"Slut!" Ye Wuxin rushed over like a hungry dog that had been robbed of the meat and bones in his mouth, and scuffled with Shi Jinghuang. Although Shi Jinghuang had an advantage in the block, Ye Wuxin activated the crazy mode, using his hands, feet and mouth at the same time, grabbing and biting, forcing Shi Jinghuang to be like a black bear that had stabbed a hornet's nest, holding his head and staggering, and retreating again and again. Ye Wuxin took advantage of the situation to pursue, and slammed his head into Shi Jinghuang's chest, and with a scream, Shi Jinghuang stumbled a few times, stepped into the air, and disappeared at the end of the river in an instant. There, is the abyss.

The bloody mouth of the cliff instantly swallowed Shi Jinghuang's scream, I couldn't believe my eyes, my favorite girl killed the girl who liked me the most like this in such a sudden and cruel way. In the past, I had only heard about the killing between humans in rumors and stories, but now that I had witnessed the power of evil with my own eyes for the first time, the feeling in my heart was indescribable, and I had no chance to speak, because Ye Wuxin immediately turned around and pointed at me, and ordered the senior brother: "Kill him quickly!"

The senior brother was unequivocal, and raised the "Renzhi Sword" high, and the frost blade was snowy, and the cold light was shining. However, the four words that came out of Ye Wuxin's sexy little mouth were colder and more deadly than this sword light, making me feel like falling into an ice cellar, and all my thoughts were lost, and I couldn't help but close my eyes and neck, just hoping for a quick death.

A strange light flashed outside my eyelids, accompanied by a sharp thunderclap and the crackling of wood, and I felt the hair around my body shake with it, and the smell of roasted sparrows suddenly filled the air.

When I opened my eyes, the senior brother fell straight to the ground, smoking incessantly, and his facial features were sticky, like a fried poached egg. The old trunk next to it burst into several deep cracks that spewed flames, as if it had just been torn apart by the claws of an angry dragon. The "Renzhi Sword" fell to the ground, and its whole body was red, as if it had just been taken out of the sword refining furnace.

Ye Wuxin froze in place, his handsome face was extremely distorted, and his eyes were wide, like a ghost. Suddenly, she screamed madly, and her cloaked hair danced to the depths of the mountains, and she didn't bother to bring her beautiful embroidered shoes.

I looked up at the sky blankly, the moon was like a mirror, and the stars were like a waterfall.

The next day, Master personally inspected the site and asked me a few questions.

"What was he doing?"

"Kill me. ”

"So what are you doing?"

"Wait for death. ”

"And then?"

"He's roasted. ”

"The dirt is a little wet, was it raining at the time?"

"No, I'm scared. ”

The master groaned slightly, turned around and announced to everyone: "Cough, Duan Weiye has no intention of doing anything unintentionally, and in order to cover up his ugliness, he also kills people and kills his mouth, but as a result, one of them is a thunderbolt in his body, and the other is crazy. With that, he threw his gaze over the heads of everyone, cast it among the misty and unfathomable mountains, and said solemnly: "Everything in the Jiuqu Mountain Range has a spirit, you must take it as a warning." ”

We searched under the waterfall for several days, but did not find Shi Jinghuang's body, which gave me infinite hope, maybe she was so good at swimming downstream, or she climbed down the cliff and hid somewhere after being hooked by a tree branch, or maybe she fell on the back of a big bird that flew by and flew away together, in short, I don't want to believe that she died like this. The second senior brother proposed to repair a mound for her, but the master looked at me and waved his hand to veto: "If you have your heart, you are not dead." ”

I was very sad for a long time after that, it was the first time in my life that I felt sad, this is different from the feeling I felt when I was rejected by Ye Wuxin, that should be called loss. Loss doesn't feel so sad.

The woman I had lost went mad and disappeared, and I buried her embroidered shoes under the charred tree along with the paper butterflies, smoothing out the dirt and sprinkling the fallen leaves as if no one had ever been here.

Also missing is Han Gonggong, as the guardian of the beauty group, the loss of two big living people is a major liability accident. Although the lower half of his body was crippled, his head was not crippled, and he didn't want his neck to suffer the same fate, so he decisively left the girls behind and slipped away—this unreliable dead shemale caused us to have to go for a lot more rations.

In fact, he didn't have to run away in such a hurry, because a few days later, the emperor died. It happened that because the young emperor was born frail and sickly, and he devoted all his energy to wine, his body and mind deteriorated, so that his qi was stagnant and constipated. Hu Yihua, the admiral and eunuch of the imperial pharmacy who has been studying alchemy for more than ten years, will certainly not miss this excellent opportunity to perform, and has dedicated a "laxative elixir" carefully crafted with two million taels of scientific research funds. The emperor used it, poured thousands of miles, and died with a whimper.

God is jealous of talents, such a good emperor who cares about women has been on the throne for less than a month, and the only legacy left to future generations is the beauty pinyin classification system that is called "the most humane great invention in the history of human evolution". It doesn't matter if he goes, the beauties are gone, and the new emperor who succeeds him has a unique personality and is only born with a soft spot for carpentry. The emperor neither loves beauties, nor does he love the country, he only loves Luban, the dormitory is full of large and small wood, as well as axes, saws, knives, chisels and other tools, and the tables, chairs, beds and cabinets he uses are all made by himself, and every year he also allocates huge funds to the "Kyushu barrel industry" to engage in carpentry research, and even the three palaces and six courtyards are basically the daughters of carpenters. In order to learn skills, the emperor was tired of being with the world's first-class carpenters all day long, forgetting to sleep and eating, and didn't care about anything else, so we saved money to raise these embroidered pillows for more than a month, and we didn't see the court send anyone else to receive them. Master began to think about sending them to a nearby nunnery and asked about self-cultivation - after all, this was the slogan they shouted when they first went up the mountain.

When the girls heard the news, they immediately dispersed, some of them went to the hot spring villa to make meritorious contributions, and the other part married into the husbands and children of official and merchant families, all of whom made due contributions to social stability.

The senior brother did not die, the master entrusted him to a friend, the master. Legend has it that this person has the art of resurrecting the dead, and he is also an immortal body, invincible to all poisons, and has lived for more than 30,000 years. But the rumors in the world may not be reliable, and the emperor, who claims to live for 10,000 years, just went to a drunken smoke shop or ate some elixir, but he also burped casually.

Actually, the master once was a sweeping monk in the "Guangguang Temple", one of the four famous temples in the world, and was unknown for many years, and one morning swept out an embroidered shoe from under the abbot's bed, and was promoted to the first monk. Later, the abbot was killed by the other party's chest filling during a contest with the head of Emei, and he took over the temple.

"Guangguang Temple" has always been known for opening the light and the miracle, pilgrims are endless, there are fortune tellers who want to open the light to the mouth, there are Keju stars who want to open the light to the feet, and there are little white faces who want to open the light to the root of life, even the official who did not believe in Buddhism He Weigui also came to admire, on the morning of the first day of the new year, a stick of incense, the official saying is to pray for the common people in the world, in fact, he wants to open the light for his official luck.

Speaking of official luck, this Lord Shangshu is really like a god, not to mention that he only took five years to go from Yicheng to Shangshu, just those thrilling experiences are enough to make people look sideways: mediocrity and nothing can be done but the performance is excellent year after year, the natural disaster ** is not handled effectively but has never been held accountable, the witnesses who reported him for corruption have all disappeared mysteriously, and even the subordinates who found out that his wife had committed adultery with him were tolerant of him, and the three of them lived happily together.

After the incense and worship the Buddha, He Shangshu said that he would take an inscription for the "Guangguang Temple" under the praise of the officials.

The master asked, "What do you want to write?"

He Shangshu pretended to be polite and said: "The guest is as good as the host, I will write whatever you ask me to write." ”

The magistrate who was accompanying him hurriedly grabbed the master's sleeve and reminded: "You can't ruin the image of Lord Shangshu, you must write solemn, noble and connotative words that guide people to goodness and can be passed on to eternity." ”

The master nodded in understanding, turned around and took out a thick stack of "The Great Buddha Ding Rulai Miyin Cultivated the Righteous Bodhisattvas Ten Thousand Lines Shoulengyan Sutra" from the house, and presented it to He Shangshu with a smile. He Shangshu is a person who believes in his words and has a good face, but he writes hard until he vomits.

Soon after, He Shangshu was sentenced to the three clans for selling official positions and forming a party for personal gain, and his official fortunes and fate came to an end, not only involving a large number of people who bought officials from him, but also involving several Shu Jishi who had nothing to do with the case -- these people formed a research group, and for many years immersed themselves in studying He Shangshu's success story, and wrote a huge work "He Shangshu's Way of Governing the World". However, those who can be Shu Jishi are not idle people, they have an idea, a stroke of the pen, and change the title to "He Shangshu's Road to Destruction", which opened the eyes of the emperor and the judges to applaud, so they all stayed in the museum to become an official Hanlin. >