Chapter 5: A Day for Gu Yue and Jinx
"Uncle, who are you?" asked Jinx with a stun gun against the back of Gu Yue's head.
"You're funny, Jinx, I've seen it all. I ......"
"Uncle, I'll ask you again, who are you?" said Jinx, moving her finger to the trigger so she could shoot at any moment.
"Well, I'm your sister's boyfriend. As soon as he finished speaking, Gu Yue suddenly braked, and Jin Ke, who was sitting in the back row, was unprepared and hit his head on the back of the seat. Gu Yue drove the car to the side of the road and stopped.
Gu Yue turned her head to Jinx, who was sitting on the seat and covering her nose, and said, "Put away the click, I have something to tell you." After seeing Jinx take back the stun gun back from the holster tied to his leg, and then sit down obediently, Gu Yue turned around and continued to drive.
"Your sister was killed more than ten hours ago, and he asked me to take care of you, this should be her suicide note, you can read it yourself. As he spoke, he took the crumpled letter from his pocket and tossed it to Jinx.
The letter probably said that Ada hid the spar in Jinx's body by magic, and in case something happened to her, she asked Guyue to take care of Jinx, and the spar would be handed over to Guyue to deal with.
After reading the letter, Jinx crumpled the letter into a ball and smashed it on Gu Yue's head, then shrank back to her seat, hugged her legs and began to cry. She was saddened to learn of her enchantment's death.
Ignoring Jinx in the back row, Furutsuki pulled his car to a stop in front of an English-style building, which was the headquarters of the Magicians Guild judging by the badge on it. Gu Yue got out of the car, walked to the trunk, got Edlera out, threw her at the door of the Magician Association, and drove away. His behavior of beating someone else's little pot friend, snatching a lollipop, and finally sending the little pot friend to his parents is too arrogant, but this is Gu Yue's style of acting.
Gu Yue still didn't care about the crying Jinx in the back row until he parked the car in front of a fast food restaurant. Gu Yue turned to Jin Ke in the back row and said, "Don't pretend, you're not the kind of person who will cry when you're sad, you don't have to pretend to be so normal in front of me." Let's go down and have something to eat. ”
"Che, as if he knew me well. Jinx listened to Gu Yue's words, immediately put away her sad expression just now, followed Gu Yue out of the car with an unhappy face, walked into the fast food restaurant, found a table and sat down.
"Did you bring any money? I just arrived in London this morning, and I haven't had time to exchange euros yet. Gu Yue, who was about to order food, seemed to think of something and asked back. In fact, he doesn't have a dime on him now, and the stolen from the uncle next door to him has already been spent at the airport.
Jinx took out her pink purse, opened it, poured out all the money inside, then closed the purse, put all the money in her pocket, handed the purse to Gu Yue and said, "I didn't bring any money today, if you don't believe it, you can see for yourself." ”。 Gu Yue ignored Jinx's cuteness, walked directly to Jinx, took out twenty euros from her pocket, and went to order. Jinx sat in her chair as if she had been wronged.
A few minutes later, Gu Yue returned to the table with a plate, and Gu Yue took out an ice cream from the plate and put it in front of Jinx. Jinx looked at the ice cream in front of him and then at Gu Yue's plate and said, "Uncle, can you finish five hamburgers?" ”
"Well, no problem, I haven't eaten in over two days. Gu Yue squeezed out this sentence from the mouth stuffed with hamburgers, I really don't know how he spoke with a mouth stuffed with hamburgers, and the words he said were round. Gu Yue swallowed the hamburger in her mouth and drank a sip of Coke and said, "Don't call me uncle in the future, I'm the same age as your sister." ”
Jinx put down the spoon in his hand, stood up, saluted Gu Yue, and said, "Yes, uncle, then what should I call you, uncle?"
"You can call me by my name, or call me brother-in-law. Gu Yue said as she ate her hamburger.
Jinx saluted Gu Yue again and said, "Yes, uncle, no problem, uncle." ”
"Ah, forget it, uncle is uncle. Gu Yue gave up directly, anyway, it doesn't matter if it's such a trivial matter.
"yes!" Jinx struck a triumphant pose.
Three minutes later, Gu Yue drove to a black market in London, and after eating five hamburgers in three minutes, he could go to the Big Stomach competition, in fact, he often participated in similar competitions. As long as there is an opportunity to eat and drink for free, he will never let it go, stuffing newspapers into red envelopes and going to other people's weddings to eat and drink.
How did Gu Yue, who had just arrived in London less than 10 hours ago, know where the underground black market was? Of course, he checked it on the Internet, how could it be, how could such a thing be found? You must know that the black market is there, just ask Jinx directly, and you will know when you see Jinx's stun gun Gu Yue. It wasn't a stun gun, it was an EMP gun, and it was definitely a modified black market. Gu Yue asked Jinx and said very happily.
After selling the car, Gu Yue took a taxi to send Jinx home, and in the car, Jinx asked Gu Yue while playing with his braids: "Hey, uncle, why did you only sell that car for 2,000 euros just now, 50,000 euros will be easily sold, if you sell 50,000 yuan, you can buy the strong magnetic electric melting gun that I have been looking at for a long time." She seemed to be concerned about not being able to buy a strong magnetic melting gun.
"We'll be in London for two more days at most, and you won't be able to take it with you. Gu Yue and Jinx just chatted, not caring about the taxi driver at all. In fact, the taxi is now tied into a dumpling and stuffed in the trunk, and it is Gu Yue who is driving.
"Why did you leave London?" asked Jinx, who didn't know what was going on.
Gu Yue said while driving: "Because of what your sister left in your body, there is a car behind us now that has been following us for more than half an hour, and the agent who sat inside ten minutes ago is still peeing on the bottle, and there is a surveillance demon on us. Counting the organization that killed the mutant who killed your sister, there are now at least three organizations that are interested in what's in your body. ”
"Uncle, what is a demon and can you eat it?" Jinke asked a very unnutritious question without caring about the current situation.
"Most of them can't be eaten," Gu Yue put her head out of the window and glanced up at it, and then said, "The pigeon that is with us now should taste good, so we will knock her down and make a barbecue at night." "Gu Yue and Jinx are just as out of tune, in a sense they are a good match.
"yes, roasted demon meat, I've never eaten it. Jinx was excited at the thought of having something new to eat.
Ten minutes later, the car arrived at Ida and Jinx's villa, and then Gu Yue let the unlucky taxi driver go, and then Gu Yue really knocked down the demon pigeon used for surveillance and made it into a barbecue. In more than an hour, the magicians of the Association of Magicians finally fed Jinx and Furutsuki with three pigeons, five crows, an owl, and two bats.
While barbecuing, Jinx asked Gu Yue: "Uncle, there are so many people watching us, do you want to lay a few traps around the house, and there are a few mines in the basement," Jinx actually wanted to lay mines around his house.
Gu Yue swallowed the barbecue in his mouth and said, "It's safe tonight, there are too many people watching us, as long as one party makes a move, others will definitely not sit and watch, so it's safe to sleep tonight." ”
"Oh. Jinx let out an oh, then reached out and tore the wings of a roasted bat, put it in her mouth, and began to chew.
After eating, Jinx went to tidy up her beloved guns and bombs, and Gu Yue found a bath towel and walked into the bathroom. Gu Yue smiled when she saw the hundreds of bullets in the bathtub, then turned on the spray head and began to take a bath. After taking a shower, Gu Yue took out her mobile phone and dialed a number.
"Hello, I'm Zuo Dao's secretary, if you have anything to do with him, please just tell me directly. After answering the phone, the person on the other end of the phone said in a male voice that was rich in femininity.
"Miss Secretary, is it?" Gu Yue ignored Zuo Dao on the other side, "Please tell Zuo Dao." Let him call back within a minute, or he may be in the future one day more than 100 SWAT officers in a two-square-meter toilet, and then he will be put on vacation in a prison where people can change their sexual orientation within a month. After saying that, Gu Yue hung up the phone.
Only ten seconds later, Gu Yue's mobile phone rang, and as soon as Gu Yue connected the phone, he heard a trembling voice and said, "Gu... Brother Gu Yue, I was wrong, if you have something to say, I will do it. ”
"Take someone to the London airport tomorrow, remember to bring the tools to make the mask, I want you to help me take someone out of the UK." Also, prepare a safe place, I will live for about half a year. After speaking, Gu Yue hung up the phone without giving Zuo Dao a chance to speak. He knew that Zuo Dao would definitely come, and he would do everything beautifully.
After making the call, Gu Yue went to sleep without arranging defensive enchantments or traps at all.