Hu Yangyun touched the droplets on his face with some doubts, but when he looked up, it was getting bigger and bigger, almost dripping on his face.

He had dodged in time, but his face was still drenched.

I was angry in my heart, and the roof of my school house was leaking, and when these errands were mixed, I suddenly smelled wrong.

Paralyzed, how does this smell a little sassy.

"Hahaha, Dog Emperor, let you taste the taste of the poor monk's holy water!"

Just then, a rude voice came from above the roof.

"Escort!" the imperial doctor immediately shouted.

And Hu Yangyun has been disgusted to death.

Because he can basically be sure that this guy must have been on fire lately, ****, this smell is so fucking bad!

"Hahaha, Lao Tzu's holy water tastes good!" This person is naturally the black-hearted monk.

This guy said he was going to pee, and he really came to pee.

"Come on, escort, escort!" At this time, the shouts around them came one after another, and on the first day of their new emperor's accession to the throne, someone came to assassinate them, which was really not trivial.

However, when someone jumps on the roof, where is the shadow of the black-hearted monk!

......

The sorrow of the preserved egg is just the same as the pain of the egg, and after a while, it is over.

He knew that there was still a lot of work to do in the Sky Empire.

The first thing he had to do was to connect with Xue Jia.

The black-hearted monk finally rushed over.

"You didn't even die there?" Pidan didn't like him, and his tone of voice was naturally not good.

"It's good to be dead, it's good to ascend to bliss early, but the monks don't say anything, they say that they want to pee, so why do they have to sprinkle!"

Picky Egg didn't bother with him anymore, and as for the guy talking about peeing, he didn't even believe a single curly hair.

He knew how the boss knew this scoundrel, he only knew that this guy's cultivation was very high, and he kept Amitabha Buddha in his mouth all day long, but in fact he was a wine and meat monk.

Pidan thinks that even if everyone goes to hell, he won't go to hell, this guy is a self-interested person who is alive and well.

The most annoying thing is that this guy has a very solid basic knowledge of Buddhism, and he can't open his mouth at every turn, "If I don't go to hell, who will go to hell?"

Fuck it!

"Ball, let's go to dinner, shall we?" The black-hearted monk is an absolute wonder, he loves everything about eating, drinking, prostituting and gambling!

"Don't eat it!" "Preserved Dan didn't bother to take care of him.

"Let's go, let's go!" But the black-hearted Taoist was also very self-cooked, and the preserved egg was dragged into it by him when he died.

"Well, the shopkeeper, three plates of beef, three plates of chicken, and three plates of mutton......" This guy still orders all meat dishes, and he doesn't want any sparse dishes.

"The best wine comes to the three altars!"

The shopkeeper usually sees a lot of people from all over the world, and it is unusual for monks to drink wine and eat meat, but they don't seem so shocked.

"Okay, come right away!"

......

The black-hearted monk sits facing west, this is not the first time he has eaten preserved eggs with him, this is this guy's habit, he must eat facing west.

According to his own words, instead of secretly breaking the vows behind his back, it is better to show the Buddha openly, maybe he will forgive himself?

Feelings: He is facing the west and is going to eat for the Buddha in the west?

But Pidan felt that this Buddha would not forgive him if he forgave anyone, and this fucking is not the same as coveting other people's daughters-in-law, but also specifically doing things in front of other people's husbands!

Then, a plate of dishes began to go up, the black-hearted monk looked very gentle, first tidied up the dishes and chopsticks, and then folded his hands and recited the scriptures for a while, and then styled one side, without using chopsticks, he grabbed it directly with his hands, and the donkey forced his mouth to gnaw up.

Gnaw and gnaw, and he still hums, just like when he was very lucky to!

The preserved egg began to eat the nearest plate, and ate it in small bites.

"Why don't you eat pork?" Preserved eggs are very strange, I have eaten with this guy a few times, and this guy doesn't seem to have ordered pork once!

"The pig is too ugly, greedy, weird, stupid and lazy, I am afraid that eating pork will affect my image!"

The explanation he gave made the egg want to vomit. Even if you look at a woman who is paralyzed, she can use contraception, and it will also affect your image.

"And when the pig is killed, it will be shocked to the heart, and the liver will be desperate, and the food will hurt people!"

This guy says a set.

"You, is it really good for a monk to eat meat?"

"Not good!" the guy was self-aware. "But what if I want to eat? The Buddha said that all beings are equal, and since everyone is equal, why can't I eat if others can eat it?"

It makes sense.

"Moreover, isn't there a saying that wine and meat have passed through the intestines, and the Buddha has left it in his heart. If you don't eat wine and meat, how can you know that the Buddha is in your heart?"

Strong words, this is!

After the black-hearted monk finished speaking, he took a sip of wine, looked at the preserved eggs, and said a little strangely: "Your heart is not pure! The Buddha will not bless you!"

The preserved egg is completely speechless, paralyzed, I don't believe in Buddhism, the Buddha loves to bless or not, but you are a wine, meat and flower monk, and you actually say that my heart is not pure!

"Let me tell you something, there is a high monk, the road met a young woman who wanted to cross a single-plank bridge, and the young woman could not cross, so the high monk carried her over. Then others said that he was a monk and should not approach women, because he was breaking the precepts!"

I don't think much of this preserved egg, unless the woman is wearing a revealing outfit, and the old monk is unruly when carrying it.

"Then, the senior monk said, I have already let go of this matter, and you haven't let go yet!"

"So, I can eat whatever I want, and drink whenever I want, but after I drink it, I forget it, and naturally I can't talk about breaking the vows!"

Preserved eggs are really nothing to say.

......

Who is the black-hearted monk? Ma Xiaodonkey doesn't know, anyway, Ma Xiaodonkey has known him for a long time, and Ma Xiaodonkey was playing with a SLR at the time, and as a result, this guy left the country.

The sound of the SLR scared the guy to the ground, and then when he got up, he didn't want to.

Ma Xiaodonkey gave him the SLR and explained it to him.

As a result, the guy threw him a sack of gold and said that it belonged to him.

Isn't this a bit funny? Ma Xiaodonkey didn't say to sell it?

"I gave you the money, I took the things, isn't this a deal? Is there any problem?" said the black-hearted monk at the time.

"Well, you saw a woman on the road, forcibly indecent them, and then threw a sack of gold at them, and told them that this was a deal, is there anything wrong with them?

When the black-hearted monk heard this, he really felt that there was something wrong with it.

"It's not the same!" said the black-hearted monk.

"Then I also need his man to beat me, and if he beats me, I'll give him two sacks, if he can't beat me, that's a deal! Okay, don't be a fool, I like this thing, it means that he has a fate with me!"

This guy's theories can already be written in their own right.

Of course, Ma Xiaodonkey didn't care about him, so he really called someone to resist a sack of gold and went back.

After a long time, the monk found the horse and the donkey again.

Ma Xiaodonkey knew that he would come, because even if this guy took the SLR, he wouldn't use it!

It was for this reason that Ma Xiaodonkey directly exchanged three sacks of gold from him!

No one knows why this guy has so much gold, and his bold move makes Ma Xiaodonkey, a big man who likes to throw silver tickets into the moat, feel scared!

So this guy fell in love with photography.

And photography is a money-burning job, anyway, this guy is also a rich master, and Ma Xiaodonkey does not hesitate to exchange a little more sack with his technology!

And, at that stage, when Ma Xiaodonkey was in the limelight in the imperial city to marry the ninth princess, this guy had been quietly and secretly following.

All the scenes were recorded.

Ma Xiaodonkey actually saw him at the time, but he didn't take it seriously, he filmed this kind of thing casually, it was better than when Ma Xiaodonkey just sold the SLR to him, one day he suddenly ran over to show Ma Xiaodonkey the good things he took.

As a result, when I opened it, all of them were smooth, white and tender women's buttocks, which were much better!

For the sake of this guy's generosity, Ma Xiaodonkey feels that this friend has made a decision.

No way, if you meet a boss who is rich and stupid, then follow him well!

Of course, this guy also got a lot of benefits here, computers, video recorders, and projectors all slipped away.

For these things, Ma Xiaodonkey was also embarrassed to pull back a few carts of gold from this guy.

Especially that little generator!

Of course, Ma Xiaodonkey also sent him a lot of technology, what editing, what PS and other technologies were handed over to him in one go.

This guy has turned into a techno-man, oh no, it's a techno-flower monk!

Ma Xiaodonkey didn't know where this guy was from, including the origin of the teacher.

I just know that he is very powerful, and he can't hold it anymore.

But he's just too stingy.

When Ma Xiaodonkey left the imperial city, when he heard the news that Chen Yixin was looking for him in the market, he also got a message from the black-hearted Taoist by the way.

He said he had recorded the entire video of Hu Yangyun's humiliation in the imperial city.

And the clip is ready, ready to give the horse and the donkey as a big gift.

So Ma Xiaodonkey had that idea.

Of course, the music was found by the guy himself in the songs that Ma Xiaodonkey downloaded to his computer.

The specific operation is all operated by this guy and the preserved egg!

The effect is simply just!

Anyway, this guy just asked him to do things properly, which was impossible. To do such a thing, that's a master!

This is also Ma Xiaodonkey's revenge for revealing his whereabouts to Hu Yangyun!