On Monday, ask for counting tickets~~

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"You guys, be careful, don't leave the camp until I return with Angel, and be careful if I can't use spells to support you, and be careful if you are defeated by the enemy," I said to Angel's weak, boneless little hand as I took Angel's weak, boneless hand and said to a few people sitting there not far away eating supper.

"Got it, Commander, do you need anyone to accompany you?"

"No need," I glanced at Angel, who was a little submissive, and couldn't help laughing a few times in my heart, "I'm enough for myself, let's go, Miss Angel." ”

"Oh"

"This is it," I said after a distance of about fifty or sixty meters from the camp, and stopped in front of a bush, "as I said, I can only turn my back to ensure your safety." ”

"Oh"

Angel walked behind me and slowly crouched down, and after a few moments, I heard the sound of the water running with a shh

"There's a little bit of embarrassment, that kind of voice"

"You can sing a song," I shrugged helplessly, masking the sound with your singing voice.

"If you sing, you won't be able to get out."

"So when it comes to escort tasks, I'm afraid of encountering such delicate people, except for white, there is no better Valiera than my family, and you can rub it round and pinch it flat," Okay, then I'll sing you a song, although it's a little ugly, but you can just make do with it. ”

"Oh"

However, after saying this sentence, I myself was also stunned, because I am not a too fashionable person, occasionally let me hum two sentences, but suddenly let me sing a song, I don't know what to sing, but I can't just wait, after all, Angel's pants have been taken off, in a hurry, I can only sing the song that melts into my bones, almost all Chinese will sing, the national anthem, but considering that the content of the lyrics is somewhat special, I still plan to sing in Chinese to be safer.

Rise up, you who do not want to be slaves!

Build our flesh and blood into our new Great Wall!

The Chinese nation has reached the most dangerous time!

Everyone was forced to let out a final roar.

Get up! Get up!

We are all of one,

Braving enemy fire, advance!

Braving enemy fire, advance!

Forward, forward, forward!

"Are these tears?" Under my unpleasant singing, I vaguely heard Angel's sound of excreting poop from her body, but at this moment my gentlemanly heart did not let me pay attention to this matter, because it was a bit embarrassing that I was actually sung and cried by my own singing, of course, it was not the lyrics themselves that inspired my patriotism, but this song once again reminded me of the earth, remembered my family, and after losing my mobile phone, I also lost the last bit of nostalgia for them

"Captain Android," said Angel, who was squatting there, "can you teach me to sing this song later?"

"Of course," I wiped my tears without a trace, "what, you're interested in this song?"

"Well, although the melody is not quite the same as what I am familiar with, and I don't understand what you are singing, I can feel the killing aura in my face, and the thing called hope hidden in it, I think that if I rearrange it, it will definitely become a song that will make people's blood boil, and I will sing it to the dark elves this time, and I think this song should be very suitable for their atmosphere. ”

"Sure enough, it's a great singer," I exclaimed, "and I can hear this from my incomplete voice, which is our family's anthem, and has inspired us from generation to generation." ”

"Growing up in the forest, I'm sensitive to all kinds of sounds, that Android leader. ”

"How?"

"I'm fine. ”

"Let's go, then. ”

"But I forgot to bring me because there's no water here, I can't clean it"

Speaking of pooping, I have to mention that this world is indeed still a little backward in the way of cleaning your buttocks, no matter how noble you are, after untying your hands, you can only clean it with water, so it can also be considered that one of the reasons why people in this world don't shake hands is that you don't know which hand she uses to touch her ass.

"This" I looked around, the water source was still some distance from here, for her safety, and for the safety of my team, I had no way to call someone over, for a long time, I couldn't help scratching my head, "Ms. Angel, if you don't mind, I can use my spell to help you clean up there." ”

"Spells?"

"Yes, I'm going to use a water polo technique on my telekinesis, like a hand, to clean it for you, and then you can see for yourself if it's clean and tell me. ”

"No, you won't see anything. ”

"Ha, don't worry," the mages don't have eyes in their minds, "it's like a hand at most, it has its own senses. ”

"Okay then. ”

Under the control of my telekinesis, among Andrew's five spells, the water balloon technique that does not require any casting materials was used, so a water balloon about the size of a baseball appeared in front of me, and through the control of telekinesis, it slowly floated to Angel's body, of course, it is difficult to clean up the dirt on the skin by simply wiping the water balloon, so when the water balloon touched her skin, I turned on the vibration mode a little.

"Ah~~" Angel said in a low voice, "Android Android Leader, this is a strange feeling and uncomfortable." ”

"Please bear with me," I was slightly stunned, and then almost laughed, because this posture is obviously the concussion stick plot in Japanese blockbusters, anyway, I have really unconsciously made the metamorphosis to the extreme, so extreme that I don't even know it, "The skin around there is a little sensitive, and it will feel a little uncomfortable when washing." ”

"I know, no, no, Captain Android, can you take it away first?"

"What's wrong?"

"I feel like I'm there again"

After a while, a strong smell wafted into my nose, for ordinary people, this smell is just a foul smell, but for a doctor, I can analyze from this smell, this light elf named Angel is in a sub-healthy state, in a sense, her detoxification system has been disordered due to long-term irregular life.

Wow, although I feel ashamed, Angel sighed, I haven't been so comfortable for a long time

That's because your body is already very unhealthy.|

"It's not healthy, but I think I'm pretty good at it. ”

"It's not this," I shook my head helplessly, I really didn't have anything to say to this simple light elf, "Let's not talk about it for now, you keep working hard, and when I go back, I'll discuss it with Ms. Andy." ”

"Oh, but can you help shake it up a little more? I feel like I can still get some out. ”

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"Long night travel, performance pressure, irregular work and rest, irregular diet," I said lightly to Andy in the carriage, "All in all, if this continues, even if Miss Angel is naturally beautiful, her image will be greatly reduced, if you still want Miss Angel to continue to be well-known, you have to consider her health." ”

"We can't do anything about this, I can only do my best," Andy pushed his glasses, "But I remember, it is written on your qualification certificate that you have unique medical skills, and even the eldest lady's internal injuries can be cured, without using the Holy Light, I wonder if you can kick Angel for treatment?"

"Treatment" I pondered for a moment and nodded, "I can treat it, but one time is definitely not enough, her illness is considered chronic, once a day until we reach Darnassus, and even after that, you will have to give Ms. Angel every day the medicine I prescribed for her to regulate the body, of course, the most important thing is to have a regular work and rest time, otherwise, taking medicine can only be relative to adjusting the body." ”

"That's no problem," Andy nodded, "Angel is the number one in our Chamber of Commerce, and I've been raising her as a daughter all these years, and I don't want her to have an accident, since there are already professional doctors who have given me advice, if I don't listen, it's just killing chickens and taking eggs, but can I take the liberty of asking, how do you treat her?"

Looking at Angel, who was sitting on the side and didn't dare to look up at me, I walked up to Andy and whispered in her ear, "Divided into two pieces, taking medicine and conditioning is one thing, but you have to wait until Darnassus to buy medicinal herbs, and the other is enema!"

"You're not kidding, are you!" Andy looked at me with a wary face, obviously, Angel didn't know anything, but Andy is not a foolish person, many things in this world are actually more perverted than on the earth, how can she not know that she has been traveling all year round?

Of course, I understood this, after all, this word alone is indeed a bit evil, so after a while, I said with a serious face, "I'm not kidding, if you want to listen, I can give you a credible explanation, if you refuse, it's okay, treating the employer is not included in the contract." ”

"That," Andy nodded hesitantly, perhaps out of trust in Stormwind, "You say. ”

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