Take a piece of tofu and hit it to death

Li Jianshan and Murong Jie walked in the depths of the Demon Forest Mountain Range, "In the end, the dragon beard grass will be there", Murong Jie said to himself, but Li Jianshan smiled, and then said: "What is yours is yours, what is not yours is not yours, look for it slowly."

"Stinky humans, you came here to find death," said a monster shaped like a lizard.

"Big brother: what should I do", and, the leading big brother said: "Since this demon beast is looking for death by itself, then we will fulfill it, kill it for me, and take out its demon pill", the two brothers said in unison: "Yes, big brother", "Zhang Jian, you go to the back to attack, I will attack in front", Zhang Liang said, "Yes, second brother", Zhang Jian replied, "You demon beast, prepare, accept my crazy attack".

There was a thud, and the monster fell heavily to the ground.

"Poof, hum, I thought you were so strong?" Zhang Jian said with a mouthful of phlegm, then he took out a sword from the storage bag on his body, inserted it into the chest of the demon beast, took out the demon pill, walked in front of the leading brother and said:

"Big brother, give"

The leading brother didn't look at it and said, "Take it."

"Yes, big brother," Zhang Jian said.

"Brother Li, only after that, here, 100 meters ahead, you will arrive at the residence of the real dragon", Murong Jie, pointing to the front and said, Li Jianshan nodded, and then followed behind Murong Jie.

Li Jianshan and Murong Jie stood at the entrance of the real dragon's cave, listening to the snoring sound coming from inside the cave.

"Purr, purr, purr"

Li Jianshan said to Murong Jie: "I didn't expect that dragons, sleeping and snoring, would be similar to humans!"

Murong Jie nodded, and then said to Li Jianshan: "Brother Li, when you go in, don't wake up the real dragon, otherwise, we will all die", Murong Jie said sternly to Li Jianshan.

Li Jianshan nodded heavily.

"Let's go, remember what I just said", Murong Jie said to Li Jianshan's command, "Hmm", Li Jianshan snorted.

Li Jianshan quietly walked in front of the real dragon, gently pulled out the dragon beard grass, and then made a victory gesture to Murong Jie, and the two quietly walked to the entrance of the cave.

"Here, take it home and treat your father's wounds"

Li Jianshan said to Murong Jie, and Murong Jie stayed in place.

"What's wrong," Li Jianshan asked Murong Jie.

"No, it's nothing, Brother Li, why would you give me this dragon beard grass?", Murong Jie asked Li Jianshan, and Li Jianshan smiled.

At this moment, a voice came and said, "Damn humans, you will come and steal my things while I am sleeping, you are looking for death."

It turned out that the real dragon woke up and found that his things were missing, so he began to look for his own things, and just when the real dragon was about to be disappointed, he heard someone talking outside, and when he heard it, it was a human, so he quickly walked out of the cave.

"Oh no, this guy is awake, run away".

Li Jianshan said to Murong Jie, and then the two of them

Run away.

"You can't escape, damn humans, just take it," the dragon said.

"Hmph, tell us to be arrested, don't dream of the blue sky", Li Jianshan said to Zhenlong.

"You, boy, you're looking for death."

The real dragon said angrily, and just as he was running away, Li Jianshan suddenly thought of a good idea and said to the real dragon: "I said you, why is the big man chasing us, don't you think it's a shame for your true dragon clan?"

Zhenlong thought about it too, so he asked, "What do you want?"

As soon as Li Jianshan heard that there was a play, he immediately said to Zhenlong: "I have a good idea, and this idea is good for both of us, how?"

"Oh, what a good idea, let's hear it", Zhenlong said to Li Jianshan.

And Li Jianshan stopped and said to Zhenlong: "Hehe, there's nothing, it's just to play a game, what, and the rules of the game are, if you win, I will be your subordinate, if I win, you will be my subordinate, so it will be fair to all of us, and besides, the dragon beard grass will be returned to you, how", Li Jianshan said to Zhenlong.

"What, you want me to be your subordinate, do you want to die?", Zhenlong said angrily.

And he shook his head and explained to the real dragon and said: "That's if you lose, be my subordinate, if you win, I'll be your subordinate, are you right?"

As soon as Zhenlong heard that it was true, he said impatiently to Li Jianshan: "Say, how to play."

"It's like this, what we play is

Resist each other, if, what are you?? , and I'm out of scissors, even if you win, let's change the way, you out?? Then if I make the cloth, even if I win, if you come out of the scissors, if I come out of the cloth, you still win, do you understand what I said", Li Jianshan explained to Zhenlong.

The real dragon nodded as if he didn't understand, and Li Jianshan knew that it didn't understand, so he said to it: "Don't you need me to say it again."

Zhenlong Ze interrupted him impatiently, and said to Li Jianshan: "Okay, let's start, you are still ready to be my subordinate, I haven't accepted humans as my subordinate, I can't wait, let's start."

Li Jianshan couldn't stand it happily and said secretly in his heart: "Look at you, what a big body size, it is a typical person with developed limbs and a simple mind, not a demon beast", but the mouth said: That's it, hey, I said, how big your body, and what a small body I am, you come down with a fist, don't smash me into meat stuffing, quickly turn me into the same appearance as me.

The real dragon sighed, and then turned into the same appearance as Li Jianshan.

"Rock-paper-scissors, rock-paper-scissors".

"What, it's the same," Zhenlong said in disbelief.

Li Jianshan didn't speak, and continued to come out

Fist.

"Stone ,,, cloth, what did you win", Zhenlong said in disbelief.

"Brother Zhenlong, nothing in the world is impossible", Li Jianshan said comfortingly to Zhenlong.

"Hmph, do you think I'm going to keep your promise", the real dragon said with a changed face.

"Oops, oops, there will be such a thing in the world, I didn't expect it, it turns out that dragons also have it, and when you don't abide by the agreement", Li Jianshan said sarcastically to Zhenlong.

The real dragon was angry, and said angrily: "Boy, I want to kill you."

Li Jianshan continued to say sarcastically: "I didn't expect that when you broke your promise, you really threw it in the face of your true dragon clan, hmph, if I were you, I would take out a piece of tofu and kill me, forget it, others in the province are here to mock themselves."

"You," the true dragon said speechlessly.

"What are you, am I wrong?" Li Jianshan immediately fought back.

"Me", "Okay, it's not, I want you to stay by my side for the rest of my life, I just want you to stay by my side for ten years, besides, the strong man of your dragon clan, which one of you dragon clan is not under the leadership of humans, break through the strong of Zhizun, okay, let me go, oh, by the way, what's your name?", Li Jianshan asked Zhenlong.

"My name is Long Twelve," Long Twelve said to Li Jianshan.

"Why, it's called Dragon Twelve," Li Jianshan asked with questions.

"Because, my Gui Geng is twelve, so it is called Dragon Twelve", Long Twelve said to Li Jianshan.

However, Li Jianshan was speechless in shock, paused for a while, and thought to himself, no wonder he was so easy to deceive, he was only twelve years old, and immediately adjusted his mentality and said to Long Twelve:

"Well, Dragon Twelve is not good, re-name you, um, well, just call, just call, Li Long, let's go", Li Jianshan said to Dragon Twelve.

"Why are you calling, Li Long?, what am I doing, listen to you", Long Twelve said to Li Jianshan.

"Because, I am your master, so you have to listen to me, by the way, and you will call me a young master in the future, do you hear" Li Jianshan said to Long Twelve.

Long Twelve nodded helplessly, while Li Jianshan said to Murong Jie: "Okay, the problem is solved, go back and treat your father's injuries."

"Well, Brother Li, goodbye," Murong Jie said reluctantly.

At this moment, one by one came out from a distance and said, "Brother Tai, not only can you sell the dragon beard grass in your hand to Zaixia."

Li Jianshan, Murong Jie and the others turned their heads and saw that three figures came from a distance and said.

And Murong Jie said: "I'm sorry, everyone, my dragon beard grass can't be sold to you."

However, the leading brother said unwillingly: "I am willing to pay 1,000 taels of gold to sell my brother's dragon beard grass."

At this time, Li Jianshan said to the leading brother: "Even if you give 10,000 taels of gold, we will not sell the dragon beard grass to you."

Zhang Jian was not happy when he heard this, and said to Li Jianshan: "Boy, what the are you, my eldest brother is talking, what the hell are you talking about, do you want to find death?"

"Why, you want to rob it," Li Jianshan said with a cold face.

"Yes, what can you do with me", Zhang Jian said shamelessly.

At this time, Zhang Liang said to Zhang Jian: "Second brother, what are you rubbing with him, just kill him."

As soon as Zhang Jian heard it, ah, when did I become so verbose.

At this time, Li Long was about to make a move, Li Jianshan said with his eyes, I can handle it myself, you don't have to make a move, and Li Long nodded.

[Wind Slash], Zhang Jian used his swordsmanship to attack Li Jianshan, but Li Jianshan easily avoided it, and said to Zhang Jian with contempt: "I said, you are so stupid, you can't even cut me as a fourth-grade martial artist, you might as well take out a piece of tofu and kill it."

Zhang Jian said angrily in an instant: "Ah, ah, I'm going to kill you", after finishing speaking, he continued to attack Li Jianshan with a sword level, [Ten Thousand Swords Fired Together], a sound sounded, and the sword in Zhang Jian's hand turned into ten thousand swords and rushed towards Li Jian.

At this moment, a voice appeared in Li Jianshan's mind and said to Li Jianshan: "Come in", and after finishing speaking, Li Jianshan disappeared.

On the other hand, Zhang Jian said proudly: "If you don't die, Lao Tzu will hit the wall."

And, this is not the case, a voice sounded in Zhang Jian's ears and said: "Hey, I don't know what to tell you, you still take out the tofu and kill it, the province is embarrassed here", Li Jianshan shook his head and continued to say sarcastically to Zhang Jian.

A "poof" sounded, and it turned out to be Zhang Jianqi's vomiting blood.

"Second brother, second brother", Zhang Liang shouted to Zhang Jian.

"Boy, I won't let you go", he flew out from a distance before he could finish speaking.

"Boy, you sneak attack me," Zhang Liang said angrily.

"Hey, I said, are you stupid, what a good opportunity for me to sneak attack, waiting for you to sneak attack me, your brain should not be kicked by the donkey, or when the door is closed, it is closed too fast, and your brain is clamped, why are you so stupid?", Li Jianshan continued to say sarcastically.

Zhang Liang, who was already angry, heard that his brain was kicked by a donkey, and thought about it repeatedly, and after a few minutes, he reacted, his face turned red with anger, and he asked Li Jianshan: "You, you scold me."

However, what Li Jianshan said made Zhang Liang almost die of anger.

"That's right, but unfortunately there's no reward, oh"

Your sister, if you don't bring such a mess, people are obviously scolding themselves, and they still think that they are scolding monsters.

"Ah, ah, I'm going to kill you", Zhang Liang

Said with a roar.

After finishing speaking, he attacked Li Jianshan, [Nanban Fist], [Broken God Palm],

There was a bang, and Li Jianshan flew out from where he was.

"Hehe, I thought that how strong you were, it turned out that you were just a little stronger in your mouth", Zhang Liang said to Li Jianshan in a waking up.

"Cut, I thought you were so strong, it turned out to be there,, cut", Li Jianshan said in a counterattack.

"Hmph, you have a sharp mouth, then I'll bleed you more," Zhang Liang said cruelly.

"My mother, always say that I am too bloody, and when I am fine, let me bleed, thank you, give me a bleed", Li Jianshan said back.

Your sister, what is this, this is an insult to myself, Zhang Liang is angry.

"You", Zhang Liang is about to vomit blood angrily.

[Nanban Fist], [Killing Fist], the two faced each other again, and Li Jianshan flew out from the same place again.

"Haha, haha", Zhang Liang laughed, but before Zhang Liang could laugh, he heard Li Jianshan say with contempt: "If I were you, I would just take out a piece of tofu and kill it, even a martial artist fourth-grade person can't be killed, and there is a face here to laugh, you hurry up and die, the province is embarrassed here."

"You, poof" sounded Zhang Liang spit a mouthful of blood on the ground, trembling with anger, and then passed out.

"Second brother, wake up", the leading eldest brother said to Zhang Liang, then turned his head to Li Jianshan and said, "Boy, I won't let you go."

[Killing Fist], [Nanban Fist], the sound of a bang shook Li Jianshan far away.

This guy's strength should be at the rank of a martial artist, Li Jianshan said to himself.

"Boy, yes, the strength is very strong, but the verbal kung fu is stronger, if you are willing to be my subordinate, I can consider cutting off your left hand, leaving your life behind, and being my subordinate, how." The leading brother said to Li Jianshan.

And Li Jianshan said to the leading brother: "If, what I say now is the same as what you just said."

"Boy, it's your own death," the leading brother said through gritted teeth.

"I said, who is it, can you stop talking, do you know, you are giving others a chance to sneak up on you, idiot", Li Jianshan said with disdain.

Li Jianshan also deliberately made him angry and made him attack himself frantically, only in this way could he break through.

"Stinky boy, if I don't kill you, I won't call Zhang Yu" ,,, "And said, I just don't have the ability to sneak attack you, that's it, otherwise I would have attacked a long time ago, and let you talk, idiot". Li Jianshan continued sarcastically.

Zhang Yu is about to go crazy, if he doesn't attack, I'm afraid that he will vomit blood in anger like his two younger brothers.

[Luo Cha Boxing], [Nanban Boxing],

With a bang, all the things around him flew up, Li Jianshan also took a few steps back, and said to Zhang Yu with disdain: "I said, that's it, just you", Li Jianshan flew out again without finishing speaking.

Zhang Yu's internal strength, all the rest was absorbed by Li Jianshan's body, and he was still trying his best to say in his heart: "It's still a little bit, it's still a little bit", if this is known, he will definitely say that he is a fool, because no one wants to die.

Li Jianshan climbed up with difficulty, Zhang Yu

But he said to Li Jianshan: "Actually, you can still stand up, isn't it?"

Li Jianshan continued to say sarcastically: "Idiot, I can stand up, that's because you didn't use all your strength, what a fucking waste, you can't even kill a fourth-grade martial artist, you are not a waste, what is it."

"You're fucking calling me a waste," Zhang Yu said angrily.

"Isn't it?, even a fourth-grade martial artist can't be killed, and there is a face here, why not, shame."

"Ah, ah, I'm going to kill you," Zhang Yu said with a roar.

"Hey, I said, are your family all stupid, why do you keep saying the same thing."

Zhang Yu, who was about to attack Li Jianshan, heard Li Jianshan's sarcasm, and spit out a mouthful of blood angrily, Li Jianshan saw it, and hurriedly said: "Oops, oops, do you all have vomiting blood in your family, why do you always vomit blood, my family has a home remedy for vomiting blood, why don't you get a cure, how."

"You, poof", Zhang Yu spat out a mouthful of blood again, vomiting all over the ground.

Li Jianshan said sarcastically to death: "Look at it, look at it, you vomit all over the ground, otherwise, I'll treat you with a home remedy."

As a result, the angry Zhang Yu's eyes widened, his legs were lined up, and he fainted.

"Brother Li, you are so talented, you can make them faint in anger, amazing", Murong Jie said adoringly.

"Are you praising me, or are you sarcastic about me?", Li Jianshan said to Murong Jie.

"Of course it's a compliment on you, how can it be sarcastic?", Murong Jie immediately explained.

Li Jianshan smiled helplessly, and then began to take away their storage bags, and said to Li Long: "Kill them all."

Li Long nodded, and then twisted their heads off Zhang Jian, Zhang Liang, and Zhang Yu one by one.

"Brother Murong, we are destined to meet again, goodbye," Li Jianshan said to Murong Jie.

"Well, by the way, give it, Brother Li", as he spoke, he took out a jade pendant from his body and gave it to Li Jianshan and said.

"At this time".

"Brother Li, if you want to see me again, take this jade pendant in the Murong family, no one will stop you", Murong Jie said to Li Jianshan.

Li Jianshan took the jade pendant and said, "Well, Brother Li knows, go back quickly, your father still needs dragon beard grass, go."

Li Jianshan bowed to Murong Jie.

"Goodbye, Brother Li", Murong Jie quickly kissed Li Jianshan's face, and then fled quickly.

Li Jianshan paused, and then said to Li Long: "Why did he kiss me."

Li Long shook his head knowingly, Li Jianshan smiled helplessly, and then said to Li Long: "Let's go, let's go somewhere else."

Li Long nodded and followed.