Chapter 1: Kidnapped by the Minotaurs
"Come on, help, little Tang Tang is committing suicide!" The fat girl of the pig family, who was like a flower, rushed out of the small dilapidated house where Tang Dou lived, rolling and crawling along the way, crushing three cats to death and kicking two dogs.
Tang Dou's eyes were protruding, staring at the clumsy and thick flower, wanting to cry without tears: "Your sister, you should put me down first!
As an antique dealer, because a few days ago, a group of tomb robbers found a bronze ancient mirror, and was sought revenge by others. As a result, Tang Dou, who was now in a situation where he was committing suicide, sent out the last spit attack in his life, and then it was pitch black in front of him.
One more second!
The icy cold water poured into his mouth, making Tang Dou open his eyes, and he was shocked to find that he was actually in an extremely wide river, the river was turbulent, cold and piercing, and from time to time he could see the swirling water vortex, and there were half-man-high waves.
Tang Dou didn't have time to think about it, he was already swept away by the torrent for dozens of meters, fortunately he grew up in the south and had excellent humanity, so he hurriedly swam to the shore, but after swimming a few meters, a huge wave of shore slapping took him to the shore.
"Hahaha, if you don't die in a catastrophe, there will be a blessing in the future. My little Tang Tang is alive again. I'm not dead!" Tang Dou cried and laughed, tears streaming down his face. Ever since he saw his parents die in a car accident when he was five years old, and since his mother gave up hope of survival in order to save him, Tang Dou has become very afraid of death.
Finally gasping for air, Tang Dou had time to think about what had happened.
"Didn't I get killed by those damned grave robbers? Why did I get into the river? Wasn't it enough for them to hang me and sink me in the water?" Tang Dou found a very "reasonable" reason for himself, and turned over with difficulty, but inadvertently saw his reflection in the water.
"I'll go, what the hell is this? This is me?" Tang Dou was startled by the reflection in the water.
The one in the water is still him, that face Tang Dou is very familiar with, this guy who is afraid of death and narcissism has to look in the mirror every day, how can he not be familiar with his own face? But the reflection in the water is not the face that Tang Dou is most familiar with now, but the face he was eighteen years ago when he was eighteen years ago.
In Wenqing's words, the face is like a crown of jade, and the eyes are like stars. At that time, Tang Dou was just a college student, he didn't become an antique dealer, and he didn't get slashed in the face because he offended the black boss.
"I, I, I'm getting younger? This, what's going on?" Tang Dou looked at his young and intact face in surprise and joy, and just had a little different idea, when suddenly a dark cloud covered him, and before he could see what was going on, a small axe was already on his neck.
"Human, who are you, what are you doing here?" A loud roar rang out behind him, shaking Tang Dou dizzy.
Through the reflection in the water, Tang Dou saw a tall minotaur, that is, a big square with a height of eight feet and a waist circumference of eight feet.
"I'll go, what the hell is this, cow, minotaur? who's in COS? no, no, is it me...... I'll go, I'm crossed!" Tang Dou gasped, not only for the danger in front of him, but also for the speculation in his heart.
"Human, I'm asking you!" The brutal voice sounded again, followed by a fan-sized hand grabbing it and strangling Tang Dou's neck.
"Say, are you a spy sent by the Jushou tribe? I count to three, if you don't answer, then you are acquiescing, and I'll kill you!" The square minotaur roared murderously, and the axe as big as a wheel in his hand kept gesturing where to kill Tang Dou, but the other hand grabbed Tang Dou's neck, so that Tang Dou couldn't spit out half a word.
"One, two, three...... Okay, if you don't speak, that's acquiescence. Hey, damn human spy, go die!" said the square minotaur about to do it.
"I'll go, you're unreasonable, I can't open my mouth if you press my neck!" Tang Dou felt that he was even more wronged than Dou E, and subconsciously looked at the sky, thinking if it was time for June Feixue to cooperate with his grievances.
Of course, it didn't snow, but Tang Dou wasn't beheaded. A minotaur more than three meters tall stepped forward and grabbed the square minotaur's hand: "You grabbed his neck, he couldn't speak, of course he couldn't answer you!"
"Huh, is it?" the square minotaur smiled awkwardly, took the axe away, and then glared again: "Say, human, are you a spy of the giant head tribe!"
Tang Dou was finally able to speak, although he had cursed this square minotaur ten thousand times in his heart, his professional habits still made him take two deep breaths quickly, and a smile appeared on his face: "The two of you...... Brother Niu, look at me, look at me, just like I look weak and impenetrable, do I look like a spy?"
"Hmph, we won't have a human here for decades. It's just that the giant head army has invited a group of human adventurers, and you will appear here. You're not a spy, and what are you?" the tall minotaur expressed disbelief. The square minotaur is a qualified dog-legged, no, it is a bull-legged, as soon as he heard the boss's words, the axe was immediately raised high again, and it was better to kill a thousand than let go of one.
Now Tang Dou has affirmed two things. First, he crossed over. Second, his body was inexplicably rejuvenated and changed back to the appearance of an eighteen-year-old.
Before the crossing, Tang Dou was an antique dealer who dealt with tomb robbers, black bosses, and all kinds of treacherous and slippery guys all day long, and his observation, analysis, adaptability, and lip skills had long been practiced to the top. So in an instant, he had already thought of a countermeasure.
"A good man spares his life!" Tang Dou's tears came as soon as he said this, and he raised his hands and shouted loudly: "Brother Niu, Brother Niu! With your heroic name and martial arts, how can you not see that I am a little person who is powerless? Besides, if I were a spy, you should run away when I saw Brother Niu just now, Brother Niu and this subordinate are all men who stand up to the sky and the earth, and they can't rub sand in their eyes, and they can't hide traitors in their hearts. If I were a spy, how dare I meet Brother Niu. Brother Niu, you are so wise, you must understand what I mean!"
In order to save his life, Tang Dou used all his real kung fu. The mouth turned so fast that it took less than a breath to utter such a large passage, and the words were clear—and most importantly, the thing could be spoken in a low voice, as if it were participating in a recitation contest.
But in his heart, Tang Dou still kept beating the drums, and his back that had just dried was once again wet with cold sweat, after all, he didn't know these minotaurs at all, in case these guys were not reasonable at all, and could only speak with the axe in their hands, it would be really hopeless.
Just when Tang Dou's nervousness was about to reach its peak, the tall minotaur smiled. Tang Dou felt that the smile on the other party's bull face was the most beautiful smile he had ever seen in his life, and a reassuring smile bloomed at the corner of his mouth, but it froze just when it was about to bloom.
"Boy, you humans are so flamboyant. I still can't believe you, though. It's easy to prove that you're not a member of the Giant Head Tribe. We will go to the Giant Head Tribe right now, and when the time comes, we will take you with us, and watch you slaughter a few cubs of the Giant Head Tribe, and we will know whether you are telling the truth or a lie! Let go when you get to the ground!"
The tall minotaur leader showed a treacherous smile that should not have appeared on the rustic minotaur: "When the time comes, as long as you kill a few bastards of the giant head tribe with your own hands, I will admit that you are not a spy, but if you don't dare, then you are a spy, and I will definitely kill you!"
The big square, known as Niu Xiong, nodded, pulled out a piece of animal tendon from his waist, tied Tang Dou like a pig to be slaughtered, and then clamped it on his arm, and it was over.
Tang Dou was helpless, but fortunately, many years of "career" gave him enough patience, and when he was walking on the road, he quietly said to Niu Xiong: "Brother Xiong! I think Brother Xiong is so mighty and extraordinary, he must be the second master!"
Tang Dou had already seen that Niu Xiong was quite obedient to the tall minotaur leader, so he didn't dare to say that he was the first master. As for whether it is the second master, it doesn't matter, anyway, Niu Xiong's bull face has already smiled: "Hmph, of course I'm the second master!"
"Brother Xiong, what are we going to do here, what is the Giant Head Tribe doing?" Tang Dou asked cautiously.
Niu Xiong glanced at Tang Dou strangely, and finally explained: "Those cubs of the giant head have recently found a group of human adventurers and want to destroy our Niu Jin tribe. Hmph, Boss is taking us on a night raid and killing those bastards! Hmph, aren't you one of those human spies?"
"How can I be, I'm innocent. I fell into the river, and finally struggled to swim ashore, and this was discovered by the male brother with a torch in his eyes. I have to say, Brother Xiong, you are powerful and domineering, you can see my little brother at a glance!"
Niu Xiong smiled and began to pat his chest and promise: "Don't worry, I have no prejudice against you humans." As long as you are not a spy on the giant leader's side, I will protect you when you turn around, and we will kill seven in and seven out in the giant head tribe together!" He laughed loudly until he was glared at by the tall minotaur leader.
"Seven in and seven out? Do you think you are Changshan Zhao Zilong! I'll go, this group of cows is going to fight, I'm being coerced, and my life is hard to protect. No, we have to think of a way!" Tang Dou's eyes rolled sharply, and he thought hard about countermeasures.
When Tang Dou was recalled to his senses by Niu Xiong's voice, he found that it was already dark.
"When the ground arrives, we will rush in and kill people in a while, and you will follow. If you can't do it, I'll kill you!" The tall Minotaur leader stuffed a short sword into Tang Dou's hand - to the three-meter-tall Minotaur, it was a short sword, and to Tang Dou, it was simply a two-handed sword.
"Niu Xiong, look at him!" the tall minotaur said with a glaring eyeball.
"What a grin, boss!" Niu Xiong grinned, revealing a mouthful of big yellow teeth, and Tang Dou could even see the vegetable leaves stuffed between the teeth. My heart was churning, and I wanted to die.
"Charge, follow me in!" The war of the Minotaurs is simple. When you touch the ground, you will use the knife.
"Kill!" shouted a group of twenty minotaurs, and slaughtered into a peaceful village.