Chapter Sixty-Nine: Hill can plot tricks, but the turtle master can't stop it
Qing Guifang took two steps cautiously, suddenly realized that something was wrong, and immediately wanted to turn around and break through the door, but it was too late!
The earth seemed to suddenly increase its attractiveness, and Qinggui struggled with all his might, but he still groaned and fell to his knees!
At this moment, the gravity of the earth seemed to exceed the limit that Qinggui's body could bear, pulling him down, and even the musculoskeletal felt like it was about to shatter!
What's going on, what's going on here?
Qinggui knew that something was wrong, this must have been an ambush secretly set up by the extremely annoying tiger cub, could it be that this is a formation or something like that?
Qinggui knew that the situation was urgent, even if he had three "Ice and Fire Double Dragon Talismans" in his hand, he couldn't find the target of the attack, and it was a huge waste to stimulate it, which was unbearable for Qinggui, who had always been very thrifty.
Some people are like this, the water is so flooded that they still hold a box of treasures heavier than their bodies, as long as he throws them away, he can surface and be rescued, but he is not willing to die, this is a typical miser mentality, there are not a few such people.
Qinggui is undoubtedly such a person, and letting him waste it is even more uncomfortable than killing him.
Therefore, in the midst of the crisis, Qinggui roared angrily, clenched his fists with both hands and bombarded the ground in front of him with all his might, and then with the powerful force of the shock, his bones crackled like a crisp sound like firecrackers, and he finally took advantage of the situation to straighten his waist and barely stand up!
But if people are unlucky, a fart will shake down a pile of bird droppings, sprinkle on the face, drink cold water and plug the teeth, compared to this, it is much better.
The frightened Qinggui had not yet regained his footing, and suddenly felt that his feet were crawling with some foreign objects, cold and soft, and the speed was extremely fast, and he soon reached his chest and abdomen!
What the hell is this?
Then there was a miserable white light, and Qinggui looked at it, only to see that these foreign objects were actually extremely common vines!
This kind of vine is very common in the forests of Malan Mountain, they are extremely vigorous, and if they fall into the soil, it will not be long before they will grow into a large clump, and they will begin to spread like cobwebs around the forest unscrupulously, and of course, those towering trees are their preferred entanglement.
Suddenly entangled Qinggui's body, it was the most powerful kind of vine, called "barbed vine", as the name suggests, this vine is covered with barbed spikes, stained with human body, extremely difficult to remove, very troublesome, it is not good to make it bloody and not all can be removed.
How did this barbed vine end up here? Is this still Room Forty-Two?
Qinggui was so sad that he was about to faint.
Because, at such a moment of distraction, he had been completely wrapped by dense barbed vines, fortunately, these vines seemed to be quite spiritual, but the limbs and body under his neck were wrapped like a rice dumpling, and did not wrap around his head.
Therefore, Qinggui can still see things and speak.
But what can he say now, in horror?
The despicable and shameless tiger cub, knowing that he couldn't do Lao Tzu with a gun, deliberately came to provoke Lao Tzu and led Lao Tzu to automatically run into his trap.
Everyone's room has its own space, and if it is forbidden to open it, even the head of the white crane will not be able to peek into the house.
Could it be that Lao Tzu died in the hands of this guy like this without knowing it today, Lao Tzu is not convinced!
Qinggui felt a little sour at the tip of his nose, and under his chin, the inch-long barbs of the vines were extremely dazzling, and he didn't dare to move his neck, for fear that these barbed thorns would go crazy and stab into his neck and flesh!
What's more, at this moment, he still has to gather strength to fight the heavy attraction under him, if he is slightly exhausted, he will fall to the ground heavily, and at that time, the barbs of the vines all over his body will ·······
Qinggui couldn't let herself continue to think about it, thinking too much was tears!
The chaos in the room suddenly disappeared, and a face that was extremely unbeaten suddenly came to Qinggui, who was not Xihu's despicable and shameless little tiger cub?
Qinggui grinned, but he couldn't make a sound, because he found that even if he said a word softly, those sharp spikes would pierce his throat and blood vessels!
"Little turtle turtle, fight with the uncle, hahaha, you are still a little tender, now you know how powerful Lao Tzu is, right?" Hill laughed proudly, and the huge spit stars splashed on Qinggui's face, and Qinggui was so disgusted that he even had the heart to die.
Why don't you die, don't die, you slut, slut, the most despicable and shameless tiger slut in the world!
Qinggui could only curse this shameless villain fiercely in his heart, his eyes were bigger than a cow's eyes, and the fire that erupted did not hurt Hill's super thick skin at all.
"You must be very unconvinced, don't be excited, we have time to grind, uncle is not in a hurry. Let's have a good cheer or something, to be honest, you kid is really good! It's rare for me to meet such an interesting guy as you, I won't kill you so quickly!"
Hill smiled sinisterly, jumped straight to the square table and sat down, one leg crossed on the table, with a commanding and arrogant appearance, so hated that Qinggui felt that a few of his teeth seemed to be broken.
Hill turned a blind eye to Qinggui's angry gaze, and said proudly: "Think about it, Lao Tzu fought with you five times, and your kid didn't rely on your thick turtle shell, he was hammered flat by Lao Tzu a long time ago." Your strength is not as strong as Lao Tzu's, but this turtle shell Lao Tzu really can't do anything about him!"
Qinggui was so aggrieved that he wanted to die: "Nima, can you not mention any turtle shells, Lao Tzu has also been transformed, Lao Tzu didn't say that you are wearing a tiger skin? Nima, the person who talks about this is really undisciplined, undisciplined! If Lao Tzu hadn't been deceived and lost Neidan back then, would Lao Tzu be such a wretched? You are a tiger cub, Lao Tzu can take you out of the three miles in one breath!"
Where did Hill know about Qinggui's secret contempt and ignorance, and continued to count Qinggui.
"You kid uses the turtle shell, you don't dare to fight with Lao Tzu, you only know what to do with the shrinking head, cough cough······ You kid don't dare to fight like a man, Lao Tzu has always wondered, is your kid a man?"
Hill's eyes glanced at Qinggui's impermeable body wrapped in vines, intentionally or unintentionally, Qinggui shuddered involuntarily, and his face immediately turned purple!
"Nima, you say that the rest is okay, but you dare to doubt whether your Qinggui uncle is a man, this is really too much! If Lao Tzu gets out of trouble today, he will definitely let you taste the unique taste of ice and fire, wow, I'm so angry with Lao Tzu······"
Qing Gui rolled his eyes angrily, he was also very surprised to follow Xia Hua for so long, Xia Hua is an out-and-out peerless beauty, but the strange thing is that he has never had half of Xia Hua's thoughts about men and women for so many years.
Sometimes, when he was panicked, he would make up a lie to deceive Xia Hua, and sneak to the nearest town to find a Qinglou girl who had five moon spirit stones once.
It turns out that every time those girls scream under him louder than killing pigs, every time he is very satisfied with his brave performance, he didn't expect to be questioned by this tiger cub today, this is simply a shame that Qinggui can't bear!
"Nima, do you want to take off your pants to compare the size or something, you shitty despicable tiger cub, you dare to say that your Qinggui uncle is not a man!"
Hill continued: "You kid every time you use your ghost to draw talismans, make Lao Tzu disgraced, hehe, Lao Tzu was frustrated five times in a row, and finally thought hard to come up with this trick! This trick is called neck and killing, don't you understand? As long as your neck sticks out of the turtle shell, you can only be slaughtered, hahaha! In addition, Lao Tzu's trick also has a very loud name, called ———— to treat others in the way of others, do you understand?"
Qinggui, who was originally on the verge of collapse, suddenly heard the sentence "Treat others the way they are" suddenly his eyes lit up, and his purple expression instantly turned into surprise, and he couldn't speak, so he had to smack his eyelids at Hill, looking very embarrassed.
Hill smiled: "Haha, what, don't you understand? Or do you want to know how Lao Tzu did it, it's very simple, as long as you promise to be Lao Tzu's follower, Lao Tzu will teach you!"
Qinggui's expression suddenly froze, "Nima, you tiger cub is actually whimsical, and you want to blackmail your uncle Qinggui to be your sidekick?
Qinggui actually wanted to pull the corners of his mouth and put on a disdainful and disdainful expression, but his face was very tight, and he couldn't succeed no matter how he tried.
Hill naturally understands that Qinggui belongs to the kind of guy who doesn't die without the heart of the galaxy, and he is more than ninety percent sure that he can make this guy itch and obediently make an oath to be his follower, and after accepting Qinggui, the first thing Hill has to do is to find an opportunity to kill that extremely annoying drug woman.
Every time he saw the Ice and Fire Lady flattering and flattering herself in front of the desert and making a ladylike appearance, Hill felt sick and wanted to vomit out all the Three Treasure Potions she had taken a month ago.
Snakes and scorpions hook up and commit adultery, and it's really a perfect match!
As long as the ice and fire are removed, if he and Qinggui cooperate tacitly, it may not be a big problem to deal with the poisonous scorpion desert that can only run wild.
At this time, Hill didn't know that these people on the list had the particularity and importance of Shenmao, and they didn't know that these people who had participated in the ultimate assessment all had a special mark on their bodies.
Any one of these people who suffered a major accident would be immediately known by the eldest sister.
Poor, Hill still thought stupidly, if by the time Meng Yang came to him, he had successfully completed the harmony and unity of the zoo, his words were the rules of the zoo, I wonder if Meng Yang would feel that he Hill still has some ability?
After all, he had the experience of being a king, and Ciel still had some nostalgia for the happy times of the Xuanbing Star, especially the days with Feng Rou.
Hey, Hill glanced at his left arm lightly, the Nine Quring seemed to have disappeared, and he couldn't sense it anymore, and the pattern of the little dragon didn't appear on the arm, since he entered the Immortal Demon Continent, he had completely lost his sense with the Nine Quhuan. This is what the Heaven and Earth Rules of the Immortal Demon Continent prohibit.
"To tell you the truth, these ghost talismans used by Lao Tzu, don't you feel fresh? These are just small means, Lao Tzu has more novelties and powerful things that you haven't seen, but this is Lao Tzu's biggest secret, not Lao Tzu's closest person, Lao Tzu will not tell him. In addition, you now know the secret of Lao Tzu, if you don't swear to be Lao Tzu's follower, can you keep the secret?"
Hill suddenly asked Qinggui in a threatening tone.
Qinggui was so excited that he blinked his eyes involuntarily!
Hill reluctantly used the divine sense condensed by absorbing the bloody breath recently to stimulate a gravity talisman and a hook vine talisman, in fact, it was already very difficult to control it now, so he let go of the vines around Qinggui's neck, Qinggui let out a sigh of relief, and asked in a low voice, "Xihu, what do you want to say?"
Hill said contemptuously: "Hehe, generally speaking, only the dead can keep secrets, but what I want to do, I'm afraid you also want to do it, right? Let me ask you, do you want to learn more advanced runes, do you want to make runes that are ten times more powerful than those runes of yours, do you want to kill that pair of dog men and women, and change the rules of the zoo?"
Qinggui swallowed a mouthful of saliva with difficulty, "You······ Do you think you can do it? Do you know how powerful the dog man and woman are? Do you know how much the White Crane Boss values them?"
Hill waved his hand impatiently: "I'm in charge of the ball, what is the head of the white crane, are you willing to do it with Lao Tzu, right? If you are willing, Lao Tzu will swear to you to become a brother who lives and dies together, my runes and secrets will be known to you, if you don't want to, Lao Tzu has to kill you unknowingly today, you know too many secrets of mine!"
Hill said, a handful of exhaustive talismans popping up in his hand.
Suddenly, Qinggui's eyes straightened, as if he had even stopped breathing, and his eyes were even naked* and hot than a pervert seeing a peerless beauty without clothes!
If you don't take the bait, your Uncle Hill has lived for nothing for hundreds of thousands of years! Hill deliberately raised the talisman in his hand proudly.