"Boss, the scrambled turkey eggs with tomatoes at table three were returned. ”

A girl with ears almost as long as a melon seed came to the kitchen with a plate of scrambled eggs with tomatoes and said to me angrily.

Her name is Lily, she is a fake elf, her hometown is in the mountains and forests of Ares, the mountain elf tribe, because she likes the flower world outside, she can be regarded as leaving her hometown and coming to this city called Dalaran, wanting to break through, but the result is naturally living on the streets, and the simple elf came to the human world, and it is natural to be deceived.

So I took her in to be my clerk, maybe some people will say, what to take in, obviously just to see the color, but as an old time-traveler who has been traveling for three years, I can be responsible for telling you that although this world is magical, it is not what is recorded in the novel.

For example, the so-called dragon high above, in fact, there is one in the north mountain of my city, a big lizard that likes to collect glass ballast, it is said to be a friend of the city lord, but whether it is size or strength, it is really strong, and it has always been safe with humans, I even looked at it from a distance when I went to the mountain to collect spices, but I didn't dare to approach, its nickname is called Deathwing, and it sounds like its temper is not very good.

For example, orcs, most of the orcs in the impression are rude, dirty, and ignorant, but in fact, the orcs in this world I live in only have some traces of unevolved beasts on their faces, such as flat noses, such as pointed ears, such as the four fangs turned out of the lower alveoli, and in other places, they are no different from humans, and they are not stupid, one of the largest chambers of commerce in Dalaran, the Hellroar Chamber of Commerce, was established by an orc named Grom Hellroar.

For example, dwarves, there is one opposite my shop, it is indeed an ironworker, and his ancestors have passed it down from generation to generation, but the best iron tool I have ever seen him build is a knight's long sword, which was sold for thirty krypton gold coins, which is equivalent to the purchasing power of RMB when I crossed back then, that is, about 30,000 yuan, and he himself said that he had never heard of an artifact, what kind of thing was it.

The last is the elf, when it comes to the elf, I think a group of otaku may have already drooled, because in the heart of the dead house of the earth, every elf is the best in the world, tall, fair-skinned, pointed ears, accurate shooting, I mean archery, able to communicate with nature, longevity.

But in fact, elves don't live long, and they don't communicate with nature, and they can shoot arrows, which is true, because after all, they have to hunt for a living, and as for the appearance you care about the most, there is also Sister Feng in the elves.

So having said all that, I really just want to say that I took Lily in because she was pitiful, not because she was tall, fair-skinned, and had pointed ears, and that pretty face, I swear, really not

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"What's the matter? Haven't you already re-fried him?"

I wiped the sweat on my forehead with a towel around my neck, scooped a little shrimp skin water with a frying spoon and put it into the fried rice, stir-fried a few times and put it on the plate next to it, there is no such thing as MSG in this world, so I can only use shrimp skin water instead, fortunately, the shrimp here are very fresh, and the effect is passable.

"He said it was too salty again, just now he said it was light, now he says it is salty, it's obvious that he's here to find fault, just a few humans, boss, let me throw them out!"

Lily's words are really not bragging, as mountain elves who have hunted for generations, don't look at their thin figures, but they have a lot of strength in their bones, and it's really easy to clean up a few humans.

"I forgot what I taught you before, in the wilderness we can follow the strong man as the king, but in the city, especially in Dalaran, which is known as the capital of civilization, we can't use violence casually, otherwise those people will put some hats on us, and this restaurant may not be able to continue. ”

"But we can't just let them lie to us!" Lily waved her hands, as angry as a balloon, "Every time you give money directly to settle things, aren't you angry at all?"

"So, this is life," I grabbed a handful of copper coins from the drawer and handed it to Lily, tapping her forehead gently, "go ahead, send them away, so as not to interfere with our business." ”

"Humph!"

Lily grabbed the money, muttered words like the big soft egg boss and left the kitchen in a puff, while I, on the other hand, lit a cigarette for myself and smoked it indifferently, there is such a thing as a cigarette in this world, after all, it is a plant leaf, but there is no filter.

It's not that I'm not angry, but it's hard for me to be angry about such things, three years ago, because of a car accident I crossed into this strange world, the bitterness of the first days is no longer enough to describe in words, but that's it, I also relied on the spirit of Chinese hard work and hardship from nothing to become the owner of this well-known 'foreign restaurant' in the North Carras district of Dalaran City.

Therefore, the hardships I have endured and the unfair treatment I have received in the past few years are nothing compared to those few people who have blackmailed me for a little money, and I can still be angry.

"Bang!

However, life is that you never know what will happen in the next second, just when I finally had time to take a break and smoke a cigarette to relax, I heard a crackling sound in the restaurant, and I thought at that time, it must be those few splashes who were inching in, and Lily was angry with them, but when I ran out, I found that I seemed to have misunderstood Lily.

Although it was the two thugs who were beaten, it was not Lily who beat people, but one of my frequent visitors here, the captain of the third team of the Blood Rose Mercenary Group, is also an elf, but it is not a mountain elf, but a gray-skinned dark elf who likes to live in underground caves, Valeera, who especially likes to eat Sichuan food, and even forced everyone in the team under her jurisdiction to eat with her, of course, I am very happy, after all, they are a large group of people every time they come, and they are all gold masters.

Seeing me come out, Valera clapped her hands, and stepped on the ground with one foot on the gangster who was still trying to get up, it was not thick, but as soon as the strong thigh muscles were forced, the gangster fainted without taking a breath at that time, and then she looked at me with contempt, "Are you still a man? Every time you encounter this kind of thing, you deal with it like this, don't you have a little bit of self-esteem? ”

"Yes, yes, you're right, Lily, throw these two out of the way, so as not to dirty Miss Valeera's eyes," I just smiled and nodded at Valeera's reprimand, and she was right, but everyone has their own solution to the problem, and I know that violence is the quickest solution to the problem, but not necessarily the best.

For example, in Dalaran City, the city lord in charge of the city, the chief archmage of Dalaran, Antonidas has publicly said that in order to ensure the stable development of the city, killing people is prohibited in the main city, and those who violate the order will be investigated for criminal responsibility by the Dalaran Mage Association, so even Valera will not dare to kill people in the city, and naturally these people will not run out of the city to die, after all, each of them has a bad deed, so the worst result is that they will often come to me to find trouble in the future, holding the risk of being beaten up。

However, when it comes to magic, I have to sigh, maybe I am the lowest of all the traversers, I have been in this world for more than three years, almost four years, from a twenty-five or six-year-old boy to a bearded uncle, I don't even have any gold fingers, this is not a word game, it is really without any gold fingers, the only thing that is more supernatural is an Android phablet that has crossed with me, more than three years, its power is still the same as when it crossed over, 28%.

It sounds amazing, but it's actually like that, and for more than three years, I almost didn't take the phone apart, and all in all, I didn't find any way to increase my power, either directly or indirectly.

Eventually, it became something I used to pass the time when I was bored, but I didn't dare to let anyone know about it, after all, this thing is far beyond the technological level of my world, and once it is discovered and I can't tell where it came from, the only end is to be imprisoned, and I believe that the mages of Dalaran will be happy to study me as an alien.

So, even Valeera doesn't know, as for why I mention Valeera in particular, it's because she's my 'intermittent night bed life partner', referred to as Cannon Friends, mercenaries are a group of people who lick blood from the knife edge, regardless of men and women, in fact, they are under a lot of pressure, so a lot of times, they are very open to sex, for example, in Valeera's words, the way I cook is particularly charming, so she put me on it.

It's a bit embarrassing to say, from the first time with her, until now, our relationship has been maintained for more than a year, I have always been the one who has been on the top, in the face of this woman's vice-like arm, I have no ability to resist at all, many times she will even shout in bed, saying that as long as I can turn over, I will always be on her in the future, but unfortunately this is almost impossible

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"Why did you come here today?" After cleaning up the messy table and floor, and apologizing to the other diners, I sat down next to Valeera, "There seems to be something wrong with the time." ”

"Qin," Valeera grabbed my hand on the table, "I'm pregnant." ”

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