Chapter 7 The Wonderful Grandparents and Grandchildren
The butcher withdrew his divine sense and calmed his agitation! This kind of physique must be kept under the door no matter what, and even if it is abducted and deceived, this little guy must be taken away! If you can't cheat it, Lao Tzu will rob it.
So someone put on an expression that he thought was very kind, and smiled: "Little guy, what is your name, and will you worship me as a teacher?"
If it is in the Heavenly Spirit Continent, if my butcher wants to accept apprentices, as long as he says a word, he can definitely line up from Huangji City to the Hell Forest, and it is not a piece of cake to collect this little guy.
Who knows, the little immature voice makes the butcher's head full of black lines have an urge to hit people! "What is apprenticeship? Can you eat it? Is it a beauty?"
The butcher almost didn't fall to the ground! Who the hell taught this child? In his youth, he had a good time, and he taught the myth of the future of the Heavenly Spirit Continent to be this virtue.
How old is this child? Four or five years old! Does he know what a beautiful woman is at such a young age? It's really unforgivable, unforgivable.
Anger is anger, but the child still has to be taken away, and he coughed dryly: "Son, the apprentice is you as my student, and then I will teach you many, many things! Let you soar in the heavens and the earth, turn your hands into clouds and cover your hands into rain, and between your gestures, the mountains will collapse and the earth will crack." Do you understand, would you like to worship me as a teacher?"
Xiao Budian was even more puzzled, and a few question marks appeared in his mind, and he muttered to himself: "Soaring in the sky, turning your hands into clouds and covering your hands for rain, and the landslides and the ground cracked between your gestures?"
One stumbled, and the butcher fell to the ground, and he was defeated by this little fellow! What do you think of your little head? Why do you always think about food, and beautiful women?
The butcher's head was full of black lines, and he continued to deceive: "As long as you learn what I teach you, it is to have beautiful women and beautiful women, and to eat what you want to eat." And a lot of them, how about being my student?"
The entanglement in my heart, after accepting so many apprentices, I have never been so tired! I have to be more tired than fighting, at least one fight, I can get out of my depression. But what is it called......
"As long as there are beautiful women and food, I am willing! But I have to go back to the village and ask my grandfather, and if he agrees, I will learn from you." The little face of doubt slowly turned into elation and happiness.
How happy is the butcher Sensei! This little guy doesn't know anything, doesn't your grandfather know anything either? You know, you mortals are very eager for cultivating immortals and being immortal! As long as you agree, your grandfather will not be a problem.
So, a super master in the fairy world was very imageless, like a child picking up candy and said happily: "Well, the little guy is not bad, I know how to ask the opinions of the elders; let's go, take me to meet your grandfather." ”
If his expression was seen by the old friends and apprentices of the butcher of the Heavenly Spirit Continent, his jaw would definitely drop in surprise! Is this still the butcher they knew? No one who knew him had ever seen him smile, and he had a cold face towards everyone, as if everyone owed him money.
As soon as Xiao Budian and the butcher reached the entrance of the village, they saw an old man knitting something intently. Xiao Budian jumped up and down to the old man, got into his arms, and shouted happily, "Grandpa, I'm back." ”
The old man put down the work in his hand and smiled kindly! A big calloused hand stroked the little dot that kept rolling in his arms, and his voice was slightly reproachful, and said: "Where are the fish going to play again? Look at what you have sunned? It's as black as the bottom of a pot!"
"Ahem, ahem, ahem......!"
A cough broke the happy atmosphere, and the butcher stood there with an unhappy expression, thinking, "Do you grandparents and grandchildren still know how to respect the elderly? Do you still know how to treat guests? I am more than a thousand years old, and I have been standing here for a long time, and I have not been greeted by him." Isn't it too much? It's too rude, it's too inconsiderate of me!"
When the old man saw the butcher, his face was full of embarrassment, and he said embarrassedly: "Little old man let the distinguished guests see the joke, may I ask you ......?"
"Looking at you two ancestors and grandchildren, I'm really envious!" the butcher introduced himself, "My name is Lin Zhentian! Passing by here, I found that the little guy has wonderful roots and bones, which is the best choice for cultivation. ”
"So, I want to take him into the Heavenly Spirit Continent and practice with me, I don't know what my brother wants?"
Looking at the shocked farmer, the butcher was extremely satisfied! He secretly thought in his heart: "Now that you know where I came from, do you dare to snub me?"
The old man with a shocked face was indeed shocked! He muttered to himself, "Brother, Heavenly Spirit Continent, let the fish practice with you?"
The old man with a shocked face, but then with a look of anger, he grabbed a wooden stick used for weaving and farming, protected the fish behind him, and yelled at the butcher: "Okay, you are a trafficker who bewitches and deceives people, and wants to deceive my fish?
What an international joke, my wife died a few years ago! My children are all out there, and I can't adapt to the environment of the city, so I have to stay in the countryside.
Finally, there is a fish with me, and now you are going to come and deceive him, and I don't fight with you, who will you fight with? If you take the fish, you might as well take my life with you.
Besides, you're making excuses, can you please find a better excuse?
The old man held a wooden stick in one hand and protected Xiao Budian in the other, and said viciously: "Look at your bird-like appearance, dressed like an idiot." If you were an immortal, I would be the Jade Emperor! If I believed you, I would be either an idiot or a psychopath. ”
I thought that if I told my origin and identity, this old guy would not have to obediently let his grandson go with me......?
What kind of strange pair are these grandfathers and grandchildren? The younger one only knows how to eat and beautiful women, but the old one is arrogant and unreasonable; the other does not understand anything.
What the hell is this called!If it is left in the Heavenly Spirit Continent, I ...... Hey, forget it! For the sake of my precious apprentice, I will endure it! A smile that was more ugly than crying was squeezed out of his face, and he said embarrassedly: "Brother, don't be impulsive, don't ......."
Before the butcher could finish speaking, he was rudely interrupted by the old man, "Who is your brother?" Hurry up, or I will call the police, arrest you, and let you eat free meals." ”
"Just your bird-like appearance is still a fairy? If you are an immortal, I will be the Jade Emperor. ”
"I don't care what you are the Jade Emperor or the Jade Emperor...... the butcher's face kept changing, suppressing the anger in his heart, he has been crisscrossing the Heavenly Spirit Continent for more than a thousand years, when has he ever suffered such a?
The more I thought about it, the more angry I became, and said coldly: "Today, if it weren't for the fact that you are my precious apprentice's grandfather, I wouldn't ......."
"Humph!"
A cold snort exploded in the old man's ears like a thunderbolt on a sunny day, making the old man feel like he was falling into an ice cellar. The hairs on my body stood on end, and I thought, "God, don't you play with me! ”
"It doesn't matter if I'm sick, but what about my five-year-old grandson? The most important thing is that there is still a seemingly abnormal human trafficker on the sidelines!"
The old man didn't know that all of this was caused by this abnormal-looking human trafficker in his mind, and he thought he was sick.
The butcher didn't care what the old fellow was thinking, and his head turned. Suddenly pointed to a very large stone, and said expressionlessly: "Have you seen this big stone, let alone seventy or eighty thousand catties!"
The old man rolled his eyes! I have lived here for decades, and I don't know that there is a big rock here? I want you to remind me! I have already made up my mind that even if I fight this old bone, I can't let this abnormal madman and human trafficker take the fish away.
But then an amazing scene appeared. I didn't see what happened, the abnormal-looking trafficker walked up to the big rock, put his left hand on the surface of the big stone, and the big rock actually rose from the ground and was lifted above his head. Holding the stone, he came to the old man's eyes lightly.
At this time, the old man rubbed his eyes vigorously, and his mouth opened into an O-shape! The old man knew about this big stone, and he used this stone when he built his house in the past.
In the process of taking this stone, the tools used were broken a lot, and finally I had to give up and go to a farther place to collect the stone! You can imagine how hard and heavy this stone is.
What is the situation when the boulder is in this man's hands, as if it has no weight?
And the butcher looked at him lightly, and said contemptuously: "Do you see this boulder? I only need one breath to turn it into powder, do you believe it or not?"
After speaking, he blew lightly on the stone, and the boulder instantly turned into dust and floated with the wind. Strangely, no matter which direction the wind blew, there was no dust at all within a two-meter radius of them.
The old man could no longer describe his shock at this time, but could only describe it in a very unbelievable way, with a face full of doubt and disbelief! No, could it be that the boulder had weathered and had lost its weight? That's why it was blown into ash and powder in one breath? This reason seems to be a little unbelievable to himself.
plucked up enough courage and said cowardly: "Immortals are not all changeable and can fly... Before the old man could finish speaking, in his eyes, this abnormal human trafficker and crazy man suddenly appeared with white clouds under his feet.
With a move of his hand, as if there was a suction, the two ancestors and grandsons couldn't help but fall on top of the white clouds! Suddenly, a visible aura surrounded the three of them, and the white clouds slowly rose towards the sky.
The old man couldn't speak anymore, and now all that was left was his face full of incredulity! This touch, that pinch, it feels that everything is so fresh and curious, and the sound of laughter is endless.
When an Air Force fighter plane was returning from a mission, a UFO appeared in the pilot's field of vision and quickly disappeared. The pilot immediately picked up the communication equipment and shouted: "Falcon calls base, falcon calls base!" ”
"Base received, please speak. "Voices are coming from the pager.
The pilot panicked and said, "The falcon has found a UFO, over." ”
"What? ”
"The falcon has spotted a UFO! The pilot repeated again.
After a few seconds, I heard a voice from the communication equipment: "Falcon, you must keep up with the UFO, everything is on the look! If necessary, you can destroy it;"
"Falcon received!"
No matter how much the pilots searched, they never gained anything! Even though this fighter plane already had the most advanced equipment in the world, it still could not capture the slightest bit of information about the flying object, so it could only truthfully return to the base.
The three butchers returned to the ground and said proudly to the two of them: "How is it, little brother, do you believe that I am an immortal now, even the most advanced flying objects you have here cannot compare with me."
Moreover, this is still a matter of the physique of your ancestors and grandchildren! Otherwise, this distance can be reached in the blink of an eye. ”
The old man still hasn't recovered from the flight just now! he still feels light, he feels that he has no weight at all, and a gust of wind can easily blow him away.
The old man couldn't make up his mind now, and asked suspiciously, "Are you really an immortal?"
The butcher's face was instantly ugly! I thought, I've done it all this way, why don't you old guy believe it, what do you want? I'm already like this, but you're still like that! What the hell do I want you to be like that?
So the butcher made a straight face, and his right hand was slowly stretched out! A plain black pill stayed quietly in the palm of his hand. Although it is plain, it is not as bright as the legendary glow!
The medicinal fragrance emitted by this medicine made the old man's spirit shocked and refreshed. Although the old man didn't know what the use of this medicine was, the old man knew that this medicine must not be ordinary. Just smelling it can make people feel a hundred times more energetic, if you take it, wouldn't it......
The old man didn't dare to think about it anymore, and could only look at the butcher with a puzzled face, "...... is this?"
The butcher was so angry with the old guy in front of him that he lost his patience! ”
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