Chapter 13 The Kobold Strategist has a clever plan
Luo Zifu smashed through the roof of the bronze hall, squatting on the ground with one buttocks, and his tail cone was injured and comminuted.
Now he could only lie on the bed in embarrassment, his hands clenched into fists, "dang! dang!" smacking the bed, gritting his teeth and attributing Zhao Puzhai to the culprit.
Luo Zifu's three wives each did their best to heal their man's wounds.
The eldest wife had just washed his buttocks with holy water and applied the golden medicine; the second wife brought a pot of potion made of strange flowers and plants, wiped off the golden medicine that had just been applied, and smeared it with the golden face of the world; the third wife took a little black and shiny donkey and came in and said that the urine of this god donkey activates cells, and the dung of the god donkey is alive and bone.
The endless busy work of the three old waves made Luo Zifu's ass dry and wet, wet and dry. In the end, he raised the gold-backed machete, grabbed the gold-backed machete, dragged the gold-backed machete, and smashed the three wives out with one knife.
The little donkey stopped working, and suddenly the donkey barked, and the person stood up, and the mallet hit the donkey's belly, and a whirlwind of four hooves stepped on Luo Zifu.
A donkey, as soon as the donkey's temper came up, he actually dared to challenge the master of the great sun like a wheel.
The third wife exclaimed: "Don't kill my donkey!" panicked and rushed forward to snatch the gold-backed machete in Luo Zifu's hand.
At this time, Luo Zifu is the real Luo Zifu, he kicked the three wives like flowers and jade with a "Lucheng big flying foot", and while the Yuan Shen drove the gold-backed machete, he was fast and fast, and he stomped off the head of the little donkey with one knife.
"Poof!" the donkey immediately slammed into the ground, his head was separated, his soul flew away, and he was quiet.
The third wife sadly picked up the donkey's head, saw that the donkey was still winking at her, and sang a sad song with tears in her eyes: "I have a little donkey, hum hahahe......"
The third wife left sadly, but saw Luo Dafu come in with a wilted head.
came in with a burst of angry scolding: "You are a dog, you dare to provoke the Supreme of the Mao Palm Sect, this is looking for death, do you know that you are looking for death?" paused, and said: "What is the situation, tell Lao Tzu, I have accompanied the Palm Sect when I was young, you can rest assured, Lao Tzu can also give you a big deal." ”
Luo Zifu babbled and told the matter. vowed to break Zhao Puzhai's body into pieces.
Luo Dafu pondered for a long time and said: "You are a dog, don't touch a cold hair of Zhao Puzhai."
If you provoke the supreme sect of Mao Zhangjiao, Lao Tzu can still protect you, if you offend Huang Cuifeng, Lao Tzu will be implicated. Besides, a natural god body, what is there to worry about. ”
Luo Zifu looked at his father in surprise and said, "What is the origin of this Huang Cuifeng, father, you are an elder, and you are still afraid of him?"
Luo Dafu shook his head and said: "I don't know, the Supreme Sect Master is known as the Merry Sect Master, and seeing Huang Cuifeng is like seeing a baby, but he is also boundlessly loving." There are many kinds of rumors, and they are not credible, but one thing is true, the one hundred and eight gangs in the rivers and lakes, the Tiger Gang ranks eighteenth, just because the eldest son of the leader of the Tiger Gang plotted against Huang Cuifeng, and the Supreme Sect went to Mobei single-handedly, and wiped out the Tiger Gang within a radius of 100,000 miles in one day, leaving no chickens and dogs!"
When Luo Dafu was leaving, he repeatedly warned: "Lao Tzu supports you to chase Huang Cuifeng, but don't use three indiscriminate means, this will happen to the east window, and Lao Tzu will not be able to protect you." ”
Luo Zifu nodded slightly, and after a while, he called in the clerk and asked about the agenda of the disciple trial the next day, and talked about Zhao Puzhai.
The clerk said: "The master of this hall is mighty, the commander of the army, the dragon and the tiger are stepping, and the height is from the heart." Why worry about dealing with a former disciple? You only need to lure him into danger during the trial and die unexpectedly. ”
Luo Zifu stroked his palms and laughed: "Zizhen is also talented!"
On the Tianxin Pavilion, Ah Yao looked at Zhao Puzhai with a pale face and a tired face, and said in surprise: "Senior brother, are you already satisfied? This is even more powerful than the legendary fast gunner who does things for less than three minutes!"
A wry smile appeared at the corner of Zhao Puzhai's mouth, and said, "Ah Yao, senior brother flashed his waist, so don't laugh at it." ”
Some weightlifters could only lift a 300-kilogram barbell, but for the sake of results, they insisted on lifting a 350-kilogram barbell. This is what Zhao Puzhai originally wanted to express. He is a martial arts powerhouse, and if he insists on cultivating the practice of divine transformation, he will undoubtedly hit a stone with an egg, and his body and mind will be strongly devoured.
Mo Zhai's secret technique is not only a divine transformation technique, but also a simple one, even Huang Cuifeng, who has changed into a divine realm, can't see that he is ugly.
Monks of different realms need the support of the exercises of the corresponding realms, but the exercises are divided into four levels: heaven, earth, xuan, and huang, the higher the level, the faster the cultivation speed, and the more thorough the comprehension of the rules of heaven and earth.
Each large level is divided into four small grades: A, B, C, D, and the color of the true qi and qi cultivated by different levels of exercises is different.
Zhao Puzhai practiced the Five Elements Boxing Martial Arts Chapter of the Heaven-level B-class exercises, refining the hairs all over his body into golden yellow, but if it was a heaven-level first-class exercise, it was purple gold, the so-called purple qi came from the east, gold was precious, and the characteristics of this exercise were also secretly in line with the nature of the Heavenly Dao. Xuan-grade dark yellow, yellow-grade earthy yellow.
The mortal-level exercises cultivated by secular martial arts powerhouses are not in the world of cultivation at all, no matter how they cultivate, they can't jump out of the avenue of heaven and earth, and no matter how they refine the strength of the physical body, they can't carry the favor of the mother. But according to legend, the three palaces of Taixu, Maitreya, and Emperor were only able to lead the group, and the three families stood together, because they had transcendent god-level exercises.
When Ah Yao heard this, her fleshy little mouth turned into a circle, and she screamed in disbelief. Could it be that A-Yao is so beautiful that she is so beautiful that she suffocates her senior brother, and her soul flies into the sky with just one glance. ”
Zhao Puzhai reacted after a while, "roaring" like a dog and panting, blushing and saying with a rough neck: "A-Yao, that's not what you mean, anyway, senior brother can't do it, you help senior brother go back to the room to rest!"
As he spoke, he couldn't catch his breath, and he snorted, only to feel a piercing pain in the muscles and bones of his body, which made him feel painful.
If you are a man, you have to be strong in front of women!
Zhao Puzhai gritted his steel teeth, sweating profusely, and beads of sweat the size of beans rolled down like rain on his forehead. He forcibly resisted the surging pain of the tide, and wanted to stand up like a man.
Sweat wet his hair, in the wind, locks of hair twisted into weed-like braids, wet moon-white clothes clinging to his body, trembling skin membranes rippled like water waves, and his body that fell to the ground was unable to even move.
This is troublesome, this Mo Zhai secret technique is like a tiger's eyes, completely beyond the carrying capacity of his body and mind, it is not something that can be touched casually, Zhao Puzhai thought with annoyance.
"Senior brother, what's wrong with you, don't scare me!"
Ah Yao finally woke up from the upside-down dream of her children's love and discovered Zhao Puzhai's abnormality. Hurriedly took out three delicate bottles, poured out three precious pills, and said, "Senior brother, eat this pill."
Aromatic!
Zhao Puzhai saw a pill green onion, a pill apricot yellow, and a pill jujube red.
"What is this? It's very expensive!" Zhao Puzhai asked with a pant.
"Jujube red is the tendon and vein strengthening pill, apricot yellow is the viscera strengthening pill, green is the shengsheng blood and qi pill, after taking it, it can strengthen the body's muscles and veins and viscera and blood qi, senior brother, it's not Ayao who said you, a big man, after a glance at the beauty, he collapsed, causing Xiao Yao to lose three pills, aunt and grandmother, which life did you create, the chicken didn't steal a handful of rice!"
Zhao Puzhai rolled his eyes when he heard this,
Don't say it, this elixir is magical.
Wisps of peculiar breath are like bubbling clear springs from the atrium to the limbs, full of vitality, like a spring breeze blowing across the earth, and everything is luxuriant.
After a while, Zhao Puzhai felt that his whole body was full of explosive power again.
Zhao Puzhai just breathed a sigh of relief, but he felt a splitting headache.
He forcibly urged Mo Zhai to refine the secret technique, not only devouring his physical body, but also devouring his spiritual thoughts, but the pain of the physical body suppressed the fatigue of the spirit, and now that the physical body is repaired, the fatigue of the spirit surges up.
Ah Yao saw that Zhao Puzhai had taken the pill, and the hair on his body was shining yellow again, and his yellow body was really like a giant pine caterpillar in the moonlight, and he breathed a sigh of relief. Although he saw that Zhao Puzhai's face was still pale, he didn't care.
The beautiful scenery of the good day, the restlessness of youth, and the incomprehensible customs.
Ah Yao immediately drove the Lingbao, stopped lingering on the scenery, and went straight to the moon worship room.