Chapter Seventy-Four: People become eggs while talking and laughing

The original intention of the rioters was only to attract the attention of the state capital, and when they saw that their goal had been achieved, they sent a peace envoy and made three requests: to improve living conditions, reduce the amount of labor, and treat all prisoners equally.

The Emperor Dog cut off the head of the peace envoy with a single sword, stuffed the blood letter with the request written on it into his mouth, threw it over the high wall with a catapult, and then launched a general attack. In this battle, the wind and clouds changed color, the grass and trees were invincible, the officers and troops used the most advanced equipment such as nest cars, Linchong ballistas, cloud ladders, flying kites, siege towers, thunderbolts, etc., and mobilized the most elite forces such as the demolition of your sister engineer regiment, the green hat death squad, the briefs, the special forces, and the jellyfish skin commando, and used the most subtle tactics such as fire attack, water attack, psychological warfare, digging tunnels, throwing poison gas, throwing soap, noise interference, and beating villains' curses, and finally won a great victory, and only at a small price of 518 killed and 2,557 wounded, 29 rioters were completely annihilated. Further investigations after the war revealed that all 29 rioters committed suicide, and that all casualties were caused by improper handling of equipment and crowding and stampede on each other. As a result, the war report was changed to: it was a battle, the commander took the lead, the soldiers sacrificed their lives to serve the country, no one was injured by the enemy's hands, the thieves were shocked, their hearts and galls were broken, and they died without a fight.

This had happened just a few days earlier, and the smell of blood had not dissipated in the air, and the shouts and cries of killing seemed to still linger in the valley. The damp mud left a crisscrossing of horseshoe prints and wheel prints, which looked like countless crocodiles lurking. Outside the wall stood a row of iron crosses, each nailed to a bloodied man.

It was dinner time, and there were only two patrolling guards outside, and before they could spot us, Bey ended the battle one by one, turning them into a dead pig and a pile of filthy animal entrails, respectively. I thought that the guy who was turned into animal guts had some affiliation with the guy who was turned into a pig, but when I looked at it with the "detective eye", I realized that this guy was indeed a miscellaneous man, and half of the victims on the cross outside the door died at the hands of this person. The officials and soldiers have always had a tradition of killing one by one, but all the people who participated in the riot were already dead, and the warning effect of the torture of corpses was limited, so the emperor dog used the method of drawing lots to select 50 from the rest of the "sheep criminals", and crucified them one by one on the charge of knowingly not reporting the crime of coordinating with the rebellion, exposed to the wind and sun, and denied them food and drink. Seeing this scene from the "Detective Eye", I only wish that the royal dog was standing in front of me at this moment, so that I could nail him to the shelf with one move.

The girl stepped forward, came to a cross, reached out to probe the man's snort, touched his chest, turned her face, and shook her head at me with red eyes. "No need to try, it's been days. Bei Yiyi said.

After occupying the prison, Huang Xiaogu sent most of the soldiers to Arc Nao City to participate in the military parade of the new Grand Governor, and he brought hundreds of his own soldiers to stay here and live happily. We passed through the iron gate, and inside was an empty square with a strangely shaped mountain in the center. It is composed of two parts, small in the front and large in the back, both oval in shape, which looks like a dinosaur sleeping soundly on its stomach facing us. There are two huge stone doors embedded in the brain of the "dinosaur", and Bei tells us one by one that this mountain is the "Wolong Prison", in which countless passages and holes are dug in all directions, like a beehive.

In this twilight and misty twilight, they ended a day of hard eating, drinking, prostitution and gambling, put down the smelly gold and silver treasures and bloodstained knives, guns and sticks, temporarily put aside the trivial things of life of burning, killing and looting, put aside the mundane thoughts, drive away the demons of material desires, and together with their close friends, they gathered in groups of three or five, talked and laughed, threw themselves into the embrace of nature, and enjoyed this fleeting tranquility and joy.

It was indeed fleeting, and Bei Yi threw the horsewhip forward one by one, shouting and scolding: "You bastards!"

Except for a few sharp-eyed people who quickly turned around and slipped into the stone gate, the dozens of soldiers who had already walked to the square disappeared from our eyes almost at the same time, turning into round watermelon-sized eggs, scattered around the stone gate in a radial shape, dotted and crystal clear.

The girl smiled: "It's such a big egg, it's just right to feed the pig." ”

We pulled the reins lightly and approached the stone gate without hurrying. I noticed that there were many hexagonal holes on the mountains on both sides of the stone gate, and these holes were evenly distributed, and the size could only fit a head, and the body would definitely not be able to drill through. In addition to the impregnable stone gates, these holes are the best defensive barrier for the defenders to throw arrows and torches from the Wolong Prison, which is integrated with a mountain, leaving the attackers in pain. Those dung are accumulated by all the residents in Wolong Prison on a daily basis, but when it comes to how they become sharp weapons, it has to be attributed to the "Kyushu barrel industry".

As we all know, "Kyushu Barrel Industry" enjoys an unparalleled advantage and supremacy in barrel manufacturing and marketing, and the latest generation of toilet "Ice and Fire Bucket" they developed adopts a spherical structure, large capacity and strong sealing, not only has the function of refrigeration and preservation, can store feces for several years without leaking a trace of smell, but also uses bioelectricity for heating, as long as the prisoner holds it in his arms for a quarter of an hour, a bucket of hot manure will be baked. Both of these functions were later more widely used in daily life, the former was used to preserve food, and the latter was used to cook food, which was very popular among housewives.

The girl did not see such a great prospect in these holes, but only felt an imminent threat, and said to me, "Beware of their sneak attack." ”

In fact, this is exactly what I couldn't ask for, the two guys on patrol just now and dozens of eggs were all the credit of Bei Yiyi, and I didn't catch a single hair. But in the face of hundreds of sharp arrows and hot dung, Bei Yiyi's stunt is useless, look at me!

The dozens of eggs the size of watermelons on the ground instantly rose into the air, overlapping and neatly arranged in a huge cube, blocking us in front of us. In the blink of an eye, bang! They burst like balloons, eggs splashed everywhere, and those that weren't shot were covered in dung, dirty and smelly.

Bei Yi gave me a thumbs up, and then shouted at the holes: "Rats who hurt people with hidden arrows! ”

As soon as the words fell, there was a sound of metal hitting the toilet bowl and screams in the hole, followed by a squeak. I saw countless large and small rats rushing out of the hole in a panic, brown house mice, yellow voles, golden hamsters, everything. They stared at their little eyes, blew their beards, wagged their tails, spread their paws, and fled all over the hills, disappearing into the twilight in the blink of an eye.

With the seamless cooperation of Bei Yiyi and me, all obstacles have been cleared, and the stone door is closed, just in front of us. Bei asked me expectantly, "Can you blast this out of the way?"

I looked up at the stone gate that was more than three people tall, and shrugged helplessly: "My stunt can only be performed when I see the other party's sin or at a critical moment, and I can't make a move against it unless this gate suddenly falls down and crushes us." ”

The girl began to launch a psychological offensive against the enemy: "Do you think it will be safe to hide inside as a shrinking turtle? Believe it or not, the Demon King will turn you all into shrinking turtles now!"

The words were immediate, and the stone door rumbled open. But it was not the surrenderers who poured out of the door, but a myriad of vicious men, unkempt and unkempt, squeezing the unfathomable tunnels and swooping down on us like swarms of stabbed hornets, who seemed to be the "beasts" that even the jailers feared. A voice came from the depths of the tunnel: "Kill them! Kill one for three hundred taels!

I'm so angry that I fired a few moves in succession, throwing a few "beast criminals" who rushed to the front into the air and throwing them into the tunnel, but this could not stop the crazy crowd in the slightest, and more "beast criminals" screamed and killed. >