"Learning alone is far from enough," Mr. Cheng added with a sophisticated smile, "first, with the Shengshang's 'Lobster Fu' as the core, invite celebrities from all walks of life to hold a symposium to brainstorm and refine the 'Lobster Spirit' with Taiping Prefecture characteristics, erect a tablet and engrave words, and recite it from generation to generation; second, carry out large-scale study and discussion activities, organize special studies, write experiences, hold essay competitions, and compile them into a book; third, compile a batch of "Lobster Fu" Fourth, the acrobatic troupe storyteller and other non-governmental organizations and individuals were extensively mobilized to carry out all-round propaganda; fifth, the excellent programs that emerged from the activities were collected, further processed and perfected, and a report group was formed to report on the performances in Beijing. ”

Mr. Cheng immediately called the official to draft an edict and instructed him carefully and carefully:

"The first point is that the 'lobster spirit' should be healthy, neat, concise and easy to remember. ”

"Add a sentence to the propaganda section, each county should train at least 50 propaganda backbones, and each backbone should submit at least one propaganda work every month, and the completion of the work is linked to the examination. ”

"I would like to add here that the personnel reporting on the performance should be carefully selected to ensure a high degree of uniformity in height, weight, skin color, and facial expressions. ”

In addition, the big discussion activities should come up with specific plans, and the education and study should have a detailed plan, and the experience should not be less than 500 words. ”

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"What the hell, nonsense and limericks can be tossed out of these, is it meaningful?" The girl's heart finally couldn't hold back and rushed out.

The dumbfounded Shuqiguan snapped his fingers and whispered the girl's words, and shook his head seriously: "It's only twenty-four words, and it's only twenty-seven if you count the punctuation, which is not enough for five hundred at all." ”

The four gentlemen can explode the pot, "Good you fanatic! How dare you be so unruly and insulting!" "Ignorant child! I don't know how to appreciate poetry, and I still speak disrespectfully, which is really uneducated!" "What a rebellious thing! I really feel ashamed of your father!"

Emperor Inu Zhong didn't say a word, his face was clouded, his already ugly and unscrupulous facial features became even more hideous and terrifying with anger, and his golden fingers rubbed against the ivory armrest, making a slight squeak. At this moment, I only cared about helping the girl parry the saliva of the four gentlemen, and completely forgot the "stunt" of the emperor dog loyalty: whoever he is angry with will suffer.

Sure enough, before the emperor could speak, more than a dozen heavily armed personal guards poured out from all directions, some rushed through the secret door and jumped out, some fell from the sky along the ropes, some lifted the floor and rose from the ground, and two guys actually jumped out of the big pool full of petal milk and girls.

These people wore armbands of "personal guards" around their right arms, silver helmets of honor guard cavalry on their heads, full breastplates that made gold medal nurses ashamed of themselves, and their limbs were wrapped in invulnerable leather armor. But they were much more agile than the snail's, and they threw me and the girl to the ground with lightning speed, tied up with all kinds of flowers, and the whole process was smooth and neat, and you knew that it had been rehearsed countless times at a glance.

Abel was also stunned by this sudden change, first stunned, then stopped talking, and finally sweated like rain and shivered like chaff. It seems that the anger of the imperial dog is unprecedented, the girl's words deeply hurt his delicate and soft heart, it is basically impossible to expect Abel to intercede, it is not bad not to harm him to be punished together.

Huang Dog Zhong nodded coldly at Mr. Cheng, and Mr. Cheng pronounced the verdict loudly: "Blasphemy against the Holy Lord, great disrespect, cane death!"

When I heard the word "swelling to death", I thought that I was going to use all kinds of food to support the two of us to death - that was a wonderful way to die, not to mention that I had also practiced the method of luck and the art of forbearance, and my stomach and abdomen were able to stretch and contract, and it was not so easy to support death. It wasn't until I saw a group of executioners come out with long, thick sticks of fire and water that I realized that something was wrong, and I began to struggle, but my hands and feet were tied tightly, and I couldn't make a move at all. If nothing else, my journey will end here.

The accident came unexpectedly, thanks to the executioner's dedication to the procedure. If they don't say a word as soon as they come up and shoot randomly, the girl and I will definitely die. According to the standardized procedure of cane punishment, the first step is to carefully clean the water and fire sticks, remove the fine barbed wood chips on it, and check whether there are any insects, fading and rotting, etc., to ensure the safety of cane punishment; the second step is to remove the prisoner's outer pants to a position of 7.5 inches above the knee, not one inch more or less an inch, check whether there is a hidden partition between the inner and outer pants, and whether there is artificial padding on the buttocks (this is specially prepared for female prisoners who have undergone plastic surgery, and it is the trouble caused by the golden three changes), so as to ensure the professionalism of cane punishment; the third step is to start the punishment under the leadership of a commander, this execution commander is not everyone can be the one, must have a good image and temperament, do not drink too much, do not stay up late, no laryngitis, and obtain the conducting qualification certificate approved by Taile Fu and the vocal music certificate above the second level, with a keen and rich sense of music, enthusiastic and unrestrained character and delicate and accurate conducting skills, which are all to ensure the artistry of the cane, the conductor's command is also divided into many kinds, such as "one, two, three, three", "one, two, two, three", "beat, beat, beat", etc., very rhythmic, onlookers often can't help but dance to the beat.

The reason for the introduction of this exquisite procedure is that in the past, the local government often tortured prisoners who did not admit their guilt to extract confessions with a cane when trying cases, and the result was that the person was really beaten to death with a casual sentence of "beaten to death". There was once a patrol according to the imperial history who questioned "how can the buttocks rot when he dies of a violent illness", and the yamen explained that "because he has hemorrhoids, the prisoner does not pay attention to hygiene and picks it up by himself". The newly appointed secretary of the Criminal Department felt that it was too inefficient to do it and was not conducive to internal unity, so he demanded a unified and standardized operation, which led to standardized procedures.

Therefore, at the moment when the executioner ripped off my pants, the situation took a turn for the worse, and the executioner, who strictly implemented the standard actions, helped me complete the standard actions of the killing technique, and then it was up to me to turn things around!

I was lucky right away, but the enemies around me didn't move, huh? It seems that there is something missing, by the way! It is the complete procedure to take it off and mention it, but I can't move my hands and feet, so what can I mention?

At the critical moment, a fart saved us. This is by no means in a hurry, but it is really panicked to the point of fart and urine, and I can't help but let out a fart. A few days ago, considering that it was not easy to find food along the way, the girl made the unfinished cat meat into jerky. It's hard and astringent, it's so hard to digest that even the farts it emits stinks. Those executioners collapsed in an instant, and they didn't care about the standard procedures and the image of law enforcement, they threw away their water and fire sticks, hugged their heads and covered their noses, and vomited incessantly. One of the executioners closest to me carried out a fearless spirit of sacrifice, desperately trying to block the source of the poison gas, and pounced on me and pulled my pants up to my waist.

But it's too late, the killing technique has already started!

The executioner, who had pounced on me to help me put on my pants, was lifted into the air by the powerful air jets, screamed and flew through the window. Another executioner tried to do something to the girl, and I hung it on the beam. The other executioners were also vulnerable, but the performance of the four gentlemen was somewhat unexpected to me.

Mr. E was the first to strike, he slapped his bulging belly with both palms, and began to inhale heavily, only inhaling without spitting. I saw that the belly swelled rapidly, and instantly became several times larger, the two legs and neck were completely invisible, the arms and head were gradually swallowed, and the whole person was bulging into a huge ball of flesh, and it felt like it was about to explode at any time - he didn't want to blow us up with this belly, did he? >