Old Mr. II

"The internal organs are declining, if you are about to die, even if you are like jade, you can't hide your body like a dying old man, what is it if it's not an old gentleman?" Gu Pan'er spewed out these words unceremoniously, but she didn't think that how many people had changed their faces when they said this, and they looked like their nostrils were facing the sky.

Gu Dahai and his wife were dripping with sweat, trembling and not daring to say anything, and wiped their sweat vigorously.

The old housekeeper of the Si family frowned deeply, looking like he was scheming, and he never said a word.

But the rich and noble who was supporting Sinan over there stopped doing it, and immediately scolded: "Okay, you rude black-faced shrew, you can't get tired of living, can my son-in-law be arranged by an ignorant woman and child like you?"

"You are only an old gentleman, my son-in-law is only in his twenties, and he is destined to live a long life. ”

"I think you are clearly jealous of my son-in-law's good looks and good family background, and maliciously curse my son-in-law, people like you should be beaten to death with sticks, so as not to offend people by talking nonsense with this mouth. ”

"Bad eyes, not a good person, ugly woman!"

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As soon as the two sang and partnered, they scolded a lot after a while, Gu Pan'er, the scolded person, didn't feel anything, Si Nan, who was standing between the two, couldn't stand it at first, raised his hand and gave a slap, and roared with a black face: "You two fools shut up this son!"

The rich and noble immediately shut up, and the world finally became quiet.

A chair was brought from inside the door, Sinan sat down, quietly relieved, and stood for a while Maybe he would faint, and then he would be embarrassed.

It's all to blame on these two idiots, they can't do anything at all!

"This eldest sister, don't you think what you said is too much?" Si Nan breathed a sigh of relief, and finally had the strength to face Gu Pan'er, feeling that this black-faced woman was really excessive.

"Eldest sister?" Gu Pan'er's voice raised. "This old gentleman, when I say that you are old, I don't mean that you have a sick brain, let alone that you are blind. Open your two peach blossom eyes and take a good look, although the old lady is a little darker and a little thinner, but the old lady is younger and healthier than you no matter how you look at it, how can you open your eyes and tell nonsense?"

To be honest, what makes Gu Paner most proud is that she can not only come back from the dead, but also get such a young body, and the word Sinan can be regarded as stepping on a thunder point.

The corners of Sinan's mouth twitched: "Again, this son is in his prime, not an old gentleman." ”

"Then Lao Bangzi!"

“......”

Sinan was angry, this is not as good as the old man!

To convince people with virtue, you must convince people with virtue, Sinan gritted his teeth and made up his mind, he must use his three-inch tongue to persuade this vulgar black-faced woman, so that she will feel guilty to death, inferior to death, and ashamed to death......

But before Sinan could brew his words, Gu Pan'er's next sentence choked him half to death.

"Hey, that five-and-a-half old man, you are the son of this family, right? I heard that you are going to buy a leopard? If so, I will squeak, as long as the price is fair, I will sell you! I see that you are also a pitiful, you must have bought it as a funeral gift, and the whole leopard was buried together because you want to get a mount that pulls the wind after you die, right?

Sinan almost spurted out a mouthful of old blood, gritted his teeth and said, "I said this big ...... Madam, are you so sure that Ben Gongzi will definitely die? ”

Gu Pan'er stretched out a finger and shook it: "That's impossible to drop, this great god has always cultivated himself, living a hundred years old is a trivial meaning, and living three hundred years old is not a rare thing, and it is quite difficult for you to even drop for a month." ”

In this way, he is still cultivating himself, I bah! This is Sinan's true thoughts now.

Not only Si Nan thought so, but even Gu Qing, who was a turtle on the side, thought so, so he almost complained directly.

However, Gu Pan'er's sentence 'And you are quite difficult for even a month' made Sinan listen to it, and he didn't have too many doubts, it's useless for anyone to say this kind of thing, and only his own body knows. Not to mention a month, I can't tell when I fall asleep and never wake up again.

Sinan touched his face blankly, his peach blossom eyes blinked, and he thought sadly in his heart, could it be that such a beautiful boy in his prime was going to die quietly and silently, and then bury himself in the soil like those real old men with faces like old bark and turn into red faces and dry bones?

It's terrible to think about, goosebumps all over my body have fallen to the ground, and the whole person has become more sad.

"Gong, don't be sad, what the black-faced woman said is definitely not true, Gongzi must live a long life!" Dafu looked at his son-in-law with a worried face, and looked at Gu Pan'er from time to time with fierce eyes.

Sinan turned his head blankly, looked at Dafu's still blessed face, and said quietly: "You are right, but if this son dies young, this son will definitely give you a funeral, and then you will be the dog's dogleg follower, I believe you must also be a qualified dog slave!"

Dafu instantly ossified, sweating, sweating, sweating, sweating......

Gu Pan'er didn't look at the other party's face and didn't say anything, and kicked the big leopard: "Five and a half old bangzi, do you want this funeral item or not?"

Sinan said quietly: "People are going to die, why do you need things? As the so-called life does not bring death and does not take it, people go to tea and cool, people die like lights go out, this death does not know anything, no matter how good things are, what can they do? Can they still be used after death? Can people really have the next life, ...... when they die?"

Gu Paner slapped the leopard on the head: "Nest, one word, do you want this leopard or not!"

Sinan immediately shouted: "Yes, I want!"

Everyone fell, and thought that this boy would be a little tougher, even if he didn't beat this woman, he wouldn't buy this woman's things, who knew that this boy was so good-tempered, and he would buy this leopard like this.

Gu Pan'er immediately made a decision: "Look at your sake, two hundred taels of silver have been sold! This roe deer skin is a tie-in, let's trade, if you talk about it, it will be dark if you talk about it!"

Everyone is petrified, what is this nagging, obviously they are arguing, okay?

Sinan bit his lip, his delicate sick body was shaky, and he nodded aggrievedly as if he had been bullied: "The housekeeper will give the silver, I think this leopard is still very good, just ...... Buy it!"

It looks quite beautiful like this, which makes people feel the urge to love, Gu Paner was a little dumbfounded.

But who is Gu Paner, being dumbfounded doesn't mean that she is looking straight, people still insist on receiving money when they give it, it is rare that the other party is so simple, and she collects the cash quite simply. Even if the other party deliberately made it bad and gave two hundred silver naked, not to mention a whole big bag weighing twenty pounds, it was easy to be remembered by thieves, Gu Paner was still very grateful to the other party, after all, the other party gave not a copper plate, otherwise it would be difficult to even pull it back.

But Dao Sinan saw that the silver was given, and the leopard was also carried into the door, looking at Gu Pan'er's peach blossom eyes became more attractive, and with that handsome face, it was even more melancholy and touching, and he said with tears: "Is what Mrs. Hei said last time true? If it only starts now, is it still useful......?" I just want to hear the truth, okay?"

Gu Pan'er shook goosebumps, secretly scolded a demonic pervert, and was even immune to being called 'Black Lady', and hurriedly replied: "Of course it's true, even pearls are not so real! It should be useful from now on, although you have become a black-hearted liver, just the size of your liver nail can poison ten dogs, but your blood has become able to cure all diseases, slowly regulate, the important thing is to regulate the stomach well, and you can still live well." That's all I say, if you like to listen or not, whatever you want, it's not me who will die anyway!"

Sinan's expression was slightly sluggish, the corners of his mouth twitched a few times invisibly, and he reached out to cover his heart.

The housekeeper, who had not spoken, suddenly opened his mouth: "This little lady understands medicine?"

Gu Pan'er glanced at it, and secretly said that the old treacherous was slippery, and replied casually: "Well, I am a veterinarian! I specialize in treating all kinds of disobedience and bruises! Do you know why this big scalper is so sticky to me? It is because I cured it that it sticks to me." ”

Sinan: "......"

Butler: "......"

The rest: "......"

Rao is Gu Qing thinks that his psychology is strong enough, and he is about to collapse at this moment, this crazy woman is getting more and more disgusted with her life, and if she continues like this, she will not only offend everyone, but also put herself in. I really want to bite this crazy woman to death, save myself from worrying about it all the time, and I'm about to break my heart.

couldn't help but whisper: "You mother-in-law, you can just talk about it at home, anyway, it's easy to talk about it behind closed doors, but now it's outside, so you should pay attention!"

Gu Pan'er glanced at him, her lips moved, but she didn't say anything

"Did you hear what I said?" Gu Qing was going to die of worry, didn't he see that the housekeeper's face was so black as if anything? Even that Si Gongzi was about to be mad, people have a big business, where can they afford to offend these small families.

Gu Pan'er sighed: "Alas, it's a pity that the mouth is cheap!"

Gu Qing convulsed, this time I was really going to cry!

Sinan's face turned black, blue and black, where can he still pretend, and asked with a stinky face: "Mrs. Hei, as you said, are you really a veterinarian?"

Gu Pan'er glanced at Gu Qing, who was worried, before slanting a glance at Sinan: "Of course...... It's not!"

Sinan breathed a sigh of relief, but although the other party admitted that he was not a veterinarian, Si Nan's heart did not let go, and from his words, Si Nan felt that the other party was a complete madman, and his brain was definitely sick. Can a person with a sick brain prescribe a cure? Sinan couldn't convince himself to believe it.

When the housekeeper heard this, he didn't know that he had been tricked, his face became ugly, and he whispered to Sinan: "Eldest son, do you want to ......" The housekeeper had a calm face, and in a place that outsiders did not see, he made a movement to wipe Sinan's neck