Chapter 138: Surrender to the Adulterous Thief 1
Chapter 138: Surrender to the Adulterous Thief 1
With the bump of the carriage, Wang Han, who was sitting in the carriage, felt that the bones in his body seemed to be about to disintegrate, and the pain was really difficult to support, from the moment the ship docked, he cleverly concealed his whereabouts, broke away from Hao Fengshan's gang, and hired this carriage to fly all the way, there was only one reason why he was so anxious and anxious, that is, he had to see Huangfu Yufeng as soon as possible, because only she could heal the old and new wounds on his body as soon as possible, so his destination was of course Meihua Villa. He had cured his dumb illness with her, and Plum Blossom Villa was no stranger to him, so he didn't need to ask along the way.
"Guest officer. The man who was driving the car shouted into the airtight carriage.
"What's the matter?" Wang Han replied lazily as he sat on the soft cushion.
"Guest officer, that's the case, we can rush desperately without eating or drinking, but this beast has to stop and drink water, add ingredients or something, otherwise before it arrives at the place, it is tired and falls down with four legs and kicks, what will my family rely on to live in the future" The car was full of spitting, but he was also telling the truth.
Wang Han pondered for a moment and said, "Then what do you mean?"
"I've walked this road, and I know that there is a wild shop ten miles ahead, I mean, we can stop and rest when we go there, and you can get out of the car and move your muscles, drink saliva, or pee or something, and I can also take the opportunity to feed my horse fodder, which will not delay much time, do you think this is okay?"
Wang Han said "um", which was regarded as a response to the request of the driver, although he did not pee to spill, he was also afraid of telling the driver that if he really exhausted his horse halfway through, where would he go to hire a car if there was no town before and after that? Moreover, there were very few inns on the road, and after this shop, he didn't know where the inn was, so he thought about it and had to agree to his request.
The so-called wild shop, is just three thatched houses built on the side of the road more eye-catching place, especially for people in a hurry, can stop here to rest, drink a bowl of tea, or come to a pot of wine, and then cut some meat, order fennel beans and other side dishes, for a drink, I am afraid that even the big restaurant in the town is not comfortable and comfortable here, this is the driver of the wild shop, but also worthy of the name of the wild shop in the wilderness.
Since he came to this wild shop, since the car was delayed here for a while, Wang Han couldn't help but get out of the car, but when he stepped out of the car, he found that there were already three middle-aged men dressed in rivers and lakes in this shop. Wang Han disagreed, since it was an inn, anyone could enter the store to rest, drink tea to quench their thirst, and have a drink to relax. Wang Han also entered the store, found a table and sat down.
Before he sat down, he had already swept towards him with three pairs of strange eyes, at this time, Wang Han, who was exhausted, held the psychology that more things were better than less, and forcibly suppressed the heart that had been watched by those people, pretending not to see it, and actually greeted the shopkeeper.
"What's the matter?" the shopkeeper like a savage, with long and messy hair, a face full of meat, and a stubble beard walked out of the room, tightening the waistband of his trousers while asking more "politely".
Wang Han looked at him and wondered in his heart that he was not outside to take care of business in the daytime, but when he came out with his pants inside, what were he doing inside?
The man asked rhetorically, "Why, isn't it like that?" Dare to love this is really an exclusive deal, the attitude of the shopkeeper is not to value harmony, and his eyebrows can scare people to death.
Wang Han thought, isn't it just to rest here and leave, good socks and good shoes don't step on stinky, why bother to be like this kind of person who doesn't know the height of the sky, the best way to meet this kind of mountain king, the second like the boss of the stick, the best way is to open his mouth less, and talking is equivalent to playing the piano to the cow. So Wang Han only needed a pot of wine, and he poured it himself, and before he could finish his lips, the chariot had already made forage outside, fed his horse, and walked in.
As soon as he walked in, he was stunned, but said in surprise: "When did the shopkeeper change?"
"Auntie, what aunt, your aunt is not here, mother, people can't have disasters, diseases, or anything, the shopkeeper here has made a fortune and moved away, and now I am opening a store here, if you love it, you can come, if you don't love it, give me shit and mantis to move-get out." β
Since ancient times, the pawns of the peddlers, and the adult people who run the docks outside, have a certain amount of social experience, know when to speak, when not to speak, and the trouble comes from the mouth. Based on his experience, the new shopkeeper is not a good stubble, it seems that something has happened here, and he thinks that it is more comfortable on his own carriage, and if something happens, it has nothing to do with him.
Wang Han's sense of hearing has always been not bad, how can his sense of hearing be poor for a master like him who has a lot of experience in wandering the rivers and lakes? Even if he covers his ears, he can hear one or two things, and just as he was driving the carriage out, he heard an abnormal sound inside, although it was only a short and extremely slight sound coming from behind, and he heard it very clearly. The voice was a woman's voice, and it was like a muffled grunt when someone suddenly covered her mouth when she was trying to save her.
A savage-like shopkeeper who was taken out with his trouser belt tied, three men in the rivers and lakes with horizontal eyebrows and strange eyes, plus the young couple who originally opened the shop did not show up Wang Han didn't have to think about it, this has already happened The kind of thing he was thinking about couldn't help but sigh in his heart, and set off his chivalrous courage to suppress the strong and help the weak, knowing that he had encountered something that had to be taken care of again.
"Helpβ" There was another muffled snort, but this time the sound was more pronounced.
Saving people's lives and winning the seventh-level floating slaughter, Wang Han no longer hesitated, pushed away the chair, and slowly stood up.
"What are you going to do?" one of the three big men suddenly stretched out his hand to stop him, and asked in an unkind tone.
Wang Han whispered: "Pee in the back." β
The man obviously didn't expect Wang Han to say this, and was stunned for a moment before replying, "Go pee outside the house." β
Wang Han was like a wronged child, and pretended to say: "No, it's not good, I'm not a wild dog peeing everywhere."
The man's leopard eyes widened and he roared, "It's so long-winded, you can pee in your pants if you don't want to." β
"This is too outrageous, you are not the shopkeeper here, do you have to take care of it if I borrow a toilet?" Wang Han pretended to be really like, and his words were tepid, which made the man speechless for a while, and he couldn't answer.
Wang Han looked at the sarcasm of the wild shopkeeper and said: "The shopkeeper is not interesting enough for you, I just borrowed your latrine, not your wife, why are you so stingy? Not to mention that there is a saying that 'fat water does not flow into the fields of outsiders', my fat water is a high-quality product that has been stored for a long time, others can't think of it, how can there be a brainless person like you? Don't you have something strange behind you, right?"
"Damn, Lao Tzu said that no is no. The shopkeeper was robbed by Wang Han for a while, and he didn't hear the sarcasm in Wang Han's words at all, and said impatiently.
Wang Han said mockingly: "But when I first came in, I saw you coming out of the room with your trouser belt, isn't it the shopkeeper that you pee in the room?"
The shopkeeper could hear the meaning of Wang Han's words this time, and couldn't help but jump like thunder, and shouted: "Damn, you bastard, if you don't clean your mouth again, Lao Tzu will throw you out."
Wang Han shook his head to himself, and said to himself: "Tsk, tsk, I really entered the black shop" He looked at the shopkeeper's reaction, and then said tentatively: "I said the shopkeeper, you don't let people pee, why do you have to make such a big fire?
This angered the shopkeeper, and he jumped like thunder when he played, shouting: "Damn, I castrated you little bastard" Before he finished speaking, a pair of big furry hands suddenly stretched out to Wang Han's neck.
If it were someone else, this sudden attack would definitely be killed, but what kind of person Wang Han is, he is a "quick knife", his hand is always the fastest, even if he is heavily injured. At the time when the shopkeeper's hands were stretched out, Wang Han made a move to "glimpse the light" with lightning speed, and had already swept two steps, and when the three Jianghu men had not figured out what was going on, they heard the three sounds of "pop, pop, pop", and each felt a pain, and they all fell to the ground, grinning and unable to move. At the same time, Wang Han hurriedly turned around, came to "hide his head and show his tail", and easily avoided the shopkeeper's hands when he was encircled, he simply didn't do it, and he didn't stop doing it, and took advantage of the situation to "smash the bear" and hit his fist heavily under the shopkeeper's bulging belly.
No one could scream and stand up after being hit hard, and the shopkeeper was no exception, grinning in pain and bending over, and panting even more like a bear, his hands covered the vital point and trembling, and the cold sweat on his forehead had dripped like soybeans, and he no longer had the original arrogance.
Wang Han despised the shopkeeper and replied: "Are you going to castrate me?" you are ****** dizzy, you don't pee like you, you don't even deserve to lift shoes for Lao Tzu, talk big, make small money, Lao Tzu didn't castrate you, even if your ancestors burned high incense, let me raise my noble hands You scum of the rivers and lakes, social garbage. With that, he passed through the curtain and stood in the back doorway, which looked like a bedroom.
And what he saw at a glance surprised him, seeing a man on the bed lying on a woman's crazy ruthlessness, like a beast tearing a lamb, of course its image is invisible, looking at its size, with the same slightly chubby figure as Maitreya Wu, I can't help but ask myself, is this Maitreya Wu?
He thought of Sun Feixia saying Maitreya Wu's words, remembered her pursuit of Maitreya Wu, at that time he didn't believe what she Sun Feixia said, thinking that although Maitreya Wu likes to say witty things when he sees women like himself, he will never do that despicable despicable and shameless and dirty deed, it must be her purposeful to slander Maitreya Wu's innocence, for this reason, he tried his best to find Maitreya Wu to investigate the reason, but he didn't expect to see such a thing here, and he was indignant in his heart.