Before you know it, it's dark. The Jinshui River, which was originally clearly visible, was also hazy at the moment, the boats on the river had long since disappeared, the mountains were dark, and the strange cries of wild beasts could be heard far and near. It's a creepy scene.

Two nights ago, Yang Li, Tuo Youpi and Yuan Xiang spent the night in the cave of Qianshan. There are many caves in the front mountain, and the oil skin can live one by one, so that Yuan Xiang and Yang Li can live one. But when I arrived at this back mountain, there were steep cliffs and cliffs like knife cuts everywhere, not to mention holes, not even a pit. The only thing that could be inhabited was the meadow in front of which the big snake had stayed less than five square meters wide.

It wasn't too cold, and a night's sleep in the grass should be fine. But in this palm-slap-sized and bumpy grass, how do two women and a man sleep?

Yang Li and Yuan Xiang felt that it was nothing, and they slept separately! He didn't dare to guarantee that in the face of such two young and beautiful women, if he slept close to each other, the important parts of his body would not change due to the sudden and inevitable situation. Because he is not a god now, he is a human, and he is a man who is full of youth and has no shortage of men's devices.

Yang Li and Yuan Xiang fell asleep. Yuan Xiang was young and timid, so Yang Li let her sleep against the cliff, and she slept in the middle, and let the outside half let the oily skin to sleep. But both of them were almost asleep, and they were still sitting on the rock, holding the stick in their hands, and they did not move.

Yang Li put the bag containing the summer computer by her side, and whispered to the oily skin: "Xiaotuo, come to sleep! If you are embarrassed, put this bag between you and me, as if there is a mountain bag between you and me." ”

The wooden stick in Yang Yang's hand said, "Sister Yang, you two sleep, I'll stand guard for you." With this thing in my hand, the beasts and snakes will never dare to come. As soon as the words fell, two more wolf cries were heard. "No!" Yang Li said, "We two women still have a long way to go and need you as a man to protect you, what should you do if you are tired and sick?" Listen to Sister Yang's words, come over and sleep next to Sister Yang!"

In desperation, Oilskin had to walk over and lie down lightly on his back next to the bag containing the computer. When he lay down, he didn't dare to move.

After a while, before Yang Li fell asleep, she snored like thunder.

Yang Li turned over, took off her coat, carefully covered her oily belly, and then took away the bag containing the computer, and lay down next to him.

In the gray night sky, a few eyes were blinking, a few stars were twinkling, and a few fireflies were flying at the edge of the distant sky, and a man-made aircraft was busy.

The hazy night fell on the oily face, and he looked serene. The corners of his smiling eyes seemed to tell people that he had fallen into a sweet sleep.

Suddenly, a red light flashed on Oilskin's body, and a shadow broke away from his body and sat up again. Then the red light swept his entire figure into the night sky and drifted away.

The gorgeous heavenly court is covered with red colors everywhere, and the warblers sing and dance. All kinds of gods are bustling, hand-cranked flower fans, smiling, leisurely. Tied to a red belly pocket, the fat fairy children were playing hide and seek in the peach forest, playing by the Jinshui Bridge. The beautiful fairies danced to the sound of beautiful music in the colorful clouds and mist, and from time to time they made a "clucking" and laughing gracefully.

Only the training ground of the Heavenly Court Criminal Department is another scene. Countless ** men and women are under the leadership of Master Kong Yayue, facing the morning glow, and practicing martial arts. Shouting, roaring, with the combination of rigidity and softness, the coordinated movements of yin and yang come and go, which is very spectacular.

Suddenly, a red cloud floated from the sky and slowly landed in front of Kong Yayue. The red cloud flashed, and it turned into a white-faced man kneeling in front of Kong Yayue.

Kong Yayue took a closer look and asked herself in her heart: "Isn't this Xia Yang, my former apprentice, who later returned to the world to be a man, why did he come back again?" She hurriedly picked him up and led him back to her room. "Xia Yang, why are you doing that?" Seeing that the whole body in front of him was injured, his clothes were in tatters, and there was a drag skin of a woman's clothes on his small belly, he asked suspiciously.

"Back to Master, in order to protect my poor mother Yang Li, the apprentice has now changed his name to Oily Skin, and is with my mother as a translator and bodyguard. ”

Kong Yayue said: "Oh, it's a filial son. Does your mother know that you are her son?" She didn't know. You see, I don't look like the summer sun of the past at all. She called me Xiaotuo, and I called her Sister Yang. Oily Leather said.

Kong Yayue said, "Why did you become like this? ”

How will he become Yang Li's translator, how to go to Jinzu Mountain with Yang Li, what happened in the underground street of Jinzu Mountain, what happened to Yang Li and Yuan Xiang after the incident, and how to go from the front mountain to the back mountain after the hardships, and now he has reached a situation where the mountains are exhausted and there is no way out, and he said a clean message to his master Kong Yayue. "Master, this old thief is really hateful!" said Tuo Oilpi, "He not only hijacked the Earth spaceship, kidnapped Xia Cheng and my mother Yang Li and several other earthlings, but also used illegal means in a vain attempt to steal Xia Cheng's life rapid development genes for breeding Aracean people. "I know this, he has set up a private human experiment base in the Jinzu Mountain underground street. Kong Yayue said.

"Xia Cheng and my mother and others are desperately trying to protect the computer that contains the genes for the rapid development of life in order to prevent the conspiracy of the Bulge Tower from being revealed. But the tower deceived the superiors and subordinates, relying on the gold in his hand, bribed the judicial and military circles, turned the so-called scientific research institute in the underground street into a national first-class prison, and hunted and killed good people indiscriminately!"

Kong Yayue said: "This is the first time I've heard of it. ”

Tuo Oilpi continued: "The apprentice really couldn't stand it, so he took Xia Cheng and my mothers Yang Li and Yuan Xiang to escape on the opportunity to give the dead a funeral. Who knew that when he was out of the customs, Xia Cheng was found and taken away by the police, and his life and death are still uncertain. My mother, Yang Li and Yuan Xiang, and I are now trapped on the cliff of the back mountain of Jinzu Mountain, with no way out. ”

Kong Yayue said: "Before you left the heavenly court, I told you to persuade your mother to be patient. Because according to his fate, his bad deeds are on the rise, and no one can help him. Just like a poisonous sore on a person's body, it is inflamed and pus-filled. The pus didn't penetrate it, and the doctors couldn't make it go away immediately. Another example is that if a thing develops in the direction of disorder and pathlessness, it is difficult to stop or be destroyed until it reaches the peak of its peak. It is the same for a person who does bad deeds, if he commits many unrighteous deeds, there will be retribution, not that he will not be retributed, but when the time comes, everything will be retributed! This is called the reversal of things! Oh, by the way, what are you doing to me in Heaven?"

Tuo Oilpi said: "I ask the master to return my immortal body, give me immortal energy, return my immortal method, and restore my ninety-nine eighty-two martial arts." "Oh, do you want to resign from the human world and return to heaven to live the life of an immortal? At the beginning, the Jade Emperor entrusted you with a heavy responsibility for the teacher, and was ready to accept you as a nephew, how glorious and rich was that? But you insisted on leaving, and only for the teacher did you take back the martial arts you had learned according to the rules of the Heavenly Court Criminal Department, so that you could become a real mortal in the world. Who doesn't understand this simple truth? Oh, now you can't bear the suffering of the world, and you want to come back to be a god, how can this be reasonable? Besides, if you don't listen to the teacher's guidance and get greedy for profit in the world, you will violate the rules of heaven and will never tolerate it!"

Dragged the oil skin and knelt down, and said in a bitter voice: "The apprentice is in the world, and he acts meticulously according to the master's teachings, and there is no greed for profit, and the master is asked to investigate." ”

Kong Yayue said sharply: "Do you still need to check clearly? Do you see for yourself, what is the thing that covers your lower body?"

Only then did he look at his small belly, and a woman's dress covered his lower body. He took a closer look and saw that this dress was Yang Li's. "The master has misunderstood!" said Oilskin, "This dress is not someone else's, it is what my mother wore when she fled." Behold, this rotten wisp is the same as mine, broken by thorns and branches. It was around me, maybe oh yes, it was when I was sleeping in the grassland on Tianzu Mountain Road just now, she was afraid that I would catch a cold so she quietly covered me. "That's not right for a teacher. Kong Yayue said: "Okay, for the sake of your hard work in the past, your heart is right, and you are filial to the courtesy, the teacher promised you to return to heaven and return to your immortal law." ”

Kong Yayue opened the wardrobe, took out a set of fairy clothes, put them on her gums, and said to the oily skin: "Get up! Go to the fairy pool to take a bath, wash your popularity and bad luck well, and then clean yourself back and put on this clothes, and as a teacher, you will immediately restore the fairy law to you." ”

Tuo Oily still didn't get up, changed his kneeling to kneeling on one knee, clenched his hands into fists and said: "The master is gracious, the disciple is inexhaustible, but the master misunderstood again." ”

Kong Yayue was puzzled and asked, "What's the matter?"

Tuo Oilpi said: "The disciple Starry Night came uninvited from the world, not a real person but a soul. My real body is still in the world at the moment, still sleeping next to my mother Yang Li. The disciple came all the way to beg the master, not to be an immortal!"

Kong Yayue glared at him stupidly and asked, "If you don't want to be an immortal, then what are you doing here?" The disciple is begging the master to return my immortal body, give me immortal energy, return my immortal method, and restore my ninety-nine eighty-two martial arts, instead of being an immortal, the disciple is still an ordinary person in the world. Oily Leather said. "No!" Kong Yayue said, "Although the earth and heaven are in the same universe, the elves are different. Heaven has the rules of heaven, and there are laws on earth. Since you choose to go to the world to be a human being, you must abide by the laws of the world. You have to be a human being, but you also want to have the skills of a god, which is called insatiable poverty. Insatiable people don't end well, like Bulge, don't force you, go back to your mother, they need you. Get up and go, the sky on earth is almost dawn. ”

Chapter 187 is now issued. The clumsy work has been greatly supported, and I would like to express my deep gratitude for it! )

PS: Chapter 187 is now issued. The clumsy work has been greatly supported, and I would like to express my deep gratitude to you!