Chapter 29: Don't Cry, It's Useless!
As soon as Ma Xiaodonkey finished saying this, everyone thought he was crazy, and he challenged Hu Yangyun?
You must know that Hu Yangyun is a three-star martial artist?
What about Ma Xiaodonkey? He has been judged to be a waste since he was a child, and he can't cultivate!
Otherwise, people would not have aged so fast, many people say that this is a punishment for Ma Haotian to kill too much, and it is true, for so many years, the proud people Tu has consumed all his pride and ambition in messing around with his waste son!
The horse and the donkey are crazy!
That's what everyone thinks!
He's looking for death alive!
Ma Haotian looked at his son with wide eyes, he didn't know why a smart son would do such a move at this time!
Chen Weiguo also felt that Ma Xiaodonkey was crazy, and he got carried away proudly!
Chen Yixin twisted the waist of the horse and the donkey even harder, and she would be a little smart, so she didn't know how many catties and taels she had, right?
Don't say it's Hu Yangyun, it's yourself, you can kill a few of your horses and donkeys with a wave of your hand!
But the horse and the donkey were unmoved!
He wants to fulfill Yang Ji's mission, and his patience for a while is to slap his face more cruelly!
"No!" Chen Weiguo said, "Little donkey, you haven't cultivated, don't mess around!"
At this time, he must maintain the horse and the donkey, otherwise if the horse and the donkey have three long and two short, then the old horse is not crazy!
"What did you say?" Hu Yangyun finally found a chance to fight back, if there was any chance for him to save a little face tonight, then only this guy's self-throwing was left!
"I'm going to challenge you! I'm going to slap you!" the little donkey didn't know the kindness of the crowd.
"You're going to slap me?" Hu Yangyun regained his expression, and when he heard Ma Xiaodonkey's words, he asked a little playfully.
"No, now I regret it!" said the horse and the donkey suddenly.
"I'll go!" Many people breathed a sigh of relief, and they all realized that this guy was grandstanding.
When Chen Weiguo heard his words, he also wiped the sweat on his head, this guy is really too nonsense and doesn't look at the occasion!
"I'm going to slap you twice, one on each side!" Ma Xiaodonkey's next sentence made everyone almost not fall! Your mother, you can't say a word in one go!"Because you have bad intentions towards my daughter-in-law, as a man, I want to challenge you!"
Damn it, everyone was dumbfounded, this reason is too fucking fake, right?
Everyone has been talking about marrying the Ninth Princess for a long time, but now you have to challenge others for your daughter-in-law?
Can this reason be more far-fetched?
"Hahaha......" Hu Yangyun smiled. "Say you're a waste, you really don't know what to do! You challenge me? Don't say I didn't tell you, I let you slap you with one hand, and I want to slap you within three moves!" Hu Yangyun has already lost a lot of shame, so he also let it out!
"No, I only use two moves, one to slap your left cheek, and one to slap your other cheek!"
But he is enjoying his mouth, but he doesn't know what it's like in the hearts of people around him, and his heart is wow cool and wow cool, you say that he is usually a very smart child, how can he be a hero on this occasion?
Chen Weiguo had a headache, Ma Haotian was panicking, the ninth princess was worried, and the civil and military officials were gloating!
"Uncle Huang testifies, I accepted this challenge! But I hope that our challenge will not involve anything else!" This Hu Yangyun said first, when the time comes, you don't want to bully people, he is really afraid of Ma Haotian in this Qingtian.
"This," Chen Weiguo is difficult to ride a tiger. "Otherwise, you can just talk about it, just stop it, don't hurt the harmony!"
Ma Haotian didn't know what to say, he was originally full of face, but now he is just looking for a slap in the face?
It's good to let him suffer a little loss!
"Hahaha, I just slapped him twice! But I hope you don't run home and say that I bullied you?" However, at this time, Ma Xiaodonkey still doesn't know how to speak wildly!
"Hey, hey, I see how this guy ends up, if you dare to marry the Ninth Princess, you deserve to be ashamed!"
"Okay, I also hope that Ma Gongzi won't be angry when the time comes! Why don't we change places?" Hu Yangyun has already thought about it, go to a bigger place, tease this guy well, and make him embarrassed in front of more people!
"No, I think it's enough here, it's a waste of time to change places, I'll slap you soon!"
When the ninth princess heard his words, she hated it!
Angry!
"Oh, then here it is!" Hu Yangyun is still afraid that this guy will regret it!
Ma Xiaodonkey walked over as he spoke, and those civil and military officials automatically left a space for the two of them.
"Are you ready? I'm going to fight!" Ma Xiaodonkey asked deliberately.
Hearing Ma Xiaodonkey's words, the emperor and Princess Tu Jiu couldn't help but close their eyes, they didn't want to see the tragic situation of Ma Xiaodonkey being slapped in the face!
"With you, I don't need to prepare!" Hu Yangyun said with a smile, but before he finished laughing, his whole face changed, because the horse and the little donkey in front of him suddenly disappeared!
Yes, it disappeared right in front of his eyes!
No, it's gone in front of everyone's eyes!
"Bang!" two very crisp sounds sounded, shaking the hearts of everyone present.
But there was also a plop!
What's going on?
When everyone still felt that their thoughts couldn't keep up, they saw Ma Xiaodonkey standing there, and Hu Yangyun was lying on the ground with a red face!"Oh, I'm sorry, I'm sorry, I really couldn't help kicking it just now!" Ma Xiaodonkey clapped his hands at this time and said with an embarrassed face.
"You...... This can't be! This can't be......" Hu Yangyun lay on the ground, his face incredulous!
"Hey, I wonder what it's like to be slapped by a piece of waste?"
The audience was silent!
Silent!
I can't even hear a breath!
What's going on?
Ma Xiaodonkey actually slapped Hu Yangyun? And kicked it?
Everyone remembered what Ma Xiaodonkey said just now: "I'll slap you two very quickly!"
It's fast, and it's not like a challenge at all, it's more like someone standing there and slapping him in the face!
Isn't this really a dream?
"Ah......" Hu Yangyun finally couldn't accept this, he who had been doing everything smoothly was hit like this today, he couldn't accept it, so he got up and ran!
"Won?" Until this time, Ma Haotian was still a little incredulous, but when he asked this sentence, his tears had already come out!
Won! My son won!
He won a three-star martial artist!
Ma Xiaodonkey had already walked to his side at this time, looked at him and scolded: "Don't cry, it's useless!"