Chapter 176: The Mountain God Couple
At this time, the mountain god was carrying a plate of shredded radish, and walked quickly to the stone table in the courtyard, and said with a smile: "Madam, it is another plate of good dishes to clear the heat and reduce the fire, you can try it!"
Grandma Yamajin was sitting on the stone bench next to the stone table, holding a pair of chopsticks in one hand and a piece of meat, wanting to eat it, but she frowned again and said, "Alas, it's greasy to eat every day!"
Looking to the side dissatisfied, there was the seat of the mountain god, empty, only a pair of idle chopsticks could be seen, and there was a stone bench, under the stone table.
The mountain god was not there, and went to the kitchen. He couldn't listen to the nagging of Grandma Mountain God, so he hid. But just hiding, you can't dodge in the end.
The mountain god cut a plate of shredded radish, put oil, salt, sauce and vinegar, and a rare fragrance came to his face.
"Alas, Madame will have a great appetite when she sees it!" said the mountain god to himself, picked up the dish, and walked out of the kitchen.
Since he came to Ghost Mother Mountain to be a mountain god, the mountain god has been complained by the mountain god's grandmother, saying that he is the most incapable and the most cowardly, and others have become immortals, and they are living a leisurely and fairy life, but there is nothing wrong with it.
And he, although he has also practiced hard for many years, has cultivated a supreme divine power, obtained positive fruits, and achieved immortal status, but he was sent to this ghost mother mountain where birds don't to be a mountain god.
There is nothing else, and the most hateful thing is that this mountain is bare, and there is no grass at all. Only in the central canyon is a forest, under which the grass is lush and multitudes, and he has opened up a vegetable garden.
There are still many small animals in the forest, and it is not a problem to make a living if they are caught and eaten for meat. However, Grandma Shanshen was not satisfied, saying that she ate three meals a day, all of them were greasy, and when she saw the meat, she wanted to vomit and had no appetite!
There are only four kinds of vegetables in the garden, and only one is grown in each season. And when the vegetable is still growing and cannot be eaten, then there is no vegetable to eat.
Grandma the mountain god also scolded the mountain god at this time, because there was no food to eat, and she was irritable!
The mountain god is always scolded so big that he has nowhere to hide. That's what happened today. The mountain god couldn't stand the old woman's nagging and slipped out.
When I came to the vegetable garden, I saw that my eyes lit up, because among the radish vegetables, there was a radish that grew exceptionally well, with a green and white rhizome, exposed on the soil, six or seven centimeters high.
It's the thickness of your wrist. The mountain god clapped his hands and exclaimed, "Ha, good thing! You can please Madame!" bent down, plucked up, and came back to make this plate of shredded radish.
"Madam, please taste it!" said the mountain god with a smile as he put the plate of shredded radish in his hand in front of the mountain god's grandmother.
Grandma Yamagami picked up chopsticks, pinched a few, put them in her mouth, and chewed them crunching.
She finally nodded with satisfaction and said, "The vegetables are still delicious, crunchy, and the more you chew, the more you chew, the more delicious it becomes!"
The mountain god was beside him, accompanied by a smiling face, and said, "As long as the lady likes to eat! At that time, I made it for my wife every day!"
Grandma Shanshen was first overjoyed, laughed, and then frowned again, and scolded: "You dead old ghost, let the old lady eat radish every day, and treat the old lady like a rabbit, right?"
The mountain god was startled, and hurriedly made amends, and said: "Madame, don't be angry, don't be angry! I have no such intention, Madame is like a flower and jade, how can it be compared to the rabbit with long ears and short tail!"
Ren swallowed his anger so much, the mountain god's grandmother still didn't want to forgive, but became even more annoyed, pointed at the mountain god, and scolded loudly: "You only have so little ability left! You see that those who have become immortals have either ascended to the heavenly realm to enjoy the boundless blessings, or they dominate the earth, occupy the anointed land, the mountains and the sea, everything, this is the life of the immortals!"
"Madam, we are also immortals, and our names and surnames are in the immortal book!" said the mountain god.
Unexpectedly, the mountain god's grandmother was even more annoyed, "Let's just hang up the name of a god, where else is there?" Yes, other aunts and grandmothers don't fight, anyway, they can't fight, but three meals a day, the recipe should always be a little richer, right? All year round, just such an idea! When she said this, she cried angrily, twisted her buttocks, turned to the other side, and turned her back to the mountain god!
The mountain god frowned, wanting to argue, but there was no arguing, he stood with his tall and majestic body just superfluous, and he couldn't help him live with his chest held high!
Even though he has great strength, in such a situation, it is really like "a bull falls into a well, and his strength cannot be used!", alas, that grievance, don't mention it!
Seeing that he didn't say a word, and didn't come to make her happy, the mountain god grandmother exploded the pot, jumped up, and shouted: "If it's just like this, it's not interesting for this fairy to go down, let's stop picking on it!"
Seeing that Madame was becoming more and more uneasy to speak, the mountain god jumped up, covered her mouth, and pleaded: "Madam, I said Madame, alas, this is unspeakable!"
"What are you afraid of!" Grandma Mountain God pushed his hand away, and said disapprerovingly, she snorted coldly, "Look at your little guts!"
"What are you afraid of? Madam, don't you know how terrible it is in the fairy field! As far as you say, if anyone with any other intention hears it and tells us above, then we really have to go home and sell sweet potatoes!" said the mountain god, his sharp eyes couldn't help but sweep around, he was very vigilant.
Grandma Shanshen also knew that she had lost her words, but she didn't want to admit her mistake, so she said hard: "If you sell sweet potatoes, you will sell sweet potatoes, and you will be free!" glared at a pair of eyes of a wealth fan.
The mountain god asked unhurriedly, "Are you really willing to go home and sell sweet potatoes?"
Seeing him like this, the mountain god grandmother stopped talking, and then reluctantly admitted: "The ghost is willing to go back and sell sweet potatoes!"
Seeing that she had eased up, the mountain god hurried up to her again, pulled her to sit down, and explained: "Compared to the above, we are very insufficient, but there is more than the bottom, isn't it? Not to mention anything else, the identity of this immortal alone is something that many cultivators can't ask for! This is an iron-rice bowl!"
Grandma Yamagami "cut!", although she still didn't think so, she no longer nagged, but picked up the chopsticks again, picked up the shredded radish and ate it, squeaking and squeaking......
It was at this moment that the red-haired old woman, who was actually the Nine Ghost Mother, knocked on his door.