Chapter Ninety-Two: Grandpa Died 5
After the meal, the servants cleaned up the dishes and chopsticks one after another.
The stone walked in front of the old man's coffin and went to offer incense to the old man.
The stone bent down and took three sticks of incense in his hand, which he attached to the candle in front of the offering table to "light incense".
Officer Wang walked to the side of the stone and asked: Little master, now that the midwinter has passed, the spring is rippling, the weather is gradually warming, and the sun is still hanging in the sky today.
But?
The stone held up the incense, bowed three times in front of the old man's spirit, and replied: "Officer Wang doesn't have to think too much! Sister Erfeng is pregnant, and it will be inconvenient for them to come.
Officer Wang argued: But Brother Tang ・・・・・・
The stone put the incense into the ash basin and rushed to say: Officer Wang doesn't know anything! My dad hates to deal with these dignitaries the most.
So, my dad didn't come.
Officer Wang exhaled deeply and muttered: The villain still thinks ・・・・・・
"Officer Wang's thoughts!" the stone continued:
Officer Wang Bingdao: The villain still thinks that Brother Tang is still "unwilling to let go" because of the villain's previous foolishness.
Shi said: Officer Wang should not be distracted! Now that Sister Erfeng and Min'er are sisters, no matter what you say! We belong to a family, and some unhappy things in the past, let it float away from the clouds, and let it pass away with the wind.
"Yes, yes, yes. Officer Wang replied:
Officer Wang said: Since the villain was born, he has not believed it in his heart! What other "benevolent way" is there in the world? I only know that "the strong are kings, and the losers are cowards."
For this reason, the villain has quarreled with the old man many times.
But after getting to know the little master, looking at the little master's true feelings for the old man, and watching the villain's family rely on the little master in every way, the villain's thousands of clues have been reversed.
What the villain did before is indeed despicable.
It's a pity, old man・・・・・・
said: Officer Wang failed to lock up his tears, and the tears flowed "heavily".
The stone said: Officer Wang mourns! Officer Wang can wake up from his grief, it is really exciting, and the stone believes that if Grandpa knows it underground, he will also rejoice.
Officer Wang choked up and said: There is the guidance of the little master!
Officer Wang asked: I implore the little master to come over there and sit down!
Stone asked: When is Grandpa going to be buried?
Officer Wang replied: Everything is up to the little master!
Stone Road: As the saying goes, "I don't go out of the funeral at noon", I see!
Officer Wang replied: The little master is wise! The decision of the little master is "inconsistent" with the calculation made by Mr. Geographer invited by the villain.
The stone called: Officer Wang smiled! These are the customs of the countrymen.
The stone muttered: Before the time, it should be almost there!
"Yes, yes, yes, a quarter of an hour is still in the future. Officer Wang replied:
The gongs and drums at the "Ping Pong" scene were beaten very loudly.
The bailiff shouted: "Brothers, be in good spirits, everyone is starting to get on the ox (the rope that traps the coffin)!"
The stone immediately leaned under the coffin and knelt.
Officer Wang hurriedly went to hold the old man's spiritual seat.
The crying, shouting, and shouting at the scene became one.
More than a dozen people in front of them carried couplets and wreaths, and gradually walked forward.
Officer Wang led the family and followed behind the wreath.
Then, there was a burst of shouts, shouting: Go!
"Papapa, pa・・・・・・" firecrackers rang off again and again.
Officer Wang took his family and couldn't walk a few steps, then knelt in front of the coffin and kowtowed.
After tossing for a while, everyone finally arrived at their destination.
Everyone put the old man's coffin by the well (the pit where the dead were buried).
Min'er knelt in front of the well, crying silently.
Yu's mother walked up to Min'er, put her hands on Min'er, and choked up: Miss, don't be so sad!
Min'er resolutely crawled towards the coffin and cried: Grandpa, what should I do if you leave・・・・・・!
Mother Li walked to Min'er's side, stretched out her hand to help Min'er, and persuaded: Miss, the old man has gone, and everyone is very sad.
However, it is the people who will come one day.
Besides, the old man's age?
Min'er gradually stopped crying and stood up with Li's mother.
"Please go down to the well to collect money (loose mud from the well)!" the bailiff asked:
The second, third, and fourth ladies walked down one after another, each grabbing a handful of dirt and putting it on their filial piety clothes.
The second, third, and fourth ladies climbed into the well and turned around in a circle, and then slowly climbed up.
The fifth, sixth, and seventh ladies climbed down the well one after another.
The bailiff officer shouted: "The auspicious time has come, and the burial has begun."
The fifth, sixth, and seventh ladies climbed up in a panic.
The fifth lady climbed the well first.
The Seventh Lady was struggling to climb up.
Suddenly, Mrs. Seventh and Mrs. Six fell into the well together.
The two of them lay in the well, touching their waists and exclaiming, "Ah!
Officer Wang knelt in front of the well, and when he saw this scene, he quickly stood up and jumped into the well with both feet.
"Oops" my toes.
Officer Wang asked, "Sixth, what's wrong with your toes?"
"Oh ・・・・・・, you've stepped on my toes!" cried the Sixth Lady.
Officer Wang hurriedly removed his feet and dragged the sixth lady with both hands.
The Seventh Lady stretched out her hand to grab Officer Wang and stood up, and said, "Xianggong-how do you care about your sister, you don't care about me!"
Officer Wang replied: I ・・・・・・
The Seventh Lady turned around and slowly climbed up.
"Oh, yes!," the sixth lady cried out again and again:
Officer Wang immediately went to help Mrs. Liu.
The bailiff officer approached the well and asked, "Big brother, do you want to help?"
Officer Wang asked rhetorically: Is it that the auspicious time has passed?
The bailiff replied: "Don't worry, big brother! The auspicious time has not yet arrived, and we will have to wait for a while before "burying."
The sixth lady slowly stood up with Officer Wang and cried: "Bailiff, you goddamn officer, it's not yet time, what are you called!
The bailiff replied: Yes, yes, yes, the villain should not shout, the villain has caused the sixth lady to be so bad! The villain is really guilty.
"Hurry up!" Officer Wang called:
The sixth lady limped to the corner of the well, grabbed the dirt with her hands, and climbed up with all her might.
Officer Wang stood behind Mrs. Six's buttocks and pushed her hard.
The bailiff walked up to Mrs. Six and stretched out his hand to pull Mrs. Six.
The Sixth Lady grabbed the bailiff's wrist.
The bailiff took advantage of the situation and pulled the sixth lady up.
The sixth lady stomped her foot, stretched out her hand to hit the bailiff, and scolded: You who have been warmed, "aunt and grandmother" must beat you to death today.
The bailiff officer held his head in his hands and crouched there motionless.
The Sixth Lady kept slapping the bailiff's head.
"Stop, there are so many people here! What kind of thing are you making such a fuss?" Officer Wang jumped up from the well and shouted:
The sixth lady stepped back whimsically, muttering: Who told him to shout nonsense.
Mother Li gradually walked over and said, "Young master, the time for burial should be almost over."
The bailiff picked up his watch and looked at it, and it was exactly 14 o'clock.
The bailiff officer went over to the chicken coop, grabbed a big rooster, and muttered in a low voice: The old man stays in the west, and congratulates the eldest brother and the whole family to "come ・・・・・・to the rice for money"
Then, the bailiff grabbed a rooster, chopped the chicken's neck, and threw the chicken into the well.
A policeman fired a string of firecrackers, which were thrown next to the chicken, and the chicken was so frightened that it was all around.
In the end, the chicken was so frightened that it tried its best to die.
The bailiff shouted: "Brothers, work hard, everyone put the old man down in the well."
Officer Wang immediately went down and "knelt".
The policemen "coaxed" and moved the old man's coffin above the well.
There are four calves in each of the wells (calves are small tree trunks).
The officers slowly lowered the coffin down, and the coffin landed on top of the calf.
The officers then untied the thick rope and hemp rope that trapped the coffin.
Everyone dragged the calf separately and slid the coffin down together.
The coffin slipped to the bottom of the well, and the police took out the calf.
The bailiff officer shouted, "Everyone, pay attention! Everyone help the old man cover the roof!"
The police scrambled to shovel dirt and fill the wells.
The front of the well was full of kneeling people, and the mourning was intermittent.
The policemen worked hard for a while, and finally piled up the old man's grave.
The bailiff put the wreaths and couplets on the table, and asked: I beg the eldest brother to mourn! I implore the little lord to mourn! I implore the sisters-in-law and ladies to mourn! I implore the young ladies to mourn!
Mother Li hurriedly went to rub the stones.
Shi stood up with him, patted his knee, and thanked: Thank you, Mama Li!
The stone shouted: "Officer Wang, ladies and sisters, get up!"
Everyone stood up one after another.
The servants went one after another to help their masters.
The guests chattered to each other one sentence on the left and one sentence on the right, and the scene became lively.
The bailiff officer shouted: Distinguished guests, be quiet, the old man has been buried properly today, we wish the filial family many sons and blessings, good luck and smooth career in the coming year・・・・・・
Officer Wang called: "My father has made proper arrangements to go up the mountain today, thank you! Thank you・・・・・・
Officer Wang bowed deeply to everyone.
Everyone said one after another: Officer Wang is polite! Officer Wang is polite!
The stone came to Officer Wang and said, "Since grandpa has been buried, why don't we go back and talk about it."
Officer Wang replied: Yes, yes, yes.
Officer Wang shouted: "My father has been buried, please go home!"
Everyone walked home one after another.
The bailiff took a shovel, picked up a bundle of sesame stalks, and a gong and drum, and shouted, "Go!"
Officer Wang led the family and walked slowly.
From time to time, the bailiff beat gongs and drums.
At that time, Officer Wang took his family to his home.
Officer Wang first placed the old man's spiritual seat, and then walked out of the living room.
Standing in the middle of the garden, Officer Wang shouted, "Distinguished guests and brothers have been busy all morning, so let's have a bowl of light food before talking."
The servants were busy bringing the meal.
Officer Wang sat down with him and asked, "Little Lord, County Magistrate Hu, Mayor Hao, please!"
County Magistrate Hu replied: Director Wang is polite!
Shi Li said: Everyone has been busy all morning, Officer Wang has worked hard, County Magistrate Hu has worked hard, and Mayor Hao has worked hard.
Mayor Hao bowed and said: The little master followed Officer Wang's family back and forth to "salute", which is really hard.
Officer Wang commented: Speaking of which, the villain's gratitude is beyond words! The little master's enthusiasm for the old man, the villain admires him so much that he throws himself to the ground, and the villain does not say much, and he will be the saddle before and after the horse, and he will obey his orders in the future.
County Magistrate Hu praised: The little master's affection is sincere and admirable.
Shi argued: County Magistrate Hu has won the award! Mayor Hao has won the award! Everyone has worked hard, Shi is still young, and there are many things that he has not been able to take into account, and I hope that County Magistrate Hu and Mayor Hao will bear with me!
County Magistrate Hu and Mayor Hao Qi said: The little lord is too humble!
The stone said: Officer Wang said too much just now! The stone does not want you to saddle the horse before and after, and the stone does not expect you to obey orders, and the stone only hopes that you will sincerely wait for everything and what the stone does! It is just a matter within its bounds, and Officer Wang does not have to keep it in mind all the time.
"Young master, please also invite the masters to dine!" Yu's mother asked:
Officer Wang replied: Yes, yes, yes, after a morning of tossing, everyone's stomachs should be empty.
Officer Wang asked: Little master, County Magistrate Hu, Mayor Hao, please use it!
Officer Wang said: Brother Fa together!
The bailiff grabbed the wine bottle with both hands, helped the ranks sift the wine, and replied: "Big brother is at his own convenience!
Officer Wang stood up and shouted: "Distinguished guests!" Brothers! Hello everyone! Today, the old man was able to go up the mountain smoothly, thank you for your sincere send-off! Thank you brothers for your great help! Now the villain only has a rough and thin wine, to thank everyone! I wish you a new year, a new atmosphere, and good luck throughout the year・・・・・・
"Big brother, please!" exclaimed the bailiff, sifting a full glass of wine:
Officer Wang raised his glass and asked, "Please!"
Everyone drank one after another.
Stone picked up his glass and took two sips in quick succession.
Then, Stone drank two glasses of wine, and his cheeks quickly turned red.
County Magistrate Hu raised his wine glass and called: Little master, good place, let's drink again!
The stone waved his hand and said: County Magistrate Hu's hospitality, the stone is grateful in his heart, and the stone really can't be drunk anymore.
Officer Wang continued: The little master really can't drink anymore, so the little brother will accompany the county magistrate Hu to drink a few more glasses.
County Magistrate Hu smiled: Okay, good, good, I will accompany Director Wang to have a few more drinks, I wish Director Wang to bid farewell to the old and welcome the new, and the word "Fu" will be the first in the coming year, and go to the next level・・・・・・
"Director Wang, I'll have a few drinks with you too. Mayor Hao shouted:
Shi Lidao: County Magistrate Hu, Mayor Hao, Officer Wang, Officer Bailiff, you drink slowly! The stone head is a little swollen, and the stone will go back first.
County Magistrate Hu asked: Is the little master okay?
Shi replied: It's not a big deal!
Officer Wang called: "Or, the little master will go into the villain's room and sleep for a while!"
Shi replied: No.
Officer Wang asked: If the little master leaves now, how can you tell the villain to rest assured!
The stone pointed to Aunt Ju and said, "I'll go with Auntie."
Officer Wang thought for a moment, bowed and said, "Little master, let's go."
The stone faced everyone and said: County Magistrate Hu, Mayor Hao, Officer Wang, Officer Bailiff, distinguished guests, ladies and wives, brothers and sisters, everyone eat slowly!
Everyone shouted: "Little master go slowly! Little master go well!"
The stone grabbed Aunt Ju and walked slowly・・・・・・