Chapter 163: Not Enough Excitement!
Time is like the belly of the young woman next door, you didn't make it bigger, and you are always about to give birth before you know it.
Ma Xiaodonkey and the two have been in the desert for two days, and in the past two days, Ma Xiaodonkey has been like a girl in a green building who has had enough of herself, and she no longer wants to look at the desert.
He tried many things, but to no avail.
Not even redeeming some food.
It's a fucking day.
"Are you really a saint?" Ma Xiaodonkey didn't know how many times he asked Tang Qingyou.
"Yes, but not now!" Tang Qingyou found out if the kid's brain was hungry, and always asked the same question.
"Then do you fart and shit?" and then the next sentence of the horse and the little donkey's words made Tang Qingyou want to kick him away. Is this human speech?
What do you call me fart and shit?
Looking at Tang Qingyou's angry eyes, Ma Xiaodonkey was self-aware, shook his head and said, "Saints also? I thought saints don't!"
Now, Tang Qingyou wanted to kick him even more.
However, in the next sentence, Tang Qingyou really kicked him!
"You said in this desert, if you, if that dead demon cave peeks, aren't you being looked at?"
......
"How are we going to get out?" asked Ma Xiaodonkey.
"How do I know?"
"Aren't you a saint?"
"......" Tang Qingyou found that he was really finished, and when he met this guy, he even lost his temper...... What else do you say about cultivation, the mind is as calm as water!
......
"Do you think we can get out?" asked the donkey.
"How do I know?" Tang Qing was about to die. This guy is too good at flirting people, making people's hearts itch, but he doesn't make people ...... Beat!
"Last question......" said Ma Xiaodonkey......
"That's the last question, are you bothered?"
"It seems that you are all right, and you know that I have said the last one many times!" Ma Xiaodonkey himself felt that he was too shameless.
"Sick?" Tang Qing gave him a blank look.
"It's really sick!" the little donkey suddenly became serious.
"What disease?"
"You can't take care of yourself!" said Ma Xiaodonkey.
However, Tang Qingyou glanced at him, but he didn't notice anything like he couldn't take care of himself.
"What life?"
"Sex!"
Tang Qingyou chewed carefully twice, and jumped up suddenly, "Is there such a very old ancestor who speaks?"
The horse and the donkey jumped up.
"Yes, that's right, life is more than life, life lies in movement! Let's go forward together!" Ma Xiaodonkey deliberately looked at him left and right.
In fact, they had been walking for a few days, but the desert was still endless, not even a single oasis.
This leaves them with no clues.
Looking at Ma Xiaodonkey's smiling face, Tang Qingyou finally gave up the urge to beat him again, and continued to walk forward with heavy steps.
Here, there are no saints and mortals, and cultivation and divine consciousness are blocked!
They have to move forward, and there is no way around it.
Only by finding the center of the Netherworld can they find a clue to leave, do you still want to find any clues in this unchanging desert?
Therefore, the current Tang Qingyou is an ordinary person.
Still an ordinary woman.
Ma Xiao Donkey has noticed that she is taking longer and longer breaks each time. He had to get her going.
Fatigue and numbness can really increase the inertia, so that you don't want to move, or even give up resisting.
Finally, in the evening, Tang Qing fell down slowly.
She had worked hard, but she really didn't have any strength at all.
At the end of the horse's little donkey, his eyes began to glaze.
However, seeing Tang Qingyou falling, Ma Xiaodonkey hurriedly rushed over and hugged her.
"Let's go, leave me here, and you can walk out!" Tang Qingyou's eyes couldn't open, and she struggled to make herself able to say a few words.
"I said Ba Po! Can you not be so pessimistic, and be a saint, even I am not as good as a martial artist, I look down on you!
Though...... You're going to ignore how old she's older than your grandma's grandma!
"I really can't go on, I don't want to bother you, I won't blame you, no one will blame you, let go of me, you may live!" Tang Qingyou was a little sad.
"I finally understand something!" said the donkey, but he ignored him.
"What's the matter?" Tang Qingyou thought he had discovered.
"That's how saints really fart! You're farting, you can go on. As long as Lao Tzu can live, you can't die!"
Ma Xiaodonkey said very domineeringly. He didn't want Tang Qing to die, whether she was a saint or an ordinary person.
Because, Ma Xiaodonkey has already regarded her as a friend!
Tang Qingyou was also very moved, her heart was really sour, this feeling of caring and relying on made her abandon her weapon and surrender in an instant.
"Because you still owe me something?" Ma Xiaodonkey's words behind him made Tang Qingyou puzzled, in fact, she didn't bother to think about it now, and struggled.
"What's that?"
"You promised me that if I killed that guy, you would kiss me. Am I going to wait for you to kiss me?"
Tang Qingyou didn't promise him, but at this time, when he said it, she didn't refute him, but tried to open her eyes and look at Ma Xiaodonkey's embarrassed face.
Her face turned red.
"Okay, but that's going to kill him too!"
"Okay! A sage kisses, Lao Tzu must be strong, don't want it! What's more, it's still a beautiful woman's kiss?"
"Well, I'll wait for you!" After saying this, Tang Qingyou fainted.
"I said saint, don't faint! Be careful that I circle you! Hey......"
The horse and the donkey were a little helpless. However, he knew that he had to keep going, and if he wanted to save her, he had to find food quickly!
Ma Xiaodonkey began to constantly find ways to stimulate himself, he fantasized about Chen Yixin's body, and imagined that she stripped naked and sang ****** to herself, but at first she could still refresh him, but it was soon useless.
He even thought sinfully about Qu Shiqing's body......
But it still didn't work!
"It's not exciting enough!" Ma Xiaodonkey thought to himself, "Do you have to let Lao Tzu think about an old woman?"
Shaking his head to make himself conscious, he suddenly buried his head in Tang Qingyou's chest and arched it a few times, and took a few deep breaths!
"Saint, don't blame me for insulting you if you don't wake up!"