- Uncle when he was young
"Uh, hello...... Mr. Bai Wuchang...... Right?"
"Don't call me Dad, I don't have a son like you. In an instant, the originally slightly hoarse voice of the black impermanence turned into a deep baritone......
Presumably, the tongue stuck in the throat can change the vocal cords.
"Ahem, I apologize for the pain that that creature caused to Mr. Wen just now, he was kicked in the back of the head by a cow yesterday and crashed into the crack of the big iron door I just closed, please don't pay attention to these details. ”
"Because of some ...... behavior, wasted a lot of time, resulting in our time running out, let's go to the underworld to report first, otherwise you will be registered as a black household, and then I and that creature will be deducted from the bonus, and you, hehe, probably won't be good. ”
As he spoke, Bai Wuchang stretched out a miserable white hand, and then ...... in the void Painted a door, yes, the kind of clear light is like substance, with Bai Wuchang's hand turned into a door, and there are even patterns on the door that Wen Doujiang has seen in the high-end atmosphere of the small villa.
Then, he grabbed the doorknob and opened it. And behind the door!!! there was !!! nothing......
"Then let's get there. Saying that, Bai Wuchang waved his hand, an invisible force...... Okay, it was still the kind of Qinghui just now that wrapped Wen Doujiang and threw him over. It's so fast that it teleports and even emits a sonic boom.
Probably...... This is revenge, after all, Bai Wuchang looks like a black-bellied person.
Wen Doujiang felt that a sledgehammer bigger than his body hit him fiercely, hitting him, and almost flattening him, in fact, he was flat, but he recovered in an instant, just like a baseball hit by a bat.
Wen Doujiang slowly opened his eyes. In an instant, a magnificent picture appeared in front of his eyes, such as a blood-colored sky, all kinds of plants that had never been seen before, occasionally one or two skeletons on the ground, and even a creature suspected of being a dwarf rushed in front of him, on the distant horizon, the fog shrouded a forest, there may be beautiful elves in the forest, and countless gray smoke slowly rose on the snow-capped mountains behind, it was probably an active volcano, this magical world. Of course it doesn't exist, in fact, in addition to the blood-colored sky, Wen Doujiang is still standing on the road where he was hit and killed.
However, he suddenly found that he had actually become an entity, yes, his originally translucent body had become an entity, and in the city in the distance, he could occasionally hear the noise of the noise, and just now outside the door, in the outside world, most of the people had already fallen asleep!
Wen Doujiang came back to his senses after being stunned for two seconds, after all, there had been so many strange things before, and at this time, he was stunned like a fool for a long time, this was obviously too fake, he took out a cigarette from the unconscious black impermanence from his pocket, and was just about to light it, suddenly Wen Doujiang turned his head suddenly, his previous travel experience reminded him that someone passed behind him, and he threw a long object very maliciously, and the small but very sharp sound of breaking the air told him that this must be the wrath of the thunder god who fell from the sky just now and was maliciously named by Black Impermanence。 Wen Doujiang's eyes flashed with a sharp light, and then ......
A very ugly lazy donkey rolled around, and he could even feel his outer pants being ripped off, and his cute sky-blue fat body was revealed, and his white waist flesh was revealed. "Nima, which bastard sneaked up on me!" This very unimpressive rolling method made Wen Soy Milk angry, and he didn't even have time to stand up, so he lay on the ground and looked back.
Then, he saw the legendary beauty, an aura called cold and arrogant made him suffocate instantly, what kind of temperament was that, that kind of ...... Yes...... Long legs, ah...... At least 34d ah there is wood. It was almost blinding his dog's eyes, and he felt the impulse of love at first sight, which was called one night, and it was not, but the coldness and sadness in the eyes of the beautiful woman made all male creatures dare not come within a meter! And the cold light on a sword without a scabbard hanging from her waist made the second brother of all male creatures remain in a state of atrophy and dare not make a mistake. But the strange thing is that there is still an ordinary shield hanging from her waist, and the gray shield has no patterns on it, which makes people look very awkward
Is Wen Doujiang a male creature? Obviously he is not, he is dead, he is not a creature now, so his brain reacted after a second, and automatically filtered the cool attack just now...... "Hey beauty, you are also a double soul person, hahaha, me too, my name is Wen Doujiang, what is your name......, beauty? Hahaha. Ha......
“...... Belle...... You calm down...... Calm down...... This is no joke. Wen Doujiang's back was instantly soaked in cold sweat, because his neck was only 0.1 mm in the blade of the sword that shone with cold light, even if he couldn't see it, but his brittle neck had already felt the cold air of the sharp tip of the sword. He swallowed slowly and made the Adam's apple roll very sexyly, hoping to push the edge away, but the damn blade was as steady as if it was being dragged by a camera rack, and the roll of the Adam's apple was only a scar and a few drops of blood.
The sword blade of "brush" was retracted, and the fast-moving naked eye was almost invisible, only a flash of blue light swept in front of his eyes and slid into the waist of the beauty, well, the waist is very thin, very sexy!
Wen Doujiang didn't dare to speak for a while, and Leng Yan walked towards the city in the distance.
"Ha, ha, ha. I have to say, boy, your courage has broken through the sky. Bai Wuchang smiled lonely from a meter away, but the smile on his aching face was completely invisible. Probably, the tongue was still choking in the throat just now, otherwise why did you look so pained?
"That's the most terrifying level in our area, and you, a teenager who just hung up, dare to provoke her. You're very thoughtful!"
"Uh...... Big Brother Bai!!Big Brother Bai!You are my big brother, what is the name of that Leng Yanao!!Tell me, that ...... That!!It's just a !! of wood," Wen Doujiang said excitedly, gesturing in a big circle. And the very obscene void in his left hand rubbed the obscene things in his brain.
"Well, you're really on your mind, but her question is put aside for now, and we'll discuss your question. First of all, your name is Wen Doujiang, and you are a man. Died in a car accident at the age of 24. Make sure this is your profile. ”
"That's right!"
"So. Welcome to Hell, the world after death!"
"Hmm!"
"Ordinary people come here when they die, and then Hell will merge with your own various situations, and then merge a Horcrux with your soul. Hell has no normal weapons, only Horcruxes. And what you have to do is to cultivate the legend, make this Horcrux of your Horcrux awesome, and finally you can ......"
Speaking of this, Bai Wuchang paused for a moment, and then looked at the excited teaser in front of him, obviously he was still immersed in the obscene world in his mind, because his right hand followed his left hand to knead this thing in the obscene void.
But, well...... Whatever, just say it yourself, he didn't hear it, and it was about him.
"Finally, you can use this Horcrux to leave the underworld! As he spoke, Bai Wuchang pointed to the left with one hand, and a springboard-like thing hung on the bank of a small yellow river...... This is probably the legendary Nai Ho Bridge.
"There are no eighteen layers in hell, there is no king of Yama, there is no three-life stone, there is no Meng Po soup, the dead come here, and then jump down, no one will stop you when you jump. Naturally, they lose their memories and are reincarnated as ...... Who knows what it will become, maybe it will become a microorganism, but the Horcrux in your hand, cultivated to a certain level, can protect your human form reincarnation, and the more high-end the Horcrux cultivation, then you may have a small chance of being able to preserve your own strength, these powers will become your qualifications after you are born, that is, the qualifications on the information written by Hei Impermanence just now, you obviously only practiced a little in your last life and jumped into the lake, so you are just a normal person. ”
"Well. But what kind of cultivation do you have to cultivate in order to maintain a normal person, or a genius, or a mentally handicapped person, this is not accurate, it mainly depends on your character, that is, the so-called merit you have during your lifetime, those with high merit need to cultivate less, and those with low merit need to cultivate more!"
"As for the two Horcruxes in your hand, there are very few such people, very few, and the probability of appearing is random, it is possible that a person with high merit will not be able to touch it in several lifetimes, while a comic may encounter it four or five times in a row, as for the benefit, it is that when you cultivate to a certain level, you can keep your memory!" Good luck with that, because, hehe, the Double Horcrux's second Horcrux can be taken down and absorbed by the Single Horcrux, and the Single Horcrux will become a Double Horcrux, and if the Double Horcrux absorbs a second Horcrux of the same level, then his second Horcrux will increase by one level. So just now I said that you are very courageous, and you actually dare to talk to a double Horcrux, and it is a guy who dares to blatantly release his two Horcruxes and say that he is a double Horcrux, haha, probably because your second Horcrux is too rubbish, so I didn't rob it, hahaha, then goodbye, the monkey invited to tease. ”
Wen Doujiang was stunned for a moment, Bai Wuchang had disappeared, and he had just said a lot of nonsense...... Wen Doujiang probably didn't listen to it, because his reaction now was completely wrong......
"Bastard, you ran away before you told me what the name of that Leng Yanao was!!!Give Lao Tzu back!!"
In the distance, a faint voice was heard. "Ah...... Forget, her name is Xin Shijia. It's really a literary name, although I am as terrifying as a prehistoric tyrannosaurus...... I'm wrong, I'm wrong!I'm sorry, I'm sorry, I'm sorry, I shouldn't have said bad things about you, ahhhhh!!!!......h
"It turned out to be Xin Shijia, what a good name, just the name can't tell that it's cold and arrogant. Anyway, Bai Wuchang, you bastard, how many times have you scolded me, tell me where you live, I promise I won't kill you next door!!!"
ps: So, the prologue - the uncle's former youth has been completed, and the uncle's story really begins.