Eighteen monsters in the land of southern Yunnan, eggs are bought on grass strings.

The baba cake is called a bait block. Three mosquitoes stir-fry.

The stone grows beyond the clouds. Take off the straw hat and use it as a lid.

Wear clothes in all seasons. There are many old ladies who are experts in farming.

Bamboo tubes can be used to make hookahs. Pocket ponies have the ability.

Grasshoppers can be used as an accompaniment to alcohol. Good melons and vegetables are produced in all seasons.

Good cigarettes are not sold. Thatch sells well at home and abroad.

Trains are not as fast as cars. Doll out man belt.

The cave can compete with Wonderland. Everyone loves rice noodles across the bridge.

Flowers bloom undefeated in all seasons.

Friends who have been to southern Yunnan will not be unfamiliar with this limerick poem "Eighteen Monsters", the special geographical location and the rich and colorful national culture have derived the colorful magical landscape of southern Yunnan. Among these strange phenomena, the most impressive is that "the train is not as fast as the car", some friends who travel to southern Yunnan describe the train and car there as "how can the Shu Road be difficult to have the Yunnan Road, the river is turbulent and the mountains are barbaric, the railway is long and the clouds are around, and the car winds along the mountain" Southern Yunnan is mountainous, the mountainous area accounts for more than 80 percent of the total area of the province, the average altitude is more than 2,000 meters, and there are countless mountains above 3,000 meters, the railway goes around in the mountains, naturally there is no car fast, especially with the improvement of the country's economic strength, the coverage area of high-grade highways in southern Yunnan is getting larger and larger, and "the train is not as fast as the car" has become an undoubted fact.

For some reason, our convoy did not choose to pass the faster highway, but went around the mountains and forests like a train, Chen Xiaolong and Xiaojie no longer had their initial passion, and it was obvious that this operation was just an ordinary field exercise. Normally, when the troops are carrying out their tasks, the first thing they emphasize is the word "fast"; "taking advantage of the enemy's unpreparedness and taking them by surprise"; fighter planes are fleeting, and emergency assembly is the normal state of the troops, and the ultimate goal is to be embodied in this word fast, but judging from the current situation, it is really difficult to have anything to do with the execution of urgent tasks.

"Damn, we were tricked, the platoon commander must have known that this was a training, but he pretended to be embarrassed, I saw him thoroughly, this liar, caused us to go to the mountains with him to blow the cold wind" Xiaojie said, wrapping the military coat on his body hard.

"Alas, the world is declining, people's hearts are not ancient, how can a platoon commander who seems to be a righteous person do something to deceive our feelings?" Chen Xiaolong couldn't help but sigh for a while.

"It's no wonder that others, it was you who hit the muzzle of the gun, with my understanding of the tower, he didn't do this, then there is only one explanation, he was also kept in the dark, I thought, if it is not an ordinary field training, it must be a particularly huge task, requiring a very high level of secrecy, it should be a higher "top secret" than "secret" and "secret", an officer of such a level as the tower, I am afraid it is difficult to reach" I said what I thought in my heart, Chen Xiaolong and Xiaojie couldn't help but look at each other, they had a hard time believing that there could be a large-scale battle in peacetime, in fact, I wasn't sure, but this was just an intuition, or trust in the tower, I didn't believe that he would do such a boring thing.

There is only the sound of the wind in the silent mountains and forests, the winding convoy is like a silent ghost, the double flashing signs of the mission convoy have all been turned off at some point, some veterans with a strong sense of combat have been ready to fight, and the tranquility of this moment is the precursor to the coming of the rainstorm, however, even such a covert military operation has not been able to evade the monitoring of military satellites in outer space, and a military satellite lurking at an altitude of 30,000 miles has sensitively captured the movements of ground troops and transmitted them to a certain control center in the southern Indian Ocean at the fastest speed。

There is a small V-shaped island in the southern Indian Ocean, just in the center of the Indian Ocean, with a land area of about 27.2 square kilometers, and there is a lagoon 24 kilometers long and 6.4 kilometers wide that can be used as a deep dock, and the outside world calls it an unsinkable aircraft carrier in the Indian Ocean. It has very important strategic value, it guards the Indian Ocean sea and air points, is Asia, Europe, Africa and Oceania between many international routes must pass through, north to Pakistan, Iran and the Persian Gulf, south to Australia, east to Southeast Asia, west to the African continent, 4600 kilometers to the north is the "throat of the Gulf" Strait of Hormuz, 2000 kilometers to the east is the "sea crossroads" Strait of Malacca. Long-range bombers can fly to the Persian Gulf region within six hours without refueling. The existence of this military base not only lights up the eyes of the United States in the southern hemisphere, but also firmly grasps the military movements of China, the number one imaginary enemy, such as this mysterious army that is rapidly assembling towards the border area.

"General, there are new changes on the Chinese border, according to the latest data from the Kitty Hawk satellite, there are four of them, oh no, five armies are gathering in the border area," a female lieutenant with a demonic figure reported the materials in her hand with a smile on her face.

"Linna, you little goblin, how many troops are there?" The red-faced general took the female lieutenant's small hand, and the large hairy hand swam up the lieutenant's seductive white arm, and pressed it on the lieutenant's plump chest, and the latter let out a coquettish moan that resembled a baby's cry.

"General, the liaison department is still waiting for your instructions" The female lieutenant gently pushed the general in the chest and slipped out of his arms.

"Oh damn it, I almost forgot something important, Linna, tell our old friend, their neighbor can't sit still, that hungry wolf, finally showing his ferocious fangs, by the way, must let him say thank you, only we, sincere and selfless friends, will always help them in obscurity, long live peace, long live the rice country" The general's face was full of pride, as if a great feat had been accomplished.

The female lieutenant "obeyed" threw a wink at the general, twisted the coquettish little waist, and disappeared at the door of the office in a graceful manner, the general swallowed a mouthful of saliva with difficulty, and cursed "FUCK" in his mouth.

"Look, look, there's a convoy coming along" Xiaojie shook my shoulder vigorously, he has been sleeping very lightly, although he has made great changes in all aspects, but he still retains some "girl" traits in his bones, in my opinion, these traits are not bad, at least not like Chen Xiaolong, even if someone cuts his throat, he will not notice.

"Where, where" Chen Xiaolong shouted in a daze, it took a lot of effort to finally open his sleepy eyes, the low beam and high beam of the head of the vehicle changed several times in a row, so that we all squinted our eyes, a few seconds later, the head car was replaced by low beam, smoothly connected to the back of our convoy, the license plate was sprayed with bright red "WJ-" logo, and the co-pilot sat an officer wearing a camouflage combat uniform.

"Joint operation", the three of us shouted this word in their mouths at the same time, it must be a big deal, I couldn't help but look at a few plastic guns placed in the carriage, and suddenly felt a tingling of the scalp, Chen Xiaolong and Xiaojie's eyes were also full of unprecedented solemnity, as if there was no end to the dark abyss on the side of the mountain.