Chapter 8: Wonderful Cultivation Strategy

In the whispers of everyone, on one side was the earnest gaze of the master, and on the other hand, the fierce murderous aura of the senior brother, I deeply felt the burning and pressure to bear as a focal point, and I was in a dilemma, and I couldn't help but sigh: "Alas!"

Master's face suddenly bloomed with a smile that was more brilliant than the peach blossoms outside the window: "Incisive! Love, what a simple and extraordinary interpretation! Kindness is like water, saving oneself and others, Tzu Chi and keeping the right path, let me ask, what is more important and precious in the world than love? Ask for it, you are usually silent and seem ignorant, but your heart is clear. ”

Hearing this comment, all four of them were shocked and impressed at me, and I began to recognize myself anew, could this be what Master said about "being different"? I can see through the mystery by thinking wildly? Can I also talk nonsense in one sentence? Could I really be a genius who I didn't even realize it? While pondering, Master continued to ask, "How can I preach?"

This question seemed to be very difficult, and everyone fell into deep thought, and I lowered my head silently, but I clearly felt that Master's gaze still fell on me like a shadow. Actually, I don't even understand what "preaching" means, and asking me this kind of question is tantamount to playing the harp to a cow, and this time I am afraid that I will disappoint Master.

At this time, a warm current in the pool swept over the back of my right hand, and I subconsciously raised my hand, put my index finger in my mouth, and thought as I sucked. It smelled weird, I took out my finger and sniffed it, and I felt nauseous: "Pee!"

"Hahaha! Good answer!" Master jumped up from the pool and grabbed my hand, "There is no value in things, the Tao is drowning in, begging, you know how to seek the Tao from the most subtle and prosaic places, every time it gets worse, it shows that you are gifted, pure in heart, and worthy of heavy responsibilities." As he spoke, he shoved a wooden box into my hand. And they began to congratulate me.

When I opened it, it was an ordinary chess game and a shabby chessboard, which was the highest reward for the decennial "Taste of the Tao Soup"? I thought I would be rewarded with at least a bowl of longan lotus seed soup or something.

"Hmph, it's just a chess kid. The senior brother sneered and pushed me on the shoulder, and walked away.

I also wondered why Master didn't teach me peerless martial arts or other majestic skills, but Master saw my doubts and said to me, "Playing chess can develop your intelligence, enrich your experience, cultivate your spirit, hone your will, and cultivate your sentiments." ”

"Huh. ”

"Actually, I don't believe this kind of thing, but chess as a very popular sport is still very promising, there are a lot of events every year, there are many opportunities to get ahead, Arc Nao City Chess King Championship Yunmengze Scenic Area Chess Celebrity Tournament Longfeng Academy Chess Mixed Doubles Invitational Tournament Linglong Tofu Shop Newcomer Challenge...... Think about it, how many cities, how many scenic spots, how many academies, how many tofu shops in the world, if you don't get rich, who will get rich?"

"Shh

"Well, it is a good quality to regard money as dung, then, can you tell me, who is more profound, Hongjun Ancestor or Nuwa Niangniang? Which is more exquisite archery between Fengmeng and Ji Chang? Who is more wise than Lao Tzu Confucius? Which is more beautiful?"

"Forehead ......"

Therefore, in many fields, even if you reach the top, you may not be able to dominate, only chess is the game of the strong. Many competitions in the world depend on luck, a veteran who has been playing mahjong for decades every day meets a rookie who has touched the Tianhu card and only loses, but the chess is different, the winner is clear, the high and low are clear, play this, you can become a real dragon and phoenix. ”

"Oh?"

"In a word, as long as you learn chess well, you can be more powerful and majestic than your senior brother. ”

"yes, why don't you start now?!"

Before starting to learn chess, the master said that you should practice some basic skills first. I thought it was Zama's waist splitting and flipping and so on, but he taught me the art of luck and the art of forbearance, the essentials of which are breathing and starving, and the practice method is not to eat or drink and not to lose breath.

"Learn ...... This...... What...... "I was so angry that I had a table of soul-stirring food in front of me, but my hands and feet were tied.

"Chitose Tachibana, a bad chess player, has no ability to endure hunger, and it is difficult to enjoy the fun of the game in one go. In addition, the stalemate of the person who plays chess when he encounters a strong opponent is also a great test for the body, the so-called 'sitting for a long time hurts the kidneys', only by mastering the method of exhaling luck, can we better regulate breath and maintain health. Master's answer sounded very reasonable, and my hunger was immediately alleviated. But I couldn't stand it until midnight, if it weren't for the third senior brother in charge of the room secretly sending a tray of food behind the master's back, I'm afraid I would have to practice bone shrinking skills and escape techniques.

The third senior brother looked at me with pity: "Alas, if there is a 'gluttonous lock', you don't have to suffer this sin." ”

"What lock?"

"Have you ever heard of the Ten Ancient Treasures?"

"I heard Master say that when the world's first beautiful man contest was held, one of the top ten treasures, the 'Ambiguous Pearl' appeared in Taiping Prefecture. ”

"Yes, this 'gluttonous lock' is also one of them, it is said that it can control people's appetite and mouth, can also conjure up all kinds of delicacies, and can also ......"

Far water can't save the near fire, so I was more interested in the delicious food in front of me, and immediately ended the conversation with action. After gobbling up the wind and clouds, I suddenly felt that something was wrong, and then I began to have diarrhea, and I had a wild diarrhea seventeen times in an hour, not only returning all the things I had just eaten, but also pasting a lot upside down, which was a big loss. The third senior brother was also puzzled, his professional level has always been well-known, and it is impossible for him to have food poisoning.

"Well, yes, now the intestines are completely emptied, which is very beneficial to the cultivation. The master came out of nowhere, it turned out that he had already seen the smoke in the room, and he knew about the third senior brother's attempt, so he took the opportunity to put laxatives in the dish.

"Master, you ......" I clutched my stomach, no longer having the strength to speak.

"Hehe, I don't thank you for my great kindness," the master stroked his beard and smiled, "Now for the master to officially teach you the essence of the forbearance and suppression technique - the key to Bigu." As he spoke, he dipped a bamboo pole in water with a solemn expression and wrote a line on the ground:

Mi Mi roared, and Andong sighed Lang Bigu

Except for the word "Bigu", I didn't recognize any other words, so I humbly asked for advice: "I don't read much, how do I pronounce this mantra?"

The master used a bamboo pole to point over one by one and read, "I eat one meter and I am a puppy, and I eat something and my butt is rotten." ”

"Master, you ......"

The next day, the third brother came to see me again with a tray with three dishes covered with lids.

I waved my hand again and again: "Yesterday's medicine is still working!"

He said with a mysterious face: "There is no laxative, this is the 'Bigu Feast' specially ordered by the master to be tailored for you." ”

"Come on," I was wary, "ass feast? Is there another whole bunch of chicken butts and duck butts to play with me?"

"No, no, it's all good ingredients. The third senior brother said as he lifted the first lid. Curious, I leaned over to see that the plate was empty.

"You stole it?" a resentment rose from the bottom of my heart.

The third senior brother shook his head: "No, this dish is called 'Twilight', which is the light of the sunset that Master ordered me to collect yesterday evening, which contains a peaceful atmosphere and infinite meaning. ”

I couldn't help but laugh and cry: "Master taught you this, right? What do I want a plate of air for?"

The third senior brother said with a pretentious matter: "You don't understand, this is not ordinary air. Master said that you should relax your mind and body, get rid of distracting thoughts, breathe and settle down, and take this 'twilight' in your mouth, so that you can feel refreshed under your tongue and refreshed. After reciting the 'Bigu Tips' 7749 times silently, swallow it with saliva, and you will feel full of positive energy, the five elements are natural, the six pulses are harmonious, and you will not feel hungry if you don't eat or drink for ten days. ”

He said so sincerely, I will be suspicious: "Then these three plates are ......"

The third senior brother opened the lid one by one and introduced: "A plate of 'morning light', a plate of 'moonlight', and a plate of 'morning glow'. Fresh, clean and pollution-free, without any additives, I also simmered over low heat for an hour, hurry up and eat it while it's hot. ”

I looked at the four pans of air, and I almost fainted with happiness, mainly because of hunger, of course. >