"Morning, Captain Heim," I went straight to Heim Gouves's tent one beautiful morning, and I can't say that two people have one life, but between mercenaries, sometimes once a friendship is established, it will be a particularly good relationship, maybe it has something to do with the mercenary lifestyle, so I walked in without even knocking on the door, and I didn't see anyone when I said this.

"You bastard, don't you know how to write the words 'knock'?"

Almost from the direction of the bathroom, Haim Gouves's voice came, slightly tangled.

"Ha, you are pooping, remember what I said, you must wash your anus after pooping, otherwise the feces will become a breeding ground for syphilis. ”

"Got it! What happened to the Disaster Isolation Condom?"

"In the past few days, I have been communicating with the alchemists in the legion, and have created a set of corresponding assembly lines, if the debugging is completed, not only can we be liberated, but the manufacturing volume can also be tens of thousands every day, enough to supply our entire legion, if the effect meets the expectations of the city lord, he will consider investing in a few more production lines and start selling, worthy of the city lord, delicate thoughts. ”

"Less sycophants, he can't hear it here, so, we can go?"

"Yes," I took out my feather and looked at it in a corner where Heim Gouves could not see, and these nights I could often dream of a big, magnificent palace, of the snow-capped Far North Mountains, and even of a 'walk-and-go' impulse, obviously, as I guessed, to make sure that whoever gets the feather would go to the Far North, which has a spell similar to brainwave hypnosis, "but before that, I need to tell you two things. ”

"Okay, I'll finish pulling it. ”

"Then I'll go around, and your house shouldn't have any secrets. ”

"Except for a metal box in my bedroom, you can do whatever you want. ”

"Didn't you tell me that you were telling me that there was something in the metal box?

"If you want to see it, it's just something I think is more precious, but be careful not to break it for me, otherwise you will have to bear the wrath of a warrior who is close to the fourth level, in other words, after not shining on the holy light, I, like Sylvanas, seems to be steadily improving in strength, and the holy light is really helpless!"

After walking to the bedroom, I moved the metal box in the corner to the bed, to tell the truth, I just like to see other people's secrets, I still remember on the earth, in those years of school, I once secretly opened the password diary of the lesbian table through some means, and I found a blood-spurting love triangle, and she was still the one who was dumped, and since then, I have an unusual obsession with snooping on other people's secrets, and I think it has also laid a good foundation for me to become a gentleman.

"What's the password?"

"20881212, my birthday. ”

"Click!"

I cautiously opened the metal box, and there was a smell of old fashion, thinking that the contents should be old yellow calendar things, and maybe, from here I can learn about Heim Gouves's past, and what kind of woman she is, for no other purpose, just to peep.

Sketch portrait, first of all, what caught my eye was a unique paper roll, a little yellowed, this is the world's 'photographic' technology, of course, the camera is actually a painter, I carefully pulled it out, opened it to see, but it was not Heim Gouvais or who? But she was young, and there was a middle-aged couple next to her, probably her parents, and it could be seen that Heim Gouvais was already very beautiful at that time.

I shrugged my shoulders, put the sketch paper aside, and looked at the other things in the box, a few books, and a few children's toys, of course, some of them were broken, and some other bits and pieces, all old things, I didn't expect that Heim Gouvais was still a very nostalgic woman, and eventually, I set my eyes on a codex, and a familiar, peeping into the diary of a lesbian table in junior high school came to my mind, and I couldn't help grinning at the thought of this, "I really miss it." ”

"June 7, 2100"

"I accidentally touched it below today, it felt very comfortable, I kept touching, I kept touching, and finally I lay down a lot of water and came out, it's a shame, I seem to be wetting the bed, but that feeling, it's really comfortable. ”

"June 10, 2100"

"I touched it again, oh my God, I felt like I was in love with it, and I noticed that there was a hole underneath me, but when I touched it, it seemed like something was in the way, and I didn't dare touch it."

"June 15, 2100"

"I got up in the middle of the night to pee, and I was so excited to see my father and the maid of the house entangled in the study, and I seemed to have discovered the use of that hole. ”

"June 18, 2100"

"I rummaged through the house and found a cucumber"

"If I were you," Suddenly Heim Gouvais walked up to me with a furious look on his face and snatched the Codex from my hand, "I wouldn't read it as usual, you're such a nuisance!"

"So," I looked at Heim Gouvais with a smile, "you guy, you learned to self-esteem at the age of twelve, and after 11 days you ended your first time with a cucumber?"

"I want you to take care of it!"

"Anyway, what was it like, being taken away from a cucumber for the first time. ”

"It's bad. ”

"Why?"

"Cucumbers have a lot of thorns, and I forgot to wash them off. ”

"Okay, you can laugh if you want, you bastard, what's that big box at the door for?"

"A little gift for you. ”

"Mysterious"

"Squeak~~"

After Heim Gouvis opened the lid of the wooden box, he couldn't help but exclaim, for no other reason, because there was a naked ** man lying in the box, and the most important thing was that this man looked exactly like me, whether it was his body, skin color, or even hair, of course, the most important thing was JJ, "Oh my God, you kidnapped your brother?"

"To be exact, it's an alchemy puppet, the kind of high fidelity, which provides it with energy, it can simulate human body temperature, the mouth, the thing below can automatically secrete lubricating liquid, and it also comes with the ability to vibrate, it uses a steel skeleton, you can put it in any position, and before you get better, you can use it to relieve loneliness, in fact, even a natural disaster isolation sleeve can't be said to protect people from infection 100%, only this thing can do it. ”

Although Heim Gouvais is a person who has seen the world, she believes that this kind of high-fidelity sex doll is the first time she has seen it, and she couldn't help but reach out and touch the surface of the skin, "The feel is similar to human skin, elastic, smooth, incredible, you still have such a ability, I think there must be many perverts willing to collect this kind of art, but why do you want to make it like you?"

"Didn't you say that you always want to me?"

"How do you get it to stand up?"

"What for?"

"I want to try it now, I don't know how many days have passed, you can't understand how uncomfortable I am. ”

"Just like a person, if you touch it, it will react, it will always bang and it will always be there, and if you don't touch it, it will soften on its own. ”

"Like this?" said Heim Gouves, who ate the little worm in one bite, and after a few seconds, she had to spit it out, because it had grown so big that it was still dripping with slime slime through the only hole, "It's so beautiful, that, it vibrates, how is it going to vibrate?"

"Pull its egg and it will shake, and if you pull it again, it will stop. ”

"Poof!"

To tell you the truth, I still underestimated the lower limit of Heim Gouves, a woman in a long dress who sat up straight and my identical puppet in front of me, and turned on the buzzing vibration mode.

"It's really comfortable," she said to me in a serious way as she did it, "don't let the old pervert know about this, or he will let you make one for him too, you look for me, is this the thing? If so, you can go, I'm going to enjoy it for a while, and I'll take it with me when I leave!"

"No, there's another thing, about going to the Far North Mountains. ”

"What's wrong?" Hearing that it was serious, Heim Gouves's frequency slowly decreased, and he looked at me with some puzzlement, "The old pervert analyzed the information, although there is no definite evidence, but it mentions that several other forces are stationed in the Harbin city outside the Far North Mountains, and it is still profitable, or, do you know the information we don't know?"

"I guess I stumbled up, I think it's better to talk to you first, but I mean only 'you'. ”

To use an inappropriate word, it can be said that there is a heart, Heim Gouvess Reed looked at me in surprise, and then slightly raised the corners of her mouth, but just when she was about to say something, the cry of dissoluteness came out so unscrupulously, and I thought that she had not been seen for many days, and she was actually made into the sky by my artificial man

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