"The name of this shop is so bold—Le-wen-Small-Say-" The girl covered the sun with her hand and looked up again.

The boss is in his early thirties, looks like a Maitreya Buddha, and holds a crystal clear flying pot in his right hand, lazily lying in a rattan chair, echoing the boulder at the foot of the colorful mountain. He smiled, and his whole body rippled: "Hehe, little girl, words are the same as people, there are infinite possibilities and countless solutions." ”

I pointed to the cloth flag and asked, "What is the explanation here?"

"Hey, it doesn't matter. The fat boss smiled and nodded slightly, pouting the spout, but he didn't mean to get up at all.

Wuyunluo picked a clean seat and sat down, put up the bench on one leg, and ordered in a flat tone: "Serve tea." "Thinking about it, as one of the five demon lords, she is overwhelmed by the country and the city, and she is also a high and powerful person, so it has become a habit to call people.

The fat boss just laughed: "We don't sell tea unless someone can remove my ass from this chair." "I took a closer look at this piece of meat, to say the least, it is five hundred catties, and a few of us may not be able to move it together, if the rattan chair is made of iron, maybe the dark clouds can make a move to bounce him up.

"You!" the dark clouds were about to attack, the girl couldn't help it anymore, scolded "there is something wrong" in her mouth, and went straight to the stove behind the fat boss, picked up the huge copper teapot with both hands and left.

The fat boss hurriedly turned over and stopped her: "Hey, do you understand the rules?"

The girl put the copper teapot on the table and grimaced at the fat boss: "You lost." ”

The fat boss turned his head to look at the rattan chair, patted his stomach, lay back on the rattan chair with a smile, and shouted into the room, "Dad, it's done!"

No one answered, and the fat boss shouted several more times, but still quietly, he spit out the tea residue in his mouth, raised his legs as thick as an elephant and stomped on his feet twice. This strength is not trivial, the mountains shake when the ground is shook, the echo is rumbling, even the wind and snow are paused, and the girl and I hold each other so that we don't fall.

A rickety figure came out of the room tremblingly, although wrapped in a cotton jacket and animal skin coat, still looked extremely thin in the cold wind, his head was half-hanged, his slightly yellowed loose hair curled up lazily like tobacco, while rubbing his eyes with his withered branch-like fingers while complaining: "It's seven pounds and six taels heavier than last month, your leg is up to me alone, and if you stomp it again, it will be an avalanche, a little bit of public morality!" This guy spoke as if someone had choked his throat, and his voice was sharp and cold, as uncomfortable as the snowstorm.

"I didn't hire you to be a weight loss consultant," the fat boss said slowly, "to serve a pot of hot milk tea to the guests." ”

The hunchbacked man grunted and staggered to the table, a sour smell coming over his face, and his face was even more miserable. The light gray pupils were embedded in the triangular eye sockets, motionless and lifeless, with a few dark spots at the corners of each eye; five finger-long scars ran across the bridge of the nose, and the wounds were tangled in flesh and bones, and seemed to be spurting blood at any moment; a pair of bat ears were clinging to an olive-shaped head, covered with fine hairs; there was a rotten sore at the corner of the right mouth, and the thin, pale lips could not cover the broken yellow teeth; the rough-skinned face was large and small, but there was always a hint of mocking smile, as if the whole world was a joke. His ugliness is comparable to that of the national teacher Bai Chihuang, but his style is very different, the national teacher is pretentious, and he is hideous and terrifying.

The hunchback glanced at us with ignorance, lifted the lid of the teapot, lifted an upside-down porcelain bowl, and joked casually: "What's so good about milk tea? After saying that, he patted the table and said with a big grin: "Oh, take your own humiliation." ”

The dark clouds were stunned: "Who are you scolding?"

The hunchback man said unhurriedly: "What are you excited about? The teapot is here, let you pour milk tea by yourself, and take its own milk, there is no culture at all." ”

The girl laughed, but the dark clouds fell but didn't buy it, and swished open the hood: "Don't be smooth with me!"

The hunchbacked man glanced up, and immediately became a hippie smile: "Yo! ”

"Who's your wife?!" the dark clouds fell into a rage, and the copper teapot floated up from the table, the spout of which was aimed at the center of the hunchbacked man's eyebrows.

The hunchback man was not afraid, grinning grinningly, and a shrill voice popped out from between his dirty teeth: "Hehe, tempered, I like it." When the spleen is big, the lung capacity is large, and the lung capacity is big, and the chest is big, which is not false at all. ”

The dark clouds fell and his face was red to the base of his neck, and this time he really made his chest angry and his lungs exploded, and he saw that the body of the copper teapot was suddenly crooked, and the full pot of boiling water was about to pour into the hunchback man in an instant.

Suddenly, a flash of lightning flashed, and the fat boss's fat body blocked the hunchback man at some point, and the speed was eye-catching. He firmly grasped the neck of the pot with one hand, and still held his flying pot with the other, and did not speak, shaking the fat on his cheeks and laughing.

The dark clouds fell and the eyes showed a cold light, and he exerted his strength again, the fat boss's face did not change, the arm holding the neck of the pot instantly became thicker, the sleeves hunted in the wind and snow, and the copper teapot was steaming, but it did not move at all. The two sides are evenly matched and stalemate, I don't know which side to help, the fat boss is kind and kind, and the hunchbacked man is not very honest in his mouth, but he is harmless, but the dark clouds have overreacted. I thought to myself, it's good that the dove is not here, otherwise the water in the pot can't be stopped, and the situation will get out of control.

The hunchbacked man flashed between the two of them, and smiled at the dark clouds: "Sister Fairy, you see that I am already ugly and scummy, and it will have no effect to pour boiling water to ruin my face, so why waste this strength." He described her as obscene, rough-skinned, and looked almost like an uncle and uncle, but he called her sister, and he spoke inappropriately, which made people laugh.

Chen Shengzhi walked behind the dark clouds and reminded softly: "These two people are not idle people, we have more important things, it is better to have fewer trivialities." ”

Seeing that the dark clouds were falling, he couldn't take advantage of it, so he snorted and turned around. The fat boss smiled and placed the copper teapot firmly on the table, and wiped the corner of his clothes with his palm, and there was no burning mark in sight.

The hunchbacked man diligently brewed a bowl of tea for the dark clouds, and said with a hippie smile: "This tea is bitter and sweet, and it is fire-relieving." Hehe, fortunately, you are not the Fire Control Demon Lord, otherwise this snowy mountain will probably be melted by your fire. ”

This hunchbacked man seems to know our identity well, and he is not surprised, obviously not small, could it be that he is the strange man we have been looking for for a long time? Without waiting for me to ask in detail, the hunchback man waved his little hand and said excitedly: "You drink tea and wait a while, I will clean up and come out immediately." As he spoke, he raised his brow at the dark clouds and twisted his ass into the room.

"What do you mean, he wants to come with us?" Chen Shengyi looked puzzled.

The girl joked: "This is the rhythm of love at first sight and life and death." ”

Dark Yunluo was angry and funny: "Neurotic, there are really all kinds of perverts on the deserted egg island." ”

Lan Zhige couldn't help but ask the fat boss: "This person is so young, why did you call him dad just now?"

The fat boss smacked his lips: "Tsk, his surname is Di, and his single name is a leaf character." ”

"It's not kind to take this name. I laughed.

Chen Shengzhi asked: "Aren't you wise people wearing masks at the age of twenty, how can you ......?"

The fat boss said: "I am an immigrant from Gluttonous Island, and I have been here for many years. ”

Chen Shengzhi's face sank, and he whispered to me: "That island lives with cannibals. ”

The fat boss smiled: "Don't be afraid, indigestion, I would have changed to a vegetarian diet a long time ago." ”

"This hunchbacked fellow is more than twenty years old, isn't he?" asked the girl.

"He's not a fool. This answer made me believe that Di Ye was the strange man, and the fat boss continued: "Three years ago, I took in two wanderers, one was nineteen years old, and the other was Di Ye, twenty-seven, and later, the young man's head appeared on the three words 'King of Zhennan', and he took office in a hurry, and when he left, he said to Di Ye that as long as he was willing to be the 'Prince of Zhennan', he would take him with him." Di Ye declined, saying that he would wait for a few people here. ”

The girl was quite disdainful of the approach of the king of Zhennan: "It's really a villain." ”

But a series of questions popped up in my mind: Di Ye was waiting for us? How did he know that we were going to pass through here? If he was one of the Five Wonders, what was his stunt? Foreseeing the future?