Chapter 36: Bow on Your Feet!
After all, the author only knows the principle of artificial rainfall on paper, everyone is happy, don't dig into it!
"Brother, I really didn't expect to see you today!" Chen Weiguo was excited, if it wasn't for his brother, his family's life would be gone, let alone the current emperor!
At that time, although Chen Weiguo was ambitious and ambitious, but among the brothers, he was not very conspicuous, and he could not be counted in terms of seniority, but Zhou Haitong tried his best to override public opinion and chose himself to be the emperor, not only that, but in order to help himself ascend to the holy throne, he spent Jiazi cultivation to transfer his own merits to himself!
What is merit? That represents luck. From turmoil to the founding of the country, Zhou Haitong has accumulated enough luck, but he doesn't want to be the emperor, it's not that he doesn't want to, he can't.
Chen Weiguo still remembers what Zhou Haitong said at that time: "For the sake of the common people in the world, for the sake of the world, I have died of my father, mother-in-law, and children, I don't want to be the emperor? But I can't be the emperor, because I know my own materials, I am only suitable for marching and fighting, and even fierce and ruthless, Lao Tzu has worked hard to fight the country, Lao Tzu does not want to see him destroyed in the hands of Lao Tzu!" Brothers, you all followed me all the way to cut it with a sword, I know your character better than anyone else, but you are not suitable to be an emperor, only a bandit, and Chen Weiguo is different, he can, I think he can, at least he will not insult the country that hundreds of thousands of my brothers have piled up with blood and bones!"
"I know that many of you are not convinced, because he Chen Weiguo is only your younger brother, the fifteenth brother, but managing a country, it does not mean that he is old and qualified, Chen Weiguo He can really do it for the country and the people, you can't do it!"
"Great rivers and mountains, you go and take a look, this world is still very beautiful, so beautiful that we have to guard him for a lifetime, this is our brother's country, the country is not anyone's, he is each of us, is the emperor good? The emperor is a manager, and we will protect him with our strength!"
In the end, Zhou Haitong also warned Chen Weiguo that he must not insult our brother's country!"
"Unless auspicious weather falls from the sky, I, Zhou Haitong, will not return to the imperial city!" These were Zhou Haitong's words before leaving.
Chen Weiguo finally remembered, it was really auspicious!
"I'm coming back this time for him!" Zhou Haitong pointed to the horse and the donkey. "My good nephew!"
"Brother, I'm ashamed of your entrustment back then!" Chen Weiguo was a little embarrassed, he was about to lose the country, and he had to count on Ma Xiaodonkey to come to the rescue!
"No, you're doing a good job, it's just a disaster. It is said that it is the little donkey's nephew who rescued the emergency, which is naturally true, but if you hadn't given birth to a good daughter, where would you have such a bride price! So, this is also your credit!" Zhou Haitong said with a smile, but those eyes never left the horse and the little donkey.
Anyone can see his love for horses and donkeys!
However, Ma Xiaodonkey was tightened by his buttocks for a while, and he got goosebumps. Uncle Zhou, won't there be any Longyang, right?
And Hu Yanglin on the side has been watching everything here, this should have been the political history of his country, but he was fortunate to witness it, but this touching scene of old friends meeting made him even more contemptuous of the Qingtian Empire!
"The emperor is not like the emperor, the courtiers are not like the courtiers, this heavenly kingdom can't become a big climate!"
But looking at Chen Yixin, who was as pretty as a snow lotus, he hated it even more!
"Ma Xiaodonkey, you have been in the limelight enough today, and Lao Tzu will give you a good look later!"
At this moment, the eunuch outside the door shouted, "Your Majesty's auspicious time is almost here!"
"Okay, then let's send our niece out of the cabinet and welcome my nephew and daughter-in-law into the house!" Zhou Haitong said.
"Father, uncle, the second bride price should be more, let's go out and have a look!" Ma Xiaodonkey calculated that the time was almost up, so he hurriedly said.
"Okay, okay, I can see my brother today, and I have relieved my hatred in my heart, and I am inexplicably happy, so let's take a good look at my good son-in-law's second bride price!" Chen Weiguo said loudly.
Everyone walked out of the court, but they still saw the scorching sun.
"What about the second bride price?" asked Chen Weiguo.
"Defend the country and don't be anxious, will this little donkey nephew disappoint you?" Zhou Haitong explained for Ma Xiaodonkey.
"It's too!" Chen Weiguo thought about it, as if this was the case, every time, Ma Xiaodonkey would surprise himself, and every time he thought that something that was impossible was realized by him!
"Father, what is your greatest wish now?" asked Ma Xiaodonkey at the right time.
"Hahaha, today, I think that I have no regrets, of course, if it can rain, it will be all the best!" Chen Weiguo said.
"Then, this second bride price will make my father fulfill his wish!" After Ma Xiaodonkey finished speaking, the sky suddenly fell, and a star rain fell on Chen Weiguo's head.
"It's raining!" said a minister below, also touching his forehead.
"Yes, it's raining!" shouted someone else.
"Oh my God, it's really raining!" more and more people exclaimed, it's really raining!
"Oooh...... It's raining, it's raining...... "A lot of people can't control their emotions and completely forget that the current occasion is not suitable for noise at all.
However, it had not rained for a long time, and they had forgotten when it had rained last time, the crops had not been harvested, and the well water was drying up, and now it suddenly rained, and it was as excited as the people of the Flaming Mountains to finally see the rain.
"It's raining, it's really raining!" At this time, Chen Weiguo was obviously even happier than them, it was really raining! His dream really came true!
With a "plop", Chen Weiguo knelt on the ground. "God forbid!"
Zhou Haitong hurriedly pulled him up, laughed, and laughed wildly.
"Don't thank God, in the eyes of God, we are all dogs and ants, the world is not kind, but the horse and the donkey are raining against the sky, I think if we bow down, we must also bow down for the common people of the world to worship my good nephew, your good son-in-law!" Zhou Haitong said.
"What? You say this rain is from the stinky boy of the horse and the donkey?" Chen Weiguo's words were undoubtedly like throwing a thunderstorm pill in the crowd!
Rain has always been God's thing, and his horse and donkey can actually rain?
Is this still human?
Is this still human?
This can't be? It's all a dream!
"Plop!" Chen Weiguo had already knelt down in front of the horse and the little donkey.
Ma Xiaodonkey quickly knelt down, "Father, this can't be helped, you are trying to torment your son-in-law!"
Zhou Haitong, who was beside "Plop", also knelt down.
Ma Xiaodonkey hurried to help, this really made him unbearable!
"No, good nephew, you have received this worship, this worship is our gratitude to you on behalf of the whole world!" Zhou Haitong said.
"Plop" the entire hall under the stairs, kneeling together, this time no one mixed with any feelings, even if they were jealous and cursed Ma Xiaodonkey, but he was able to bring heavy rain to the empire, and he was able to accept this!
Ma Xiaodonkey didn't know what to do now? looked back at his father Ma Haotian, only to find that Ma Haotian only cared about tears!
Hu Yangyun looked at everything, but scolded disdainfully in his heart: "I really know how to act!"
At this time, the rain is getting heavier and heavier, and it has urgently made people in the heavy rain unable to open their eyes!
What a timely rain!
"Get up!" Ma Haotian saw that it was almost over, so he hurriedly said. "You are envious of my son's power, and you want to torture him!
Chen Weiguo and Zhou Haitong stood up, and Chen Weiguo waved his hand to make the people below stand up.
"The rain is getting more and more urgent, let's go inside!" Ma Xiaodonkey reminded.
"No, this kind of rain will drench me for three days and three nights, and I will be happy, so let him drench it, and drench it hard!" Chen Weiguo was really happy!
Hu Yangyun couldn't stand it anymore, he felt that he needed to stop them from acting, he really couldn't think of a more fake scene than this? The rain could also be attributed to a person's credit? He thought that Ma Xiaodonkey was a god!
This is even more fake than shadow puppetry!
Hu Yangyun doesn't think that a person can rain, if you want to say that he is a peak martial artist, he can turn his hands into clouds and cover his hands for rain, that's about the same, but there is no such person in the entire continent!
His horse and donkey can make it rain, and the ghost believes it!
It's just that he calculated in advance that it would rain today!
What a funny scene!
"Uncle Huang, the nephew thinks that this is Tiangu Qingtian, just a timely rain for Qingtian in the great drought, today the ninth princess is married, to be honest, the nephew is a little aggrieved in his heart, but the manly husband should be able to afford to put it down, I don't know if the emperor can let the nephew dance the sword in this heavy rain, it can be regarded as saying goodbye to the ninth princess! Although the nephew is not talented, he is also a disciple of Wensheng Quyuan, and I believe that he will not fall into the atmosphere at this time!" Hu Yangyun said.
Chen Weiguo really thinks this guy is in the way, although this is a bit of a suspicion of crossing the river and demolishing the bridge, but this is a fact, he is the only outsider here, at this time, you should be a quiet bystander!
But he really couldn't refuse him, so he had to say: "Then thank your deceased nephew for his kindness!"
"What did Uncle Huang say, this is the last time that the nephew will show his affection for the Ninth Princess!" Hu Yangyun said. "The Wensheng Quyuan where the nephew is located has such a ability, that is, any song can evolve into a sword move!
After Hu Yangyun finished speaking, he drew his sword and stood up, and his whole body was like a swimming dragon shuttling in the rain, the sword light was dashing and flying, and it was beautiful!
The heavy rain is flying, the sword moves are flying, and Hu Yangyun is free and easy, which is a beautiful sword dance!
"Okay," Zhou Haitong is well-informed, and he has to admire, this Hu Yangyun is indeed a master!
And the reason why Hu Yangyun did this, in addition to stopping the horse and the little donkey from arrogantly going to the sky, also had two purposes.
One is to tell everyone that his skills are not as unbearable as yesterday, and the reason why he was slapped in the face by Ma Xiaodonkey was completely careless and underestimated the enemy.
It can be regarded as saving a little face for himself.
On the other hand, he is still very confident in himself, so he wants to use a sword dance to leave his traces in the heart of the ninth princess, so that even if this little donkey marries the ninth princess, the ninth princess must think of herself in her heart!
Hu Yangyun is extremely confident in his appearance, and there is no reason why any woman will not fall in love with her when she sees her, including the nine princesses.
Therefore, during the rain of sword dance, Hu Yangyun also made some imperceptible teasing moves at Chen Yixin in a timely manner!
Not everyone can see these movements. But Ma Xiaodonkey saw it clearly, and his heart was so angry!
This dog's day, he actually made such an action to his own woman in front of himself and on such an occasion, then he has to do it, see how Lao Tzu treats you!