Chapter 1 Ye Feng
Today's Ye Feng is particularly happy, not because he won the Fucai jackpot, but because he can finally get rid of the glorious title of a year-long junior, and now he has been promoted to become a sophomore senior, not only can satisfy his vanity, but also take this opportunity to secretly approach the freshman girl who has just entered the university, after thinking of this, Ye Feng smiled obviously.
"Fourth, what do you think, laughing so obscenely. The third child in the dormitory came over and patted Ye Feng's head, usually the four people in the dormitory also made jokes, and also knew that Ye Feng was a dead otaku who couldn't get out of the dormitory door, and he had good ball skills, but he was too lazy to move, but now he was laughing obscenely here.
"The boss, the second, the third, you come here, let's discuss a matter, you say, in a few days, will there be a new schoolgirl, should we apply for the instructor, let's go to carry the luggage for the schoolgirl." Ye Feng gathered the other three buddies in the dormitory together and said quietly.
The boss of the dormitory had already been named to participate in the reception of new students this time, but he was not as obscene as Ye Feng, but he also asked with interest: "Hey, no, fourth, I haven't seen you take the initiative so much, is it that you are hungry and thirsty this time, and you want to find a school sister to play, don't worry, this is wrapped up on my head, who called me your eldest brother." ”
Ye Feng is not in a hurry to speak, Ye Feng still knows a lot about the personality of the eldest brother in the dormitory, but how can someone else replace him if he fools the younger sister? Ye Feng just wanted to speak, but unfortunately the second child took the lead: "Big brother, you are not kind to you, you leave the eldest sister-in-law alone, and the fourth child to fool the junior sister, this is what I can't ignore." As he spoke, he took out his phone and pretended to make a call.
The third child in the dormitory couldn't listen to it anymore at this time, and fooled the junior sister, isn't this a crime? At this time, the third child's phone also rang, and the third child picked it up: "Hey, daughter-in-law, where are you? I'll go to you and have dinner together." Then he got up and dressed up.
"If you come back in the evening, bring something to eat, we're too lazy to leave. Just as the third child was about to go out, the other three said in unison.
"I knew you would be like this, you would die if you went out to eat by yourself. After saying this, the third child walked out of the dormitory and went to love his daughter-in-law.
After the third child left, the remaining three people discussed even more crazy, the new school girl has not yet come, and they have already begun to book, no wonder Ye Feng, after he was born, his parents went out to work, and after he came back to meet him in the year of the college entrance examination, he has not seen it until now, when he went to college, everyone else was brought to school by his parents, and he was the only one who rushed to school with a big bag and a small bag, so big, he also needed someone to accompany him.
I remember that when I first came to school, I didn't like to communicate with others very much, but fortunately, I still had three brothers to enlighten me, otherwise Ye Feng would have been in the late stage of autism. After waiting for a year, I finally became a sophomore senior, and I could personally go to meet the elementary school girl who missed the order.
"Alas, if you are careless in making friends, can you bear to watch the fourth child continue to be single?" At this time, Ye Feng sighed, and this dormitory meeting was fruitless. But Ye Feng didn't give up, anyway, it was only a few days, even if he skipped class, he would have to meet the elementary school girl.
After a few days, Ye Feng finally waited for the time to express himself, Ye Feng got up early, dressed himself up carefully, usually too lazy to take a bath, he deliberately washed it today, he didn't usually shave his beard, and he shaved it carefully today, not for anything else, just hoping that he could leave a good impression on his younger sister, what if others take a fancy to him?
Before the first wave of freshmen arrived, Ye Feng had been waiting here for most of the day, but unfortunately, people were not as good as heaven, and it happened that it was Ye Feng's counselor who was responsible for receiving the freshmen this time, no wonder Ye Feng saw that this person had a sense of déjà vu.
"Ye Feng, why did you come to the reception for new students, I seem to remember that this reception is the Wenshan of your dormitory, you don't go to class, what are you doing here." Ye Feng's instructor Xiong Dao looked at Ye Feng and said, usually this Ye Feng doesn't let himself worry less, but this time I don't know what the hell I am doing skipping class and coming to the freshman reception.
"Oh, Director Xiong, our dormitory boss Wenshan, he was a little uncomfortable today, so he specially called me here, didn't he tell you?" Anyway, Ye Feng didn't see the dormitory boss, so he directly threw the incriminating evidence to him.
"Wenshan, he's fine, I asked him to get something for me, you said, what are you doing here, skipping class, and lying, be careful when you take the final exam, let you know if you don't have a course, hurry back to teach me." Director Xiong's words directly made Ye Feng blush, and he couldn't wait to find a crack to get into it by himself.
Ye Feng walked back, while secretly scolding the dormitory boss, didn't he say that he would let me come to greet him, why did he come here again, it's too not enough buddy, look at how I repair you when I go back, Ye Feng didn't want to go to class after returning to the dormitory, he was in a good mood, but now it's all gone, as soon as he took off his clothes, he climbed into bed and went to sleep, and he was not in the mood to go to class.
Finally stayed up until the afternoon, the second and third children in the dormitory came back from class, and the third child looked at it, and asked in surprise: "Fourth, you didn't go to meet your senior sister today, the junior sisters are waiting for you at the school gate, hurry up." ”
"Meet a fart, the boss is not a human anymore, the thief will fool me, alas, let me cry alone. Ye Feng didn't bother to pay attention to them, he would only tease himself, this is still a brother.
"What a big deal, fourth, get up, let's go play. After the third child changed his jersey, he shouted Ye Feng to go, but at this time, Ye Feng was still in the mood to play, he had the mind to play people, and he was still playing, and Ye Feng refused angrily.
"By the way, second, what day of the week is today, and I was angry with that bastard of the boss, I forgot the time. Ye Feng saw that the second child was still in the dormitory, so he asked.
"Fourth, you're okay, if you're sick, say it early, in case you accidentally leave, don't come back to find our brothers." "The second and fourth in the dormitory are in the same place, and it's even more unscrupulous to joke.
"You're just going to hang up, Lao Tzu is healthy now. Ye Feng replied, picked up his phone and looked at it, ", it's Monday today, and I haven't seen the One Piece updated yesterday." ”
After speaking, he climbed out of bed, turned on the computer and prepared to replenish himself with some spiritual food, as the saying goes, the head can be broken, the blood can flow, and One Piece cannot be broken, this sentence Ye Feng has always been regarded as a classic, especially every time he sees Sauron's sense of arrogance, Ye Feng is so cool that he can't breathe.