Chapter 0339 How to Meet and Round House

The hairy beard stared at the nun for a long time, and threw out a vague sentence: "It's okay to have you, what are you looking for?"

The handsome young man was unhappy in his heart, staring at his eyes and chirping: "You dare to talk nonsense again, see if I can break your dog's legs!"

Maohu people have been catching ghosts for many years, and they have never been afraid of anyone, and shouted at him: "You have the ability to come over and see if I can solve you with a sword!"

The handsome young man, with a flick of his legs, flew up, and was about to drill ......

The right eye suddenly shrank and flew into the nun's eye socket......

The handsome young man threw himself into the air and came back in a circle, panting and shouting at the nun, "I'm going to slaughter him!"

The nun muttered for a while before she said, "Go, no one will stop you!"

The handsome young man was so angry that he jumped up and down and scolded: "This old man, with such a long beard, is there bed bugs, lice, and fleas in it? Let them bite you alive, this dog!"

The nun looked into the distance and comforted, "All right!

The more I thought about it, the more wrong it became, and I couldn't help but ask, "Don't look for the peony fairy?"

The nun flashed a drop of water from the air, which became five times larger and would not fall......

The handsome young man was furious and shouted, "Maohu, take your life! I will kill you alive!"

The nun glanced at it and looked disdainfully at the advisor: "Where's your knife?"

The handsome young man stretched out his right hand, turned it around and turned it into a knife, and said, "I don't believe it, I can't kill him!"

I really can't stand it, but I just want to show off in front of women, I have to say: "How many years have the Maohu people caught ghosts, and they have a sword, you can ......"

The handsome young man was about to laugh: "What is the sword? I will go down with a big sword and cut it off with the sword, and the hairy man will die worse than a dead dog!"

It seems that as soon as a man is insane, he will say something inconsequential.

The nun thought about it for a long time, and shouted to the water droplets: "Peony fairy, come out quickly?"

The drops of water began to spin on their own, revealing a multitude of images, and I was able to shake a glance at the nun and pull back......

She waved her hand, showing a helpless expression, and said, "I can't control the picture, I rely on myself to seize the moment." ”

I was said to be confused! It was the time just now, didn't I stare and miss it?

The nun couldn't reason with me, so she shouted at the water droplets, "Can you show the picture just now?"

The water droplets seemed to understand, and they dialed back, but they still didn't find it......

The handsome young man, holding back the fire in his heart, stared at the water beads angrily and shouted: "Find out the hairy man, I will ...... it with my own hands!"

The water droplets do not respond, they move counterclockwise, they are very slow, and anyone who is not blind can see clearly......

The handsome young man was so embarrassed that he could not get off the stage, and gently tugged at the nun's clothes and shouted, "Find out the hairy man?"

The nun looked at me in confusion and glared and asked, "Is there something wrong with your brain?"

I wanted to show off in front of women, but now I became a big fool! I want to defend myself: "I'm also here to help you!"

The nun did not have his illness, and shouted: "Die! Where is cool, get out of here!"

The handsome young man was so gray that he could no longer speak, and the depression in his heart could only be digested slowly by himself.

I couldn't help but say, "A hairy man, I can't see it anyway!

The handsome young man took the opportunity to get angry, and said fiercely, "Unless I don't see it, or cut off his dog's head!"

The nun stared at the water droplets for a long time, and suddenly shouted, "Stop!"

Sure enough, it stopped, and there was a peony fairy in the picture......

Everyone was stunned! She hung high in the air, dangling around her neck with a flower rope......

I don't know how many times I've shouted...... In the end, he could only stick out his long tongue, close his eyes tightly, and hang softly......

The nun's eyes were so frightened that she didn't say a word, but flew up, hugged the droplets of water tightly, shrank her body, and got in......

The handsome young man, who could not wait for a second, panicked, shouted in an anxious voice: "Wait for me......"

Suddenly it flew up and hit its head on the droplets, and the people disappeared, and the droplets disappeared......

This guy is so reckless, I haven't gone over yet? What should I do? I can only shout at the dark sky: "Magic man, ...... me"

There was a burst of laughter from "Hee-hee......

Before I could turn around, he shouted: "Husband, I've found enough! ”

Her voice was very familiar, she saw that people were black, without a veil, that her body was like that of a beggar, and that her hair was disheveled......

I looked at it carefully for a long time, and it didn't seem to be ...... The voice is so familiar, you have to ask, "...... you?"

She brushed her black dirty hair with both hands, wiped it vigorously, and said, "Still don't you see it?"

I almost burst out laughing, her face getting darker and darker than before, and she could only be identified by her voice: "Are you ......?"

She was so excited that she shook her body vigorously: "I, I'm the Golden Swallow!"

"Oh my God! My wife has become a beggar, I wonder how she got here?"

Jin Yanzi finally couldn't help it, hugged me tightly, leaned her head on her shoulder and cried: "Husband, I can't do without a man by my side; I have endured all the hardships to find ......."

She was so dirty, she smelled of feces, and I had to say, "Find a place to wash it, and your hair, how did it get like this?"

"Husband, you don't know anything, there's no water everywhere...... Where did you wash it? Take me there!"

"What are you going to? I almost died in the lotus pond, but fortunately...... Hey, what about them?

Jin Yanzi pulled down her dark face: "Husband, don't look for it! Let us be together for a long time! Wash your body cleanly, find a good place, and love until you die!"

As soon as we meet, I think of that kind of thing, but I don't have any thoughts: the magic man is lost, I have to think of a way, otherwise, can the peony fairy live?

Jin Yanzi hugged me tightly and said, "Husband, don't look for it, I'm afraid! I've passed out several times, and I don't know how many times I've rolled in the ground...... We're together, and we're taking care of each other!"

The problem is that the peony fairy is still hanging in the air, and she can't wait for a second, and she is about to die!

Jin Yanzi said: "In this case, don't save it! Even if you save it, you will still be a dead person; it is better to let her hang in the air, and give an explanation to herself." ”

What's wrong with these people? When it comes to the critical moment, they only think about themselves, and they have to say, "I can take you away!"

Jin Yanzi complained endlessly: "Since I married you, I haven't had a house;

She couldn't wait, she didn't know how to come, and I had to ask, "What do you usually eat?"

The golden swallow looked at the soil underneath and said, "This is the only one, you should know, there is not even grass growing here......

I was very strange, and I stared at the ground with my eyes, bent down, grabbed a handful of dirt, and asked, "Can I eat this thing?"

The golden swallow did not answer, snatched the soil from my hand, as if I had been hungry for decades, stuffed it into my mouth, chewed it, and swallowed it......

How nice it would be if she were an immortal! Like me, she wouldn't have to eat dirt?

She listened to this, and said in a panic: "Husband, I heard that if you share a bed with an immortal, you will soon be able to become an immortal;

Is she too selfish? Having children is the first thing......

The golden swallow stopped hugging, held my hand tightly, and looked everywhere for ......

Actually, I know in my heart that if you don't go into the lotus pond......

With a "whew", she and I floated up...... My heart was hanging high, my brain was blank, I was dizzy, I didn't know where to go......

With a "bang", we knocked something away, and when we came to our senses, we landed next to the nun......

There was a peony fairy lying on the ground, her tongue sticking out long, as if she could no longer retract it......

The nun crawled on top of her and cried: "Peony fairy, you can't die, the husband is here, can you open your eyes and take a look?"

The peony fairy's tongue retracted, and she slowly opened her black and blue eyes, and looked around: finally she moved her eyes to my face, and shouted, "Husband, help me up!"

Before I could do anything, the nun pulled her up and casually introduced: "It took me a lot of effort to get my husband back;