Chapter 11: Oriji Hot Spring Villa

When Master said this, the depressed sky was raining cheerfully, the cold mountain wind was swimming in the mysterious forest, the raindrops kissed the water, and the fish rose and fell, drawing beautiful arcs in the air. The two of us stood by the pond without umbrellas.

Master looked at the puddle at his feet, as if to say to himself, "Every drop of raindrop, every splash of water, and every arc in this heaven and earth is originally unique. Unfortunately, when they go with the flow, ants swarm and huddle together, and they become a puddle of muddy water beyond recognition. ”

I didn't quite understand the meaning of the second half of the sentence, but since then I have been full of confidence in life, much more relaxed, and more open-minded, because I know that I am unique and I will become a legend like my father.

As always, the elder brother beat me six times a day, and by the way, he learned two new sets of boxing techniques and a set of calisthenics. And I was more calm with his fists and kicks under the protection of the body: he hit me in the right rib with a beautiful left hook, and I stretched out; he slashed at my lute bone with both palms, and I yawned with his strength; he shoved the bun into my mouth, and I tasted the meat filling by the way; he grabbed my neck and I took the opportunity to lick between my teeth; he poked my eyes with two fingers, and I just closed my eyes to recuperate; he kicked me in the navel with a volley, and I directly released a crisp and hearty fart; he used his nirvana in anger"Gong Lock Agarwood" pressed my whole body under me, and at the same time locked my limbs with a move "Palace Lock Liancheng", and then grabbed my chest with a move "Palace Lock Heart Jade", but I smiled and gently pulled out a hand to wipe the sweat beads from his forehead for him...... The audience was all impressed by my bearing and character, and the applause was thunderous.

It happened that the "Truth, Kindness and Beauty to Ten Thousand Families" activity jointly initiated by the Ministry of Rites and the Ministry of Household was vigorously carried out in various parts of the mountain, and my story was spread to ten, ten, and hundred, and soon spread to the Taiping Prefecture Mansion. The report praised the emperor's sage and the prosperity of the national fortune and the causal relationship between the two, thanked the various ministries of the imperial court and the higher yamen for their long-term care and guidance, emphasized the Taiping Prefecture's consistent attitude of attaching importance to education from top to bottom, reported in detail the achievements and experience of the educational work in Taiping Prefecture over the years, and summarized the "Nine Songs Education Law" containing 9981 mantras , catchy, published on the front page of the "Chaos Education Newspaper", attracted the attention of the high-level, the commendation of a cadre of officials, and the promotion of promotion.

Subsequently, all parts of Taiping Prefecture rushed to set off an upsurge to learn from me, and the officials felt that my deeds were full of educational significance, which could enable the people to face the bleak life, be optimistic about all kinds of encounters, complain less, and have more happiness. Sure enough, the child who was corporal punished by Mr. Private School, the girl who was rude, the yellow-faced woman who was betrayed by her husband, the long-term worker who was burned down by the landlord, the old man who was burned down by the bullies, and the concubine who was beaten into the cold palace by the emperor...... After listening to my story, my heart was baptized, my mind was purified, I learned to forgive and tolerate, I put aside resentment and dissatisfaction, and I rekindled my beautiful hopes.

Being a moral role model and a role model for learning from has strengthened my belief in Master's judgment of my future: I am unique, I am a master, and I will be a hero like my father. Although from the current point of view, my path to fame is completely different from my father's, it doesn't matter, there are more possibilities for fame, especially for Qingxuguan. You must know that the "hometown of celebrities" is a fragrant bait, how many cities are fighting for this, throwing money and throwing money, fighting and fighting, making it all over the "former residence of Dayu", "Chang'e's mother's house", "Pangu opening the sky", "Daji foot bath", "Cowherd and Weaver Girl's first kiss", ...... Even the large and small temples and Taoist temples in Jiuqu Mountain also came to join in the fun, and launched the "stubborn stone nodding platform", "ceiling falling altar", "Zhuangsheng dream butterfly couch" and other scenic spots, which made a lot of profits.

Now that Qingxuguan has a celebrity like me, I am still worried about not being able to get rich? My second senior brother and the third senior brother and I spent several days studying the hype plan, but in the end it came to naught, because we found that the premise of hyping Qingxuguan into a "celebrity's hometown" is that the celebrity must first be "deceased," and the attractiveness of the surviving celebrity will be greatly reduced. What's more, my fame was not very good, and the common people didn't buy it at all, and no one was willing to pay money to see me, but officials from all over the country were enthusiastic about learning, and frequently organized groups to go up the mountain to study and investigate. The strange thing is that they didn't look at me when they arrived at the mountain, but ran directly to Lingyun Peak, which was farther and higher. It is located at the junction of the northern line of the Jiuqu Mountains and the Netherworld Sea, and a splendid hot spring villa has just been built, facing the sea, with spring flowers blooming, and the per capita consumption of 1,000 taels of silver starts.

"All the girls in there are like fairy daughters in the painting. The fifth senior brother couldn't help but swallow his saliva as soon as he mentioned it.

The second senior brother said, "It is said that going to that place is easy to vent one's true anger, and it will do no good to the cultivators. ”

The fourth senior brother disagreed: "That senior brother is still old." ”

I said, "Senior Brother said that he was going to transmit the Pure Qi to the girls and promote the Dao. ”

The third senior brother knocked on the door of my head: "Then why don't you go to Hongyi?

"We can't afford to go, but," the fourth senior brother put his arm around my shoulders and smiled meaningfully, "if you take us there, the treatment will be different." ”

There is a bronze statue of me at the entrance of the hot spring villa, and there is a plaque written by Master Ji of Taiping Prefecture - "Shabuqi Moral Model Education Base". Everyone said that the name Sha Buqi had no momentum, because my father's surname was Sha and my mother's surname was Bu, and the two gave birth to me because of a strange fate, so they gave me such a name. I really don't like this name, but there are a lot of procedures to change the name, and it involves dozens of institutions in the yamen, large and small, and I really can't bear to let so many parents and officials bother me with this trivial matter. What's more, by the time all these formalities are completed, my great-grandchildren will probably have already fallen to the ground, and life is short, and I should spend my time on things that I hope to see the results in my lifetime.

My brothers and I turned out our handsome clothes at the bottom of the box, took care of our most satisfactory shape, and went over the mountains and mountains to the hot spring villa. As soon as he arrived at the door, he was stopped by two strong men in the nursing home: "What are you doing!"

Second Senior Brother: Learning and Communication.

Third Senior Brother: Passing by to buy groceries.

Fourth Senior Brother: Business Investigation.

Fifth Senior Brother: Pick up the girl.

Me: Promote the Tao.

Two strong men: Get out.

"I'm Shabuqi, that's me," I proudly pointed to the bronze statue in the courtyard and introduced myself, but I noticed something unusual, "Hey, who is that?"

Zhuang Hanjia: Nonsense, of course it's Sha Buqi.

Me: It's not like me at all.

Strong Man B: Nonsense, so you're not Sha Buqi.

Second Senior Brother: That seems to be Senior Brother.

Me: yes, that's not me, you're carving the wrong person.

Zhuang Hanjia: Nonsense, if you can sponsor a million taels of silver, you can also be Sha Buqi.

Me: But I'm Sha Buqi.

Strong Man Jia: Sha, you big-headed ghost! This is a symbol, whoever has money deserves it. Besides, is your image as handsome? Putting it there not only pollutes the environment, but also disrupts our business.

Fifth Senior Brother: Okay, then let's go in and have fun, okay?

Strong Man B: Play for money!

Zhuang Hanjia: Hmph, I don't think it's enough to sell all of you hairy boys for a hundred taels of tickets.

Fourth Senior Brother: What? Tickets still cost 100?

Third Senior Brother: He is really the original Sha Buqi, so let's give him some discounts.

Strong Man A: Okay, I'll give you a discount, ninety-seven.

Me: I'm worth three taels of a big live talent?

Strong Man B: No, you're worthless, just your name is worth three taels.

Senior Brothers: ......

"Okay, what you said, then this name is now used by you," I spread my palm, "three taels, give me the money and I'll leave." ”

Then out of nowhere, a dozen howling mad dogs popped up and drove us all over the mountain. This incident left me with an indelible psychological shadow, which made me lose my good opinion of all business practices and canines, and you know, if it were not for the dishonesty of those two nurses, I would have planned to sell my legal name to them at a preferential price of three taels of silver, what a happy ending it would have been. I have a stunt, excellent chess skills, and now I am a well-known moral model, if I have these six taels of money, I can buy a more decent outfit, and when I am pulled out to give lectures, I can also be well-dressed on the stage, not only to achieve a better propaganda and education effect, but also to charm many naΓ―ve girls to solve personal problems by the way. >