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Looking at Ma Haotian's departing figure, Ma Xiaodonkey immediately took out his mobile phone and asked, "Little Ji Ji, can you summon me to a dry ice machine?"

"Damn, I said I wouldn't let you call me Little Ji Ji. Yang Ji roared angrily.

"Don't be angry, it's said that when a woman is angry, she will sag in some places. Ma Xiaodonkey said with a wink at the phone screen.

", don't be disgusting old lady, by the way, what do you want that thing for?" Yang Ji knew that theorizing with this guy would only make him angry, so he simply asked the question directly.

"It's nothing, I just want to get a dry ice maker to play with, and of course help me get some liquid dry ice by the way. ”

"Oh, you want to accumulate some yin virtue for the old fellow. I can't imagine that you still have a little conscience?" Yang Ji figured out what had happened, and immediately exclaimed.

"The old guy has killed too many people in his life, I always feel that he will go to hell when he dies, anyway, if you can help him accumulate some virtue, maybe you can pull him from the eighteenth floor of hell to the seventeenth floor?" said Ma Xiaodonkey casually.

"Even if you have a little conscience, it's not impossible to summon this dry ice machine, but your virtual value seems to be gone, and the old lady won't take credit!" Yang Ji said with a pinching of his waist.

"The curse value and the resentment value have been used up?" Speaking of these, Ma Xiaodonkey wanted to scold the street, I really don't know what my body has done, it has been five years since they used up the curse value!

How many fucking things should have been done to have a baby?

"You're still too little, you have to know how many things these virtual values have summoned for you? A set of modern living environments have been summoned for you, and you still say that they are all used up?

Damn, even if it's an ATM, you need to have a bank card with an infinite value, right?" "Oh, am I still doing something bad to make people resent me?"

"Fuck your uncle, five years, let you eat steamed buns every day, you can't eat enough?What's more, what kind of curse value is the resentment value of Ya's is simply his mother's stinky shit, the old lady has eaten enough, and the old lady wants to vomit when she smells that smell now!**Hurry up and get some good ones for the old lady?" Yang Ji is really fed up, not to mention steamed buns, it's big fish and meat every day, and she eats and vomits if she doesn't change it for five years, not to mention that it's just these stinky shit?

She was embarrassed to say that she had always felt that her breasts were not as big as before, and she must have been hungry with this child without holes!

"Then how do you think I can get the virtual value that can be exchanged for a dry ice machine in the shortest possible time?"

"I want to think about it?"

"Summons the mobile host to trigger a new quest to exchange for the Dry Ice Maker and Liquid Dry Ice. Required taunt value: 800. Insult Value: 1,000. ”

"Mission time, two weeks. ”

"Mission punishment, psychedelic two hours. ”

"The first time the host triggers the quest, reward a few roses, a banana peel, and a few stinky dog shit!"

Hearing the voice of the mobile phone system in his head, Ma Xiaodonkey was as shocked as seeing a woman change her aunt's towel for the first time.

"It's been five years since Lao Tzu summoned things, how did he trigger the quest for the first time?" Ma Xiaodonkey immediately asked.

"Are you on a mission? You're endlessly taking, you're taking the fisherman's profits, you know? Who knows that your mother's body can do so many bad things, make so many people hate you, so many people curse you?" "Oh, I see? But what does this fucking psychedelic two hours mean? And what kind of roses, banana peels, and stinky shit, that's the reward? This is completely when Lao Tzu is a waste recycling station? Oh, no, it's not a waste recycling station, it's a waste recycling station, that's an insult to the waste recycling station, this is a living life of Lao Tzu as a dung pit!" Ma Xiaodonkey was very unhappy, the first mission, it sounded good, what kind of reward was there, who the fuck gave people a reward for stinky shit?

If it's a general, boost morale before the big battle: sons, slaughter the opponents in front of you, and you will be rewarded after the victory!"

As a result, those soldiers fought bravely to kill the enemy and returned victorious, and as a result, the general climbed high and shouted: "Soldiers, sons, you are brave, you are invincible, you have made great contributions, so I want to reward each of you with a piece of stinky shit......"

I'll go, what a domineering reward? I guess it's strange if I don't mutiny.

"I don't know, anyway, since it's a summoning phone, it will definitely be useful. As for the psychedelic two hours, haven't you tried it? Three years ago, you dropped your phone in the toilet and ......."

"Ah...... "Ma Xiaodonkey almost wanted to die, this is okay, psychedelic for two hours, that time he was just psychedelic for a quarter of an hour, and he was naked in the entire Protector's Mansion, running for a quarter of an hour, and losing the dead!

It is precisely because of that naked, Ben, that the news that he could not enter the Tao made the city full of wind and rain known to everyone!

"It's okay boy, it's a big deal to run around the city again, so that everyone can see the majestic and domineering pencil head of the great man slaughtering the son of the Duke of the Protector!"

"Hey, hey, hey!" However, Ma Xiaodonkey was not angry when he heard her words.

"What are you laughing at?" Yang Ji asked.

"It's nothing, I feel that this mobile phone is quite capable of tossing, and there are rewards and punishments, I don't know if I will be rewarded with a beautiful woman one day!" Ma Xiaodonkey said with a smile.

"Cut, do you have the ability to use it for you?" Yang Ji hit him mercilessly.

"It's okay after all!" Ma Xiaodonkey rubbed the phone screen evilly, but this part happened to be some part of Yang Ji's.

"Ah, stinky rascal, die!" Yang Ji finished scolding, and the phone screen went black and disappeared.

"Hmph, fight with me!" Ma Xiaodonkey said as he wiped his nose on his shoes and scratched his back with his mobile phone. "Isn't it just the value of being ridiculed and insulted?

Ma Xiaodonkey just wanted to put the mobile phone in his pocket, but saw that the mobile phone screen was lit up again, and Yang Ji's face was revealed again.

"That," Yang Ji's face was a little embarrassed.

"If you have something to say quickly, if you want to get off quickly, Lao Tzu will be hundreds of thousands of dollars a second!" Ma Xiaodonkey has long been not afraid of this Yang Ji.

"That, you just said, is it true that a woman will sag when she is angry?"

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