"Thank you brothers for your love, since everyone is so supportive and optimistic about me, then I can only be ugly. Yang Chun said as he smiled and arched his hand at the big guy, posing as a showman.

"Say, there is a temple and a nunnery are neighbors, this abbot and nun are in the prime of life, a long time can not bear the pain of loneliness, the two people who come and go are good, in order not to let everyone find out, the two of them dug a hole in the wall, and also set a secret word, as long as the abbot said that the sun rises in the east, the nun will come to date.

As a result, during a date, the nun's scream was too loud to alarm the little monk who swept the floor, and then the little monk remembered the secret saying that the sun rises in the east.

One day, while the abbot was away, the little monk learned the abbot's tone and shouted: The sun rises in the east!

After a while, the nun came out of the room and went straight to the entrance of the cave with a smile on her face.

The little monk looked at it, yo ho, how is there a hole in this wall, and he poked it with a broom in curiosity, and the nun on the opposite side was injured.

The next day, after the abbot returned to the monastery and wanted to have a tryst with the nun, the abbot shouted: "The sun rises in the east, the nun replied: The paralysis has been injured, the abbot asked: How many injuries are there?" The nun replied: The paralysis is all light!"

"Hahaha, I'm laughing to death!"

"Haha, awesome, awesome, hilarious!"

"Hahaha, that's so funny!"

The people around laughed and gave Yang Chun a thumbs up, and Wang Ziyu also thought that what he said was very interesting and funny, and he couldn't help but smirk along with him.

"Laugh a few times, all fucking little bit, look at you all laughing like stupid paralysis, affect us watching TV or not! Shut the fuck up for me!" Just as everyone was laughing forward and backward, a discordant rebuke sounded behind everyone.

The prince looked for prestige, and saw a fat man with a height of more than one meter eight leaning against the locker, glaring angrily at this side.

The fat man has a burly physique, thick arms, and large chest muscles, and is wearing a black sweatshirt with dark blue Adi sports pants with three white lanes.

"The head of the squad is angry, everyone is scattered, dispersed. Yang Chun winked at the big guy, then sat down to watch TV.

"Official, I want to ...... I'm going to incense with Xiaoqing. ”

"The Legend of the New White Lady" is playing on TV, and the White Lady played by Zhao Yazhi is vivid, as if a fairy is good-looking, Wang Ziyu couldn't help but look at it a few times.

"Come on, let's go ahead and record your age and home address. The fourth squad leader Xie Peng frowned slightly, and his face straightened, obviously unhappy, because the squad leader even scolded him, can he be in a good mood.

"I am 19 years old this year, my family lives in Gushan Township, Gushantun, and my parents are farmers, and I am a second-generation farmer. The prince replied cautiously after observing the words, for fear of making the fourth squad leader angry.

"Name Huang Shu, age 19, family lives in Gushan Township, Gushantun, because of a fight, you see it's okay to write like this. Xie Peng, the fourth squad leader, made a record of the pen and showed it to Wang Ziyu.

"Brother, who are you fighting with, making the family fight so miserable, how many people are on the other side, what is the situation with them, did they also come in?" Xie Peng, the fourth squad leader, closed the notebook and asked curiously at Wang Ziyu.

"I had a little conflict with the son of the director of our township police station, and it wasn't a fight, I was passively beaten, and there were three people on the other side, and I couldn't beat anyone if I wanted to. As soon as he mentioned the fight, Wang Ziyu felt a little aggrieved in his heart, and his eyes turned red in an instant.

"Why did you beat you?" asked a fellow inmate next to him, too, curiously.

"I'm just nosy, the director's son doesn't do business, he flirts with other little girls, I saw it, so I stopped him, and just like that, I was beaten by the three of them. Wang Ziyu lightly recounted the whole thing.

"Yo, I can't see it, you can still save the beauty of a bear like you. The inmate who asked just now looked Wang Ziyu up and down, expressing surprise, although his tone was flat, but there was a bit of contempt for people in his words.

"How do you speak, people are heroes saving beauty, do you understand. Xie Peng, the fourth squad leader, couldn't get used to him, so he stood up for the prince.

"I want to say, this person has to do what he can, otherwise, not only will he not be a hero, but he will become a bear himself. That guy didn't dare to offend Xie Peng, but he wasn't afraid of Wang Ziyu, so he replied sneeringly before walking away.

"Ignore him, Xing Hongyu's mouth is as old as the waist of cotton trousers, he is the only one in our cell, and he is nicknamed Poisonous Tongue Yu, don't recruit him in the future, just stay away from him." Xie Peng patted Wang Ziyu on the shoulder and comforted him.

"Eh, boy, come here!"

"Tell me about you, let you come!"

"You're paralyzed, talk to you, let you come over and don't hear it!"

Wang Ziyu and Xie Peng hit it off at first sight, the two of them chatted quite speculatively, and they were laughing, when they suddenly saw a black shadow flying straight towards their heads, Wang Ziyu subconsciously lowered his head, and the black shadow flew over with his scalp and smashed on the wall.

What the hell is this?

The scalp rubbed a little painfully, Wang Ziyu covered his head and stood up, fixed his eyes, it turned out to be a board shoe, he picked it up, he was very puzzled, and looked around blankly, whose shoes are these? Who has nothing to do with flying shoes?

"Grass and mud horses, you are so damn deaf, don't fucking be there like a fool, get over here for me!"

Who is it?

What's going on?

Who is this scolding?

Wang Ziyu turned his head in confusion and looked at it, just in time to meet the angry gaze of the senior class leader, he stood on the edge of the locker, his big fat face was flushed, his right index finger pointed at himself, and his mouth was swearing and swearing, looking very angry.

What do you mean?

Is this scolding me?

No, I didn't mess with him, did I?

The prince looked left and right in amazement, and found that most of the inmates were looking at him with sympathetic eyes, and his heart suddenly chuckled, and his heart was broken, it seems that he should be scolding, I don't understand why I provoked him?

But he still wanted to confirm, so he pointed to his nose, and the head of the squad was amused by his dumbfounded appearance, and muttered: This kid is really a fucking fool!

After that, he beckoned to Prince Yu and said, "You bring me the shoes hemply!"

As the saying goes, a good man doesn't suffer immediate losses, people have to bow their heads under the eaves, in the face of the stinking scolding of the head of the class, Wang Ziyu can only swallow his anger and dare not fight back, he walks forward little by little with the stinky shoe in his right hand, and he doesn't know what the head of the class tells him to do, and he is uneasy in his heart.

Prince Yu clenched his teeth, clenched his fists slightly in case of accidents, not afraid of 10,000, just in case, as long as the senior squad leader did something to him, he must fight with the other party!

"Hurry up and walk in the mud, what are you doing slowly, come over to me quickly!" The senior squad leader saw Wang Ziyu taking small steps, unhurried as if he was walking, and he was already in a bad mood, but now he was even more angry, and immediately pointed at him and scolded.

At this time, Wang Ziyu had already come to the front, and the senior squad leader even scolded and gestured to startle him, mistakenly thinking that people were going to beat him, so he quickly jumped back, opened a distance of about two meters, threw his shoes away, and posed in a Wing Chun boxing posture.

"Yo ho, what's the matter, I see that you still want to play with me in this style, do you practice twice? The head of the class suddenly smiled, in his eyes, Wang Ziyu's thin body, flexible movements, and the appearance of a blue nose and swollen face were particularly funny, just like a wounded thin monkey, jumping up and down there was particularly fun.

As soon as the senior class leader's voice fell, he immediately opened his eyes angrily, his right hand clenched his fist and gestured at the prince Yuyi, and then his body was short, and his left foot suddenly took a tentative step forward, making a frame to rush forward.

This scared Wang Ziyu enough, and immediately reflexively dodged back, but his head slammed on the toilet wall, and he grinned in pain, thanks to the glass wall, if the cement wall had to bleed.

The head of the class just wanted to scare him, but he didn't expect him to be really frightened, and even hit his head, and immediately gloated and laughed, and several inmates around him who were watching the excitement also picked up and laughed, and for a while, the sound of haha was endless, and it successfully attracted the attention of others.

As a result, the inmates who originally watched TV stopped watching TV, and all of them looked at Wang Ziyu as if they had discovered a new continent, staring at him with green eyes like wolves.

Wang Ziyu rubbed his head, pointed at the fat man angrily, and said something in his mouth: "I said fat, what do you mean? If you want to fight, you can really fight, don't be so scared, let me tell you, buddy has been a practicing family since childhood, I advise you, don't do it, I will never fight with you, because I am afraid of hurting you!"

I think back then, my brother walked the rivers and lakes at the age of six, the four seas were his home, people gave the nickname Shenlong to see the head but not the tail, the neck and the neck were all legs, he was proficient in all kinds of martial arts, and the sword technique was slashed into the moon, I could cut the sun into the moon, and the moon into stars, my light skills came and went without a trace, and I could do everything from heaven to earth, I could go to heaven, I could go to the kitchen, I could beat the second wife, and I was not afraid of perverts......"

When the inmates saw that Wang Ziyu dared to accuse the senior squad leader, they immediately had different expressions, some snickering, some pitying, some sympathetic, and some gloating waiting to see a good show, but most of them still showed admiration, after all, in the No. 10 cell, except for the boss, he was the most awesome of the senior squad leaders, who were rampant and domineering, and did whatever they wanted.

The prince Yu Shen chattered a lot, and at first he really frightened these fellow inmates, and the big guy listened very seriously, but then the more he listened, the more wrong he became, knowing that he was a pig's nose with a green onion - pretending to be like (elephant), purely bragging, who can his small physique hurt, isn't it, before he finished speaking, it attracted a burst of laughter.

Especially in the second half, the more Wang Ziyu talked, the more he said, the more he didn't have a score, as if he was talking about a talk show, the burdens were one after another, making everyone laugh forward and backward, all of them were crazy, and even Comrade Yang Chun, the king of jokes, shook his head again and again, sighing that he was really a living treasure, so funny!