No. 78 Untitled!
And, at this moment, behind him, suddenly a figure stood up, took a brick in his hand and slapped it on his head, "Paralyzing you!
It was Tang Haotian, who had just fallen asleep.
At this time, Ma Xiaodonkey and Qu Shiqing also sat up!
Look at each other and smile!
Yes, they know all this.
It starts with meeting this woman.
"You, you actually yin me?" I didn't expect that person's head was quite hard, and a normal person would not immediately faint after being photographed once.
However, this guy hasn't fainted yet!
"What's wrong with you? I'll tell you, don't lie to people and don't lie to my feelings, but you actually lied to my feelings!" Tang Haotian said with two mouthfuls.
"How did you find me?" the man was curious.
"Do you think we're idiots? a woman boating alone?" Tang Hao innocently looked at her as if he was looking at an idiot.
"But you still believed it?" the woman asked, looking at him. At that time, Tang Haotian's expression couldn't deceive him at all.
"Yes, you deceived my brother with your beauty at the time, but don't you forget that it is not surprising that a woman who claims to be a rough man in the countryside is not only full of fine skin and tender flesh, but also able to step on the ship rock with dexterity in the face of the turbulence of the ship?"
"I didn't expect you to judge my identity because of this......" The woman shook her head, probably feeling that her acting skills were too clumsy and the plot was too far-fetched!
"No, if that's the case, then you're very wrong, your revelation is inevitable, but it's not just because of that, because if an eel wants to act, it's far from being so easy to see through!" Ma Xiaodonkey smiled gently.
"You...... How do you see it......" As soon as the woman spoke, she immediately knew that she had slipped out.
"Hahaha, no woman from a good family will have a tattoo of yin and yang on her neck" Ma Xiaodonkey once saw in a book, the eel race, a race that is almost extinct, hermaphroditic, likes yin and yang, and has a yin and yang pattern on the neck.
The horse and the little donkey also remembered when the woman got on the boat, when she lowered her head and saw the pattern that seemed to be Tai Chi on the other party's snow-white neck.
"The most important thing is that you still use kitsch medicine on us, don't you know that this guy has eaten that thing as a noodle sauce since he was a child?" Ma Xiaodonkey wanted to laugh when he thought of Tang Haotian running to him mysteriously and telling himself that this woman seemed to have a problem.
"Okay, you should know about it, now, shouldn't you have something practical?" Unexpectedly, at this time, the eel woman stood up. "I was just playing with you at first, even if you found out who I am?
"Oh, is it? You're so confident? Don't you know that this is the young master of the Tang Sect, and what he is best at in his life is poison?"
"Hahaha, since you know that I am an eel, then you should know that I have a kind of ability, and I can't get close to any poison?" Sounds abrupt and awkward.
She was telling the truth, Ma Xiaodonkey did know that she had this ability.
The eel can produce a kind of mucus like a cover, which prevents all poisons from getting close!
"Can you two rotten eggs and rotten sweet potatoes still help me?" said the woman rampantly. "I'm just for the Yin Body, you are like ants in my eyes! Now you are like two rats whose necks I have choked, as long as I exert myself, you will be finished!"
"Are you sure?" Ma Xiaodonkey's words made Qu Shiqing a little puzzled, this eel clan, Qu Shiqing naturally knew that although they were on the verge of extinction, their bloodlines were extremely strange, and their cultivation speed was weird, and any one of them who could transform into hermaphrodites was super cultivated!
None of them are as high as dozens of floors!
"Have you ever seen elephants and ants talk so much nonsense, I'll kill you verbose now!" the woman shot at the horse and the donkey with lightning speed.
That's amazingly fast!
She didn't brag, she was really real, and the three of them joined forces to see it.
The woman naturally knew the gap between them, as he himself said, the reason why she acted in such a play was because she wanted to play with them.
Actually, he didn't have to do that at all.
Like now, it's simple and crisp, direct and rough, how efficient!
Looking at Ma Xiaodonkey's face that seemed to be frightened, the woman's heart was happy. No matter how awesome you are, in the face of absolute strength, you are all scum!
"Your life is over!" said the woman with some cruelty.
However, at this moment, he suddenly saw the face on the other side that seemed to be scared stupid just now, and he was actually laughing!
It's uncomfortable to laugh!
Could it be that he still has some conspiracy?
No way?
What could it be?
However, soon he saw that there was an extra thing in the hand of the horse and the little donkey, which was very small, but it was held by the horse and the little donkey in his hand and faced the woman.
"Hernia flashlight!" said Ma Xiaodonkey, and pointed the thing at the woman's flawless face!
Then, a bright light burst out and shot him in the eye.
The woman didn't move, including his clutched palm.
"I'll fuck you and cheat on Lao Tzu's feelings!" At this time, Tang Haotian picked up the brick again and slapped it on her head!
"Bang!" there was a muffled sound, and the woman was slapped again.
But she didn't move.
"Close the door and put on the lights!" Ma Xiaodonkey finished speaking, and the three of them exited the cabin, and then several dazzling lights lit up in the entire cabin, each of which was aimed at the woman's face, so that she could not hide!
"Big brother, how do you know this method, and what are these things so bright?" Tang Haotian asked curiously.
"Hernia flashlight, strong light shines!" Ma Xiaodonkey handed the small lamp in his hand to Tang Haotian and said.
"What's the use?"
"Don't you know that yellow eels are most afraid of strong light, and even if they become human, they can't avoid this problem?
"So you use this thing?" Tang Haotian suddenly felt that Ma Xiaodonkey was too bullish and could think of anything.
"Of course, if you don't have to fight the two of us, then you don't know if you're looking for death!" Ma Xiaodonkey told the truth.
"It looks pretty good, but you're right, he's in trouble if he wakes up!
After Tang Haotian finished speaking, he picked up the brick and rushed over!
"Bang!", and the woman was smashed again!