Chapter 091: Indentured Fiancé
Tan Zimo was really a little tired of coping, and sighed like a disarm: "Then have you chased enough?"
"As long as you sign the contract, I can be regarded as catching up!" Yun Qianyu glanced at him playfully.
"Contract?" for some reason, Tan Zimo had an ominous premonition in his heart, "What contract?"
Yun Qianyu lazily explained: "Within the specified time, become a contract fiancé!"
"Contracted fiancé?"
It sounds quite trendy, but only from a literal analysis, Tan Zimo also knows the pitfalls......
After taking two deep breaths, Tan Zimo still pretended to be lazy and unreasonable: "Then I think you still chase after you, after all, the twisted melon is not sweet, I will directly refuse you now, let you die of this heart as soon as possible, the long pain is better than the short pain, you better find someone else!"
Yun Qianyu's expression seemed to be a little complicated, and he seemed to be a little ashamed to speak: "In the swamp death, you ...... If you do such a thing to me, and abandon my name, who will dare to ask me?"
Tan Zimo was both angry and funny: "In the swamp death, I was kind enough to help you suck out the poisonous blood, but you are still stubborn, and now you have to stalk me, and even ask me to sign a bullshit contract, have you considered my feelings? Also, artificial huhu is very widely used in the pharmacist world, it is a first-aid method, in the face of life and death, what bullshit is not nonsense for you to talk about? No one will question your name because of my artificial huh, besides, isn't no one seeing it, why do you bother to drill the horns!?"
Yun Qianyu looked at him forcefully: "The lips are connected, it is originally a skin-to-skin kiss, what is the tip of the horns? Yes, you can do nothing, but I can't!"
Tan Zimo shook his head helplessly: "Just mind that artificial whirring so much, then what do you want, what contract do you really want to sign husband and wife?"
"You can't base your happiness on other people's pain!" Tan Zimo reprimanded fiercely.
"Pain?" Yun Qianyu quipped, "What do you have to be painful about your daughter-in-law?"
Tan Zimo put on a wry smile: "Pain, of course pain!"
It's all a disaster caused by artificiality, in order to get rid of Yun Qianyu, a difficult demon girl, Tan Zimo sighed, not to mention, he didn't think that Yun Qianyu, a "dangerous person", would be Bai De's daughter-in-law!
Of course, acting to the end, there was a deep guilt in his eyes that he had lived up to Yun Qianyu's "love", so he stared at Yun Qianyu so seriously, and said word by word in an unusually tangled and serious manner: "Actually, I, like it, male!"
"Uh......" Hearing this, Yun Qianyu was obviously stunned.
Seeing Yun Qianyu's deflated appearance, Tan Zimo felt that his prank had succeeded, and he felt comforted in his heart, but such an unobtrusive style didn't seem like his style.
In fact......
In the Tanfu eight years ago, Tan Zimo was a quirky young master of the Tanfu, who often made the house jump, and even the demon father was sometimes helpless by him, and all kinds of tricks that made people cry and laugh were also at hand, of course, there were also a lot of ideas that made people cry and laugh, although most of them were used to trick people......
But the eight years of struggle in the mortal world have planted a deep indifference in his originally cynical bones......
Perhaps, for others, Tan Zimo pretends to be indifferent, but for acquaintances, such as the plough ox, he is a very "warm-hearted!"
Obviously, this kind of "enthusiasm" makes the plough bull angry, but Tan Zimo is happy to do it, because playing tricks on the plough bull is already a luxury that he has one of the few pleasures in the mortal world.
It's just that Tan Zimo doesn't seem to realize that he is really so familiar with Yun Qianyu, so familiar that he can make such jokes, but according to what he thinks in his heart, since this demon girl is so unreasonable, then he can only follow the nonsense.
Tan Zimo's expression was serious, and he was serious: "Yes, I like it, man!"
"Like men?"
"Oh, I said, no wonder you are so close to the plough ox, it turns out that you like that kind of big guy!" Yun Qianyu glanced at him suspiciously, "You really didn't lie to me?"
"It's about my personality, how can I talk nonsense?" Tan Zimo is still serious.
A serious, he was already very good at it.
The villagers of Jiming Village regard him as a god, so that he can provide for him, which can be seen.
And for a girl's film, Tan Zimo, with the experience of an "old Jianghu", consciously has an expression in place, which is enough.
With this "bad woman" expression, he gave himself ten points.
"Ahem!"
He coughed a few times in disguise, and then said indignantly: "I have known you for less than a month, I can't talk about how deep a friendship is, and I can't be considered a friend...... Uhhhhh......h What do you have to do with your own promise?"
Yun Qianyu shook her head, chuckled lightly, and then slowly leaned her face forward, as if she was teasing a girl from a good family: "I don't have a deep friendship! I like men!
Tan Zimo suddenly became a little nervous inexplicably, and staggered back two steps, but his voice was unintimidating, and he was extremely determined: "I really like men!"
"Hey, come over again, I'll shout!" Tan Zimo added solemnly.
"You shout, call a few more people to come and watch, I think it's good...... This is Chaoxuan Street, Qingqing and I are very normal, the pair next door has seen it, what is that posture called, I guess you definitely don't know, it's called Bidong! By the way, an artificial call you don't have enough friendship, then, do you want to kiss passionately, tongue, kiss, French deep, kiss all over again!" Yun Qianyu still has a sense of flirtation.
As he spoke, his pink lips moved closer.
Tan Zimo was suddenly a little confused, the Qingqing of the Wing Realm and I, generally boys take the initiative, and the girls of the Three Heavens are not so open, not to mention the mortal world, and also, what the hell is the "French deep kiss", will this little girl read too much of the little yellow book, saying that there are a lot of yellow cattle parties in this yellow-level sect, specializing in selling these improper things.
At this moment, Yun Qianyu's seductive pink lips were less than a centimeter away from the tip of Tan Zimo's nose, and the intoxicating breath of fireflies made Tan Zimo goosebumps.
Tan Zimo swallowed a few mouthfuls of saliva aggrievedly, and he couldn't resist it.
"Do you still say you like men?" Before Tan Zimo could think about how to react, Yun Qianyu suddenly let go of him.
There was no longer the previous teasing, and her tone was actually very cold: "Go buy some medicine, your face is hot, very red!"
"Uh......"
Tan Zimo left a dull face, was he recognized so quickly?