Chapter 13: A Knife in the Door

"It's easy!"

After listening to Xiao Henan's question, Chu Tianji said, "The two characters Hao Miao are both water attributes, especially the Miao character, one word and three waters! If it is not a coincidence, the person who named you has seen your birth date! Calculate that you are short of water!"

Xiaohe said, "Yes, my father found an old gentleman to get me a name at that time, but what does the lack of water have to do with my surname Lin?"

Chu Tianji smiled faintly, "That's because I simply look at your face, you are not only short of water but also lack of wood! Water is born of water and wood, water without wood will become an ocean, and wood without water will become dead wood! And if the water is flooded, the wood will drown if it is insufficient, so I calculated, your surname is at least two wood, and two trees are a forest! So I call you Boss Lin!"

When he said this, the store suddenly fell silent, and even the men and women who were eating barbecue all turned their heads to look at this person, with surprise in their eyes.

Wu Yang hurriedly asked, "Xiao Henan, is your name Lin Haomiao?"

Xiao Henan put down the stainless steel plate and threw his ID card directly to Wu Yang, "Look at it yourself." ”

Seeing this scene, everyone had a feeling of shock, and Chu scum enjoyed this gaze very much.

In the distance in front of Chu Tianji, there was a table of men and women, the man was a little white face, and the woman was wearing a black short-sleeved gauze skirt with her back to Chu Tianji.

This woman wears a ponytail and feels very youthful. The ponytail is tied high, revealing the snow-white and good-looking back of the neck. Chu Tianji still has a very good set of women, this kind of neck is slender and fresh, and it is very saying in feng shui.

But what was depressing was that all the men and women in the store looked back at Chu curiously, and the beauty never looked back.

Hmph, I don't believe you won't turn back!

At this time, Xiao Henan sat down opposite Chu Tianji and asked, "Brother Xiao Tian, since you are so godly, you can show me, why has the business of my small shop not been as good as around?"

If it were usual, Chu Tianji would definitely be a scum, and he would say, "Is the silver ready?"

But he had the intention to show it and attract the woman in the black dress to turn back.

"Your little shop...... Chu Tianji looked left and right, paused deliberately, attracting everyone's attention, and then said, "Your shop is not only not doing well, but also often causing trouble! Arguments and fights often happen......

Xiao Henan confirmed, "Whoever says no, I'm annoyed!"

Chu Tianji continued, "And the customers who come to the door, except for friends, are generally wild mandarin ducks!"

When he said this, the men and women at the tables in the store were all embarrassed, and they were obviously all wild mandarin ducks when he said it.

However, everyone listened to it with relish at the moment, but no one blamed Chu Tianji, but believed it even more.

Li Jianguo also felt interesting, and asked, "Then why do you tell me all this? Is it also about feng shui!"

Chu Tianji was guilty of scum again, sat down and picked up a skewer of meat, took a big bite and said with a smile, "The satellites are running all over the sky, the big Chinese people have landed on the moon, you can talk about the founding of the country." ”

Li Jianguo's face suddenly turned red, and he said, "How can I understand this, tell me quickly, what you say makes sense, of course I will believe it." ”

Wu Yang also said, "Dog, what kind of friend are you, and you are petty." ”

"Okay, then I'll help Boss Lin find a reason!" Chu Tianji finally decided not to sell Guanzi anymore, raised his hand and pointed to the direction of the door with the iron drill in his hand, and said angrily, "The reason why you make others dare not enter this store is here!"

At this moment, everyone in the store turned their heads in unison and looked at the past, even the black-clothed beauty with her back to Chu Tianji was no exception.

I saw that there was a protruding incense stand on the wall on the right side of the gate, and there was a half-sized Guan Gong on the incense table. Guan Gong is holding the Qinglong Yanyue Knife in his hand, looking majestic! Behind it is the couplet of "Attracting Wealth and Treasure, Wealth and Prosperity".

Xiao Henan Qi said, "What's wrong with this? Guan Gong is the god of wealth, and many families worship it." ”

"The position you have placed is a big mistake!" Chu Tianji said, "Of course, the first place to worship the ancestral gods is in the main hall, with your back to Xuanwu and facing the Vermilion Bird!

Speaking of this, Chu Tianji pointed again and said, "But you put this thing next to the gate, hanging high in the air, and everyone who comes in will have to walk under the knife." Doesn't it mean that whoever comes in will be stabbed by you?"

Told by this, everyone present nodded secretly. Wu Yang even high-fived and said, "! It's not, it's a knife when you come in, and it's a knife when you go out!"

Li Jianguo nodded, "Xiao Henan, this Guan Er Ye is really not a place, not to say that feng shui is unlucky, just say that it is subconscious, who wants to go in and out and pass under the knife?"

"Reasonable! That's reasonable! It was an incense stand left over from the previous store, and I didn't think much about it and bought a Guan Gong, but I didn't expect it to become a scourge, so I moved down. Xiao Henan hurriedly brought a bench, and Li Jianguo also went up to help and moved Guan Gongxiang down.

However, when the statue of Guan Gong was moved down, Xiao Henan made a mistake again, and said, "Facing the door is the kitchen, this thing is not easy to put it, Brother Xiaotian, where do you say it is good?"

Chu Tianji said, "Let's put the God of Wealth position." ”

Xiao Henan asked again, "Where is the God of Wealth?"

"Are you ready for the money?"

Chu Tianji is not a good person who helps others, and after saying so much, he didn't want to attract the black gauze beauty to look back. But it seems that the beauty's attention is not here, and she never looks back.

This guy just gave up, just make some gains.

As soon as he said this, the people in the store snorted secretly, despising in their hearts. At the same time, the black gauze beauty finally turned her head and glanced back at someone Chu, not because she was curious about someone's ability, but because she despised her, why was this person like this?

"Alas, it is better to do ten good things than to do one bad thing. Chu Tianji sighed.

When the woman turned around, she was really a beautiful woman, with a small face, melon seed face, moth eyebrows, straight eyebrows, and big eyes, but there was not much expression on her face, and it was very serious.

This woman rejects the feeling of being thousands of miles away, and there are men around her, and Chu scum has no chance to hook up.

"In terms of appearance, there is a fight with today's reporter Chen. Unconsciously, someone remembered the moving scenery inside Chen Xiaoxiao's loose T-shirt.

At this time, Li Jianguo and Xiao Henan walked over in embarrassment, Xiao Henan rubbed his hands and smiled, "Brother Xiaotian, I know that the master will give a red envelope, but I haven't gotten it, hehe, you open your mouth and say it directly." ”

Chu Tianji pinched the wine glass and said, "If I want to speak, there is no room for counteroffer." ”

"This ......" Xiao Henan's business has not been good recently, and his money is very tight, so he has to go to see Li Jianguo.

Li Jianguo didn't want to say it in public, so he pulled Chu Tianji and said, "Let's go, Xiaotian, I drank too much today, let's go pee." ”