"Cui Feng, come, come here. ”

After Cui Feng and Gao Li paid homage to the eldest brother, Xie Peng, the fourth squad leader, waved at him with a smile, and wanted to chat with them.

"Why is Cui Feng still worried, let people cook it? Come in and come in, what else can't you think of, who let you move the chicken, if you don't move the chicken, won't it be fine, won't you be able to get in, haha." As soon as Cui Feng came over, Xie Peng immediately put his arm around his shoulders and teased with a smile, "You said that you kid, you have nothing to do when you are idle, what kind of pen pal do you have, this time it depends on whether you will have pen pals in the future, you know that it is not easy to make friends, Xiao Cui, you can have a snack in the future." ”

Xie Peng was just joking with him, and he didn't mean to ridicule or gloat, Cui Feng pursed his mouth a little helplessly.

"Friend, why don't you pay it? What's wrong with having a pen pal to cultivate your sentiments, anyway, I don't regret it. Cui Feng took over the conversation and said his thoughts unashamedly, but his eyes had betrayed his heart, and he could see that he had regretted it, but the dead duck had a hard mouth, and it was stiff here.

Yang Chun shook his head, a picture of hating iron but not steel, and stretched out his right index finger forward, "Xiao Cui, do you see, you kid is just poking your fingers against the wall." ”

"What do you mean?" Cui Feng looked at him with a stunned eyebrow and asked cautiously.

"Hubei, knowing that it hurts to hit the wall, he still desperately hits it, what else can it be if it's not a tiger. Yang Chun smiled and patted Cui Feng on the shoulder, and the words changed, "You kid is purely an animal who thinks with his lower body, brother will send you a couplet, the upper couplet is, for paralysis, for paralysis, for paralysis to die, for paralysis to fight for a lifetime, the lower couplet is, suffer paralysis, paralysis, sooner or later die on paralysis, horizontal criticism: death without regrets!"

Haha! This little is so funny, so good, laughing to death! The prince looked at Yang Chun with a smile in his eyes, laughing while pondering.

"Damn!Classic! The summary is too good, incisive!Definitely this!" Xie Peng, the fourth squad leader, laughed as he spoke, and gave Yang Chun a thumbs up, "Do you know why Lao Yang can summarize it so well?" Xie Peng deliberately paused, and his smile and silence whetted everyone's appetite.

Because this is Lao Yang's dream all along, only a man who is full of anger can sum it up like this. Yang Chun gathered everyone around him, made it mysterious, and then waved his right hand to Yang Chun, "Dangdang, everyone welcomes cell 10, the most and most riotous man to say a few thoughts, come on, old Yang, it's time for you to make your debut!"

Hahaha!

Bang Bang Bang!

As soon as Xie Peng finished speaking, there was a burst of laughter and applause.

Yang Chun cocked Erlang's legs in a coated manner, pretending to wave his hand to everyone, there was a kind of star appearance, he cleared his throat, "Well, everyone, good evening, no, good morning, since everyone is so loving, then poor way, no, poor monk, it's not right, anemic?

"Okay, don't be poor! if you are poor, the big guy will easily whip you!" Wang Ziyu had an impulse to hit him when he saw his pretentious appearance, and finally couldn't help but slap him.

Yang Chun dodged back with a smile, and hurriedly raised his hands to say goodbye, "Okay, okay, I'm surrendering, I'm not poor, let's gossip, this wolf has summarized some classic snacks for everyone to enjoy." ”

"A man's lust is a hero's nature, and a woman's lust is a woman's appearance!"

"If there is a girl, it is not a big rebellion, if there is a girl, it will be soaked, and it will be the way for heaven!"

"If you want to live, you must have a little green on your head!" Gao Li squeezed his eyebrows and answered on the side, "Brother Yang, men are not bad, women are not loved!

Yang Chunchong Gao Li smiled slightly, and then replied very calmly: "Women are not bad, men are not flirtatious!"

"Men are not lustful, women are not loved, women are not waves, and men are not on it!"

"I don't know about spring sleep, sexual harassment everywhere, I call the window at night, and women become sisters-in-law!" After finishing speaking, Yang Chun stood up triumphantly with his arms in his arms, and walked back and forth a few steps very shyly, waiting for everyone's praise.

"I'll go, Lao Yang is too powerful, this little snort will give you the whole thing, absolutely amazing!"

"Haha, it's so funny, it's amazing, it's amazing, it's worthy of a teacher, awesome Klass!"

As soon as Yang Chun finished speaking, he ushered in a cheer from the big guys, Wang Ziyu and Gao Li laughed, even Cui Feng himself laughed, and the surrounding inmates also laughed, setting off wave after wave, one after another, and wave after wave.

Cell 10 is boiling again!

However, smiling and smiling, Wang Ziyu found that Cui Feng's expression was somewhat embarrassed, and knew that he was in a bad mood, so he quickly changed the topic, "Eh, Cui Feng, you have a boyfriend and girlfriend relationship with that woman, I guess it's okay, will you be able to go out in a few days?"

"You can pull it down, how is it possible? People like him who can't go out know no, why was he sent in? It must be someone else's relationship, or it may be to complete the task, I tell you that the water in here is old, in his case, he doesn't want to go out for a year and a half, Xiao Cui, you have to be prepared for a long time." ”

Xie Peng touched his chin when he spoke, and put on an unfathomable look, he was an old man who had entered the palace many times, and the twists and turns here were clear, and everyone agreed with what he said, and they all agreed.

Yang Chun sat down and took over the conversation, "Lao Xie is right, a while ago, there was an old man in our cell, this old man just drank too much and hugged a female colleague, and then sent it in, the crime is forcible indecency, I heard that I will have to squat for at least half a year, Cui Feng has touched everything that should be touched, and it is estimated that it will not be much better." ”

"Ah, isn't it, they didn't tell me that at the time, they said that I would be able to get out in two months at most!" Cui Feng looked at Yang Chun with wide eyes in surprise, with an expression of disbelief, it seemed that he should have been fooled by others during the interrogation.

"Confess and sit in a lenient prison, resist and go home for the New Year!" Wang Ziyu saw that the atmosphere was dull, pinched his throat and said strange things, and his funny appearance made everyone laugh at once.

"Alas, you stupid boy, people are shaking you, I just said this in order to set your words, I didn't expect your kid to really believe it, pitiful, do you know that there is a saying called, Jingcha can rely on, sows can go up trees!" Xie Peng, the fourth squad leader, gently stroked the top of Cui Feng's head to sympathize with him.

As soon as he said this, everyone suddenly became energetic, and for a while, they hated the same enemy Kai and offered him advice one after another.

"Xiao Cui, what did you say in the transcript, did you say that you have touched someone's house, kissed someone or something, I told you that if that's the case, you'll be abolished, molestation is also a kind of rape, and it's enough for you to stay for more than half a year, and when you are arraigned in the future, you will say that you have held hands, don't say anything else, you know no, this is good for you. Xie Peng, the fourth squad leader, patted Cui Feng on the shoulder and taught him as a passer-by.

"Then my previous records at the police station have already said that I touched her, how can this be done?" Cui Feng looked remorseful, and he could see that he was really scared, no one wanted to go to prison, this was normal.

"It's not simple, you just say that you were beaten before, you just insist on saying that, and you will definitely be fine if you listen to me. Xie Peng hugged his arms and gave an answer in a hurry.

Cui Feng's expression was even more lost, and he scolded with some annoyance, "Alas, I knew what I was doing when I saw her like this, she was really idle, she didn't eat the mutton, and she made a fuss! I should have fucking grass her in the first place, anyway, it's all fucking into the game, and now it's too uneconomical!"

He patted his head hard, the remorse was visible, and then he quickly lowered his head, his eyes looked straight at the ground, in a daze, his eyes were red unconsciously, tears were rolling in his eyes, and he was about to fall, he quickly wiped it off with his hands, probably not wanting everyone to see him crying.

"Ladies and gentlemen, it is now the No. 10 cell TV station that broadcasts the noon news for you, so this young and promising guy standing in front of me, his name is Cui Feng, because of the love-hate entanglement with the women of the good family, he was sent here for transformation, you see that he is thin, bowing his head and weeping, his mood must be extremely bad, let's interview Cui Feng to see what he wants to say to the audience in front of the TV. Yang Chun imitated the reporter's tone, the language was humorous and funny, and the content was not lacking in yellow sting, which made everyone laugh and laugh.

"Hey, I said what are you kid laughing at heartlessly, but you should say a few words to the audience, is there a big war clam spirit after opening the room?" Yang Chun successfully made the sad Cui Feng laugh.

"Men don't flick when they have tears, but they haven't reached the sad place!" Yang Chun patted Cui Feng on the shoulder and comforted: "Men don't shed tears when they bleed, what are you crying about, is it worth it, are you very wronged?

Sharpen an iron pestle into a needle?

What does it mean? It shouldn't be the meaning of praising him, what does it mean? Wang Ziyu tilted his head and looked at Yang Chun, unable to think of a reason for a while, and the others didn't quite understand, and they were also confused.

"Brother, it's just a metaphor, it's the one below, you know, hehe. Colliers grinned and leaned into Wang Ziyu's ear and tapped him.

I'll go, that's what it means, Yang Chun is really good, this word can still be used here, don't say it's really like that, it's quite appropriate!

"Is that KFC going to eat Kende chicken?" Wang Ziyu still had some questions in his heart, and asked with Gao Li in his arms.

"Kende chicken? haha!" Gao Li laughed out loud after hearing this, and couldn't close his mouth, and the prince looked at him, puzzled, and poked him, "Xiao Gao, what are you laughing at, what's so funny, let me be happy." ”

Gao Li glanced at Yang Chun, and then leaned over Wang Ziyu's ear and whispered: "Brother, KFC is not KFC, that's what it means to open a house!"

What the?

I'll go! Is that okay? Wang Ziyu was a little confused, he really didn't expect KFC to have this meaning, and glanced at Gao Li, this kid is not big, but he understands a lot, "Xiao Gao, real people don't show their faces." ”

"Why, I've heard it all, I'm a virgin, brother. Gao Li's face was red, and his neck was stalked, proving his innocence.