"Heim Gouves has seen the Lord of the City. ”

"Android, Metal Heart, Qin, I've met the City Lord. ”

"Well," the City Lord's Mansion is exactly the same as the last time I came, this old fox hasn't even changed his posture and is writing something there, to tell you the truth, I seriously suspect that he just deliberately put on a pose for others to see, after a moment, he nodded and put down the goose feather metal pen in his hand, "Report it." ”

"Yes, Lord Castle," Heim Gouvais picked up a list, "after the second census, thirty-seven more people were found, including the commander of the exploration battalion, the old goblin Gryffindor, but his status is extraordinary, and he has not been included in quarantine for the time being, and the specific matters are still up to the city lord to decide." ”

"So far, there are a total of two hundred and eight members of the Scourge Legion, including one hundred and forty-three warriors, forty-three mages, seventeen prospectors, four priests, one druid, one third-level professional, one second-level professional, one hundred and ninety, first-level professionals, two from the Android Adventure Troupe, and ordinary people, seventeen, all from the exploration camp. ”

"All second-level warriors are proficient in the Storm Legion's standard soul combat skills, thirteen of them have been rewarded with advanced mastery of the standard soul combat skills, all mages have mastered the combination spells of the storm ring, as well as the ability to cast spells quickly, and the second-level druids have mastered four trigger-type natural magic traps. ”

"Wait, four traps?" the old fox showed a mocking smile on his face, "Could it be the Night Elf named Sylvanas, I remember that she is a very clean elf, her strength is strong, her potential is even stronger, she may break through to the third level at any time, could it be that she has also been damaged by the bad atmosphere in our group?"

"Why is it a bad atmosphere to be about pao!" Hearing this, Haim Gouvais slapped the list on the table with a snap, "Different people have different understandings of sex, we don't courtship a certain person, and we don't choose to stay with a certain person for a lifetime, I like this kind of life, what's wrong? God knows why there is a disease called syphilis in this world, without it, where would so much trouble come from!"

There is a strong smell of gunpowder, even if the other party is the city lord, in fact, not only Heim Gouves, basically most of the people in the Scourge Legion are on fire, after all, they were comfortable in the original environment, and suddenly came to an unfamiliar environment, or because they were isolated because of illness, they will definitely not feel comfortable, so if those soldiers learn the truth, they will definitely be angry with me, after all, I found out about this matter, which indirectly made them isolated.

Fortunately, the woman Heim Gouvis has a long-term vision, she knows that I am doing this for the good of the entire legion, so she took the initiative to carry this pot, naturally, in the face of a strong man who is about to be level four, although the people in the legion are annoyed with her, no one will dare to vent it, to tell the truth, because of this matter, although I like this** , but the extraordinarily principled woman has a lot of good feelings, and even after getting along in the past few days, she can be regarded as a friend, without her taking the blame, my stream of consciousness virus plan will not go so smoothly.

"Okay, okay," the old fox's great thing is that he knows when he should be hard and when he should be soft, so when his subordinates have grievances, he still grins and lets them get angry, "Dear Lady Heim, I was wrong, but why did that woman get sick too?"

"Unlucky", Heim Gouvess took a deep breath and pushed me again, and I directly handed her a cigarette roll, and by the way, I built a small fireball the size of a fingernail to light the cigarette for her, of course, and gave the old fox one, after all, the Chinese's concept of smoke is shared by those who see it, "You explain it to this old man." ”

"Ahem~ That's right, Lord Castle," I lit a cigarette for myself, and for a moment the whole study was filled with smoke, "This lady named Sylvanas, like you, was also curious about why she was sick, because according to her, she was still a virgin and had not been in contact with any man or woman, and asked me if I had detected it wrong, so I checked her again to make sure that she really had syphilis. ”

"Syphilis is a disease that is essentially transmitted through bodily fluids, such as blood, x-fluid, ** and other fluids, and then after investigation I found that once her towel was used by another woman, but she didn't tell her, so she used the towel to wipe her lower body after taking a bath, and she was unlucky to be infected, it stands to reason that a person like her who is not a human being, but has great strength, should not be infected, I guess maybe it's a congenital constitution. ”

"I see, I say," the old fox laughed a few times, "the last time I asked her for dinner, she didn't want to go!

"As for the old goblin with squinting eyes, he also joined the Scourge Legion, let it be outside, it is estimated that it will continue to be infected, you tell it, the treatment remains the same, the title is still the battalion commander level, considering his age, the pension will be doubled after retirement. ”

"Yes, City Lord. ”

"What about you, report on the progress too," and then the old fox set his eyes on me.

"As you instructed, because your contract with the Northshire Abbey is there, I haven't wasted money researching healing potions, except for Captain Heim, Camp Commander Gryffindor, and the lady Sylvanas who may break through to the third level at any time, for the others, my treatment plan is to control and relieve itching, so far, I have purchased a three-month supply of medicine, and regular use of this medicine will slow down the onset of syphilis, and at the same time, the itching symptoms will disappear, and there will be no more festering and foul-smelling mucus. ”

"So, the Scourge should be ready to go on a mission at any time, right? ”

"If I can, I'd like you to approve it after purchasing another batch of materials. ”

"What is missing?" said the old fox, taking the parchment from my hand.

"The Cataclysmic Quarantine Program," I said slowly, "is a product of my research to prevent the spread of other sexually transmitted diseases similar to syphilis, and in fact, according to my family information, the vast majority of STDs are transmitted through X-liquid and ** Transmission, the rate of saliva is very small, so generally speaking, kissing does not cause the transmission of diseases, so as long as the male and female organs are isolated during copulation, it can basically ensure that venereal diseases do not spread, after all, for mercenaries, copulation should be regarded as a new demand, and it cannot be banned. ”

"Scourge isolation condom," the old fox squinted his eyes slightly for a long time, "but you can't make sure that the rest of a man's lower body won't get mucus, I believe you also know that sometimes it will be in the depths of love."

"Human skin has a strong ability to protect itself, as long as it is not damaged, then, after that, there will be no problem with timely cleaning with disinfectant, usually the entrance to spreading diseases is our mouth above and the two mouths below. ”

"How much does this thing cost?" The old city lord directly opened the sample I made, an ultra-thin condom, in fact, I didn't expect that there was this thing in the 'Android Alchemist' app, and it was even more sophisticated than Okamoto!

"According to the current estimate, in order to ensure that it will not be damaged by the mercenaries' strong combat power, it will also cost at least three silver coins, otherwise, it will have no meaning. ”

"Approval," the old fox laughed suddenly, "It's really a wise decision to let you join the Stormwind Legion, if this thing is promoted, in the proper publicity of the terrible venereal disease, I think the mercenaries, nightingales, should be crazy to buy, when the time comes, they can give us Stormwind City a lot of income, and even be able to sell it to other main cities, say, if you hand over this technology, what kind of reward do you want to get?"

"Well, for every one sold, I will charge ten copper royalties, but I will not ask for money directly, but when I need any materials, I hope to be able to deduct this money, and I need to remind you that this kind of thing is not too high-tech, and other alchemists can also imitate it, maybe leaving Stormwind City, it will not be as easy to sell as imagined." ”

"No, don't think that I don't know alchemy, I don't know anything, for this kind of ready-to-finish alchemy product, if you want to reverse deconstruct, it's not an easy thing, every step of the deviation, the things that come out are not necessarily the same, look at the delicacy of this thing, this thin visible human thinness, this strong elasticity, this lubricating liquid, and the ability to kill diseases that you recorded, under the premise of not knowing the production process, they want to imitate the same level, they will definitely lose money, and the level is not as good as ours, why should they compete with us, with my years of experience in business, this kind of thing, I sell twenty silver coins apiece, and the mercenaries are rushing to buy it！”

"It seems that I want ten coppers, is it a little less?" I said half-jokingly, to tell the truth, I didn't expect the old fox's vision to be so outstanding, at this moment, I really admired him.

"Of course it's less," said the old fox, smiling again, and a glint seemed to flash in his eyes, "a silver coin! I'll give you a commission for every one sold, but I have a request." ”

You say. ”

"I want you to reform the natural disaster isolation condom regularly, so that those who want to imitate us will never be able to keep up with our pace, with your current technical reserves, as long as you continue to move forward, they will never want to keep up with our footsteps!"

"Yes, Lord Castle. ”

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