Chapter 63: Are You the Bald Monkey Invited by the Fool on the Other Side?
"Isn't it, he dares to come to this mountain at such a level? doesn't he know that the mountain is very dangerous?" the other fellow also laughed when he heard his companion say this.
"Yes, it's ridiculous that people in the world have to pay attention to what kind of famous and decent people, but they don't know that there are shortcuts to everything, just like us, although we are the same as that guy, we are only seventy or eighty years old, but we have basically reached the level of a seven-star martial artist, this is not counting our qualifications are dull, and those mortals, blindly pursuing fame and decency, not thinking of progress, and working behind closed doors, are basically ordinary people now!"
"What the junior brother said is very true, but without the ignorance of these people, how can we appear to be mavericks? You see, if we stay here, won't someone send us something?"
"Yes, yes, it's because there are too many idiots like this in the world that we look noble......"
The horse and the donkey, who were walking on the mountain path, sneezed several times in a row, and thought to himself that he wondered which little girl was thinking about herself again.
"You are a criminal, at a time of crisis, you actually sent the master to gamble on the muzzle, be careful of being struck by the thunder of the sky, and just sneezed, it was the thunder mother who was deliberating whether to split you into words or into words?" the old bald bird scolded on the shoulder of the horse and the little donkey.
"No, Master, you can't wronged a good person, I'm doing this for your own good, as the saying goes, it's hard to buy a thousand dollars to be old and thin, look at how fat you have become? Besides, your old man is so wise and powerful, he just fluttered his two arms, and he also fluttered those two little devils to death?
And Qu Shiqing, who is now dressed as a little Zhengtai, listened to the words of the two and couldn't stop laughing.
"I'm not going, I'm not going, I'm going to kill them now, okay?" don't throw me in...... old bald bird prayed.
Ma Xiaodonkey naturally wouldn't agree, "Master, if you don't enter the tiger's den, you won't get a tiger, I'm very interested in the cultivation of the Dead Demon Cave, your old man will let me explore the truth and reality!"
Ma Xiaodonkey's words are not temporary pleasure, but real interest.
Just like the two guys just said, people in the world pay attention to what kind of famous and decent people practice, but this is not the case with his horse and little donkey.
All roads lead to latrines, and the corners can be thinned, as long as they can fight the enemy, no matter what crooked ways he is, he can use them.
is like the little Wuxiang Gong practiced by Ma Xiaodonkey, in fact, how can it not be an evil sect in the eyes of a famous and decent family?
But he is strong, and he does not kill innocents indiscriminately.
So what is there to such an evil and crooked way, even if you learn it?
There is no road in the world, but when there are many people who walk, there is a road.
And because there are roads, and there are people walking on the roads, the dirt roads and the smooth roads are divided.
But no matter what road it is, as long as you can go the same way, it is a broad road!
Ma Xiaodonkey doesn't necessarily have the ability to gradually acquire the ability of the Dead Demon Cave, but since he already has this skill like the six-vein divine sword to store filthy qi and cast it like a bomb, he wants to learn the cultivation method of the Dead Demon Cave.
He doesn't need to kill people and things in order to have extremely destructive filth, but in the world, there may not be many pure aura, but this filth can be seen everywhere.
If we can learn from it and abandon the dross and choose the good ones to follow, it will not be a means of killing the enemy in danger.
"Good apprentice. If you want to learn from that demonic way, you can ask me? You don't have to throw me in...... You know Master, I have a habit of cleanliness......" After the old bald bird finished speaking, he twitched his snot very sadly, and then pulled out a large lump of thick phlegm, and swallowed it in his stomach with a grunt.
The old bald bird was a principled and clean king of ten thousand feathers, and in his opinion, anything but himself was dirty.
Because the world is too filthy, he has to join in the dirt. But he has a habit of cleanliness in his heart, as if he has just swallowed a mouthful of thick phlegm.
The thick phlegm was his own, so he swallowed it. If it was someone else's, he would definitely not swallow it if he had a habit of cleanliness, and he would be so nauseous that he would vomit for a while.
However, where can the horse and the donkey manage this? Not only did he not let him go, but he also trotted to the door of the cave.
"Hey, listen inside, you're surrounded. Hurry up and surrender...... Otherwise, I will be unkind to you......" called the little donkey as he stood at the door of the cave.
The two brothers inside were thinking that there would be a stupid fork to bring them delicacies from the mountains and seas next, and Le's endocrine disorder suddenly sounded outside the door.
They immediately got up and rushed out.
"Boy. If you don't catch the dog, why are you running away at this time?" The simple and rough guy in the morning saw the horse and the little donkey at this time. Although he wondered how he could have found this place, but he didn't care, would you be worried that an ant would gnaw at the building you just built?
"Ahem, this big brother, you slapped me this morning, and I trembled all over my body as if I peed my pants, I wanted to catch the dog, but I ran into a guy, and he wouldn't let me go......" Ma Xiaodonkey looked guilty. It's as if he couldn't help someone catch a dog, and he feels as guilty as if he stole his daughter-in-law.
"Who? Who the fuck dares to ruin the uncle's good deeds? Tell the uncle, the uncle is going to beat up the anal fistula!"
"No, just him, Leng said that he was the most handsome bird in the sky and on the earth. At the same time, it is full of justice and extreme admiration for the maintenance of world peace. There is no such thing as a dog thief!"
The old bald bird was put next to the grass insect by the horse and the little donkey, and his face was bitter and hateful.
As soon as the two fellows heard the horse and the little donkey say, this is okay. Whoever you are, Nima, is condemned for doing so......
"You, just you, don't pretend to be a bald monkey like a dead bird, Lao Tzu asks you, are you the leper monkey invited by the stupid guy opposite?"
Ma Xiaodonkey is complacent, who knew that this guy Nima scolded people so well, and he directly served the pot and bowl together.
Did Lao Tzu recruit you to provoke you?
"Who did you just say is the bald monkey?**Say it again?tell you, you've managed to make me angry, so I'm going to slap you ten times first...... Look at it, say hit the eyeballs, Lao Tzu will never hit your eye sockets!" "The old bald bird was really angry, and he actually scolded himself for being a bald monkey?
Is this still the thing that someone who has a father and no mother to raise?
Is this insulting to me? That's what the old bald bird really thinks.
So he was angry, and the consequences were severe.
It's 2,000 words today, on the one hand, because it's recommended next week, but the number of words is almost past the new book period, so I want to see if I can make the list. Second, I have a new job, and the update will be in the evening. Rest assured, the number of words is still 5,000 words a day, and it will be added in due course......