Chapter 239: Haha Melon Seeds!
The main reason why Master Chen Yuan agreed with the rules written by the uncle was because it only added one of his rules.
First, it is still a competition of force.
Second, elixirs and refining weapons.
Third, spirit animals, and spirit beast competition.
Fourth, the magic weapon!
Fifth, the corner of the wall!
The last one sounds a bit ridiculous, because this corner of the wall is really inexplicable.
But Master Chen felt that he had the absolute strength to crush the other party in front, so this corner of the wall will be the corner of the wall!
As the so-called master comes out of the people, maybe there are people on his side who are very good at this?
"Now that everyone has set the rules, let's consider these five things!"
"The first one, the competition by force, I don't think there is any doubt, we are naturally Chen Yuan's major here, and only Lao Chen Yuan has taken the initiative to do this level!"
Nima!
As soon as he heard the words of the people below, Master Chen Yuan immediately scolded in his heart, I Nima's, is it okay for Lao Tzu to be the leader of the alliance?
After that, do you want Lao Tzu to shit and wipe your ass!
Then I'm still a fart as the leader of the alliance!
"This is easy to say! Then let's talk about the second one!" "Master Chen Yuan can't, just do it yourself!"
"This, this is a technical job, I think Wensheng Quyuan is the biggest sect we have here, there must be a master!" said the man below again.
This grandson was sent by God to play with me!
Feelings are all from me, the leader of the alliance, and all treasures are sent by me, the biggest sect!
You're all here to warp the corner!
Then just go and knock on the corner!
"Ahem, this is okay, we just happen to have an alchemist in Wensheng Quyuan. However, do you have any of these refiners?"
"No!" The following answer is very neat, Chen Yuan has never felt that they are so united.
"Forget it. The refiners have withered, we definitely don't have them without them, it's a big deal to draw at this level, and it won't affect the overall situation!" Chen Yuan said.
"What about spirit beasts?
"Didn't you hear that Master Chen Yuan, you have a beast elephant?
"Yes, yes, five-grade spirit beast. I feel very high, this time it will also open our eyes!"
"Yes, yes, Lao Tzu has grown so big, I haven't seen what a spirit beast looks like?
When Master Chen heard their discussions, he was completely convinced, paralyzed, these grandsons just insisted on hugging their thighs!
Anyway, if you don't work hard, don't blame Lao Tzu for turning his face and not giving you any benefits!
"I believe that as soon as Chen Yuan's beast elephant came out, the other party directly admitted defeat at this level. Since ancient times, there have been clouds, heaven and earth spiritual things have virtuous people living in it, Chen Yuan Lord can get such a treasure, it is really destiny!" At this time, someone finally said a nice word, this sycophant is not obvious, but it is very fresh and refined!
"It's over, that's it. We're almost sure to win, what about the magic weapon?" Master Chen was directly slapped by that horse and climaxed. But as soon as the words came out, he regretted it, and he still asked for a ball, anyway, isn't it all their alliance leader?
"Master Chen Yuan, when it comes to magic weapons, I'm not targeting anyone. The ...... man in the room quickly shut up, almost saying that the "it's all garbage" in the back. "I may not have seen it, I have a treasure called the Spirit Rhino Sword, and the sword has the sound of a phoenix. It's a yellow-rank high-grade magic weapon!"
"Okay, then this Spirit Rhino Sword, let's have a yellow-level magic weapon here, I think even if the other party has such a magic weapon, we won't lose!"
Master Chen Yuan finally breathed a sigh of relief, paralyzed, and finally didn't need Lao Tzu to do anything alone, when you grandsons went home to play with their wives, why didn't you let me do it alone?
"Which of you will be in this corner?" asked Chen Yuanzhu.
"This, this one is some, there are some problems, I think our Wu Cave Master here should be very experienced!" someone said below.
This Wu cave master is an ancestral flower thief, but to say that this flower thief and the corner of the wall, it is two different things, the corner of the wall is a technical job, and the flower thief is a simple and rough manual work!
The guy known as the Wu Cave Master blushed and said, "This, although I have experience, I may not be able to win!"
Indeed, the daughter-in-law of this Wu Cave Master's disciple has never slept with him, and he really has a lot of say when it comes to the corner of the wall!
When it comes to warped corners, I'm not targeting anyone, everyone here is rubbish!
"Okay, then it's decided, we naturally have an advantage in the first game, one win and one draw in the second game, the third game, win, the fourth win, and the fifth game is basically a victory, just crush it!" Chen Yuanzhu was in a good mood, although he was not optimistic about the level of Wu Dongzhu, but even if it was a miss, it didn't matter.
They've won!
......
Soon, the two alliances, which almost encompassed most of the rivers and lakes, finally ushered in the first face-to-face confrontation!
Under the gray sky of the Far North Forest, the two groups of people found a vacant lot...... Sit on the floor!
No way, there's not even a chair, where do you let them sit?
Anyway, if you can win in the end!
Ma Xiaodonkey sat at the front with a group of people, and Chen Yixin and Qu Shiqing sat next to him.
This guy is good, he just sleeps in one of his arms, and a pair of legs stretch out to another woman's body for her to pinch.
It's a treat!
This can't be blamed on the horse and the donkey, as long as he is too deeply poisoned by a great god.
That man was a great god when the horse and the donkey did not cross over.
At one stage, Ma Xiaodonkey didn't know which tendon was right, and he was extremely concerned about the reunification of the motherland, and all he thought about all day long was how to get the bend back.
So I knew about such a character. What he said was so brilliant that the horse and the donkey fell in love.
Especially one of them: If one thing can be done on a woman's lap and on the desk, then why am I not on a woman's lap?"
Listen, how straightforward and philosophical this is...... It's like a horse and a donkey now!
Behind them. It is that each sect sits down in turn according to its own power size!
On the other side, it is naturally Chen Yuanzhu who is the boss himself, and the people around him are also sitting in a row.
The two sides of the horse are called Zhou, Wu, and King Zheng, a serious one!
At this time, Ma Xiaodonkey realized that it seemed that the two parties lacked nothing, and they lacked a host!
There is no moderator. The two parties are like one party going to prostitute the other, although it is a money transaction, but they can't talk, take off their pants and come, it's always a little less interesting, isn't it?
And on the side of the Alliance, in the middle of the back, there are some people, not many, just a few people. His mouth began to gurgle and eat.
They looked at each other while eating, as if they had come to see a play.
But the food they ate was not only loud, but also very fragrant, at least it made the people next to them itch when they heard it.
This includes Zhuge Qingfeng.
A cave master next to him had swallowed several mouthfuls of saliva, and he turned his head to look at him several times, still depressed in his heart, although we can't say that we are wearing a pair of pants, but how to say that it is also a broken boat. You're eating there, haven't you ever thought about something good to share?
But Zhuge Qingfeng still didn't look at his self-care.
The cave master had been observing for a long time. But Zhuge Qingfeng just ignored him, and after eating a pack, he actually took out another pack from his pocket.
"Master Zhuge , I don't know what you're eating?"
"Melon seeds!haha melon seeds!" Zhuge Qingfeng knocked to himself, without even looking at him.
That guy felt even more awkward, you said you. Why don't you understand etiquette at all, I asked you, under normal circumstances, shouldn't you let me eat?
However, Zhuge Qingfeng just answered him casually. Then he stopped talking.
"Oh, I haven't heard of this before, it seems delicious!" said the cave master.
"This, it's okay, it's boring anyway, just knock it off, the taste is still okay!" Zhuge Qingfeng just didn't mention it in that direction.
"Your specialty of Xishu?"
"No, this HSBC business bank has it, it's delicious! I don't believe you can go back and buy it!"
"Then Zhuge Master, do you still have anything here?" The cave master is already like this.
"Yes, I brought a pack!" Zhuge Qingfeng's head seemed to suddenly lose his mind, and he couldn't hear what the other party meant.
"Then, can you sell me a few packs, I'm bored too!" The cave master finally said, I want to buy yours, are you embarrassed to ask for money?
"That's not good, this thing is very expensive! Tell you, I have more than 100 in this bag, and one melon seed is a lot of money!"
"How much?"
"I won't tell you!"
......
Everyone was anxious to wait, but Master Chen Yuan sat very thoughtfully. His gaze was fixed on a guy across from him, and he thought he was the boss of the other party.
"Are they going to compete with us?" Chen Yuan thought to himself, everyone had arrived, but the other party still didn't speak, so he must have wanted to overwhelm himself in momentum!
It seems that this competition is starting now!
The other party is really a master!
Chen Yuanzhu was shocked in his heart, fortunately he was smart, otherwise he would have lost if he mainly spoke in advance.
Okay, since you don't speak, then I won't talk either, see who can bear it!
Master Chen Yuan's eyes were as wide as a cow as he looked at a guy in the middle of the opposite side.
Ma Xiaodonkey is also depressed, I'm in a groove, what's the matter? Let's all come to "Do Not Disturb Forever"? Even if it's not true, don't disturb, then there must be a woman, even if you don't want a woman, you always have to talk, don't you?
Okay, since you don't speak, then we don't talk either, come on, no one will send a few bags of haha melon seeds, everyone has nothing to brag about than smacking melon seeds, and they consume it!
So Ma Xiaodonkey immediately passed a bag of melon seeds to one by one.
As a result, when it was passed on to Pan Donkey, he heard this guy snoring there and fell asleep.
Fall asleep, just fall asleep, anyway, at this time, it's better to stay asleep than to be awake!
In other words, this Pan donkey has a characteristic, that is, he never closes his eyes when he sleeps, just like Zhang Fei!
Not only does he not close his eyes, but he is also the boss with a pair of eyes open!
Gotcha, you can go back to sleep! Anyway, I don't know when the other party's grandchildren will be!
So, Pan Donkey, who was sitting in the middle here, faced Chen Yuan's master!
Two people stared at each other, that's called an eyebrow flirtation!
However, soon Chen Yuan couldn't stand it, because he couldn't do it like the other party, his eyes didn't blink!
Even if I blink, I'm going to compare you to the end!
And when he saw that the other party began to pass a package of things, he felt a little strange in his heart, could it be that the other party still had any good things?
Refreshment and anti-fatigue?
Yes, Nima's, why didn't you think of it, go to HSBC Commercial Bank to buy some refreshment and anti-fatigue, authentic Land Rover green cattle to drink!
Chen Yuan Master regretted it while persevering, but he heard a gurgling sound in his ears, and the sound was like a mosquito buzzing in your ears during a summer nap, desperately drilling into your ears!
Don't mention it's uncomfortable!
This is definitely a fatal blow to his concentration!
"Master Zhuge , you can sell me a pack!" The cave master finally couldn't bear it anymore, what kind of haha melon seeds are this, they are so fragrant, they are fragrant!
"It's really expensive!"
"How much is it? What you just said, how much is a pill, it's a big deal, I'll give you a little more, you can sell me a pack!"
The cave master is also refreshing.
"This ......" Zhuge Qingfeng said with some embarrassment, and he looked like he was reluctant to cut his love. "Okay, I'll sell you a bag, but this melon seed costs a penny!"
Ten cents is equal to a penny, how much is a penny?
But this Zhuge boss still told himself that it was very expensive?
He's kidding himself!
"Then bring me a few bags first! Here are a hundred taels, all for you!" This is all the money he brought over today, but this guy is also willing to do it!
"No, no, no, you don't understand, Master Liangdong, my melon seeds, are a famous brand in the country, leading in global sales, and the melon seeds sold every year can circle the earth more than 100 times. So, this melon seed is sold like this, the first one is one cent, the second one is two cents, and the third one is four cents, you know what I mean, that's how it goes!"
"Master Zhuge laughed, even if this is the case, how much is it worth? You can rest assured, I can still afford to pay this little money in Wutian Cave!"
"Are you sure you don't count?"
"Do you still need to calculate such a simple account? Hurry up and give it to me, I just remember!"
"Okay, you can eat first!" Zhuge Qingfeng threw him a few packets.
As a result, this guy ate several packs in one go, and I have to say, this thing is really delicious!
"Anything else?" asked the cave master.
"Yes!
"Give me a little more!"
"In this way, you write a blood IOU first, and then you can eat my packet as you like!"
"That's amazing!"
"No, Master Liangdong, we are all out of the house, and naturally there will be no shortage of money at home, but the money everyone brings now is limited, so let's save it, as for this money, write an IOU, and say it after I go back!"
Zhuge Qingfeng's words made the guy sign the IOU gratefully!
(To be continued.) )