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The first three people decisively gave management

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Today's weather is very good, the sun keeps shaking the big buttocks, sprinkling the afterglow, the breeze is also constant, blowing and blowing and blowing.

Isn't it particularly good to have a special physical education class in a particularly good weather?

Today's physical education class, the saliva girl pulled me to play badminton.At first, I actually refused.,Why pinch?Because badminton is not manly at all.Can't show my masculine side.I still like to play table tennis.Playing duangduang.Add some stunts can also show my might.Isn't China the most awesome to play table tennis? The policy of the United States to break the ice and establish diplomatic relations with us over the years is not to play table tennis, which is enough to show the strength of China's table tennis. China is a table tennis country, it is no exaggeration to say that without table tennis, there would be no new China.

However, a good man is me, I'm afraid of my wife, I'm afraid that my wife is just my pen name, so I still resolutely go to play badminton with my saliva sister every minute.

When I came to the badminton court, I saw the shuttlecocks flying around, and those shuttlecocks flew around in the air, and made a "popping" sound.

"It's too cruel, shall we go and play football? or is it more humane to play football" I asked the saliva girl weakly, looking at her.

"Don't, people are going to play badminton, and you don't want me to give you a monkey." The saliva girl tugged at the corners of my clothes.

I suddenly understood the badminton career of my black brother Chen Jianzhou." Isn't it just a naked death on the street? Go, let's go to the execution ground.

"Lonely, catch the racket." I caught the racket thrown by the saliva girl, and instantly felt full of power.The right hand held the racket tightly, and the round 360 kept waving.The saliva girl sent a ball over, and I hit my head with a "snap".

At that moment, I suddenly missed my parents who were far away, my grandfather who was playing mahjong at home, goodbye, lonely and smiling, going to die naked on the street.

gameover

The end of the play!

Hahaha, that's just what I thought, I just ate a beat. It's a big deal, isn't it just that the racket breaks in two, and the net is all in the meat? I've been bitten by mosquitoes for 250 packs. That's nothing in comparison.

I just slapped my face and my image was not good, so I decided to change my posture and do it again.This time I was much gentler, the shuttlecock flew over at a 45-degree angle, I hit it gently, and the saliva girl hit it gently, and I hit it gently......

Wow (⊙o⊙) Wow, that's so interesting, I'm going to fall asleep.

At the moment when I was about to fall asleep, the saliva girl suddenly increased her strength, and the shuttlecock flew over with a whirlwind.

"It's okay, you're okay, you're okay~" The saliva girl shook me like a dead corpse, and I continued to pretend to be dead

"I'll give you a yo-yo plum if it's okay," after saying that, the saliva girl took out a bag of yo-yo plums.

I was fine in an instant, shouting that it was okay at all.

The saliva girl skillfully tore open the yo-mei, held one with her mouth, and fed it to me.haha.causing me to drool when I saw the yo-mei in the future.

Just when I drooled, I saw a golden light flashing from the badminton court next to me. I wiped it, it was a badminton ball with a golden light.

I took a closer look and found that it was the famous feather god in the school who played the golden hairball (feathers are also hair, so badminton is referred to as hairball).

The saliva girl has already given birth to a heart of admiration, I don't stop her.Let her go over to the feather god to have a discussion.,The feather god was very happy.,A bear like a child readily agreed.

I watched them play from the side, and found that they played for more than half an hour and the ball never fell to the ground.

I secretly ran to play table tennis.,The table tennis court is next to the badminton court.There are a lot of table tennis tables in it.,All kinds of table tennis balls go back and forth on the table.,Ping Pong.And I came in and there was a children's shoe with the face of the anime male protagonist.,Just by his face, I decided to play table tennis with him.

Me: "Children's shoes, look at you handsome and chic, look good, very serious, kidney and I will, why don't we go...... Hey?? Hey hey"

He turned his head to look at me, and with a pout, he agreed.

So, the two of us started a pinnacle table tennis match, with two wins in three games.

The result of the fight is that I am "worthy of him" three balls.He takes the horizontal racket,Accustomed to opening the bow left and right.Draw the ball at every opportunity.The front and back are continuous.And the angle is tricky.The draw is like a table corner.I didn't defend a few times.After being familiar with his routine, I got serious.I turned on the defense mode.Let him pump big and small,I take it all.Calculate the angle of his pumping,The defense is impermeable.

Anyway, I'm also a prince of table tennis, on the same level as the prince of tennis.

After the game, the class was almost over, and I had to hurry back to the badminton court.

"Your name is a god horse?"

"Da Zhou Wei"

"Who are you that big Zhang Wei?"

"Stranger"

"Oh, I'll make you feel better another day"

After a hurried goodbye, I hurriedly returned to the badminton court, at this time the hairball competition has reached the white-hot stage.The two showed their real strength,The feather god hit the golden light blazing kill,And the saliva girl is to wave the badminton racket out of the blue water wave.Finally, when the class bell rang,The feather god jumped up and smashed,The hairball turned into a golden light,The speed was so fast,Broke through the blue water wave of the saliva girl.Won 1-0.

I'm happy to dance, with the feather god, my mother no longer has to worry about me playing hairball with the saliva sister.I ran over to ask for the feather god's QQ number plus mobile phone number plus house number, so that it is convenient to contact later.

Then, I went back to the classroom hand in hand with the saliva girl and ate Yo-Yo Mei.

The next class was a music class, and the music teacher was substitute for another class, so the two classes went to the small hall to sing together.

The class bell rang, and the shoes of the two classes were seated.

At this time, the mad dog-like face slammed into the door, and there was a little squirrel on his back.

Looking at their enchanted eyes, I couldn't help but wonder, do you want to give him a squirrel?

Fortunately, the saliva girl next to me was eating yo-yo plums, and I didn't have time to enchant the little squirrel.

Big Face just finished playing football with the squirrel?,When the two came back, they were arguing about how smelly the Chinese men's football team was.,So the music class was late.They argued for a long time without a result.So I think the Chinese men's football team stinks bottomless.

The music teacher is a very emotional girl, in her twenties, very ladylike Mandarin fluttering and accurate, speaking with a very good voice, listening to it is a huge enjoyment.

First of all, the music teacher played us a few English songs with good tunes.Then, the music teacher said to start playing the game.She started singing a song first, and the children's shoes commented on whether the singing was good or not.If it was a good evaluation, there was a chance to designate any child shoes to sing and sing the song she specified, if the song was not good, tell a joke on the spot.Then she ordered a children's shoes to sing something, and so on.

At the beginning of the music, the teacher ordered a faint and sad song, called "The Sum of Loneliness".

"Then I'll start ordering people!" the teacher stretched out his index finger with his right hand and looked around the audience.

"That, Xiao Lone, I heard that you sang Xu Song's ancient style well, so you came" The teacher stretched out his arm and pointed his index finger at me.

"Teacher, can you sing together?", I took the saliva girl's hand and stood up.

"Oh~ Accurate, choose what you want to sing"

"The Swallow Returns Home"

"Okay, music"

At the beginning of the music, the music prelude has the taste of Xu Song, and the sound of the guzheng is like flowing water, slowly entering the heart.

Me: "After the rain, the sky breaks on the riverbank

How much do you know about the old boat and the new guest

The distant mountains are called bamboo forests and grasses

The morning breeze caresses the plantains"

Saliva girl: "The cold plum is in winter."

The swallow of the spring wants to return home

People who are concerned about the scenery along the way

Two Feelings"

Me: "Willow leaf pulp splashes peach blossom waves."

The crane in Tingzhou looks into the distance

Drink a lamp of fragrance that will last for years

Sing a song about the past."

Qi: "The singing echoes between the mountains and rivers

Reverberates the hot of longing

Two lines of last year's family letter

Reading it warmed my eyes again

The warm sun is quietly basking in the clouds and water

The long-lost hometown in the smoke waves

Don't come to your heart."

The lyrics are particularly beautifully written, the ancient poems are continuous, the artistic conception is beautiful and far-reaching, and I and the saliva girl are also just right

There was no suspense at all and we reached 6 stars and now it's time for us to click on the next person.

"Teacher, just the chubby girl in class 5" I pointed to the fat girl in literature.

The teacher nodded, but the girl didn't care at all, as if she wasn't asking her to sing.

"What's that song to sing?" the teacher asked

"Love is deep and rainy," the saliva girl said for me.

"Okay, everyone, welcome the deep love of literature and art, and the rain is deep," I dropped the microphone and pulled the saliva sister back after the curtain was over.

Next, it's the performance time of the literary and artistic fat. The literary fat voice is majestic, and the singing is emotional, which evokes the memories of me and most people watching "Deep Love and Rainy" before.

Then Wen Yi Fat ordered a boy in their class who could play the guitar, and the boy didn't want to accompani, so he took the guitar and started playing and singing to himself

......

In the back, the game became more and more intense, and the lyrics of "Count You Ruthless", "Little Apple", "Eight Consecutive Kills", "Little Waist" and other tasteful lyrics emerged in endlessly.

Haha, what a great day!

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