On the eighth day of the eighth month of August, Axe Yang City, He Nan...... With Chi Ze Leopard. The two of them were sitting in the best wing of the restaurant, staring at each other without saying a word, while the rest of them stood behind them.

The two sides of this chase and escape, cat and mouse game, finally met at the "end" of the "end" that Chi Zebao and the Five Princes expected, but the process was a little ridiculous.

The most magnificent restaurant in the city of Axe, Pinjin Pavilion, whether it is decoration and service, is far from the ordinary restaurants in the capital, but the price of the dishes and wine is not inferior at all, and it is no wonder that this restaurant is called "Pinjin". But even if it is such an expensive price, it is indispensable to sing every night here, and it is a scene full of guests and friends all year round. As for the reason, it is also very simple, Axe Yang City is located in the northernmost region of the Sheng Kingdom, if the locals want to taste the southern dishes, they can only come to this Pinjin Pavilion, and only the Pinjin Pavilion in Axe Yang City has the financial resources and ability to transport raw materials far away in the world here and keep them fresh, so the price is also reasonable.

He Nanshao had never set foot in the Golden Pavilion before leaving home, and after five or six years had passed, he returned to his hometown, and brought Wei Wei and Yu Ruyi here, which could be regarded as celebrating the successful conclusion of his grand escape, and specially emphasized that "I paid for it", so Wei Wei and Yu Ruyi also readily agreed.

Not only did He Nan not expect it, but even Chi Zebao, who had been looking for news of He Nan to the north after receiving the command of the five princes, did not expect that the two could bump into each other in the Pinjin Pavilion, and it was such an embarrassing scene.

It is said that at that time, the three of them had just taken a seat on the second floor of the Pinjin Pavilion. Before he could order food, He Nan felt a strange feeling in his abdomen, and he threw down Wei Wei and Yu Ruyi and ran to the thatched house by himself.

He Nan was just about to get in, when he saw a person in the thatched house walking out slowly while lifting his pants. ”

The other party also raised his head, just in time to meet He Nan's gaze, and the two immediately looked at each other.

"Congratulations...... He Nan?" The other party tilted his mouth and rubbed his eyes, with an expression of disbelief.

"Mr. Chi. He Nan was also shocked and surprised in his heart, but his complexion did not change - he was already blocking the door, his expression was a little distorted, and he couldn't change it anymore.

When He Nan was serving in Shanhe Mansion, he and Chi Zebao met face-to-face, so they naturally knew each other. Tianbianwei and Shanhe Mansion always bumped into each other when they were arresting and interrogating court officials, and one time Chi Zebao wanted to pick someone up from He Nan's hands, and the two of them had a conversation. Chi Zebao also remembers He Nan's toughness, even if he moves out of his official position to oppress others, He Nan will not let go, and this matter will be over in the end. And then the fifth prince ordered Chi Zebao to spy on He Nan, and the two re-intersected.

On that day, the fifth prince named Bai Wugeng had just come out of the Acacia Building, and Chi Zebao, who pretended to be the second ghost master, also immediately ordered troops and drove from the capital to the east, west, north and south. After all, the possibility of He Nan returning to his hometown is the greatest, so of course, it is most secure for this land to be in charge of himself.

Chi Zebao also arrived in Axe Yang City only a month ago, and he deliberately disguised his identity to go to He Nan's original address to inquire, but he didn't get any news, so he hiberned in Axe Yang City. Chi Zebao took over one of the best rooms in the Golden Pavilion, and used it as a station to buy people from all walks of life and conduct intelligence exchanges with them.

This inquiry really made him inquire about some eyebrows - there was a Jianghu warlock who was proficient in the science of Wei Wei just came to the county town of Axe Yang from Luoyan County a few days ago, and he learned from his "peers" in Luoyan County City that a young descendant named He Nan had once calculated a hexagram there, and the results were not satisfactory, and he was finally forcibly blasted out by his peer.

Chi Zebao heard that the other party's description of He Nan was also consistent with his impression, and he knew that what he expected was not bad, but he didn't know whether He Nan went to the west along Luoyan County or turned north, and after summarizing some miscellaneous news, he also learned that He Nan was indeed going back to Axeyang. As for why Chi Zebao didn't go back from Axe Yang anymore, he was blocked along the road - he could have one more day of leisure and one more day of free food when he returned to the capital one day later, not to mention that if there was any mistake missed along the way?

It's just that Chi Zebao never expected that he would actually meet with He Nan on this occasion.

"Old Wei, come down to help!" He Nan saw that Chi Zebao was still in shock, turned around and ran, pulling his neck while running and shouting Wei to come down and help, and the was gone-his life was gone, what kind of and pee fart?

As soon as Chi Zebao heard that He Nan was going to call someone, he also shouted, calling his subordinates to come out and arrest people.

Wei Wei jumped down from the window edge on the second floor, and the elite of the heavenly guards brought by Chi Zebao also fell from the wing room on the third floor in a hula, and these four heavenly border guards who were all dressed in black robes and wearing iron masks immediately surrounded Wei Wei and He Nan in the center.

Yu Ru shouted for help when he heard a noise outside, so he also turned out of the restaurant and bumped into this tense scene.

"Hey......" Chi Zebao broke the tense atmosphere, "I'm not here to kill you, let's sit down and have a good talk." ”

"It's really fake...... He Nan was squatting on the ground, holding his stomach in his hands, and replied with a suspicious expression.

Chi Zebao coughed twice in embarrassment: "If you want to go to the toilet, go in first, we'll talk slowly after you go." Chi Zebao really didn't want to kill He Nan, the three murderers he sent out before only temporarily moved to kill when they saw the color, and the five princes who came out this time also specially told him that the "best" was to bring He Nan back alive, then this "best" is actually equal to "must", otherwise he may have to bury He Nan.

As soon as he heard this, he was amnesty, and the road that was made out of Chi Zebao's side hurriedly got into the thatched house, and after a while, there was a happy and comfortable "ah......" and a few crisp "poof" sounds in the thatched house.

"You, go in and have a look. Chi Zebao ordered one of his subordinates to go into the hut and keep an eye on He Nan to prevent him from escaping against the wall after untying his big hand.

The mask of the Sky Border Guard only shows the eyes, nostrils, and mouth, so no matter how reluctant the Sky Border Guard is, Chi Ze Leopard can't see the other party's expression, of course, this mask doesn't have a very good protective effect on the smell.

Yu Ru thought that the other party sent one into the toilet, lest they would be unfavorable to He Nan, so he glanced at Wei Wei through the crowd, and signaled him to follow up to protect He Nan, who was "doing something".

And He Nan, who was squatting on the top of the pit with his neck tilted and his waist pouting, was exerting his strength, and saw two burly people breaking in with their front feet next to their hind feet, so frightened that he almost sat on the pit with his butt - you must know that under this pit is a big pit full of feces, and if one falls carelessly, it will really "stink for ten thousand years".

Of course, it is definitely impossible to leave a name in history, and the history books are also quite rigorous, and nothing trivial will be written on it. This miscellaneous and extremely ironic rarity is expected to be written by a novelist who really has nothing to write about into the romance story he compiled, which can be regarded as a reminder for future generations - you must squat steadily when squatting in the pit.

Regardless of whether the guard of the Heavenly Border Guard could stand the smell of the latrine, anyway, Wei Wei's body just leaned in and turned his head and went out, shouting: "Even if this kid is kicked into the dung pit today, Lao Tzu will definitely not go in again." ”

No matter how thick-skinned He Nan's face was, he felt that the smell was really a bit big at this time, and besides, he had never been watched when he went to the toilet - how many people in the world were willing to be stared at when they were willing to untie their big hands, and how many people were willing to watch others untie their big hands? He also said to the guard in front of him with a little embarrassment: "Otherwise, this brother, you should turn your face away." ”

This guard had already had this in mind, and before He Nan finished speaking, he turned his face and covered his mouth and nose with his hands. After about a moment, He Nan's voice came from the latrine to the outside: "Manager Chi, there is a reluctant request below...... I was in such a hurry that I forgot to bring toilet paper, I wonder if you have any leftovers there?"

Chi Zebao's face changed when he heard this, and his green face suddenly turned black, but this request made by others could only be regarded as disgusting at best and not excessive, he really didn't think of any reason to refuse, so he asked his subordinates to send toilet paper to He Nan with a black face.

The Dasheng Empire is a state of civilization and etiquette, and the economy is very developed, so it is naturally impossible to use the "toilet chips" made of wooden sticks and bamboo strips to clean up the filth like in ancient times or wild places with backward technology, but to use coarse paper that is both convenient and hygienic, which was only enjoyed by princes and nobles in the previous dynasties, and has been quite popular in this year, and it has to be said that it is really a great good thing for the benefit of the people and the convenience of the people.

At least in He Nan's heart, he is still very grateful to the people who can popularize toilet paper, otherwise, if it is like the past, then he can only use the "toilet chip" that Chi Zebao has used and is only simply rinsed with water, which is like toilet paper that is thrown away after use and does not need to be reused.

In the process of wiping, He Nan also thought about this problem for the first time in his life, if he was still in the past era, it is estimated that he would rather use his hands than the toilet used by others......

The emergence and popularization of toilet paper not only solved the difficulties and rigid needs of the people's lives, but also effectively prevented the spread of plague and disease, and made an indelible contribution to the growth of the population. This is the biggest conclusion that He Nan came to after going to the toilet today.

After this great thinker and philosopher defined the "meaning of toilet paper", he also had to face the things he had to face, and as soon as he walked out of the hut, he met Chi Zebao's cannibalistic gaze.

"He Fucheng is really as rumored...... Luotuo is uninhibited and informal. Although Chi Zebao is a Jianghu person, but unlike other illiterate Jianghu people, he also likes to read some articles on weekdays, especially since he was co-opted by Commander Fu, he has had many opportunities to come into contact with all kinds of literati in the DPRK and China. But today's events and He Nan's unusual and unbelievable performance made him a little short of words, and at this time, he considered for a long time before choosing these two words to make He Nan angry.

"Manager Chi smiled, people have three urgencies......" He Nan actually took this stubble down cheekily.

"Don't talk nonsense......" Chi Zebao really couldn't let He Nan gag like this anymore, so he ended the topic strongly: "Since you saw me today, you must know what I came here for, so we might as well talk upstairs." As he spoke, he made a "please" gesture.

has already fallen into the hands of the other party, and Chi Zebao also made it clear that he is not here to kill himself, so let's talk about it. He Nan didn't just think about toilet paper in the process of squatting in the pit, he carefully analyzed Chi Zebao's words as soon as possible, so he didn't have anything to fear now.

Even if we can't talk about it, the combat effectiveness of our side is not false when it comes to fighting-He Nan can be said to be confident about this.