Chapter 1: The Tragic Nudity
It was a hot day in July, the asphalt roads were sweaty, and the passing girls also changed into short skirts. A small seller of watermelon juice on the side of the road shouted, glancing at the white thighs of the women next to the station from time to time.
"Watermelon juice, a glass of cold"
The man interrupted the peddler with a remark. The man took out 2 yuan and looked at the saliva on the vendor's mouth. The corners of his mouth twitched.
"Okay"
With a quick movement, the watermelon juice was made in the blink of an eye.
"Sir, your watermelon juice, you're good to go"
The peddler's name is Ye Lin, he grew up in an orphanage, he has graduated from college for a year, he has no job and no money, so he has no choice but to set up a stall.
"The chengguan is coming"
I don't know who whispered
Ye Lin frowned, and thought, Nima, I only came here yesterday, and I came here again today, bullying people!
"Haha, how can this handsome guy say that he has also practiced, do you want to be the second place in the 5000-meter race when you were in college, can you be caught up by the fat chengguan?" Ye Lin shook his hair in a dashing manner, and the two fat chengguan behind him were already out of breath.
Seeing that the chengguan turned his head and left, Ye Lin slowed down and slowly stopped.
"Eh, it's hard to make money, it's hard to go to the sky." As he spoke, his eyes stared at the beauties in the past.
"Wow~"
A truck approached
"Grass, this is going to kill people!" Ye Lin also had to take care of his watermelon juice cart, turned around and hid to the right. A donkey rolls and dodges the big truck.
"Let the brake fail!" "Boom!"
"My car!" Ye Lin almost cried, and the hard-earned money bought a cart for squeezing watermelon juice, which was wasted. No, let's see if someone is dead, we have to make him pay!
Ye Lin looked at the back of the car, and there was a burst of words
"I'll wipe it, it's still a car that transports combustible gas, and it won't blow up."
Thinking like this in his heart, he still walked over, and when he got to the front of the car, Ye Lin was stupid, no one!
"The young man is leaking the sports car!"
"Damn, you ran away a long time ago. Lose money!"
The two were far apart, and Ye Lin didn't hear what the driver uncle said, but vaguely heard the word "missing".
"Hiss~hiss~" The sound is very good. But in Ye Lin's ears, the voice was as terrible as death.
"No, don't blow it up. I haven't found my parents, I haven't found a girlfriend, I haven't asked the driver to pay for my juice truck!"
Shouting on his lips, he didn't forget the wild running under his feet, but as soon as he took the first step, misfortune happened.
"Boom~"
A huge explosion resounded in the sky, and the space was covered with waves. The waves became bigger and bigger, and the space was shattered into a black wormhole.
......
A few white clouds float leisurely in the air, and occasionally a few strange birds more than ten meters long fly over, and under the clouds is a big river called Lingxiao.
Ye Lin was also floating naked in the river at this time, the corners of his mouth were tilted upward, probably some good dream.
"Grandpa, grandpa, come on, there's a guy coming up from the bottom of the water. A little girl of about sixteen years old shouted to an old man with a white beard by the river
"Good girl, be quiet, the fish are scared away by you"
The old man frowned, his white eyebrows trembling, and the fish that was about to bite the hook was scared away by her granddaughter's shout. But he turned his head away from something
"What, you just said someone fell overboard! I'm coming."
"Plop"
The old man plunged into the water, kicked his legs, and rushed nearly five meters away with a stroke of both hands, and another dragon turned over, holding Ye Lin with one hand, and swimming to the shore with the other hand. In just a dozen seconds, Ye Lin was rescued ashore.
"Grandpa is so amazing," the little girl's eyes sparkled.
"That is, when Grandpa was young, he singled out two second-order ice wolves, and his face still didn't change and his heart didn't beat."
"Grandpa bragged again," the girl looked disdainful.
"Haha, brag calf. Don't talk about this, granddaughter, look, this kid is naked, he doesn't even have clothes, you go to the town and buy a dress."
Only then did the girl notice that Ye Lin's body was naked. His face was flushed.
"Grandpa, I, then I'll buy him clothes first. The old man nodded, and after the girl left, he touched Ye Lin's forehead with his hand, and then looked dazed, touched Ye Lin's abdomen again, and smiled bitterly. sighed,
"Eh, I'm afraid that such a person will not have a chance with martial arts in this life and this life."
Picking up the leaf forest, he walked towards the cabin not far ahead.
At this time, Ye Lin was also in a mess in his mind, and he had a lot of memories, and after sorting it out a little, he realized that he had actually traveled to another world, and it was just a matter of crossing over, and he actually possessed a waste with broken meridians, how could he live in this world where martial arts were respected.
This person is also called Ye Lin, born in the big family of the Ye family, but it is just a collateral bloodline. But because of the superior qualifications, it attracted the envy of many people and the appreciation of the elders. It is inevitable that he will cheat, he was chased and killed by several eldest sons of the Ye family, abolished the meridians of his body, poured poison, and threw him into the Lingxiao River. Throwing it into the river, they actually stripped Ye Lin naked. It is clear that he wants the fierce beasts in the river to swallow it cleanly, and there is no proof of survival or death for a corpse.
It just so happened that after the death of Ye Lin in another world, a wormhole emerged from the bottom of the river, and Ye Lin's soul happened to collide with the corpse of this Ye Lin, and found a suitable body, so he catered to it, and the two became one. That's why we have the current Ye Lin.
"Ahem," the old man outside the door coughed twice and walked in. Ye Lin hurriedly got up, just wanted to kneel down and bow to Xie but felt a cold swish under his crotch, by the way, no clothes! Ye Lin looked embarrassed, and the old man glanced at it
"Little brother don't have to be polite, you are injured, you don't need to salute"
"Then how can it be done, the grace of dripping water should be reciprocated by a spring, besides, you saved my life" After speaking, Ye Lin ignored his naked body, got out of bed, and knelt down.
"Bang, bang, bang" kowtowed three times in a row.
"Thank you grandpa for saving your life, I, Ye Lin, will do my best to repay grandpa in the future"
"Get up, get up, it's cold on the ground. The old man helped Ye Lin up, and just raised his hand to say something, but unexpectedly, the door creaked and was pushed open.
"Grandpa, the clothes have been bought" As soon as the girl entered the door, she saw Ye Lin standing there naked, motionless.
"Ahh Ye Lin is also blind, what's going on. Why are you scolding me for being a hooligan, although I'm a little lustful, but I haven't done anything bad, and people are still little virgins who sleep with their left and right hands.
"Huh~" The door opened and a gust of wind blew, and Ye Lin's crotch was cold. Grass! I'm not wearing clothes! What happened just now? The girl didn't see it all. Ah, I must have seen it so closely, it's over. Ye Lin got into the quilt. An innocent look on his face.
The old man also had a crying and laughing expression.
"Eh, that Ye Lin is right, you rest first, if there is something to call Xiaoice, it's the girl just now, you have also seen it, as for me, my name is Dugu Extinguishing the Sky, you can call me Dugu Old Man, look at you like you were abandoned by the family, after the injury is healed, fish with me, it can be regarded as repaying me, I will help you get your clothes first" Ye Lin nodded, watched Dugu Old Man walk out of the door, and sighed.
"Gollum~" I'm hungry. What to do, I'll have to order something to eat later.
Looking around, looking at the room with only walls and a few tables, Ye Lin lowered his head, the old man's family is not very rich, but there are a lot of watermelons!
There is a pile of watermelons in the northeast corner of the house, I don't know if I don't see it, this old man is so close to himself, and he is a melon seller at the same time, but Ye Lin is wandering in another world.