Chapter 244: Smoke You to Death with a Fart (Four More Gritted Teeth and Insisted)
After Yue Lao was shouted out by Guanyin, he also looked at Guanyin a little strangely and asked, "Is there anything Bodhisattva looking for me?"
Guanyin opened his mouth and said: "It's about Sun Xiaokong, Lingshan's arrangement for Sun Xiaokong, presumably Yue Lao has also heard about it." ”
"The Buddha sent me this time in the hope that Yue Lao could help..."
After Guanyin told what he wanted, he also handed Yue Lao a thousand gold pills.
Yue Lao was stunned all of a sudden.
It's so rare... It's so rare!
Guanyin looked at Yue Lao and was stunned, and said with some doubts for a while: "Isn't it easy to do?"
Yue Lao took Jin Dan and said, "It's easy to do!"
"Rest assured, the Bodhisattva is a trivial matter. ”
Yue Lao is not embarrassed, but very touched.
After staying in this position for so many years, it is really rare to receive a bribe from someone for the first time.
It's not that the immortals are pure-hearted, but everyone's love and love have already been experienced.
Besides, there are few fairy pickle girls who need the help of Yue Lao.
"Then please, thank you. Guanyin looked at Yue Lao and thanked him.
"The little things... It's just a trifle. Yue Lao smiled.
Guanyin nodded and left directly.
After Guanyin left, Yue Lao also felt refreshed and comfortable!
No, Yue Lao went back to help tinker with it, and then happily returned to the Lingxiao Treasure Palace.
The Jade Emperor and the immortals saw that the old man came back, and they all kept staring at him.
Yue Lao was a little stunned for a while.
You got it?
However, it seems that this kind of thing, everyone moves their hands and feet in private, and the Jade Emperor won't care about it, right?
"Ahem, did Guanyin ask you to arrange Sun Xiaokong's marriage?" the Jade Emperor asked as he looked at Yue Lao.
"Yes... That's right. ”
"Your Majesty... I... My first time..."
Yue Lao looked at the Jade Emperor and guessed it at once, and he didn't know what to say for a while.
The Jade Emperor looked at Yue Lao and shook his head and sighed.
Yue Lao panicked all of a sudden, turned his head left and right to look at the group of acquaintances around him, and begged everyone to help talk.
And the immortals looked at Yue Lao and shook their heads, and they also sighed.
This guy, Yue Lao panicked all of a sudden.
it!
I heard Tai Bai Xing say before, the Jade Emperor doesn't care about bribery, what is the situation?
"Your Majesty... I... I was wrong and will not dare next time. Yue Lao also hurriedly begged for mercy.
"Heh..."
The Jade Emperor looked at Yue Lao's appearance, and suddenly laughed and said, "It's none of my business." ”
"It's that you didn't think about it when you did it. ”
"Is it so good to arrange a marriage for Sun Xiaokong?"
"That's pit Sun Xiaokong, and you're an accomplice now, so you understand, right?"
"Ugh..."
The immortals listened to the words of the Jade Emperor and looked at Yue Lao, and shook their heads and sighed.
Yue Lao is indeed a real person.
At this moment, Yue Lao was even more dumbfounded.
it!
Last time, Tai Bai Xing let himself take the blame, Sun Xiaokong didn't calculate it for himself, didn't he offend himself again this time?
Finished... Finished.
For a while, the old moon was also like ashes...
Sloppy.
The God of Wealth approached Yue Lao and asked, "How much gold pill did Guanyin give you?"
Yue Lao looked at the God of Wealth, and then looked at the immortals and the Jade Emperor and said, "One thousand..."
"A thousand?"
Everyone listened to Yue Lao's words and fell into deep thought.
I only heard Tai Bai Xing say: "One thousand should be about the same, I guess you won't be able to leave anything in the end." ”
Joking:???
For a while, Yue Lao was a little confused, and he couldn't understand everyone's speech.
The God of Wealth looked at Yue Lao and didn't quite understand, and explained:
"Hey, what everyone means is that when Sun Xiaokong knows the truth, do you think you can run?"
"With that monkey's virtue, he will definitely blackmail you, and it is estimated that you will have to pay him a thousand or eight hundred when the time comes. ”
"So, although you have a thousand in your hand now, you must also be prepared to be blackmailed by the monkeys. ”
Yue Lao: Mom sells batches!
Does this mean that if you take a risk and do it, you may not get anything in the end?
No wonder it's a little thing, Guanyin is so generous, so it is.
Guanyin: It's none of my business, the money is as good as it gets.
Here, although Sun Xiaokong was sleeping, he still tried to hold the spring thirty niang in his hand.
And after many attempts, Chun Thirty Niang still did not escape from Sun Xiaokong's hands.
was caught by Sun Xiaokong, many spells couldn't be used, and Sun Xiaokong's strength was so great, she couldn't change it back at all.
For a while, Chun Thirty Niang actually had a lot of strange feelings for Sun Xiaokong.
Yue Lao: Mom sells batches, it's none of my business!
Of course, the old moon's things will still be affected by cultivation.
Like Sun Xiaokong's cultivation of Luo Jinxian, it doesn't feel very big.
After all, Sun Xiaokong likes every beautiful woman, and in the nature of a man, he is already numb.
"Sun Xiaokong, what do you mean?"
"Even when you sleep, you hold me like that?"
Spring Thirty has no choice but to communicate with Sun Xiaokong.
Sun Xiaokong "chirped" and muttered, "Don't talk, I'm sleeping." ”
It's not okay to be girly in the spring thirty, but if you look left and right, there's no way.
"Sun Xiaokong... You, you're a Monkey King, and you're holding me like that?"
Sun Xiaokong turned over and put the hand holding Chun Thirty Niang into the quilt, only a hand's distance from Xiaoxiaokong...
"Don't talk, I'm angry when you're talking and disturbing my sleep. ”
"Be careful, I'm angry, and a fart will smoke you to death in the bed. ”
it!
Your sister!
Chun Thirty Niang was dumbfounded for a while.
What the hell... Are you still an individual?
How can there be such a person in this world, oh my God!
Iniquity!
No, Sun Xiaokong really scared Chun Sanniang this time, and Chun Sanniang really didn't dare to speak at this time.
Of course, Chun Sanniang faced someone like Sun Xiaokong for the first time, and she was shocked for a while.
And Rulai, Guanyin and others said that judging from Sun Xiaokong's cheapness, let alone seal cultivation and memory.
I'm afraid that I can't correct it, right?
In the Lingxiao Treasure Palace.
The Jade Emperor and everyone were happy to watch.
Only then did everyone really discover, 'This Sun Xiaokong can really bring people smiles!'
Amazing, there is wood?
in the sky.
Ru looked at Guanyin beside him and asked, "The matter has been arranged, right?"
Guanyin nodded and said: "It has been arranged, and the one who has more hope of making Sun Xiaokong tempted at the moment should be Bai Jingjing." ”
"After all, the two have known each other before, and they have lived in the Water Curtain Cave for a lot of time, so it should be similar to a childhood sweetheart. ”
"And that Bai Jingjing has always been interesting to Sun Xiaokong, just like we arranged. ”
Rulai listened to Guanyin's words, nodded and said, "This is very good, this monkey head is too troublesome." ”
"Not only must this matter be done well, but where the six-eared macaque is next, we must also give him a deterrent. ”