I muttered to myself: Little Lover...... Destiny......

The girl poked me in the head: beautiful you.

I hurriedly explained: Master's words are sometimes inaccurate.

The girl glanced at me: Who knows if you two are colluding.

I said, "Let's think about how to get food, there isn't a single living creature in the vicinity except us." ”

"Yes, look there. I followed the girl's finger and looked up, and there were more than a dozen black dots in the sky making irregular movements.

"Vultures, I've heard the third senior brother say that vulture meat is very hard and can't be eaten. ”

The girl said: "These are crows, the taste is much better than vultures, but I don't know if you dare to eat them, I used to go to a famous Taoist temple, where the Taoist priests worship crows as sacred birds." ”

I said, "I was just adopted by the Taoist temple, and I have not performed the crown scarf ceremony, so I am not an authentic Taoist priest, not to mention that the master always says that I have no gods and no faith, so there is no divine bird for me, only roast birds." ”

The girl couldn't wait to say, "Then you should quickly use your magic skills to knock them down." ”

I said reservedly: "It's done, don't look at it." ”

This is the first time I have consciously operated in actual combat, and it is still in front of my beloved girl, and it is inevitable that I will be extremely nervous about gains and losses. I held my breath, grabbed my belt with both hands, pulled down my pants a little, fixed my eyes on one of the crows, and quickly lifted it as I silently said "Damn crow, damn crow" in my mind.

Nothing happened. The crows still flew around calmly.

Is the distance too far? The formula is not in the right format? Or is the scale of the pants taken off not enough?

The girl suddenly remembered something: "By the way, your master seems to have said that you have to be hostile enough to the target for the magic to take effect." ”

I craned my neck and squinted at it, "They didn't provoke me." ”

The girl smiled: "There is." As he spoke, he lay down on the spot, covered his face with a straw hat, and waved his hand: "Stay away." ”

I led the two horses to a fallen trunk of a dead tree a hundred paces away from the girl, tied the horses, and hid behind the trunk with the little squirrel, and watched what happened, but I was a little worried about this plan to catch crows by playing dead: what if we brought in not one but a large flock of crows?

Just as I was thinking about how to upgrade the single kill mode of the Divine Skill to the group destruction mode, several black shadows passed through the corner of my eye. I looked at it, and the crows didn't move, but out of nowhere, three ugly-looking monsters appeared and approached the girl with a leisurely pace. They were slightly smaller than adult males, with huge heads almost touching the ground, two conical horns on the top of their heads, a collapsed nose, a wide mouth that split their faces into two halves like a chasm, one large and one small, with hexagonal eyes, red as red as a hot soldering iron, a slender torso covered with black thorns, a tail cocked up like a flagpole, and no hair on their stout legs.

Before I could shout, the little squirrel jumped up first, dancing with his hands in a hurry, and "chirping" non-stop. The girl stood up and looked in the direction of the three monsters, and as soon as the monsters and the girl looked at each other, they suddenly accelerated like a shark smelling blood, and rushed towards her. Seeing that the situation was not good, the girl flicked her straw hat, jumped up and ran towards me. The three monsters grinned and chased after her, catching up with the girl in the blink of an eye. I must not let these ugly fellows hurt her! Thinking of this, I was furious, my hands were like lightning, and I made three moves in a row.

The monster that had rushed to the front had already lunged down on the girl, its front paws less than half a foot from her, and suddenly it threw its head up, spurting a mouthful of blood into the sky, its sharp teeth crumbling all over the ground like a goddess's scattered flowers, and its body fell limply into the sand—all I had in mind was a fatal blow to its jaw, and the result was incomparably accurate. The other two monsters were killed at about the same time, one with its neck broken, and the other shattered into seven or eight pieces—just as I thought.

The girl only cared about running for her life, not paying attention to the changes behind her, and ran to me in one breath, urging anxiously: "Hurry!

I clapped my hands calmly and said with a smile, "What's the matter? ”

The girl looked back and covered her mouth with her hands in shock: "Wow! How did you do that?!"

I've been expecting this reaction from the day I knew I was different, and now it's the icing on the cake that manifests itself in the girl I love. Thanks to Master's teaching me to "shave my head three times", if I hadn't practiced such a lightning speed, but clumsily unbuckled my belt and taken off my pants and lifted it up again, any woman would have thought that I was a rude street hooligan when she saw me, and she would not have felt amazing at all, just as the girl thought that I had stinked to death when she saw me kill flies for the first time. Women are always obsessed with appearances, and there is no way around it.

And now, I can pretend to be cool and say: "Carving insect skills, what's the way?"

The girl swept me back and forth from head to toe several times with adoring eyes, and then walked over and picked up the half-amputated stump that fell to the ground, and said in surprise: "It's so godly, it also has a cutting function, and by the way, break those two too." ”

Of course, I didn't mind showing it again, but these non-aggressive corpses didn't arouse my hostility and murderous aura in the slightest, and the corpses were declared a failure. But this kind of thing that damaged the majestic image I had just established was not easy to say, so I kicked my fluffy and bloody tail, and said casually: "Why do you need a knife to kill a chicken?

"Dire cats," the girl introduced, "they are usually as docile as kittens, but when they see a creature that looks prettier than themselves, they become jealous and mad like a mad dog." ”

I looked at the dignified faces of the dire cats in surprise and sighed, "Then there are really many opportunities for them to go crazy." ”

The girl smiled: "Don't look at them ugly and bad, they taste very good." ”

I looked left and right: "How to eat this prickly one, if only the third senior brother was here." "I've been missing him for a while, and I wanted to say goodbye to him when I set out before, but I held back after thinking about it, because he was likely to fry a plate of shredded pork with green peppers for me, and I'm afraid I'll be reluctant to leave.

"Make a fire, you always will. The girl said and drew her short sword, disposed of the corpses of the dire cats with three strikes and five by two, and then took out the tools and spices from her baggage, and made a decent meal in front of me.

"Taste it. The girl said to me with a sense of accomplishment in her hands over her chest.

I tasted a piece and it tasted, huh...... I tasted three more pieces and it felt, wow...... I'm ...... again.

"Leave me some. The girl said.

In fact, I have learned the art of forbearance, and I am not afraid of hunger at all, only real food can make me so gaffe. Being able to make such an ugly animal as a dire cat into a golden, crispy, and fragrant delicacy that makes people want to stop it, which shows that the girl's craftsmanship is the same as that of the third senior brother. She said that she learned this from a young age in the drunken smoke workshop, and later wandered all over the world and improved a lot. No matter how powerful the hero is, he has to eat, so it is a very happy thing to have a pleasing good cook around him when he wanders the rivers and lakes, and the third senior brother is just a good cook, and God arranged for a girl who is both pleasing to the eye and skilled in cooking to appear, and it cannot be said that he is quite thoughtful.

The posture of the girl eating meat reminds me of the group of beauties I met in Qingxuguan, they have to tilt their heads slightly to eat shredded potatoes, gently close their eyes, raise their little fingers, pout their mouths, blow back and forth a few times, and then carefully roll them into their mouths with the tip of their soft tongues, and immediately wipe the corners of their mouths with a handkerchief, and then reveal a shy look of "Ouch, eat too much, make you smile".

The girl's way of eating is much simpler, tearing meat, opening her mouth, eating, like a normal woman. I like normal women.

What kind of owner has what kind of pet, this squirrel actually eats the meat of a fear cat, I always thought that the squirrel was a vegetarian, no wonder it is so fat. The girl was very satisfied with the little pet's performance just now, burped softly, combed its thick fur with her hands, and praised: "Thanks to your police just now, it's good." ”

The little squirrel swallowed the meat in his mouth, held his head high, and "chirped" several times, as if to say: "It is incumbent on you, a trivial matter." ”>