Yansheng sneered,-for-tat, "Oh? So when is the time? Wait until the murderer has eliminated the evidence? ”

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