Chapter 52: This Is True Comedy
All the viewers had a question:
"Where did Gu Fei go?"
It's obviously a comedy show performed by Gu Fei, but he left a hospital bed on the stage?
At this time, the background music on the stage became deeper.
The white cloth of the hospital bed was slowly lifted.
A man in a suit and white shirt slowly stood up from the hospital bed: "Who took that basin just now?" ”
The audience burst into laughter.
Only then did they realize that it was their old acquaintance Hong Ye lying on the hospital bed.
"If you don't save you when you die, right, I'm dead now, don't you feel guilty?"
The female audience member hurriedly handed the huge needle to the stage.
Hong Ye said seriously: "Don't sacrifice blood, don't say it, put it in a basin, take it, leave a souvenir, maybe one night when I'm happy, I'll go to your house to find you." ”
The audience burst into laughter.
Even Gu Fei in the background pursed his lips, this sentence is not in the script, it belongs to Hong Ye's on-the-spot performance.
Hong Ye is worthy of being a veteran comedian.
Suddenly, two people rushed out of the stage.
One was dressed in white and the other was dressed in black.
The two of them walked quickly towards Hong Ye, both of whom were comedians of Happy Sewing Machine and Hong Ye's old partner.
"What are you two doing?"
"I am an angel."
"I'm a demon."
The two men are wearing cheap props, the angel's wings are two pieces of torn white cloth, and the horns on the demon's head are the Easter toys of kindergarten children.
Angel: "Sir, since this is your first time dying and you have no experience, let me briefly introduce you to what you need to know after death." ”
"Let's start with a questionnaire, if you're a good person, you follow me, go to heaven, if you're a bad person, you ......"
Demon: "Follow me down." ”
Hong Ye stood up: "Okay, let's go." ”
Then he turned to the demon and said, "I'm sorry, buddy, for letting you come for nothing." ”
"Where are you going?"
The angel said, "I haven't asked yet?" ”
Hong Ye smiled: "Then you ask." ”
"Your name is Hong Ye?"
"Yes."
"Chinese New Year's Eve."
"Yes."
"Unmarried."
"Yes."
"You're a thief."
As soon as the angel finished speaking, Hong Ye solemnly turned his face: "I'm not a thief, I'm just a porter of other people's property." ”
His speed, tone, and tone made the audience who had just stopped for a while laugh out loud.
Other people's property movers?
Isn't he still a thief?
Huang Ping, who was sitting in front of the monitor, couldn't help laughing, when he heard that Gu Fei didn't have many scenes in this show, his heart was full of worry, but when he saw Hong Ye's performance, he suddenly felt amazing.
Now that the effect of the show is out, it has not lived up to his expectations, and it is indeed a good show.
What makes him unsure is that he doesn't know if the show will explode.
What is Burst?
Just like the first issue, both the number of live broadcasters and the ratings have reached a peak, and if it can exceed the first issue, it will be considered an explosion.
However, he didn't have such big expectations in this issue, and only hoped to rely on the word-of-mouth this time to regain a little popularity.
Huang Ping thinks that although the show is good, the audience's taste is not up to him.
Now that the number of live broadcasters is rising, the ratings curve has not come out, and he does not dare to guarantee it.
……
At the bedside, Hong Ye's father came to visit his dead son.
"No matter how busy I am with my business, I spend at least one day a week with my father."
Hong Ye said righteously.
This shows that he is a good man.
The father sat on the edge of the hospital bed and said affectionately: "Son, every time you come back to accompany me, I sit in the hospital all afternoon, I stare at you tightly, without blinking my eyes...... But I wondered why the pension in my safe was gone. ”
……
"Good Samaritan, thank you, thank you......"
A man in a tunic came to the side of the bed, walked to the side of the bed, and gave "Hong Ye" the whole white sheet on the bed.
Hong Ye stood aside: "Okay, okay, don't do so much useless work, what's the matter if you can catch a cold after all this." ”
He desperately needs someone to prove that he's a good guy right now.
Just now, the demons all knelt down and shouted to him big brother.
"Thank you, you may not know me, but it doesn't matter, I came back to thank you, the day after my house was stolen by you, the discipline inspection department came to the door, it was a search, I was stunned that I didn't find anything, and it was all emptied by you."
……
on stage.
Hong Ye, who had made a joke, was sure that no one had come to thank him.
It shows that he is a bad person.
Go with the devil.
Even the demons are a little disgusted with him now.
At this time, an old man and a young man walked to the hospital bed with chrysanthemums in their hands.
"Big brother, we don't know each other, but you saved the lives of our whole family, you are the lifesaver of our family, thank you......"
An old man and a young man bowed deeply to the hospital bed.
Here, the demon said to Hong Ye: "These two people, how do you look like you paid for them?" ”
Hong Ye was also puzzled: "Who are these two people?" ”
After speaking, his face changed: "I remembered, I said why didn't I recognize it, when I rescued the two of them, their faces were blackened." ”
The demon asked, "What's the situation?" ”
Hong Ye put his hands in his pockets and said, "Just now, I was going to go to their house to steal something, just in time for their house to catch fire. ”
The demon asked again, "And you rescued them?" ”
Hong Ye shook his head: "Then I will move out all the things before their house......"
Sigh!
The audience laughed and booed.
Hong Ye's expression did not change at all, and he was not affected by the audience in the slightest.
"Then I thought about it, let's move people out by the way, and then this girl told me that her father was still in there, so I went in again, and pushed his father out, and I didn't come out."
The demon was puzzled: "Then why didn't you leave after stealing something?" ”
Hong Ye replied casually: "Won't they be burned to death if I leave?" ”
"But you've put your life into it, is it worth it?"
"This may be the right thing I have done in my life, stealing back two lives from the two of you, okay, someone really thanks me, this life is worth it."
He took the demon's clothes and draped them over his body.
"I'm leaving."
"Brother Angel, in the next life, leave me a good place with you."
After speaking.
The curtain slowly fell.
The audience was silent, and some were even secretly wiping their tears.
Whether it is watching live broadcast or watching TV, all the viewers who have watched this show have fallen into deep thinking.
They even forgot that they originally came to see this show for Gu Fei.
Gu Fei seemed to have only appeared as a doctor for less than a minute at the beginning of the show.
Nobody cares.
They were all deeply shocked by the show, and they can't remember how long it had been since they had seen such a thought-provoking comedy performance.
This is true comedy!
……
Lin Jin doesn't know what comedy is, but watching this performance, judging from Jin Xiangdong's white lotus and Jin Xiaonian's reactions, this show is really shocking.
At least she was shocked.
Jin Xiaonian saw Lin Jin holding her mobile phone and pressing the screen constantly, and probably guessed that she was sending a message to Gu Fei.
Lin Jin found that the house suddenly became quiet, and felt a little weird, so he hurriedly put on a straight face: "I'll go back to the house first." ”
Jin Xiangdong asked, "Didn't you say eating?" ”
Lin Jin was just about to say that she would not eat, when her mobile phone rang, she picked it up and looked at it, and then closed the door.
The white lotus sighed gloomily.
Jin Xiangdong was silent.
No matter how hard you try, this gap will not be eliminated so quickly.
Jin Xiaonian pursed his lips and snickered: "What are you two sad about, she must be in a hurry to call her brother-in-law." ”
Jin Xiangdong and White Lotus were stunned: "Huh? ”
If that's the case, it's not worth being so sad.