Chapter 62: Illiteracy and the Rice Bucket
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The inn Xiao Er and Lao Liang have been working here for nearly ten years, and their eyes can also read words and colors to judge whether the person in front of them is a good person or a bad person.
If they kill a good person by mistake in this Tancheng, they will definitely lose their lives, but if they kill a wicked person, then the Li family will turn a blind eye and throw the corpse into the deep mountains and forests to feed the wild beasts, and will not pursue the matter.
It's just that this time the innkeeper is blind, and the reason why he thinks that Jiang Zhe is a thief or a tomb robber: first, Jiang Zhe and the three are not strong men with big shoulders and round waists, and they don't have a fierce spirit, so they can't be mountain thieves and robbers;
Inn Xiao Er and Lao Liang are both people with two brushes, and ordinary bandits and robbers can behead them with a knife without knowing it, but they have a foolproof strategy.
"Lao Liang, it's still the old way, first take the sweat medicine, and then we will start after they all faint, looking at the appearance of those people, it seems that they are very rich, and we will still divide fifty-fifty at that time. The innkeeper shook the gold coin in front of Lao Liang's eyes.
Lao Liang nodded, "Those people asked for a few dishes, Lao Liang, take out your best craftsmanship and let them go on the road with peace of mind." After the inn junior finished speaking, he returned to the counter and handed the gold coins to the bookkeeper.
"Hey, Xiao Er, this time it's a rich lord again. The abacus in the hands of the bookkeeper crackled, it was already night, and it would be closed in another hour and a half, so the bookkeeper hurried through today's accounts in order to please the shopkeeper.
"This gold coin is a good thing, but it's a pity it's not ours, hurry up and settle the accounts for the guests of 203, I'll have to serve them later." The most unaccustomed thing about the inn junior is the appearance of the account room, and he threw the gold coins to the account room angrily, and slapped the menu ordered by Jiang Zhe on the counter.
The man in the bookkeeper has no temper, he thinks that everything can be turned into a big thing and a small thing. So he didn't complain anything, his fingers were still rhythmically calculating, and then he handed over nine silver coins and three copper coins to Xiao Er from the drawer.
"Since I'm so rich, I might as well leave some deductions. The bookkeeper looked at Xiao Er, Xiao Er also understood what he meant, and it was inconvenient to say anything, this is the rule of the inn, the bookkeeper wants to deduct some money, Xiao Er can't take care of it, and he doesn't want to be nosy.
Jiang Zhe and they lay on the bed to rest after they entered the room, this day's journey is nothing to Jiang Zhe, but for Mingde, this is the Red Army's Long March, tired he fell asleep directly, and said "Call me when the meal is ready." ”
And Jiang Zhe lay down for a while and then got up, he opened the window next to the bed, in front of him was the commercial street in the north of the city, although it was night, but the night market in the north of the city was not much different from the day.
Some people are drinking and chatting in the restaurant, and some people are standing at the bridge, looking at the ten-mile lotus flowers reflected by the lights, and they don't know what they are thinking.
And Samwa was lying on Jiang Zhe's bed, crossing Xiao Erlang's legs, holding the snacks he had just bought, which felt like a fairy.
"You, you're really useless. Jiang Zhe looked at the crumbs on Samwa's face, so he wiped it off with his hand, "You go down and sit down and eat, don't mess up the bed." Jiang Zhe slipped Shenwa onto the stool.
In his eyes, the baby is not yet grown up doll, although it has spent nine thousand years, but it is still a child's temper, the baby has not been impregnated by the outside world since it woke up, and every five hundred years there is only one goal, that is, to reach the world, and fight with the brothers.
Sanwa didn't say anything, he couldn't speak, and the snack in his mouth made him stuff slowly, "You slow down, we won't rob you." Jiang Zhe sat down next to Samwa and poured him a cup of tea.
"Little Zhezi, let me discuss something with you. Samwa swallowed the last bite of her snack, and then stared straight at Jiang Zhe.
Jiang Zhe moved Samwa's chubby face aside, "Don't look at me like that, just say something." ”
"Hey, hey. Samwa smiled shamelessly, this smile made Jiang Zhe feel furious, "It's not a big deal, but can you give me this gold coin." ”
"What are you doing with so much money, I found out that you became so rich in the afternoon when we came to this town. Jiang Zhe was also speechless.
"No, I agreed with the boss who sold sugar gourds, tomorrow he will make me a hundred strings of sugar gourds, and I will give him a gold coin. Sanwa said very longingly.
Jiang Zhe was directly stunned, sure enough, he was still a child, and he was sold and helped to count the money, "I'll popularize knowledge for you now, this gold coin can buy a thousand strings of sugar gourds, but the boss gives you a hundred strings, what does this mean?"
Samwa counted with her fingers, "I know, it's one hundred to one thousand." ”
As soon as these words came out, eight out of ten vomited blood and died, and two went to a psychiatric hospital, where they were so angry with Samwa. Jiang Zhe breathed a sigh of relief, "Okay, Samwa, you learn arithmetic first, and I'm discussing with me who is better than a thousand or a hundred, if others hear it, people will praise you." ”
"What are you praising me?" said Samwa's eyes were full of anticipation.
"Illiterate. ”
"What is illiteracy, does it mean that I am particularly handsome?"
"Yes, it means very handsome, you are illiterate, super illiterate. Jiang Zhe was speechless.
In Samwa's mind, Jiang Zhe's words were translated as "You are handsome, very handsome", you still have to care about your appearance when you are a ginseng, is there any reason for this?
"Tomorrow let Mingde take you to sell sugar gourds, and I'll ask for directions tomorrow to see if there are any places around here that are helpful for cultivation. Jiang Zhe didn't want to chat with Shenwa directly, he felt that the person sitting next to him was not Jiuye ginseng, but idiot ginseng.
"A few masters, the meal is here. The innkeeper opened the door as he spoke, looking flattering.
"Mingde, get up and eat......" Jiang Zhe just wanted to ask Mingde to get up to eat, but found that Mingde was already sitting next to him, and his eyes were staring at the food, as if he wanted to go up and grab it directly, if it wasn't for his mother teaching him to be a good boy and be reserved.
"Aren't you asleep?" Jiang Zhe was puzzled.
"yes, I was awakened by the smell of food. Mingde said with a shy face.
"Rice bucket. Jiang Zhe said helplessly, but Mingde didn't answer, it seemed to acquiesce, Mingde grabbed the big white steamed bun and gobbled it up directly.
The innkeeper was directly stunned, and now he finally determined that these guys must not be good people, they must have not eaten for a few days, and then they got the money today.
Xiao Er thought to himself, eat slowly, and I will send you to report to the Hades Palace in a while, "The three masters use it slowly, the little ones go down first, and if you need anything, you can greet the little ones." Then Xiao Er withdrew.
At this time, Samwa also joined the big family of gobbling up, holding chicken wings in one hand and a piece of beef in the other.
"Aren't you a plant, can you eat meat?" Jiang Zhe asked.
Samwa glanced at Jiang Zhe with disdain, which means that you are a turtle, you haven't seen it. "I've now turned into a human being, okay, who said that plants can't eat meat, haven't you seen cannibalism devouring people, don't you force me, force me and I'll eat Mingde raw. ”
Jiang Zhe glanced at Mingde, and then looked at Samwa, "You have a really strong taste." ”
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