Chapter 8: Tokyo's Fart, a bit of a saying
The two of them lay in ambush for a long time, and waited until it was dark and did not see the two thieves come back, and then squatted down, and the legs were numb for half the night, and as soon as the grazing fingers snapped, the two horses ran towards them happily.
Tokyo, Bu Hot touched his mane, and suggested that the two go back to the inn directly, and the two thieves were afraid that they would not be able to find their way back.
As he spoke, a young man flew swiftly and landed firmly on the hillside where the horse had just stayed.
Guo Xiaobei, warrior level 30.
He could only see the other party's level strength, but he didn't understand his intentions, so Mu Fang silently put his hand on the machete on his waist, preparing for the worst.
"Huh, the two horses?" The young man quickly noticed the movement under the tree, and he squinted his eyes, as if thinking about something.
"This is our horse, one of which was snatched away by those two thieves!" Tokyo、It's not hotNo matter who is on the other side, what level it is,You have the courage to speak up。
Just as the herd was sweating for him, the young man walked forward slowly and smiled slightly: "How do you prove that this horse is yours?" ”
Guo Xiaobei condensed his handprint, and in the next second, a floating white cloth package appeared in his palm, but the white cloth was still stained with blood, which looked freshly stained and very fresh...
When it was suddenly revealed, it turned out to be two heads!
"Damn... Grazing, it's those two thieves... Heads! "Tokyo、It's not hot and obviously frightened by this brutal scene.,Bumping into a sentence.。
It seemed that he could expect the reaction of the person opposite, and Guo Xiaobei's smile was hidden with pride.
"These are the two thieves I slew, and before they died, they said that there was still a horse left on the hill, and begged me to spare their lives."
"But you killed them anyway." Before you know it, the herd has clenched the machete, and the situation is a little tense.
"This kind of person, endangering the metaverse, of course should be killed."
Tokyo, not hot couldn't help it, he took a few steps forward curiously, just in front of the thief's eyes that hadn't had time to close, and turned his head unbearably.
"Guo Daxia, right, if you kill someone, you will kill someone, why are you still beheaded... If you cut it, you cut it, why do you still keep it..."Tokyo, who is not hot, can be regarded as a person who has seen a lot of bloody scenes, but he is really shocked by his unconcealed murderous acts, and even some wanton propaganda.
Looking at the disdainful expression of the person opposite, the corners of Guo Xiaobei's mouth twitched, and the smile on his face couldn't be hung up, originally he thought that if he showed his head, the two people on the other side would definitely obediently give up the horse.
"Don't talk so much nonsense, if you can't prove that this horse is yours, you have to let me take it!"
The long sword that he had put away slowly probed from his cuff, and the threat in it was self-evident.
"What's so rare about this, of course my horse recognizes me as an owner!"
Tokyo、Not hot is obviously full of confidence,He walked towards the horse,Was about to reach out and stroke the horse's mane,Unexpectedly, the horse, who is usually docile to him,Shake his head,Avoid his big hand,Obviously... The horse doesn't look very familiar with him.
He was a little embarrassed to stay in place, this horse is so good to him! Why don't you give yourself face at the critical moment.
"Hmph~" Guo Xiaobei, who was watching the excitement on the side, crossed his hands and watched this farce for a long time.
"Mistakes, mistakes." Tokyo、It's not hot and I want to continue trying.,But the grazing shouted to stop.。
"Tokyo, it doesn't recognize you... Because you've only got half of your eyebrows..."
As soon as these words came out, Tokyo, not hot instantly understood, but when he reacted, he couldn't cry or laugh, since he lost half of his eyebrows, there were dolls walking on the street to make fun of him for being an eyebrowless monster, and even the women who sent small cards on the street didn't want to get close to him for half a minute.
I'm afraid he's a guest with a special hobby...
Now even the horse bullies him, Tokyo, not hot, his eyes are red, Wuyang Wuyang cried, but this cry was mixed with some beautiful Chinese greetings, and the herd had no choice but to support his forehead, and he was invited to form a team because he felt that he was kind and introverted... As a result, on the first night, he talked about why he gave the dried meat to the dogs to eat, and nibbled on cold steamed buns himself.
Because the meat fell to the ground and was licked by the dog! And what I saw him feeding the dog was just him grabbing the jerky with the dog!
The mood at the time of herding was like being coaxed by others to eat a piece of chocolate-shaped shit... However, it turns out that although Tokyo and Bu Hot often create trouble for themselves, they are always a good teammate and good friend who is quite reliable and attaches great importance to love and righteousness.
"I don't want you anymore! If you want you, take it! "Tokyo, not hot big face pear blossoms with rain, with his sturdy figure, how weird to look at.
“...”
"Tokyo, I have a way to make the horse recognize you." The shepherd walked up to him, helped him up, and then began to clench his fists softly at his navel.
Guo Xiaobei was stunned, these two people are afraid that there is something wrong with their brains?
Although I don't understand his movements, don't say it, this little belly is rubbed by a warm fist, and there is an indescribable tingling sensation all over his body. Tokyo、Not hot was trying to stop the herds.,There was a strange look on his face.。
As a puff of gas gushed out from behind him, it popped, and the power of the gas directly crushed a flower behind his buttocks, and the two stood at the tailwind, the smell of fart followed the wind, and arrived at the horse's side after three seconds and... Guo Xiaobei's surrounding.
"Ahh Phew. "The smell of fart is the smell of rotten undigested food, as well as the smell of freshly baked excretion, Guo Xiaobei only feels that the world is spinning, and he is swimming in the center of the septic tank...
The horse is running towards Tokyo with its cheerful hooves, it is not hot, it bows its head affectionately to rub its owner, the animal's sense of smell is the most sensitive, this smell belongs to the owner who rides on its horse every day!
Guo Xiaobei was no longer able to parry, he waved his hand to let the two leave, and Tokyo and Bure rode away with a confident and flamboyant smile, and this horse-snatching conflict was solved by Mu Fang with a fart.
The two returned to the inn, and unceremoniously messed up, and the shopkeeper came to pass the word between meals, saying that it was said by Lord Yu Dongsheng, and he would pick up the two of them to go to the mine tomorrow.
The two discussed for a long time, and finally came to one conclusion: act on the opportunity.
Early the next morning, the two of them were picked up by Yu Dongsheng's carriage, and later when Yu Dongsheng received an IOU from the inn, in the face of the astonishing amount above, the twitching of the corners of his mouth did not stop...
When the two arrived, they found that the mine was desolate, and the sparse ore was only dug up and placed on the ground at random, and there was not even a single figure in the entire huge field.
Yu Dongsheng seemed to see the confusion on Mu Fang's face, and explained with a smile that in order for the monks to better eradicate the Earth Fire Beast, the workers were cleared last night, and some monks were on their way here.
Sure enough, as he said, in just a moment, many monks came to the entire field one after another, and Mu Fang looked at it at a glance, and estimated that there were about 30 people, and all of them were warriors with a cultivation level of only 10.
Mu Xin was faintly uneasy, but the arrow was on the bow, and there was no turning back if he wanted to quit at this time.
Only Tokyo, not hot, and take out the posture of making good friends, giggling and chatting with people, without the slightest tension to deal with spirit beasts.
"Fellow monks, it's an honor to invite you to participate in this hunting operation, please go to the deepest part of the crypt to find out the evil Earth Fire Beasts, and after the matter is completed, we will distribute rich rewards to everyone!"
Mu Fang grabbed a few key words, and the doubts in his eyes became even heavier, and he bumped his elbow against Tokyo next to him, not hot, and whispered to remind him that he would walk at the back of the crowd when the time came.
There is no shortage of people who applaud, and they are all attracted by the huge rewards.
The mighty procession set off towards the mouth of the largest cave, each of them holding the distributed survey lamps and carrying the distributed supply bags, and the road in the cave was smooth and unharmed, and the large group of thirty people walked half the way smoothly.
In front of them is the area of ore mutation, and Yu Dongsheng stands in the area outside the dividing line, looking at them with a friendly smile and telling them to pay attention to safety.
Looking at the smile on his kind face, Mu Xin only felt weird, always feeling that he was expecting something, or rather, he was excited that this group of people was going to go down to the crypt.
The large army continued to move forward, and Tokyo and Bure were about to keep up, but they were pulled by the herd, and the two of them came to the end of the team.
"Let's go in, the first person to catch the Earth Fire Beast will get the Pink Agate!" Yu Dong's words are full of pouting, but this undoubtedly gives the team a shot in the arm.
As soon as the herd had crossed the dividing line, he looked down and noticed that the color of the soil under his feet was different, and there were a few traces of crushed ore on the side.
Not good! Here's the trap, go!
He pulled Tokyo next to him, and was about to go back when it wasn't hot, but he had lost the best time, and a huge iron and stone gate fell suddenly, slamming to the ground, and the border was stuck in the surrounding ore, and the traces came from here.
They're locked up in this crypt.