The mother-in-law looked at the people on the table, her expression was very subtle, and she said with a smile: "Xiao Zhang, you guess you were very busy yesterday and didn't see the message I sent you, we went out to travel today and locked the door, so you can't open it." The Chinese New Year is coming soon, there are more entertainments, thinking that you are going home soon, and it won't be long before you can do it, so you won't be busy this month, and you will talk about it next year. ”

Xiaoyu and Weizi listened and didn't speak, when they went home, the family sat in the car, and the mother-in-law said: "This Zhang mother-in-law pretended to be deaf and dumb, pretending not to see what I said, I am so tactful, it doesn't mean that she didn't understand, in fact, she just wants to earn our family's money, but she doesn't want to work hard.

Now that the price is so expensive, it is too much to put the vegetables we bought so well, I can't tolerate it. ”

The father-in-law also said: "Such a nanny still has a problem with her brain, your sister's previous nanny is also the same as the salary, and she also includes food, and in the end she is too lazy to even wash the dishes, your sister has a hard temper and fired her on the spot, and now the nanny she is looking for is barely okay."

Xiaoyu said: "The nanny I used to hire at my colleague's family asked for a salary increase after working for more than a month, and she played with her mobile phone while cooking. My colleague disliked the lack of hygiene at all and fired him on the spot. Now in the nanny market, many people have to look for several times to find a satisfactory nanny, no problem, we insist on more than a month, and then slowly look for it after the New Year. ”

Xiaoyu's family fired Sister Zhang in this way. After dismissing Sister Zhang, the soup made by her mother-in-law for her first lunch was too fragrant, Xiaoyu drank two large bowls directly and praised: "Mom, your craftsmanship is so good, you are blessed, you don't have to do housekeeping." But if you are willing to do housekeeping, it is definitely a gold medal housekeeping, such a fragrant bone broth can only be drunk in your own home. ”

The mother-in-law smiled happily, Xiaoyu, who had not cooked at night, entered the kitchen from the beginning, made a porridge cheat sheet, looked at the plates that were eaten, Xiaoyu proudly thought: Even if she goes to do housekeeping, she is probably very promising. It seems that she is really a modern excellent woman who can go up to the hall and down to the kitchen, Xiaoyu praised herself without hesitation.

In this way, the division of housework and cooperation, and the responsibility in place, the family also feels good. After all, the food cooked by my family must be clean and must be done with care.

Originally, Xiaoyu had a very relaxed and happy time during this time, but watching the teacher in the parent group notify the parent-teacher conference, Xiaoyu felt that her good days were coming to an end, because the divine beast was about to be released. After becoming a parent, Xiaoyu doesn't like holidays at all, she doesn't want to take holidays at all, she can't wait to stay in school 365 days a year, at least 360 days, and it's the kind of food and drink.

Sure enough, it was only two hours after Dongdong came home from vacation, and his home was already in a mess, looking at the living room where he had no place to stand. Xiaoyu deceived herself and pretended not to see anything, and went back to the bedroom. On the night of the Divine Beast's holiday, Xiaoyu was taking care of Xixi, and suddenly heard her mother-in-law seem to be blaming Dongdong: "Which one called you to play in the water in winter?" Look at it, your wet socks and slippers can drip water directly, go, hurry up and change your clothes. ”

Grandma has no deterrent power at all for Dongdong (mainly because she has never been in pain), and Dongdong retorted dissatisfiedly: "This is not your home, your home is over there, don't beat me, you go back to your home." ”

The mother-in-law seemed to threaten with a hanger stick, but she was reluctant to do it, afraid of hurting the child, so she couldn't help but say, "The tables, chairs and benches here? The sofa TV was originally bought and selected by me, this is my son's home, it is my home. I can live wherever I want.

Do you want me to leave? Then when I go home, your mother beats you, and there is no one to protect you. ”

When Dongdong heard his grandmother say this, he remembered his mother Xiaoyu's violent temper, Dongdong didn't speak, and obediently cooperated with his grandmother to change clothes. After they finished changing their clothes, Xiaoyu went out, packed up her clothes and put them in the washing machine.

Unexpectedly, the next day, Xiao Yu was drying clothes, and Xiao Yu suddenly heard a cry, which seemed to be Dongdong's voice. Xiaoyu came to the balcony to take a look, it turned out that her mother-in-law was slapping Dongdong's ass with a rattan, and it was so light that it was like tickling. After a while, the mother-in-law and grandson came back, Xiaoyu hugged Xixi and asked, only to know that Dongdong and Cheng Cheng next door were playing water guns in the community, Dongdong is a stupid person, Cheng Cheng poured water directly on the top of Dongdong's head, and the cold water flowed directly into the clothes along Dongdong's head. Fortunately, my mother-in-law saw it, otherwise Dongdong might have caught a cold. What can a mother-in-law do?

I can't educate Cheng Cheng next door, so I had to find a rattan and educate Dongdong in the community, ostensibly to educate Dongdong, but in fact, I warned Cheng Cheng not to play too much in the future.

What can Xiao Yu do, she had to look for clothes, her mother-in-law and daughter-in-law changed Dongdong's clothes together, looking at the clothes that had just been dried, Xiao Yu sighed, this divine beast is too bastard. Xiao Yu reluctantly started washing clothes again.

In the past, after lunch, Xiaoyu put down the chopsticks and hugged Xixi to sleep, but since Dongdong was on vacation, Xiaoyu had to finish eating in order to deter Dongdong, so he hugged Xixi with a rattan and waited for Dongdong to finish eating. But Dongdong's slow and logical appearance, Xiaoyu couldn't help the volcanic eruption several times.

The final result was that according to the previous habits, Xiao Yu should have woken up, but since the Divine Beast had been on vacation, Xiao Yu had not had a chance to sleep, and Xixi in his arms couldn't help but fall asleep.

When Dongdong finished eating, the mother and son went to bed, and finally Xiaoyu could sleep, but Xixi woke up. Cissy woke up, but she had to play for a while, and as a result, the three of them couldn't sleep. When Xixi was coaxed to sleep again, Xiaoyu hurriedly took a nap for more than ten minutes, and Dongdong slowly fell asleep. When I woke up, it was already past four o'clock in the afternoon.

Xiaoyu pushed Xixi to walk around as usual, but there was one more Dongdong, Dongdong sat on his scooter, pulling the non-skid belt of the stroller, Xiaoyu pushed the stroller and pulled Dongdong, which was very lively. Take a walk, drink milk tea, eat barbecue, buy toys, snacks and fruits, and get home when it's almost dark.

The mother-in-law had already returned, just to help take care of Xixi, so Xiaoyu put on an apron and cooked dinner for the family in the kitchen.

Xiaoyu had just finished copying the dishes, and when she heard her mother-in-law being very angry about educating Dongdong, Xiaoyu walked out of the kitchen and asked, "What's the matter?" ”

The mother-in-law said: "Didn't Dongdong take a bath last night, you are more economical, so you keep the leftover water from his bath to flush the toilet."

Just now when I got home, Dongdong asked for a dollar, and I thought he was going to buy candy. He didn't buy any candy at all, he went to buy the sucking balls and threw them all into the bathtub. ”

Dongdong cried and said: "Cheng Cheng said, I like those colorful little balls and want a few." I'll get it for him. ”

The mother-in-law looked at Dongdong with hatred and said, "You stupid, playing with water guns, other people's clothes are dry, only they shoot water on you, only your clothes are wet."

Cheng Cheng wanted the water ball, you shouted that he fished it out by himself, you stupid, you went to fish it yourself, he stood aside and let you wet your clothes. Don't you know how to take a colander? You're so honest. ”

Xiaoyu complained in her heart: This is not the fault of genetics.

Xiao Yu had to pull Dongdong to change his clothes again, Xiao Yu looked at the dryer and lamented, fortunately there was a dryer, otherwise Dongdong could only lie down and put it on. It's been less than twenty-four hours, and Dongdong has already wet three sets of clothes.

After learning from the pain, Xiaoyu decided that she could no longer let this divine beast continue to mistreat at home, otherwise she might really go to the house to reveal the tiles. The beast is out of the cage, if you don't find something to do for him, he will definitely let you find something to do for you. Xiao Yu picked up the phone, called a few friends he knew, and asked about the nearby training school, Xiao Yu finalized two, and decided to take Dongdong to experience it tomorrow.

The next day, Xiaoyu was about to take Dongdong out, but Dongdong was reluctant and said, "Mom, I just want to be at home and play with Cheng Cheng." ”

Xiaoyu complained: If you continue to play like this, you can't play with others, don't make yourself a cold. Xiaoyu lied: "Didn't you say you wanted to go to the playground to play?" Mom will take you now. ”

When Dongdong heard this, he was immediately happy and said, "Mom, I'm going." ”

Xiaoyu said, "Then don't go and put on your shoes, let's set off immediately." ”

The mother and son walked to the playground, and Xiaoyu lied: "Mom wants to buy you some delicious food and toys, how about coming back later?" ”

Dongdong's eyes were full of joy, and Dongdong happily followed his mother to the art school and saw other children playing drums. Children, it is the memory of goldfish, and soon forgot about the playground, snacks, and toys, so they followed the teacher to experience it. After a while, Xiaoyu finished consulting and asked, "Dongdong, do you like drum kits?" ”

Dongdong nodded.

Xiaoyu asked, "How about we come to play every day in the future?" ”

Dongdong agreed. Xiaoyu immediately paid the money to register for the class, and by the way, she posted a video in the circle of friends: The mythical beast has a home, and her mother has to be rescued.

Xiaoyu hugged Xixi, Xixi looked at everything in the training school with relish, and soon many friends in Xiaoyu's circle of friends saw the video of Dongdong learning the drum kit, and asked for the address, contact number, and charging method.

Xiao Yu didn't expect that she was just talking big casually when she was bargaining, helping to introduce acquaintances, and soon introduced five or six acquaintances to the training school. There is no way that the parents and elders of the world have been suffering from the divine beast for a long time, and they all want to spend some money to send the divine beast away, so that they can be clean for a while.

When I went home at noon, my mother-in-law was also in favor of sending Dongdong to the training school, saying, "Well, find him something to do, save him the annoyance at home, and learn something some." ”

Xiaoyu nodded: "Don't you have a lot of skills, and besides, music can also cultivate sentiment." ”

The mother-in-law looked at her father-in-law who was napping on the sofa and said meaningfully, "By the way, I will also find something for your father to do." "You can pick up and drop off Dongdong, so you don't have to go to the teahouse to play cards.